After being on a romance show, I'm screwed
Chapter 140 Lin 0's dog-licking research
Chapter 140 Lin Ling's dog-licking research...
The crazy speculation about Chu Ci's identity on the Internet did not affect the people currently in the camp.
Everyone is just enjoying the music.
It's so cool to hear such a song in such a beautiful place...
As soon as Chu Ci stepped off the stage after the performance, Gu Jigen trotted all the way to greet him, holding another large bouquet of roses, the sweet smile on his face almost overflowed, watching people tremble,
This smile is too lethal.
"That's great! You're so good!" Gu Kikyo's small-mouthed rainbow fart kept changing patterns.
Positive feedback to the extreme.
It satisfies one's vanity.
"I'll give you a bouquet of little red flowers!" Gu Jigen handed the roses to him: "I praise you!"
"When I was a child." Chu Ci was happy, "Why did you just send a bunch of flowers, didn't you just give it before?"
"Good things come in pairs!"
Chu Ci looked at Gu Jugeng, then at Chen Chuxi who was looking at him from behind, and nodded in agreement: "Well, good things come in pairs...that's a good point!"
Then Chu Ci sat back in his tent after receiving the fierce praise from everyone in the program group.
In order to prevent anyone from coming over again, he spread his legs apart and directly filled the space where he could sit...
At this time, An Zheng came to him, and said seriously:
"Great show! My thumbs up for you."
"However, my martial arts performance will not be bad."
Chuci:? ? ?
He was a little stunned, he didn't know how to reply him, so he nodded awkwardly.
Gu Jugen, who had been paying attention to him the whole time, also noticed the current situation. She came over and said, "Why don't we stop acting, I'm afraid the audience won't be able to stand it later."
"And the meteor shower is about to come, why don't we bother others?" She might feel that what she said before was a bit blunt, so she gave the reason tactfully.
In fact, on the one hand, she is unwilling to perform with An Zhengzhi on stage, and on the other hand, she thinks that her suona combined with An Zhengzhi's martial arts performance, just thinking about it, makes her hips feel a little stretched...
Those viewers won't come to diss them again later, will they?
To sum up, she refused to go up to perform again.
An Zhengzhi looked at Chu Ci, who was sitting with Da Ma Jindao, and Gu Jujiao, who was serious, and suddenly felt a little hurt.
He was looking forward to being able to perform with Gu Kikyo very much, and thought that maybe after his handsome performance today, he could change some people's impression of him... A little win won Gu Kikyo's favor.
Unfortunately, it seems that even this opportunity has been impossible to realize.
An Zheng stood silently in front of Chu Ci, and his shadow enveloped Chu Ci.
"Ahem." Chu Ci felt too embarrassed, he really felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, so he couldn't help but said, "Well, why don't you just perform and forget about it, everyone is here, and the program crew's stage is full. arranged."
"When the meteor shower comes, it's almost the same."
Upon hearing this, Gu Jujiao nodded immediately: "Okay, I think it makes sense."
"Then let's go and have a little show."
Ah, this... An Zhengzhi was completely stunned,
This... When someone else speaks, does your attitude change so obviously?
Before, there were all kinds of daba, but in the end, it changed in an instant? ?
All of a sudden he didn't want to act anymore.
Ugly, actually, I...
Chu Ci looked at the suddenly numb An Zhengzhi, and an inexplicable thought came to his mind:
No matter how strong Boiling Yangyang is, his heart will be broken...
"Forget it." An Zheng waved his hands in disinterest, and he smiled wryly: "Chu Ci Zhuyu is in front, and I will humiliate myself if I go up to perform. I can't compare to him..."
Although he has always told himself that liking her has nothing to do with her, but when encountering this kind of scene in real life, he still can't help feeling hopeless.
Maybe he can only secretly like it from a distance, and don't really get involved, especially not in front of Chu Ci and Gu Jujiao... Looking at the sweetness between the two of them, watching her obedience , Seeing that the goddess she couldn't get no matter how hard she worked, seemed to be a different person in front of others, An Zhengzhi had to admit,
He felt that he was a bit sloppy...
It was a pain in my heart.
An Zheng looked at Song Ke who was lying on the ground and was still drinking, and suddenly understood him.
"You guys have fun..." An Zhengzhi said with a stiff face, then turned his head and left, coming to Song Ke's side,
hug...
"Brother, come, let me drink with you!"
Song Ke laughed dazedly: "Right, right!! Drink! If you don't get drunk, you don't go back! Once you get drunk, you will rest! Ah~"
As he spoke, he sang again.
An Zhengzhi immediately covered his mouth,
"Brother! Remember, your mouth is for drinking, not for singing!"
"Okay! Drink, drink!" Song Ke shouted loudly: "Brother, promise me, don't be a licking dog!!"
An Zhengzhi's face darkened, and he covered his mouth again: "Shut up, don't lick dogs or not, I'm just a soldier who charges for love."
"Is it wrong to like someone??"
"Even if you don't get a response, so what?"
He spoke righteously, but when he saw the picture of Gu Jugen and Chu Ci in the same frame from a distance, he felt that what he just said was too emboldened...
Is it not enough to deceive oneself and others up to now?
Ask yourself, can you really stand the scene just now?
If he goes through this situation again, will he really be able to persevere?Can he really like you and have nothing to do with you?
An Zhengzhi was at a loss for a while about the soul torture he carried out.
Forget it, drink.An Zheng kept his eyes closed, tossing, bottle after bottle.
Here their twins drink,
Although the shots of the program group were filmed, they didn't put this scene into the picture.
After all, it is too cruel... If this is put on the screen, it is really a bit of a public execution,
Just save them some panties.
The staff looked at this scene and shook their heads,
Suddenly, I remembered my past again, and I also had an urge to have a big drink and not get drunk...
Observer Lin Ling also witnessed this scene, pushed his eyes, and unexpectedly sighed a little: "Oh, love."
"A wise man doesn't fall in love..." Lin Ling sighed.
After her observation tonight, she also understood everything that happened on the field.
Because of this group date, both Song Ke and An Zhengzhi suffered a ton of critical blows. The goddess they pursued failed to give them any good feedback. This kind of thing, Lin Ling felt that he couldn't stand it even after substituting it for a while.
At the same time, she kept admonishing herself:
"Don't do this kind of thing that you can't get because of love, don't do useless work, unilateral dedication and love are meaningless."
"Keep awake, love brain is a disease that needs to be cured..."
but?Why do people say that love brains are not good, but there are still so many love brains in the world?
Lin Ling suddenly thought of this.
She suddenly felt that there must be some factors supporting people,
How did those love brains develop?There must be benefits and compensation.
Because from a psychological point of view, if a person persists in doing one thing, it must be because he gets positive feedback from it and gets happiness from it.
Just like some people are very painful when they are sick, but at the same time they can get the care and care of others. focus on.
Pursuing happiness and avoiding pain is the behavior pattern of human beings.
"So, what is the joy of being in love? What is the joy of being a dog licker?" Lin Ling thought silently.
"I'm so curious..."
There is a saying that true knowledge comes from practice.
Lin Ling thought about it, and the enthusiasm for scientific research sprouted.
She looked at the two big men hugging each other and crying and drinking, touched their chins and muttered:
"Well, you can study and study..."
She wants to experience,
What is dog licking and love brain like...
"Decided!"
"From today, be a licking dog!"
"For half a month, the experiment begins!"
Lin Ling took out the small notebook he carried with him, and wrote 4 words on it:
Dog Licking Diary...
But here comes the question, what is a qualified licking dog?Lin Ling thought, she didn't have enough experience in this area.
Fortunately, there are good samples on the spot that are worth learning from.
Lin Ling took out his small notebook and continued writing:
"On the first day, learn to be upright and how to be a licking dog."
So, she went straight over, preparing to interview the next two crouching dragon and phoenix chicks.
Lin Ling squatted down, looked at the two people who were drinking tons of wine, and saw the two of them fell to the ground with their clothes stained. Although the interview had not officially started, she suddenly made a mistake.
These two are really like two dogs...
How miserable.Lin Ling shook his head, thinking of quitting.
However, her enthusiasm for scientific research and strong thirst for knowledge still made her persevere, and she was determined to have a good experience.
Maybe I can write some things about love and dog licking in my doctoral thesis in the future.
Study the love brain.
Come to think of it, this is more of universal value...
"Well, it's really worth studying." Lin Ling convinced herself thoroughly, she pushed the two of them and said:
"Hey, let me ask you, how can I be a qualified licking dog?"
"Lick the dog?" An Zheng became angry when he heard the word.
In a state of drunkenness, he belched and said:
"What do you mean if you lick a dog or not? I'm not a dog licker. Don't talk nonsense!"
"I've never been a dog licker!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Song Ke also said: "We are not licking dogs!! You are asking the wrong person! Come, drink!"
Lin Ling silently listened to their words, and retreated strategically at the same time, fearing that these two people would hurt her by playing drunk...
Then, write down in a small notebook:
"If you want to be a qualified licking dog, first of all, you must not think that you are a licking dog... Avoid such insulting words that make yourself feel painful, so that you cannot persist.
Self-deception is the first element.
But when a person thinks he is not a dog licker, but everyone thinks he is a dog licker, is he really a dog licker?This is a question worth studying. "
Lin Ling wrote in a small notebook with a serious face, as if he was really engaged in scientific research.
Then she tried to question the two of them again, but unfortunately, they drank too much and fell into a deep sleep.
Research was interrupted.
"The material fell into a deep sleep temporarily, how can I deeply understand the thinking mode of licking a dog?" Lin Ling felt a little difficult.
As kind as she was, she asked the staff to carry the two of them into her tent and suddenly thought of another person.
She seems... a bit like a licking dog too?
Lin Ling cast his eyes on Gu Jujiao, seeing her still beside Chu Ci, trying to find a topic, trying to confirm whether she is licking a dog,
But looking at it, I felt a little uncomfortable in my heart for a while...
Lin Ling, who has confirmed that he is bisexual, also admits that he has some unusual feelings towards Gu Jigeng,
Therefore, she did not help Gu Jugeng to chase Chuci before.
"This is me?" Lin Ling froze in place.
She was stunned for a long time before she started to move again, came to Gu Jujiao, interrupted her talking and laughing with Chu Ci, and said:
"A question for you, baby."
"Ah?" Gu Jujiao didn't expect Lin Ling to come over suddenly,
Could it be that my wingman is finally going to help me?
"Tell me!" She looked at Lin Ling with a smile, looking forward to how Lin Ling could help her.
however,
But Lin Ling said seriously: "I just want to ask you, how can you be a qualified dog licker?"
Ku Kikyo:? ? ?
Chu Ci on the side:? ? ?
Gu Jujiao said awkwardly: "Eh, why are you asking me this? I, I don't know... I don't count..."
Lin Ling frowned, "Well...why doesn't it count?"
"I think you look like a dog licker?" Lin Ling said lightly, his tone was unrecognizable, and he really had a research attitude.
Gu Jujiao was completely dumbfounded when he heard this.
She widened her beautiful eyes, staring at her good roommate in disbelief,
This?
I was backstabbed? !
Chu Ci silently shrank into the tent.
"I didn't hear anything..."
As a result, Lin Ling suddenly grabbed him again and said, "Excuse me, do you think she is a qualified dog licker?"
What the fuck? !
Chu Ci yelled: "You must be sick!"
Gu Jugen also looked at her with resentment.
Not far away, Chen Chuxi, who had been paying attention to Chu Ci and Gu Jujiao's situation, suddenly couldn't help but chuckle.
LOL……
Hahahahaha!
Chen Chuxi is thankful that her wingman Zhen Yuemeng is a normal and capable guy.
Oh no, I don't need to chase anyone who is not a wingman.
Chen Chuxi ate melons with great interest.
Lin Ling didn't think there was anything wrong at all. Do you have to sacrifice something to do scientific research?
For example, other people's face...
As long as the research results are good, she thinks it is worth it.
After all, she is working hard for the majority of dog licking and love brains!
For this reason, I will not hesitate to bear the infamy...
(End of this chapter)
The crazy speculation about Chu Ci's identity on the Internet did not affect the people currently in the camp.
Everyone is just enjoying the music.
It's so cool to hear such a song in such a beautiful place...
As soon as Chu Ci stepped off the stage after the performance, Gu Jigen trotted all the way to greet him, holding another large bouquet of roses, the sweet smile on his face almost overflowed, watching people tremble,
This smile is too lethal.
"That's great! You're so good!" Gu Kikyo's small-mouthed rainbow fart kept changing patterns.
Positive feedback to the extreme.
It satisfies one's vanity.
"I'll give you a bouquet of little red flowers!" Gu Jigen handed the roses to him: "I praise you!"
"When I was a child." Chu Ci was happy, "Why did you just send a bunch of flowers, didn't you just give it before?"
"Good things come in pairs!"
Chu Ci looked at Gu Jugeng, then at Chen Chuxi who was looking at him from behind, and nodded in agreement: "Well, good things come in pairs...that's a good point!"
Then Chu Ci sat back in his tent after receiving the fierce praise from everyone in the program group.
In order to prevent anyone from coming over again, he spread his legs apart and directly filled the space where he could sit...
At this time, An Zheng came to him, and said seriously:
"Great show! My thumbs up for you."
"However, my martial arts performance will not be bad."
Chuci:? ? ?
He was a little stunned, he didn't know how to reply him, so he nodded awkwardly.
Gu Jugen, who had been paying attention to him the whole time, also noticed the current situation. She came over and said, "Why don't we stop acting, I'm afraid the audience won't be able to stand it later."
"And the meteor shower is about to come, why don't we bother others?" She might feel that what she said before was a bit blunt, so she gave the reason tactfully.
In fact, on the one hand, she is unwilling to perform with An Zhengzhi on stage, and on the other hand, she thinks that her suona combined with An Zhengzhi's martial arts performance, just thinking about it, makes her hips feel a little stretched...
Those viewers won't come to diss them again later, will they?
To sum up, she refused to go up to perform again.
An Zhengzhi looked at Chu Ci, who was sitting with Da Ma Jindao, and Gu Jujiao, who was serious, and suddenly felt a little hurt.
He was looking forward to being able to perform with Gu Kikyo very much, and thought that maybe after his handsome performance today, he could change some people's impression of him... A little win won Gu Kikyo's favor.
Unfortunately, it seems that even this opportunity has been impossible to realize.
An Zheng stood silently in front of Chu Ci, and his shadow enveloped Chu Ci.
"Ahem." Chu Ci felt too embarrassed, he really felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, so he couldn't help but said, "Well, why don't you just perform and forget about it, everyone is here, and the program crew's stage is full. arranged."
"When the meteor shower comes, it's almost the same."
Upon hearing this, Gu Jujiao nodded immediately: "Okay, I think it makes sense."
"Then let's go and have a little show."
Ah, this... An Zhengzhi was completely stunned,
This... When someone else speaks, does your attitude change so obviously?
Before, there were all kinds of daba, but in the end, it changed in an instant? ?
All of a sudden he didn't want to act anymore.
Ugly, actually, I...
Chu Ci looked at the suddenly numb An Zhengzhi, and an inexplicable thought came to his mind:
No matter how strong Boiling Yangyang is, his heart will be broken...
"Forget it." An Zheng waved his hands in disinterest, and he smiled wryly: "Chu Ci Zhuyu is in front, and I will humiliate myself if I go up to perform. I can't compare to him..."
Although he has always told himself that liking her has nothing to do with her, but when encountering this kind of scene in real life, he still can't help feeling hopeless.
Maybe he can only secretly like it from a distance, and don't really get involved, especially not in front of Chu Ci and Gu Jujiao... Looking at the sweetness between the two of them, watching her obedience , Seeing that the goddess she couldn't get no matter how hard she worked, seemed to be a different person in front of others, An Zhengzhi had to admit,
He felt that he was a bit sloppy...
It was a pain in my heart.
An Zheng looked at Song Ke who was lying on the ground and was still drinking, and suddenly understood him.
"You guys have fun..." An Zhengzhi said with a stiff face, then turned his head and left, coming to Song Ke's side,
hug...
"Brother, come, let me drink with you!"
Song Ke laughed dazedly: "Right, right!! Drink! If you don't get drunk, you don't go back! Once you get drunk, you will rest! Ah~"
As he spoke, he sang again.
An Zhengzhi immediately covered his mouth,
"Brother! Remember, your mouth is for drinking, not for singing!"
"Okay! Drink, drink!" Song Ke shouted loudly: "Brother, promise me, don't be a licking dog!!"
An Zhengzhi's face darkened, and he covered his mouth again: "Shut up, don't lick dogs or not, I'm just a soldier who charges for love."
"Is it wrong to like someone??"
"Even if you don't get a response, so what?"
He spoke righteously, but when he saw the picture of Gu Jugen and Chu Ci in the same frame from a distance, he felt that what he just said was too emboldened...
Is it not enough to deceive oneself and others up to now?
Ask yourself, can you really stand the scene just now?
If he goes through this situation again, will he really be able to persevere?Can he really like you and have nothing to do with you?
An Zhengzhi was at a loss for a while about the soul torture he carried out.
Forget it, drink.An Zheng kept his eyes closed, tossing, bottle after bottle.
Here their twins drink,
Although the shots of the program group were filmed, they didn't put this scene into the picture.
After all, it is too cruel... If this is put on the screen, it is really a bit of a public execution,
Just save them some panties.
The staff looked at this scene and shook their heads,
Suddenly, I remembered my past again, and I also had an urge to have a big drink and not get drunk...
Observer Lin Ling also witnessed this scene, pushed his eyes, and unexpectedly sighed a little: "Oh, love."
"A wise man doesn't fall in love..." Lin Ling sighed.
After her observation tonight, she also understood everything that happened on the field.
Because of this group date, both Song Ke and An Zhengzhi suffered a ton of critical blows. The goddess they pursued failed to give them any good feedback. This kind of thing, Lin Ling felt that he couldn't stand it even after substituting it for a while.
At the same time, she kept admonishing herself:
"Don't do this kind of thing that you can't get because of love, don't do useless work, unilateral dedication and love are meaningless."
"Keep awake, love brain is a disease that needs to be cured..."
but?Why do people say that love brains are not good, but there are still so many love brains in the world?
Lin Ling suddenly thought of this.
She suddenly felt that there must be some factors supporting people,
How did those love brains develop?There must be benefits and compensation.
Because from a psychological point of view, if a person persists in doing one thing, it must be because he gets positive feedback from it and gets happiness from it.
Just like some people are very painful when they are sick, but at the same time they can get the care and care of others. focus on.
Pursuing happiness and avoiding pain is the behavior pattern of human beings.
"So, what is the joy of being in love? What is the joy of being a dog licker?" Lin Ling thought silently.
"I'm so curious..."
There is a saying that true knowledge comes from practice.
Lin Ling thought about it, and the enthusiasm for scientific research sprouted.
She looked at the two big men hugging each other and crying and drinking, touched their chins and muttered:
"Well, you can study and study..."
She wants to experience,
What is dog licking and love brain like...
"Decided!"
"From today, be a licking dog!"
"For half a month, the experiment begins!"
Lin Ling took out the small notebook he carried with him, and wrote 4 words on it:
Dog Licking Diary...
But here comes the question, what is a qualified licking dog?Lin Ling thought, she didn't have enough experience in this area.
Fortunately, there are good samples on the spot that are worth learning from.
Lin Ling took out his small notebook and continued writing:
"On the first day, learn to be upright and how to be a licking dog."
So, she went straight over, preparing to interview the next two crouching dragon and phoenix chicks.
Lin Ling squatted down, looked at the two people who were drinking tons of wine, and saw the two of them fell to the ground with their clothes stained. Although the interview had not officially started, she suddenly made a mistake.
These two are really like two dogs...
How miserable.Lin Ling shook his head, thinking of quitting.
However, her enthusiasm for scientific research and strong thirst for knowledge still made her persevere, and she was determined to have a good experience.
Maybe I can write some things about love and dog licking in my doctoral thesis in the future.
Study the love brain.
Come to think of it, this is more of universal value...
"Well, it's really worth studying." Lin Ling convinced herself thoroughly, she pushed the two of them and said:
"Hey, let me ask you, how can I be a qualified licking dog?"
"Lick the dog?" An Zheng became angry when he heard the word.
In a state of drunkenness, he belched and said:
"What do you mean if you lick a dog or not? I'm not a dog licker. Don't talk nonsense!"
"I've never been a dog licker!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Song Ke also said: "We are not licking dogs!! You are asking the wrong person! Come, drink!"
Lin Ling silently listened to their words, and retreated strategically at the same time, fearing that these two people would hurt her by playing drunk...
Then, write down in a small notebook:
"If you want to be a qualified licking dog, first of all, you must not think that you are a licking dog... Avoid such insulting words that make yourself feel painful, so that you cannot persist.
Self-deception is the first element.
But when a person thinks he is not a dog licker, but everyone thinks he is a dog licker, is he really a dog licker?This is a question worth studying. "
Lin Ling wrote in a small notebook with a serious face, as if he was really engaged in scientific research.
Then she tried to question the two of them again, but unfortunately, they drank too much and fell into a deep sleep.
Research was interrupted.
"The material fell into a deep sleep temporarily, how can I deeply understand the thinking mode of licking a dog?" Lin Ling felt a little difficult.
As kind as she was, she asked the staff to carry the two of them into her tent and suddenly thought of another person.
She seems... a bit like a licking dog too?
Lin Ling cast his eyes on Gu Jujiao, seeing her still beside Chu Ci, trying to find a topic, trying to confirm whether she is licking a dog,
But looking at it, I felt a little uncomfortable in my heart for a while...
Lin Ling, who has confirmed that he is bisexual, also admits that he has some unusual feelings towards Gu Jigeng,
Therefore, she did not help Gu Jugeng to chase Chuci before.
"This is me?" Lin Ling froze in place.
She was stunned for a long time before she started to move again, came to Gu Jujiao, interrupted her talking and laughing with Chu Ci, and said:
"A question for you, baby."
"Ah?" Gu Jujiao didn't expect Lin Ling to come over suddenly,
Could it be that my wingman is finally going to help me?
"Tell me!" She looked at Lin Ling with a smile, looking forward to how Lin Ling could help her.
however,
But Lin Ling said seriously: "I just want to ask you, how can you be a qualified dog licker?"
Ku Kikyo:? ? ?
Chu Ci on the side:? ? ?
Gu Jujiao said awkwardly: "Eh, why are you asking me this? I, I don't know... I don't count..."
Lin Ling frowned, "Well...why doesn't it count?"
"I think you look like a dog licker?" Lin Ling said lightly, his tone was unrecognizable, and he really had a research attitude.
Gu Jujiao was completely dumbfounded when he heard this.
She widened her beautiful eyes, staring at her good roommate in disbelief,
This?
I was backstabbed? !
Chu Ci silently shrank into the tent.
"I didn't hear anything..."
As a result, Lin Ling suddenly grabbed him again and said, "Excuse me, do you think she is a qualified dog licker?"
What the fuck? !
Chu Ci yelled: "You must be sick!"
Gu Jugen also looked at her with resentment.
Not far away, Chen Chuxi, who had been paying attention to Chu Ci and Gu Jujiao's situation, suddenly couldn't help but chuckle.
LOL……
Hahahahaha!
Chen Chuxi is thankful that her wingman Zhen Yuemeng is a normal and capable guy.
Oh no, I don't need to chase anyone who is not a wingman.
Chen Chuxi ate melons with great interest.
Lin Ling didn't think there was anything wrong at all. Do you have to sacrifice something to do scientific research?
For example, other people's face...
As long as the research results are good, she thinks it is worth it.
After all, she is working hard for the majority of dog licking and love brains!
For this reason, I will not hesitate to bear the infamy...
(End of this chapter)
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