After being on a romance show, I'm screwed

Chapter 104 Interview?Live!
Breaking the program... The 28-year-old bald cameraman next to him almost lost his defense when he heard Chu Jinxiang complaining about the program in person.

Chu Jinxiang looked at Chu Ci with a disdainful expression in his eyes and said, "Second brother, I didn't mean you, look at who needs to be on that kind of show to talk about a partner, I I'm all embarrassed.

You should reflect on why you have been single for so long and haven't talked to a partner, otherwise, you won't be able to find a partner even if you are on the show. "

"All in all, you're not attractive enough to find a partner." Chu Jinxiang patted Chu Ci's shoulder as if he had come here and said, "Second brother, follow me and let's rap, I guarantee you will get out of the order!

You see, those crooked rappers in the circle have never been short of horses to accompany them,
There is one thing to say, because your face is [-]% similar to mine, although you are [-]% less unruly than me, you are still handsome. "

As soon as they met, Chu Jinxiang's little mouth started to babble crazily, spitting at his second brother.

And his expression, with his head held high and tilted at 15 degrees, looking at people with his nostrils, and his face is cold, really highlights that I can't look down on anyone, and he can't be dragged.

It is also commonly known as beating face.

Of course, if he matches his physique...that is, he will turn from a beaten punk to a rapper.

In the past, Chu Ci basically hid as far away as possible from his younger brother's embarrassing remarks, and didn't know how to reply, so he could only give a wry smile and then retreated.

But your second brother now... is a brand new version that you have never seen before!

Chu Ci spread his hands, and said nonchalantly: "Just what you play is also called rap? Is it different from Shouting Mai?"

How to piss off a guy who likes to rap?
Said he was called Mai...

There is a chain of contempt in the music circle, basically classical despises jazz, jazz despises rock, rock despises pop, pop despises rap, rap despises Shoutout...

as predicted,

Chu Jinxiang was furious: "Nonsense! How can you say such a dirty word to insult people?!"

"If you don't agree, break your head!!"

"Cut, with your little strength, pull it down." Chu Ci said flatly: "It's vegetables."

People who engage in rap are generally like the boss and my second child, and they are all very conceited. This kind of provocation is the most unbearable.

Chu Jinxiang became more angry: "Come, come, fight if you are not convinced! Come compare!"

"Who compares to you? Do you have any works?" Chu Ci said: "I have to say, I also heard you say that you have been rapping for so many years, why didn't you find your songs on KTV?"

"Ktv? Do you know that the music that can be played on KTV is very popular..." Chu Jinxiang quickly explained.

"That means you can't do it now, you can't find a single song on KTV."

Chu Jinxiang: ...

What he said made sense.

"You can't understand it that way! I'm very strong, okay? I still have freestyle! Do you know that I'm still the champion of the local head breaking competition! Everyone who doesn't call me the Beastmaster when they see me?
You can find out by listening to my songs on the music software..."

"Yeah, okay, Beastmaster, how much is your song played? How many fans do you have?" Chuci asked.

"It's not important..." Chu Jinxiang was anxious: "Rap is a niche art, and there are not many people who listen to it. It's normal to have fewer fans."

Rap in this world is not as lively as it was in the previous life, the cake has not grown bigger, and many practitioners still cannot afford to eat, similar to the underground state in the previous life before the rap variety show boom.

Moreover, the public's opinion of it is basically negative as in the previous life,
Most of the current rap songs in the world can't escape the content of the description of the gold watch and the bitch, how good you are and how trash you are, which are considered low by the mainstream.

The academic qualifications for rap music are indeed generally low, and undergraduates are all high-achieving students.

You can't expect them to write any deep lyrics.

Of course, this is also the majority. No matter what era or world, there are always a very small number of expressers with thoughts and content.

"Okay, don't babble at me anymore." Chu Ci waved his big hand and said, "I'm here for an interview. I'll give you a chance to be on TV to increase your exposure."

"Heh..." Chu Jinxiang was about to say that with his family's conditions, he would lack the opportunity to be on TV. Know who my parents are?They are all superstars!
But suddenly he discovered that the guy opposite had the same parents as him... So Chu Jinxiang was speechless for a moment.

He feels weird today, because this is the first time he has not quarreled with his second brother in bickering, which is really outrageous.

Didn't the second brother's temper before just diss immediately defeat it?How come it's become so stinky now?

Chu Jinxiang said that he was really stimulated.

He desperately wants to show off and prove his strength.

……

The recording of interviews with relatives and friends officially started, and the Chu Ci brothers sat in the coffee shop downstairs and looked at each other in silence.

The 28-year-old bald photographer on the side was anxious, "Well, you guys are talking."

Chu Ci asked suspiciously: "What are you talking about, I don't even know what the content of the interview is?"

"What will you say when you meet normally?" the cameraman said, "Our show has no script."

"We don't talk when we meet normally." Chu Ci said as a matter of course.

This younger brother hates people and dogs, and the whole family is too lazy to talk to him except his father.

At this time, Chu Jinxiang nodded in approval, and died laughing, what is there to say to these people who don't understand black fear...

"Is it normal that you don't talk after you meet normally?" The photographer brother felt his head became even more bald.

"Normal? Is there anything abnormal?" Chuci touched his head, touched his newly planted hair, and saw the braised egg of the photographer brother, and said, "Speaking of which, I think your hairstyle is not bad. It can be saved, how old are you this year, and you are so bald... Do you want to consider hair transplant?"

"????" The photographer was numb,

Why the hell is he still chatting with me?
……

Forced by the program group to record, Chu Ci could only say to Chu Jinxiang:
"Well, aren't you a rapper? Can't you improvise in Freestyle? Come on."

"?" Chu Jinxiang was a little surprised: "There is no theme and no music, how do you call me freestyle?"

"Just chatting casually at this moment, you can't do it right?" Chu Ci said contemptuously.

"As for the music, don't play it casually."

"No." Chu Jinxiang said: "I don't own those music copyrights, so I can't open them and create them on the show."

Chu Ci didn't expect this kid to be so copyright conscious.

"You just can't."

"How is it possible!" Chu Jinxiang blushed.

But he really didn't show his rap in front of the camera.

It's really embarrassing to say it.

"Hey, I thought it was a big problem, it's okay, I'll give you an accompaniment." Chu Ci directly came to Duan b-box.

"????" Chu Jinxiang was startled, looked at his brother whom he had known for more than 20 years, and said, "Here, how could you know b-box?"

In his impression, my brother is a person who is passionate about high art, likes to make movies and write scripts, and he is dismissive of these street cultures.

Today, he actually came up with a ventriloquist at his fingertips?

And, it's really good,

"Ah, what's so shocking about this kind of talent?" Chu Ci stopped playing the B-box, looked at Chu Jinxiang with disdain and said, "Hurry up, don't make too many bbs, just follow my beat and go straight up."

The reason why Chu Ci learned something like B-box was due to an unexpected task.

Because the target of that strategy particularly likes this kind of ventriloquism and can play B-box, so in order to create a perfect character design, he deliberately went to learn it for a while.

In the end, Chu Ci found that learning ventriloquist was really rewarding,

Because the ventriloquism of his mission target is really very comfortable...

In fact, Chu Ci has learned many small talents in this way.

Just like the normal students who study elementary education learn a lot of messy talents, most of them can get a basic understanding, but not very deep, that is, they know a lot, but they just don’t get into it.

But after transmigrating to this world at the beginning, these inconspicuous little talents, because of the blessing of another world's cultural heritage, began to grow thick...

"Come on, what are you doing in a daze, impromptu!" Chu Ci said, looking at the bewildered Chu Jinxiang.

"Ahem." Although he was shocked that his elder brother came to a B box that was not bad,

But it doesn't matter, he will shoot Free style!

"Yoyo! This is Austin, aka Beastmaster! Don't look at me, but I'm not a hooligan! You should shout surrender when you see me! Yoyo..."

Chu Jinxiang got into the mood, and began to close his eyes, shake his head and improvise to the beat.

And Chu Ci and the photographer brother were basically in a state of bewilderment.

This is rap? ?

It's so embarrassing... He feels like he has recited words.

Chu Ci was also embarrassed,
Is it a rapper to rhyme? ok, then you are also a rapper...

"Enough is enough, don't say it, I'm convinced." Chu Ci stopped the rhythm and stopped it quickly.

"Ayo! You don't want to stop my rhythm, you can't steal my flow and my vibe!" However, Chu Ci, the younger brother with big pectoral muscles, is obviously on top, even if Chu Ci is not beating now, this guy is still there A rambunctious chatter.

The photographer was shocked.

Chu Ci felt a little ashamed...

Oh, my goddamn rapper brother, it's embarrassing.

His immersive performance is indeed a bit too selfless.

"Please cut this part." Chu Ci said, "I don't have such an embarrassing brother..."

"Understood." The photographer gave an ok gesture, but recorded Chu Jinxiang's performance with great interest,

Just kidding, how could such a hilarious clip be cut out?

He even had to cut out what Chu Ci said just now!
"Handsome?" Chu Jinxiang looked at the embarrassing expressions of all the staff and showed a confident smile. He said to the camera as if he was doing an interview in a serious manner: "If everyone can freestyle like me, then really the thing is...

Thai pants are hot! ! ! "

……

Compared with Chu Ci's unscrupulous interviews with relatives and friends.

Some people just have ulterior motives, highlight a scheming, and make it look good.

For example, let me do it,
Today, he dressed in a suit and leather shoes, dressed more seriously than a date, found a high-end western restaurant, and specially found his partner, who is the best at licking all his partners, to shoot this scene.

The purpose is to be able to show some of my charm from the side...

And the content of the chat is basically the partner he found, all kinds of good things about him, both openly and secretly.

So much so that the staff couldn't help reminding him: "Mr. Ren, we need to talk about some relationship issues."

"Ah, in terms of feelings, I have no problem with feelings!" Ren Woxing said with pride, "A real man will never let his feelings hinder his life. Men just want to fight and fight in the mall! Career-oriented Lord! Success is the most important thing."

"But is it possible that we are filming a love show now?" The staff asked with a black line: "Also, are you sure you have no emotional problems?"

Ren Woxing: ...

"What are you talking about? My elder brother Ren is naturally smooth in terms of emotions. I believe that elder brother Xin will handle everything. It's just a woman. With the cultivation of inner strength of elder brother Ren, it is easy to catch! After all, no matter how difficult the situation is, he will handle everything. I can lead everyone through it together.

And it is Brother Ren who made me what I am today, from a small blacksmith to an entrepreneur and inventor now!Thanks to Brother Ren for his vision and investment!I will definitely not disappoint Big Brother Ren! "

Before waiting for Ren Woxing to speak, he specially found the most talkative investment partner and immediately stood up, talking to Ren Woxing comfortably.

Right, this is the right taste.

The people on this show, whether they are guests or staff, can't speak.

Can I learn and learn like my partners?
The staff was shocked and numb,

This is the first time I have seen this kind of dog licking, and is your licking too out of date and regardless of location?
So, he gritted his molars and asked, "Then what kind of business do you do, sir, and what kind of stuff did you invent?"

The partner of Ren Woxing held his chest up, looked at the camera and said, "I'm not talented, I'm the inventor of the fully automatic bar lifter!"

Ren Woxing is very satisfied with this person's performance,
Really give yourself a long face,

So he smiled happily,

It is indeed my crouching dragon!
……

On the boys side, everyone's interview scenes made the program crew feel awkward for a while,
How do you feel that you are here to make a living?
I don’t want to take the initiative to talk about emotional troubles with my friends,
Even if it is An Zhengzhi, he will only tell his friends, I have a girl I really like but I don't like him, but it doesn't matter, he doesn't matter...

No, it will silently guard.

All in all, none of the interviews with the boys had the picture of "discussing together to solve emotional troubles" that the program group wanted to see.

Fortunately, the girls are more honest and truthful.
They were really talking about their relationship problems, and they didn't make a living... right?

(End of this chapter)