Man Zong: Crazy!You call this a cat?

Chapter 150 True Ultimate Golden Crispy Dried Fish (Daily 12)

"Ha! I want to be an excellent doctor. How can I be exhausted after taking care of a patient?"

Ke Ya, who has not experienced the shock of her parents' death, is still a girl who is physically weak but full of energy.

"Hey! Keya! It's me!"

"Usopp!"

Outside Keya's room, on the trunk of the big tree that just reached the window, stood a boy in overalls and with a long Pinocchio-like nose.

"Oh, it seems that today's progress is very good. Is the lady in the navy free?"

"Well, although it's not cured, it won't get worse."

"That's really thankful. What if a navy who protects civilians dies in front of us?"

"It's all up to you, Usopp!" Keya was lying in front of the window, chatting happily with the long-nosed boy standing on the tree, "If you hadn't discovered her in time while fishing at the beach, and If you bring her to me right away, I'm afraid this Miss Navy has..."

"Oh, oh, this is what the great adventurer Usopp should do! After all, I have five thousand younger brothers! How can I refuse to save the friendly navy?"

The maid glanced at the scene and smiled slightly.

Ever since this bragging and lying boy met Miss Ke Ya, she has become much more lively.

"So Usopp, if you are accidentally injured as an adventurer, you must come back to me!"

"In order to heal you, I am determined to become a doctor!"

"Ah! For me..."

Although there was a little embarrassment on the face of the long-nosed boy, there was more joy from the bottom of his heart.

"But Kaya... am I too sensitive?"

"What's wrong, Usopp?"

"Have you ever had a cat in your house before?"

"No? Because of my poor health, my parents have never raised animals at home."

"Then that's weird, I picked it up when I was passing by the garden." Usopp said while taking out a few animal hairs from the pocket of his overalls, "This is obviously cat hair. ?”

Ke Ya was also a little curious.

"This was found in my house?"

"That's right, it's in front of the flowers." Usopp nodded, but he didn't care so much immediately, "Oh, maybe it was left by a cat that accidentally broke into your flowers, after all, this yard is very big , it's normal to run into some small animals occasionally."

"Oh, these are not important! Usopp, what adventure story can you tell me this time?"

"Uh... Let me think about it, ah! Got it! This time I'm leading [-] younger brothers..."

"Oh? Didn't you just say five thousand?"

"Most, recently, my adventure group has expanded its enrollment!"

"There must be a lot of interesting people, right?"

"Yup……"

……

In the evening, Usopp finally left.

It is Usopp's greatest wish to see Kaya getting more energetic day by day.

The girl who lived in such a big house but was always unhappy seems to have become a thing of the past.

Thinking of this, Usopp went home much faster.

But his smile slowly froze on his face, and then gradually melted away.

The gate of my own house seems to weigh a thousand catties...

But the boy still braced himself up, letting a smile hang on his cheeks again.

It's just that this time the smile is much more forced than usual.

"Mom! I'm back!"

Usopp pushed open the door and said in a deliberately elevated tone.

Not long after his father, Jesus, went to sea, Usopp's mother, Bancina, fell ill with an incurable and serious illness. Although she did not die, she could only linger on the bed for quite a long time.

And Usopp also started lying when his mother became seriously ill.

The people in the village also know it, so it can be said that they tolerate Usopp's lies in every way, and they can help the mother and son as much as they can.

Until today.

"Usopp, are you back?"

Usopp, who pushed the door halfway open, froze in place.

Mother's voice...why does it seem so full of air! ?
And listening to the sound, it seems to be making the bed!

With the frailty of my mother's body, how could it be possible! ?

A vocabulary that he had heard before suddenly popped out of Usopp's chaotic head...

Back to light.

"mom, Mom, Mom!"

Quickly pushing open the door, Usopp saw his mother, who was supposed to be bedridden to recuperate from illness. At this moment, he was actually tidying up his bed with a happy and relaxed expression, and his figure was strong and his movements were steady. It was impossible to tell that this was a woman who had been bedridden for many years. .

After she heard the voice, she turned her head and saw her son standing in the gate panting heavily with disbelief on his face.

She smiled slightly, as gentle as when comforting her young son on the hospital bed.

"It's been hard for you all these years, Usopp."

"Mommy mommy!"

Usopp burst into tears instantly, tears and snot falling down his face like a waterfall.

Then he threw himself into his mother's arms.

"I'm fine, Usopp."

"Woooooooo..."

The crying Usopp couldn't hear Benchina's explanation at all at this time, because his mind was full of the words "returning to the light"!
Resurrection = last strength before death.

Thinking of this, she even cried louder.

Banjina felt a little confused.

My illness is cured, why is this child crying worse than when I was seriously ill?
"Well, Ms. Benchina, in fact, I probably guessed why Usopp was crying."

The voice from the side made Usopp choke, and he looked to the side as if he had seen a ghost.

I saw a big cat squatting on a chair by the dining table in my home, looking at him with scrutiny.

At this time, Usopp, whose mind was already in a mess, suddenly thought of the cat fur he picked up in the flowers of Kaya's house today.

"Cats can talk!? The cat fur I picked up at Kaya's house today is yours!?"

"???"

Ike was also taken aback.

Is this baby's divergent thinking too strong?
It really made him fool the ass!

Although he entered Ke Ya's house once, but after confirming Iska's situation, Ike was not in a hurry.

So he came to the village first.

It was also when passing by Usopp's house that he was attracted by the violent coughing in the house.

Then I saw the woman who inherited the long nose to Usopp.

Fate is coming soon.

This is Ike's first judgment.

But since he met him, the judgment just now will immediately become a thing of the past.

With his current ability, laying on hands is basically the same as playing.

But for Banjina, that is the miracle of life.

Because the healing of lay on hands is comprehensive, otherwise Lu Jiu could not be completely cured in the first place.

So those symptoms of weakness and muscle atrophy from bedridden days simply don't linger.

"You really look like your dad." Ike nodded, "Except for the long nose, you almost look exactly the same."

Ike's words made Usopp frown, his father! ?

Does this cat know?
"You, you met my dad!? Where is he now!? And, what are you...creature?"

The continuous questioning means that Usopp has gradually recovered from the shock.

Now his mind is filled with countless questions.

"It's really rude of you to say this. You actually asked me what kind of creature it is? I'm a cat, the cat who just cured your mother." Ike rolled his eyes and licked his paws, "As for Your father's guy... he's among the red-haired pirates."

"The Red Hair Pirates?"

"That's right, one of the four Great Pirates in the Great Channel, one of the companions of "Red Hair" Shanks, the sniper Jesus Bu."

"Father is still alive! And just like he said, he has become a brave sea warrior!"

Ike frowned, looking at the long-nosed boy who almost blindly worshiped his father, feeling a burst of unhappiness in his heart.

In the past, I might still have some scruples, after all, every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite.

But now... Bah!Since it's hard to say, make it easy!
"But your dad, in my eyes, is a complete jerk."

Ike snorted coldly, overflowing with displeasure.

"You bastard! What are you talking about!? Don't judge other people's fathers casually!"

"Did Ben Meow say something wrong?"

Usopp forcibly mustered up his courage, facing this guy who looked like a cat but was actually an unknown monster, but he could only see calmness and indifference from the cat's eyes with pure white soft holy light flowing.

"You don't understand anything at all!"

"Don't you understand? I have witnessed many life and death for so many years, how can I still get an evaluation of 'don't understand'?" Ike curled his lips, showing disdain all over his face, "Jesus Bu, That is your father, who left his wife and son in this village, boarded the red-haired boat, and pursued his dream of becoming a brave sea warrior."

"That is, after Jesus Bu left, his wife, that is, your mother Banqina, was seriously ill, and she missed her husband, and her condition became more and more serious."

"So Usopp, that is, you, not only have to force a smile to comfort the mother, but even support the whole family on the shoulders of a child."

"You tell me, is Jesus irresponsible, abandoning his wife and children? Is it the culprit that caused your mother to almost die?"

Ike's words can be said to be heart-wrenching.

Because he understood that Usopp himself had thought about these words in his heart.

It's just that he forcibly ignored the blind worship of his father.

"Nonsense, Dad is not that kind of person!"

"Really? So...has he come back? He even came to East China Sea with Redhead a few years ago, and even stayed for a long time. Has he ever come back?"

Ike's words ruthlessly revealed the final truth.

That sentence didn't even require Usopp to answer.

No.

The mother and son seem to be insignificant compared with Jesus Buna's so-called "sea warrior's journey".

Maybe Jesus Bu is a good sniper, a good companion, or even a good pirate...

But he doesn't deserve to be a father.

If you don't fulfill your responsibilities, how can you get your name?
joke!

After Usopp was refuted by Ike, he could no longer speak.

Only dumbfounded.

He wanted to tell the cat in front of him that his father was not such a person.

But I opened it several times in a row, but couldn't say a word.

But Jesus Bu didn't have any behavior that he could use to refute the cat in front of him.

At this juncture, Usopp was embraced by his mother's hands, and only heard his mother's voice full of determination and no regrets, he couldn't help crying again.

"Mr. Ike, although I am very grateful for your kindness, please stop insulting the father of this child, my husband! Although his actions seem ruthless and willful... But we can't be a stumbling block to his dream, right?"

Ike looked at the woman recovering from a serious illness in front of him, and sighed.

"...Forget it, anyway, in your family, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. But did Ben Meow insult him? Banjina, Ben Meow just..."

"That's what he did, didn't he?"

Banjina sighed deeply, of course she understood what Ike said.

but……

So what?
"Even if you regret it, it's useless, right?"

"Well, it's true to say that, anyway, I'm not such a nosy guy, saving your life is nothing more than a little effort for me."

Ike gave up quickly. After all, he has no personal relationship with the mother and son. What does it have to do with him when they meet an irresponsible husband and father?
Thinking of this, Ike wagged his tail and walked out the door.

"Please wait a moment, no matter what, I hope you will allow us to repay this kindness..."

"What can you repay Ben Meow? It's not that Ben Meow looks down on you..."

"We only have... this."

Ike turned around bored...

The ultimate golden crispy dried fish! ?

……

"Wow, Ike, you look so good..."

"What's wrong? I'm a cat, so what's wrong with eating dried fish? I just don't want to waste other people's gifts! It's not that I like it!"

"...Your behavior can't be justified at all."

"Long-winded! Long-nosed, you talk a lot!"

There was a light yellow bag hanging around Ike's neck, and as soon as Ike lowered his head, he could take out a small dried fish from it.

He's a bit self-absorbed now.

He just wants to eat!what to do!Who can say who shouldn't come! ?

Maomao meowed at him, so he should eat small dried fish!

Gan!It smells so good!

"However, what's the matter with you following me?"

"What? Could it be that you are going to climb the courtyard wall of a rich lady, so that I don't want to be discovered by me?"

"You! How do you know!?"

Ike, who was walking side by side with Usopp, rolled his eyes, swallowed the dried fish in his mouth, and said to him:

"I know what a fart, I just guessed it casually, who knew that you with thick eyebrows and big eyes and long nose are so good at picking up girls?"

Not only did he have a wretched expression on his face, but he also popped out the little finger of the cat's front paw, dangling in front of Usopp.

It's cheap.

"I, I don't know anything!"

"Oh, puberty teenagers and girls, Ben Miao can understand, after all, the children in Ben Miao's family have also experienced the same period, so they understand everything."

One person and one cat had already passed through the entire Xiluobu Village and arrived at Ke Ya's house.

Turning around in the manor, he finally came under the big tree.

"Kaya! Keya!"

"Oh!? Usopp? Why did you come so early today?"

At this time, Kaya was sitting on Iska's bedside, holding a large volume of medical books and studying, but after hearing Usopp's voice, she still showed a pleasant smile.

But this time Usopp came directly to Kaya's room.

"Keya! My mother... my mother's illness was cured!"

"What!? Aunt Benchina is cured!?"

Ke Ya subconsciously covered her mouth. Everyone in Xiluobu Village knew about Banqina's illness. Even her father hired a very good doctor for her, but there was nothing she could do, so she could barely maintain life only.

But all of a sudden... OK! ?

Surprised, is sincerely happy.

Happy for Usopp.

Usopp has been her only friend for so many years.

In a moment of excitement, he couldn't help but grabbed Usopp's hands.

"That's great! Usopp."

The two immersed in this happy atmosphere didn't even notice that there was a big cat jumping in after them.

Ike squatted beside Iska's bed, flicking his tail.

"Well, it's fine."

Kaya and Usopp gradually calmed down, and began to feel the things around them again.

"Oh!? Why is there an extra cat?"

"Ai, Ike! Why did you suddenly run in!"

Usopp froze for a moment, and then his eyes seemed to fly out of their sockets.

"After all, this is the main purpose of my trip."

After that, Ike stretched out his claws and pressed them on Iska's forehead.

Holy light condenses.

"Lay on Hands!"

The enveloping soft holy light drifted out.

Ke Ya's heart trembled, as if something had been touched in her heart.

His eyes were fixed on the dense and soft holy light, and he could no longer move his eyes away.

Iska's injury began to improve almost as soon as he came into contact with the holy light, and after a while, Iska's body returned to normal.

And she herself gradually woke up.

"Um... where am I...?"

Iska slowly opened his eyes. Although his body had returned to normal, his consciousness had just awakened from the chaos.

This ordinary daylight is a bit dazzling in Iska's eyes at this moment.

But after slowly getting used to it, she could clearly see the... creature in front of her.

That is a creature that every navy will never forget!
"Ai, Lieutenant General Ike!"

Iska suddenly sat up from the bed, looking at the thick layer of bandages all over his body.

Finally realized what is going on now!

Memories before the injury flooded into my mind like a tide.

"How is it, Iska?"

"Lieutenant General Ike, why are you here? You saved me?"

"No, it was this little girl named Ke Ya who saved you. Ben Meow was just passing through Rogge Town. Because you hadn't returned to the team after the mission time limit, Smoker asked Ben Meow to look for your whereabouts on the sea."

"Lieutenant General! I have a situation to..."

　This is chapter 150, the chapter name is wrong, you just know it, I can’t change it in the background, I guess I have to help the editor, it’s too troublesome.

　　
　
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