After being on a romance show, I'm screwed

Chapter 191 Thank you, I was licked

(Chapter 195 blocked me from throwing up again, it will take two days to unblock)

This?
It was Lin Ling who stepped on the horse? ? ?
She was cooking and said such things to herself? !

There is one thing to say, Chu Ci is more willing to believe that Lin Ling said to him: "You wake up, you are the one with the worst quality in this group of people!"

He has seen a lot of contrasts, but he has never seen such contrasts as Lin Ling, who is usually anti-human, but suddenly gentle and married.
Watching Chu Ci so much that I wondered if I was dreaming...

"Why are you standing still, come here and taste how it tastes, is it salty enough?" Lin Ling continued to have a gentle and generous expression on his face, but the people watching it made people feel awkward, as if trying to hold it back Fake smile in general.

It's quite scary for Chu Cizheng...

"Hiss..." Chu Ci asked tentatively, "What's wrong with you? What stimulated you."

He knows that many psychiatrists need to find a more senior psychiatrist... From this, it can be seen that this profession is actually a high-risk occupation.

However, Lin Ling is only a student, she has a thorough theoretical research, and I haven't seen how she put it into practice.

It doesn't mean that the child has a mental problem, does he?

What Chuci didn't know was that for Lin Ling, she was in the process of putting the theory into practice.

That is to say—to try to establish an intimate relationship with Chu Ci through her theory of the model of intimacy, and get rid of him!
And all that Lin Ling did today was for this reason!

The first is to create more opportunities to get in touch with Chuci, and this can be easily achieved. After all, everyone is living under the same roof now, and Chuci does not go to work, so I just don’t have to go to school, just go to school every day. Can naturally spend more time with him.

The so-called near-water towers come first, and Lin Ling also wants to take this opportunity to achieve corner overtaking.

The second is to show care and liking for the other party, and to show pleasant characteristics, so Lin Ling chose to make a special love lunch for Chu Ci at noon today.

This is the first time for cooking Xiaobai Lin Ling to cook in this life, but she thinks there should be no problem, after all, she cooks strictly according to the teaching, and a person as rigorous as her will definitely not cook like An Zhengzhi very dark.

Judging from the appearance of the dishes here, she felt that she had succeeded in becoming a teacher.

As expected of me... Lin Ling thought a little complacently, and invited Chuci to come and taste it.

"This is a lunch specially made for you. Come and see if it suits your taste?"

Chu Ci immediately frowned when he heard the words, his vigilance was full, and he took a strategic step back, with rejection written all over his body.

Something is wrong, this is very wrong!

This can't be what Lin Ling would say and do!

It is impossible for her to smile so softly, and it is impossible for her to really invite me to eat her dishes,

He also said to make it specially for me,
Impossible, absolutely impossible!

So why is she doing this?
there is only one truth!
"Did you poison the food?" Chu Ci asked jokingly, "Are you still doing some new experiment, some tricky game? You can't say it's the script of the program group, right?"

...Lin Ling: "What are you talking about? I don't understand at all. I just want to cook for you. Aren't you moved?"

Lin Ling was also very puzzled at this time,
This is not right, the script is not written like this, is it?
Shouldn't it be that when he saw his gentle little wife who was cooking, he immediately came up to talk to him, and then the interaction between the two became more ambiguous and more emotional?

In the end, how could Chu Ci refuse in every possible way, and still say such things, is this looking down on her, Lin?

"Don't dare to move." Chu Ci nodded logically and said, "Don't dare to move at all!"

Lin Ling:  …

She almost broke her defenses, and wondered for a while whether the path she was thinking was right or not.

Is this guy so difficult to tease?
Then Lin Ling would think of Chu Ci's actions when he faced Gu Jujiao's seduction, and immediately felt a lot more balanced in his heart.

It shouldn't be able to target me, but he treats all girls like this. Is this Chu Ci a big straight man?
"I know I'm in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry..." Lin Ling warned himself.

Then she recalled the 5 points of the Law of Attraction again,
[-]. Contact

Two, people like to like themselves
Third, physical attractiveness

[-]. Challenging, people like what they don’t have

Five, similarity, people will like the same interests as their own three views
Lin Ling reflected on his current behavior,

She did increase contact and interaction, and she did show her liking for the other party, but maybe this performance was too naked, which scared him for a while.

So at this time, we should take a step back, let him feel a kind of challenge, and let him know that my old lady is not so easy to get...

"I acted too casually before..." Lin Ling thought, then immediately restrained his gentle smirk, and said in a cold tone: "I don't have to go to school today, I have nothing to do to cook at home, I’ve never done it before, so I don’t know how my craft is.”

"Oh..." Chu Ci felt that the matter was reasonable.

The co-author is here to find a drug tester, right?

"You said it earlier, why are you acting so scary?" Chu Ci complained.

Lin Ling:? ? ?
Am I scary like that?Am I not gentle like that?

!

This is the gentle smile I practiced all morning? !To be reasonable, don't ordinary people feel that they are very kind and want to hug and kiss?

What the hell are you saying I'm scary? !
The more Lin Ling thought about it, the more angry he became, his face turned dark.

Then I heard Chu Ci swaying over, saying in his mouth: "That's right, this is the right way, I thought you were possessed by some evil spirit."

Lin Ling gritted his teeth and said that she was like some kind of monster,
Could it be that the impression she usually leaves is too... not so friendly?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!This guy must be so cheap!I like this kind of high and cold!
Lin Ling thought of the aloof Chen Chuxi again, and instantly felt that everything had been reasonably explained.

Anyway,

It can't be her smile...

"Hey, it feels pretty good." Chu Ci looked at the Potato Roast Beef in the pot and unexpectedly looked very appetizing.
The beef is cut into pieces, plump and juicy, and the color looks very attractive. The potatoes are also stewed and soft, with a little muddy feeling. When mixed into the soup, it makes people want to bibimbap directly.

Now it is still simmering on a low fire and making a gurgling sound, steaming hot.

"You made this?" Chu Ci took a piece of beef and ate it and said in surprise, "I can go, it's really delicious, I never expected it."

One thing to say is that the taste is very sensual, very tasty, and the meat is well processed, the meat is juicy, the beef is not overcooked, the saltiness is just right, and there are spices such as star anise and the taste of potatoes Perfectly blended with beef,
It is a very mature and successful home-cooked dish.

Chu Ci couldn't believe that this was the level of a first-time cook.

Lin Ling was finally relieved when she heard this, she quietly closed the instructional video she had watched countless times, and said flatly, "I am a young culinary genius."

Then she looked at Chu Ci again, raised her head and said arrogantly: "Whatever you want to eat in the future, I will make it for you."

!

When Chu Ci heard the first half of the sentence, he felt that everything was harmonious and normal.

Hearing the ambiguous words she said later, Chu Ci immediately felt his brain buzzing.

This Lin Ling was simply using Chen Chuxi's daily expression to speak lines that Gu Kikyo would only say.

So weird!

Chu Ci really couldn't figure out why Lin Ling suddenly became like this today...

wrong,

She is not sudden!

She seemed to have said similar ambiguous words last night,
So Chu Ci asked again: "Are you telling the truth, or are you completing the task that Gu Kikyo gave you?"

"No." Lin Ling took a step forward, and she could have kissed Chuci directly if she got closer, "This is all my sincerity, if you don't believe me, you can feel it at any time."

She raised her chest and said, "To tell you the truth, I didn't lie to you yesterday. Everything was done spontaneously. It's just that I was afraid of embarrassing you because of the presence of outsiders."

In other words, I just like you.

Chu Ci retreated in a combative manner again, which he felt was very unreasonable.

too suddenly!

Moreover, the impression that Lin Ling usually left on him was completely different, so that he would not believe that this woman would be tempted to fall in love with so-and-so...

This is completely an uncivilized straight daughter of a school bully!
"What are you kidding..." Chu Ci said, "This is live, it's embarrassing."

Indeed, the remarks in the live broadcast room were quite explosive at this time.

"Fuck? Am I really thinking about Lin Ling?"

"One thing to say is that my favorite female guest is actually Lin Ling. Her temperament gives people the feeling of a girl without three, like a character in a comic."

"Lin Ling is very beautiful! And she is very intelligent. How could she say this suddenly today? Is it true? Is it true? It's impossible for that bastard Chu Ci to get the love of three girls at the same time." Do you like it?"

"Wori, it was her and Gu Jujiao that I've been hitting on before, sisters, don't like men! Please look at the girls too!"

"It's outrageous... This is a script arranged by the program group, right? Which screenwriter wrote it? There are two people, isn't it too much?"

Netizens actually don't believe Lin Ling's words to a large extent, because she usually doesn't feel like the kind that would be related to feelings at all...

Lin Ling looked up at the lens and said: "It's okay, the audience watching the live broadcast is lifeless to me, no matter how they look at it, it won't affect me at all..."

"???"

"Are you polite?"

"Damn it? If I watch the live broadcast, can I lose my vitality directly??"

"emmmmm, I really want to go back, but suddenly I think she's so cute."

"It's over, it's hopeless upstairs, let's drag it down, wait for death... how can anyone like Lin Ling, she has to be gagged! This is what I want for the rest of my life." Mission accomplished!"

Chu Ci was also momentarily at a loss for words,
How does this feel that Lin Ling is a little schizophrenic?

He opened his mouth again and again hesitant to speak, but in the end he could only utter the classic four words:

"Are you OK?"

Lin Ling froze immediately, and said hesitantly:
"I've been brewing feelings for so long before I say such affectionate words, shouldn't you be very moved?"

Chu Ci covered his face with a slap, and said speechlessly: "It's still the same sentence, I dare not move at all..."

"What are you doing?" Chu Ci said.

"Where did I fail to make you dislike me?" Lin Ling said seriously, she really wanted to know the answer to this question, and if there was feedback, she could continue to adjust her next actions. She is not a People who will give up lightly, but will continue to adjust the direction according to the feedback and stick to it until they succeed.

She really wanted to get feedback directly from Chu Ci so as to adjust what to do next, so she asked.

Chu Ci was very shocked, how could she say such words in a serious manner, making it look like the real thing.

"You must be playing some little experiment of human nature, right? It must be!"

"Not counting..." Lin Ling thought for a while, and said, "I admit that I have an experiment, but it's not entirely for the experiment, and more importantly, for a result."

The result is to get Gu Kikyo through a roundabout route...

After hearing this, Chu Ci felt that the matter was more reasonable. He breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "So what kind of result do you want to achieve?"

"Don't say it, it will affect the result." Lin Ling said,

If Chu Ci knew her purpose... then it would be impossible for him to capture her.

wrong!

Lin Ling suddenly came up with a new idea,

Do you want to invite Chu Ci to play a play with him?

Let him pretend to like himself!Isn't it the same to achieve the final result?
But the key point is that Chu Ci will most likely not play such a scene with him, as long as he really has Gu Kikyo in his heart.

Or make it easier for yourself to really get rid of it.

Lin Ling thought, and his thoughts no longer wavered.

And she felt that she had succeeded more than half of it today. After all, the book said that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach. Obviously, her cooking skills today are very successful!
It's not in vain that she strictly follows every process step!A dish of goulash was really pondering for a long morning.

In the control of the heat and time, we also worked hard to achieve the ultimate, so strict that we use a stopwatch to time.

She asked, how could Chu Ci stand up to herself who can cook like this? !

Gu Jugen and Chen Chuxi can't cook at all!
"What kind of experiment do you want me to do?" Chu Ci waved his hand and said, "You spend your own money to find a subject for the experiment."

Lin Ling had an idea: "I did the dog licking experiment."

"Ah?" Chu Ci didn't understand what it meant.

"I want to study what the mentality of licking a dog is like, so as to contribute to a sound and healthy psychology of marriage and love." Lin Ling said: "Now we have reached the final stage of the experiment, that is to become a dog licking and experience it for ourselves."

"And I finally decided to choose to lick you."

Chu Ci was stunned for a moment, remembering some of the things she asked before. At that time, this guy also said that Gu Jugen was licking dogs... and instantly felt very reasonable.

but……

"Why are you licking me? Go and lick them, isn't there other male guests?" Chu Ci waved his hand.

Lin Ling stared into his eyes seriously and said, "They are not worthy..."

Chu Ci was dumbfounded.

Don't say,
This wave was really licked...

(End of this chapter)