Man Zong: Crazy!You call this a cat?

Chapter 148 A woman who is a mother is too scary! (day ten thousand 12)

After breaking free from Kuina's hand, Sauron took the lead and walked towards the outside of the dojo.

"Since you want to go, then go quickly, don't make me wait for you."

"Wait a minute, you absolutely have to wait for me, Senior Sister! Otherwise, the same thing as back then will happen again."

"Hey! Your current body will be fine even if you roll down the mountain!"

"Well, then there are two things to say."

Zoro looked at the laughing girl beside him, although his words were full of disgust, but there was another thought in his heart.

absolute.

Definitely protect you!Definitely won't let that happen again!

So Sauron secretly made up his mind on the evening when Kuina was brought back to life.

His kendo can kill as well as protect.

"I don't know what kind of pirate that is~"

The humming girl made the boy complain loudly:
"You are too leisurely!"

"The weather is so sunny today! It's beautiful everywhere! It's beautiful!"

"Haha! Little Swallow! Flower bath! Hahahaha!"

Ike, who is self-conscious and insane, is flying at low altitude while searching the islands along the way with all his knowledge.

When flying all the way from Rogge Town to Windmill Village, he passed a total of 66 islands, but he didn't find the female captain in the photo.

However, the name Iska was gradually dug out by Ike from his dusty memory during the flight.

Speaking of it, this girl named Iska seems to be inextricably linked with Ace, but it does not appear in the original comics, but in the official novel.

From the point of view of character design, it is almost like the heroine appointed for this guy Ace.

It's just that One Piece's comics and novels are both pissy, too focused on the matter of adventure, but neglected many descriptions of human nature.

Such an extremely important thing as the emotional line has been consciously weakened in this comic.

It is very classic and looks good, but it makes people who like to dig deep into the relationship between the background and the characters so uncomfortable that they can dig a hole in the ground with their feet.

That's right, it's a cat like Ike!Oda's approach will really suffocate him to death!

But now when he is really in this world, Ike feels that those parts that he can't feel from the comics are actually by his side.

Speeding up and flying all the way, we soon arrived at the Windmill Village.

After looking around, he landed directly on the roof of Garp's house.

Then jumped directly to the second-floor terrace.

"Yo, long time no see, Lu Jiu."

"Ai, Ike!?" Monkey D. Lujiu was arranging her long platinum hair when a familiar big cat popped up behind him, "It's so strange, why did he suddenly run away? Are you here?"

"Hey, hey, I'm not a pet, isn't it normal to run around by myself!?"

"That's right, I'm having cheese and bacon today, do you want to eat it together?"

"Well, it's not important to eat. This time, I came to see you on the way. Did Ace go to sea two years ago?"

"Huh? Ace?"

When it comes to Ace, Lu Jiu seems to have been pressed by some strange switch. She was talking to Ike normally just now, but in a blink of an eye, she changed into a miserable and distressed look. Weeping, that's called a joys and sorrows.

"Woooooh, my child, my child is gone..."

"Meowing meow, Lu Jiu, talk well, why is there no child!?"

Ike was taken aback, what the hell! ?

Why isn't Ace gone? ?
"He, he... went to sea not long ago."

"...What are you talking about!? He just went to sea not long ago!? Didn't he go to sea when he was 17 years old!?"

"No, Ace only occasionally travels far away, but he will return home within a week. However, after he traveled far recently, he seemed to have experienced something and became a devil fruit capable user! Then he officially went to sea Already!"

Ike's two big eyeballs almost fell out and hit his claws!
Meow meow!Ace told himself that it was fine if he didn't want to be a pirate, but why did he delay going to sea for two years now! ?
This completely exceeded his expectations!
At this time in the original book, Ace came out of Wano Country!

Ike took a few deep breaths in a row to calm down.

It doesn't matter!Although he went to sea two years late, but according to Lu Jiu's description, he should still become a person with the ability to burn fruits!
This is still acceptable!

"Phew, the child is getting older, so the mother can't keep him by her side all the time, can she? Take it easy, Lu Jiu."

"But, that little bastard Luffy also left with him! Woohoo! We agreed to go to sea at the age of 17, right? Luffy is only 16 years old! My child, my child!"

"...Meow a big dick! You said that Luffy went to sea with Ace!?"

The heart that had just been swallowed back into the stomach reached the throat again!
What are you doing here! ?
One was postponed for two years, the other was advanced for one year, and in the end, the two of them went to sea together! ?
Could it be that this Luffy came back from rebirth?What if you plan to use your protagonist aura to escort his brother Ace! ?
Ace said it's not good to be a pirate!Protect your hammer!

Ike swears to God, he never thought he would go to sea early!

"Then have you contacted Garp?"

"Woooooooooo... I have contacted, but my father won't be back in a short time."

Lu Jiu was still crying "woo woo woo" one second, and returned to normal the next second, answering Ike's words quite calmly.

Ike scratched the back of his neck and couldn't help calling him a good guy.

As soon as these two brats ran away, they didn't do anything else, but they took this as a mother and got nervous.

One hammer to the other and a stick to the other, almost schizophrenic.

"Take it easy, let's have a meal first."

"Yes, I can't make two little bastards mad."

Lu Jiu muttered while walking downstairs.

Ike had no choice but to follow out, Lu Jiu was obsessed by the sudden attack of the two brats.

But then he saw the astonishing amount of lunch on the table.

"You are..."

"I subconsciously took the share of Ace and Luffy..." Lujiu clasped her hands together with a delicate look, "Since the two of them are not here, we can't waste it, Mr. Ike, I will leave it to you .”

Looking at this soft face, Ike couldn't help but shudder.

no!Ben Meow has to run!
His intuition told him that something would happen if he didn't run!
"Snapped!"

The moment Ike turned around, a hand grabbed his cat's head violently.

"Ah, Mr. Ike won't leave without saying goodbye, will he?"

"Ha, hahaha, what are you talking about, Lujiu, is Ben Meow that kind of cat? It's just that Ben Meow had already had lunch before coming here! That's right! I'm full!"

"Oh!? Where did Mr. Ike have lunch?"

"Luo, Luoge Town..."

"Flying from such a far place, even if you have eaten lunch, you must be hungry again?"

Ike looked at Lu Jiu, whose eyes had completely lost their highlights, and swallowed.

Being a mother is terrible!

"Ah, oh! My cat is so hungry all of a sudden!"

While pretending to be relaxed and talking, he walked up to the dining table in despair.

Ace!Luffy!You two little bastards!After being caught by Ben Meow, I will definitely give you a good look!
……

"Ah Choo!" "Ah Choo!"

Ace and Luffy, who were sitting in the restaurant, sneezed at the same time, and then touched their noses with their fingers in perfect synchronization.

"What's the matter? Did you catch a cold while sleeping on the boat last night?"

"No, I heard that sneezing is because someone is cursing you."

"Curse!? What kind of magical thing is that? It feels so handsome!"

"Well, who knows, it can't be that mom is thinking about us, right?"

The dinner plates taller than people were piled high beside the two brothers. The speed and amount of food they ate made the boss change from being happy at the beginning to being terrified now.

These two people, don't hold on to your own restaurant!

Then how should this business be done!

"Squeak-"

The door of the restaurant was pushed open, and two people, a man and a woman, walked in from the door.

When the leading girl saw the dinner plates next to Ace and Luffy, she excitedly poked the green algae boy with her elbow.

"Look, Sauron! It's your kind!"

"Soul Tanguina! Don't classify people by food intake!"

"Hey, where are you from?"

"Oh? Are you talking to us?"

Luffy raised his head from the dinner plate, his mouth was still chewing, and then looked at the person who was talking to him...

"Pfft puff hahahaha! What a strange green algae head!"

"You impolite soul! Who is Chlorella!"

It can be said that Zoro was instantly irritated by this guy, rolled up his sleeves and was about to step forward, but was stopped by Guina's hand.

"Don't get excited! They didn't say anything wrong after all, you are obviously a green algae head."

"Guina!"

Kuina grinned and rubbed Sauron's green hair with her hands, then pushed Sauron back to the original place, and then she walked forward alone.

"Ala, ala, can the two little brothers explain their origins? Our Shuangyue Village is just a small village, so we still hope that outsiders can reveal their identities."

"Oh, that's it!" Ace nodded while eating, "We come from the Windmill Village in Goa Kingdom."

"The Kingdom of Goa? I heard it's not such a good place."

"Of course everyone in the village is a good person." Ace has always held great hostility towards the Kingdom of Goa since Sabo's "death", "It's just the nobles and wealthy merchants living in that 'high town' , but he is not someone worthy of praise.”

"It seems that you also hate those high-ranking nobles, don't you?"

"Status doesn't really matter, it's just the difference between a good guy and a bad guy."

Under the education of Garp and Lu Jiu, Ace doesn't care about the difference in status.

After all, one of the most powerful beings in the entire sea is still a cat!
"But if you call yourself pirates, aren't you the villains who are targeting this village?"

"...What did you say?" "What?"

Luffy and Ace looked at Kuina with suspicious expressions on their faces.

The eyes of these two dumbass made Kuina also dumbfounded.

Aren't they two pirates?
Why does this look look more innocent than the two dogs next door?

"Didn't you say you are a pirate?"

"Since when did we call ourselves pirates?"

Well now, Kuina and Zoro, Ace and Luffy, look at each other and look at each other.

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Fortunately, Ace reacted quickly, and said with a smile: "We are treasure hunters who have just gone to sea. We think it is too boring to have only two people, so we want to recruit companions."

"I still want to be the One Piece!" Luffy immediately waved his hands desperately at Kuina, "It's just that I can only be a treasure hunter with him until I beat Ace!"

"Hey..." Kuina held her forehead helplessly, and glanced at Luffy, "Really, what exactly are pirates in your eyes?"

Even Ace paused eating after hearing the topic he was interested in.

I saw Luffy's eyes shining brightly and said:

"Adventure on the sea!"

"Find hidden treasure!"

"Defeat the strong in the sea!"

"Finally become the One Piece!"

Ace tapped Luffy's head helplessly.

"Hey, Luffy, you can't become a pirate until you beat me!"

"Ace! I will definitely be able to blow you away in the future!"

"Hahahaha, it's really hard to imagine that you are a brat who has never defeated your brother since childhood!"

Guina really didn't expect that before she did anything, these two fools had already started to fight among themselves, especially the guy in the straw hat, whose cheeks were stretched out by his brother, like rubber.

This is the so-called devil fruit, right?
She had heard a lot about the magical power of the sea from Ike.

"Hey, Kuina, shouldn't we have to deal with these two people?" Sauron leaned forward and whispered in Kuina's ear, "They seem to be just two simple idiots. Are you worried?"

"...What qualifications do you have to call others stupid, green algae head road idiot!"

"I can't help it! Duel! Kuina! I want to fight you again!"

Sauron is also a dog-tempered person, just a little bit!But he knew very well in his heart that the current Kuina was suppressing him from all directions, and he proposed a duel by himself was simply looking for abuse!

But that's okay!

Even if you get beaten, you still have to fight this worthless woman!
"Yes, yes, you green algae head, you really don't cry when you see the coffin."

Then the two walked out of the restaurant directly and onto the street.

They started posing respectively, preparing for the [-]st duel between seniors and brothers.

Seeing the two disciples of Yixin Dojo starting a duel according to the usual practice, the people of Shuangyue Village had already seen the strangeness. Instead, they spontaneously gathered around and began to tease the two of them as usual.

"Come on, Zoro, as a man, you can't back down if you propose a duel!"

"Hey, by the way, how many times have they dueled?"

"Thousands of times, right? Who knows, anyway, it's just the little thoughts of boys and girls."

"You know that, right!? I just want to know when Sauron will win once?"

"Well, then I don't know, at least from now on, Sauron may only defeat Kuina by getting married."

"Wow, you are really rotten."

The heated discussion of passers-by made Ace and Luffy, the two favorite guys to join in the fun, finish eating, and after taking out Berry to pay, the brothers also came to the street.

That's right!These two guys, Ace and Luffy, know how to pay!
This is the benefit of having a mother teach two people common sense!
From the point of having a mother to teach, Ace and Luffy have already stood at the apex of the One Piece world!

"Hey, Ace, what are the two of them doing?"

"It's like you and I do exactly the same thing every day, Luffy, do you remember how many times you lost to me?"

"Don't be complacent, Ace! When I grow up to be three years old, I will definitely defeat you!"

"But if you grow up by three years, I will also grow up by three years, so I will become stronger!"

Luffy scratched his head and found that it seemed to be the case.

"Hee hee hee! Then don't worry about it, but these two people look very powerful, do you want to invite them to be our companions?"

Just when the two people were talking, the winner was already divided.

Kuina slashed at extremely fast speed, and then lightly hit Sauron on the back of the neck with the back of the knife.

He lifts weight lightly, strikes like a swift bee, and looks like an erratic butterfly.

The greatly improved physical fitness after practicing the six styles can fully support it, allowing Kuina to fully display the swordsmanship possessed by her.

His talent for swordsmanship, which was originally limited by his physique, was fully displayed.

"Luffy, you are right, they seem to be good companions!"

Ace and Luffy looked at each other with bright eyes and smiled.

"Garp, why didn't you notify Ben Meow after receiving the news? Ben Meow didn't know from her until I met Lujiu in the Windmill Village that even Lu Fei went to sea with Ace!"

"It's not that I didn't notify you, it's just that I haven't notified you yet. But you are free enough, why did you suddenly go to the East China Sea?"

"It's not that the little bastard Ace told Ben Meow that he would go to sea when he was 17 years old, so Ben Meow thought that since he passed by, he would at least give his condolences to Lu Jiu and Luffy, the orphans and widows! God knows This will happen!"

"Wow ha ha ha! I don't feel relieved at all!"

"Still talking! Don't you have a clear understanding of your grandchildren? How unreliable you are, the two of them are your replicas! And double it!"

Ike rolled his eyes, and continued to speak to the phone bug in mid-air:
"And I found out that anyone who enters your Meng Qi's house will be infected with snake spirit disease sooner or later!"

"Oh? Is that so? By the way, how about Lu Jiu, the two little bastards ran away at the same time, I guess she feels very uncomfortable?"

"Uncomfortable? Yes! It's very uncomfortable!" Ike gritted his teeth, and then hiccupped involuntarily, "Because of Lu Jiu, my life was almost left in Windmill Village, you know!"

Hanging up the phone viciously, the bug hiccupped while flying.

At the same time, he had to maintain the greatest range of knowledge and arrogance to find someone.

What kind of fucking toil is this! ?
Ike sighed and continued to search carefully.

It doesn't matter, anyway, all this will eventually be counted on the two brothers Ace and Luffy.

Two little bastards, wait for Ben Meow!

TM must prepare a big surprise for you!

……

"Huchi! Huchi! You guys are pretty amazing!"

"Ha! Ha! You are not bad! Although that green algae head is not as strong as you, it is still very powerful! It can use three knives at the same time!"

"You don't have to say the sentence that is not as strong as Kuina!"

"Hee hee, so you two will be our companions!"

Luffy, who was the most nervous, patted the dust on his body, and said with a smile.

Kuina and Zoro rubbed their foreheads at the same time.

Are these two people really not fools?
Inviting others to be your companions, shouldn't you invite them kindly?

What's the deal with asking people to fight in the woods?
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