Man Zong: Crazy!You call this a cat?

Chapter 244 Cao... Cao Yanbing!

There are no gods standing three feet above their heads, but there are two girls in blue school uniforms holding an umbrella|ω).

The two girls could not be said to be overwhelmed by the country, but they were excellent in appearance. A red umbrella and a thin drizzle set off the busy traffic behind them, giving people a different kind of beauty.

Looking at each other, Ike couldn't help opening his eyes wide.

"what!"

A girl exclaimed.

"It's so... so strange... eyes...Xiaoxue, this cat is not abandoned because of some disease!"

Wu Muxue looked at Ike's red eyes and smiled slightly: "It's okay! I feel very energetic!"

While speaking, Ike, who was only [-] centimeters long, was already supported by the girl's hands.

An inexplicable softness made Ike blush.

"Wow! Xiaoxue, you don't really want to adopt him, do you?"

Wu Muxue nodded again and again: "Yeah, grandma has been sad for a long time since Dahua left, and the color of this cat is very similar to Dahua, I think grandma will be happy! Besides, if no one adopts him, he will Frozen to death?"

"But... his eyes are so strange, as if he is sick, there won't be any bacteria, right?"

Wu Muxue hugged Ike and stroked the soft and silky fur with a light smile, "Probably not! His fur is very soft and smooth!"

Seeing this, the girl on the side held an umbrella in one hand and carefully placed her hand on Ike with the other.

"ah!"

The girl exclaimed.

"It's so soft! So silky! It's so comfortable!"

"Xiaoxue, I suddenly regret it!"

Seeing Xixi's pitiful look, Wu Muxue took a step back in disgust and said: "Go, go, you said that he has a virus just now! And you are not afraid that your big general Hu will bully the new kid, you playful guy? "

Xixi pouted and snorted, "I'll give it to you this time! You must take good care of General Hu Er for me! This is the crystallization of our love!"

Wu Muxue said with a chill: "Go, go, what crystallization of love! Also! Why did you mess up the name again!"

"Slightly slightly, when I meet General Hu in the future, he will be General Hu Er!"

"What if the family is a girl?"

"There is no chance! Then what name do you say?!"

"Um……"

Wu Muxue looked at the non-stop Xiao Yu and smiled, "How is Mu Yu?"

"Puff! Take a bath! Hahahaha!"

"It's Mu Yu!!!"

Amidst the girl's laughter, Ike came to the girl's small home.

An old community, a small six-story building.

The muddy stains on the green brick floor had already soaked the girl's shoes.

After waving goodbye to his companions, Wu Muxue quickly went upstairs with Ike in his arms.

It was only five or six o'clock at this time, but the sky was already drowsy from the light rain.

In the old corridor, the yellowed gas bulbs flicker and offer their remaining value.

"click..."

The door opened, and Wu Muxue put Ike on the ground and skillfully took off his shoes and put on slippers.

"Grandma! I'm back!"

Because the lights were not turned on, the whole room looked extremely gloomy.

Ike looked around, and the whole house was only fifty or sixty square meters in area, and with the accumulation of many sundries, the area seemed even smaller.

The house is on the fourth floor. For some reason, the two families next door and opposite door seem to be empty.

What's even more weird is that, in Ike's perception, it seems that except for the girl's house, the other floors of the whole building are full of three households, and there are objects similar to magical artifacts placed at the door.

Knowing the reason, he frowned tightly.

"Grandma! Grandma!"

"Grandma! Come out and see what I brought back!"

"Tap Tap!"

Wu Muxue turned on the lights and shouted back and forth in the three rooms.

Flicking his tail, Ike walked towards the room where Wu Muxue was.

When they came to the door, they saw Wu Muxue carefully pulling an old man out of the cabinet with all his strength.

"Oh! Grandma! I'm Mu Xue! I'm back! Come out!"

The old man shook his head in panic and said: "No! Don't! Don't pull me out! She will eat me! She will eat me and Xiaoxue!"

Wu Muxue looked at grandma's situation and sighed deeply: "Grandma, you stay here for now, I'll get you medicine."

"No...don't go..."

Wu Muxue came to the door and saw Ike knelt down and rubbed his little head and said, "Mu Yu, this will be your new home from now on! Be familiar with it!"

Ike cast his eyes on Wu Muxue, who was going to get the medicine, and turned his head to look at the ceiling.

I saw a white-faced ghost with one eye hollowed out and only an eye socket left hanging high on the ceiling.

The long jet-black hair hangs from the ceiling like a waterfall and wraps around Grandma Wu Muxue's neck, streaks of inconspicuous green light are sucked into the body of the white-faced ghost along the hair.

Li Gui, who was sucking his anger, seemed to have noticed Ike who was looking at her, and showed an extremely weird smile.

Wu Muxue's grandmother clutched her neck and begged for mercy in a low voice: "No...don't...uh..."

Ike's eyes were fixed, and he yawned and opened his mouth suddenly.

【Swallow star】

Suck!
An invisible hurricane swept through the room.

The ghost's expression suddenly changed from a weird smile to panic.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

With the shrill scream, Ike sucked the ghost into his stomach like sucking noodles and turned it into his own demon power.

Without the ghost, Wu Muxue's grandmother's complexion gradually returned to flesh, and the old man sat on the ground peacefully and snored.

After carefully savoring the cultivation base of this ghost, I think this guy has been here for a while.

This guy is also smart enough, he didn't suck Wu Muxue and his grandma to death directly, but sucked a part of it every day like raising livestock.

As for Wu Muxue's grandmother, because of old age and frailty, her life fire was already very weak, so she could see the ghosts, but because of excessive fright and physical reasons, she had some mental problems.

And the medicine that Wu Muxue took was supposed to be related to the spirit.

Wu Muxue who came back from taking the medicine was stunned when she saw the sleeping grandma, then put down the pill with a smile and said, "Grandma hasn't slept so comfortably for a long time."

Although Wu Muxue couldn't carry the old man to the bed, she thoughtfully laid the floor on the floor and carefully covered the sleeping old man with a quilt.

After the old man was settled, Wu Muxue walked towards the kitchen non-stop. With the apron tied on her body, the slightly thin figure began to get busy again.

Ike glanced at the back of the kitchen, and slowly walked up to the old man's head.

【Both hands】

All the memories about Li Gui had been wiped out, and with the addition of some anger that had been sucked away for such a long time, the old man would recover in a few days.

Through the memory of the old man, Ike also learned about the girl in front of him.

Wu Muxue, 16 years old, was admitted to the Experimental High School of H City with excellent grades. She is a first-year high school student. Her parents died in an accident when she was eight years old. The relationship between her mother and her natal family was at odds, so Wu Muxue was not seen and recognized by her natal family. In this way, I lived with my grandmother who was also alone for eight years.

In addition to government subsidies, the old man would pick up some bottles or weave some small knitting items to subsidize the family. Although life is tight, Wu Muxue still supports this small family, which belongs to the warm and happy family of the two.

Even though life is sometimes hard, she still works hard to live, and keeps her hopeful eyes firmly on the road to the future.

After Li Gui appeared, the burden on Wu Muxue became even heavier. Apart from going to school, she also had to take care of her grandma.

The old man was diagnosed with schizophrenia because of the ghost, and the neighbor next door moved because he always heard weird laughter at night.

Some news about the return of the old man's son and daughter-in-law turned into ghosts spread like wildfire.

The neighbors who are usually kind on the face instantly put on the mask of disgust.

I can't wait for Wu Muxue's family to move out quickly, but where can they go when they have nothing?What can I do but suffer in silence?
Because of the latest demolition requirements document issued by the city, except for the two residences on the same floor, some residents who wanted to move gritted their teeth and invited some so-called masters to continue living here, and every family followed suit, forming today's picture Looking at Linlang's magical artifacts at the door, I didn't know that I thought I had come to a market specializing in magical artifacts.

"Cough cough..."

Accompanied by thick smoke and coughing, Wu Muxue came to the table with two dishes. A plate of stir-fried potatoes and a small plate of cold steamed rice in the morning were Wu Muxue's dinner tonight.

Wu Muxue also thoughtfully cooked some porridge with hot water and prepared to feed it to Ike.

She remembered that Xixi said that two to three-month-old kittens cannot eat hard things, and their stomachs will not be able to digest them.

"Tread! Tread!"

Ike nimbly jumped onto the table and sniffed at the bowl of porridge.

Seeing this, Wu Muxue quickly reached out to stop Ike and said, "Wait for Mu Yu! The porridge is still very hot! I'll feed you later!"

Seeing being blocked, Ike set his sights on the plate of potato chips that were dry-fried with almost no oil.

The tiger tail twitched lightly.

"Crack! Crack!"

The potato chips smashed to the ground along with the plate.

The sudden scene made Wu Muxue stunned.

Immediately afterwards, Wu Muxue trembled, and along with her trembling body, bean-sized tears flowed down her cheeks.

"For...for...why...to do this"

Wu Muxue lowered her head and asked in a weeping tone.

Maybe what often breaks the camel's camel is really just a straw.

Ike quietly looked at Wu Muxue and sighed inwardly.

……

Ike sighed inwardly.

"Silly girl, it's not that you are not allowed to eat it, but sprouted potatoes are poisonous no matter how they are cooked."

Flicking the tiger's tail lightly, Wu Muxue stopped crying, lowered her head and fell asleep, and slowly floated towards the bedroom wrapped in a gentle force.

"Snapped!"

Putting Wu Muxue on the bed, Ike swung his claws and opened the sliding door of the kitchen.

A puff of gunpowder smoke that has not yet dissipated hits the face.

The kitchen is not big, but it is tidy and clean.

The place where the smoke machine is placed is empty, and the only smoke exhaust device is the small exhaust fan on the window.

Because there is no refrigerator, all vegetables are stored in a corner cardboard box.

Good dishes and bad dishes are placed separately.

Most of a bag of potatoes had sprouted, and Ike couldn't believe that Wu Muxue didn't know that sprouted potatoes were poisonous.

The only explanation, only one, is poor.

[Seventh Order Magic Shadow Memory] (Recreate everything that happened through the dark memory in the corner.)
Simply chant, the scene in front of me changes. In the early morning, Wu Muxue in the form of a black shadow washes and cuts the good and bad vegetables separately. I went to school in a hurry, and waited for my grandma to wake up and eat delicious dishes that were still warm in the pot.

"closure……"

Ike sighed softly, the smoke was somewhat smoky.

No wonder he sensed a toxin accumulated in Wu Muxue's body. Although it was not fatal, it would definitely cause serious problems in the long run.

Waving his claws to destroy all the vegetables in the carton, Ike called out Enel.

Because the thunder drum on his back was damaged in the battle, Enilu, who had to wear a suit, half-kneeled in front of Ike and said respectfully: "My lord."

Ike nodded and said, "Go get some gold and exchange it for some coins. Be careful, you should exchange it at gold shops in several cities. This world is very complicated and the water is deep. Try to solve the problem in the way of ordinary people. By the way, go to Bo Lian Find a few business geniuses and stock geniuses to bring along, and earn more money circulating in this country."

"Yes! Your lord!"

"That's right! After changing the money, buy me a mobile phone and a phone card, and open an account in the bank to send some money. The sooner the better!"

"Yes! Your lord!"

After finishing speaking, Anilu disappeared into the room in a flash.

An hour later, Anilu came back.

There is an extra suitcase in hand.

"My lord! This is what you want!"

Ike frowned and said, "So fast?"

Anilu lowered his head and said, "My subordinate asked Fang Wizard to help me."

Ike twitched his claws slightly at the corner of his mouth and said, "Go! Get an identity for yourself in the past few days, and start a company by the way."

"Yes, my lord!"

Having lived with Ike on Earth in the Marvel world for more than ten years, these things are familiar to him.

After Ai Nilu left, Ike briefly familiarized himself with the mobile phone that he hadn't used for hundreds of years.

Bank Account…

￥100
One billion? !
Ike was stunned, good guy, how much gold did Enilo exchange for, the national special department won't find him if such a large amount of money is credited.

On second thought, why worry about this?

Ike tapped the screen a few times with his tiger claws and said in a deep voice: "System, my current strength should be able to transform at will besides turning into a complete human form?"

"can!"

With a single thought, the soft and cute little tiger paw turned into a big hand.

Although it seems that it is not very coordinated with the body and even a little weird, but the feeling of playing with the mobile phone with your hands is really cool.

Kangaroo takeaway.

Ike looked at Lin Lang's items without hesitation.

buy! buy! buy!
Since being her own excrement shovel officer is Wu Muxue's chance, it is her good fortune.

The shit-shoveling officer can't afford to support his family, so he can only support his family, no, Ben Hu supports the family by himself.

"payment successful!"

The delivery fee alone is as high as more than 300 yuan. One can imagine how much Ike bought.

As for how to make Wu Muxue and grandma accept all this, he had already thought of a countermeasure.

The community sends warmth, um, that's what it looks like.

After ordering takeaway, Ike lay on the floor and read the news boredly.

"A water monster has appeared in Beihe! The army is dispatched!"

The eye-catching title is accompanied by a short video.

In the five-second video, a creature resembling a water monster swayed and swam in the wide river under the moonlight, followed by three military helicopters above it.

"Yaoshou!!! The Taoist stepped on the flying sword and flew away!"

"Surprised! My brother turned out to be a superpower!"

"The ogre tribe appeared in the northern part of country M! The scene was horrific!"

The eye-catching titles made Ike frowned.

This singular world is really interesting. In his perception, there will be spatial fluctuations on the entire earth almost every once in a while, and then a handsome boy who doesn't know which world comes over.

But what makes Ike even more interesting are the comments of these sand sculpture netizens.

"My view of the world has been completely cracked! Why are the recent news so mysterious!"

"Hey hey hey, blindly guessing a wave of aura recovery, the events of 99 will be unstoppable!"

"Upstairs! I bet on the crisis of the last days!"

"Oh, I never imagined that after hundreds of years of hiding in the world, you Muggles will finally see it."

"How many hundred years have you lived?! The old monster looks at the sword!"

"No, you really haven't thought about what we ordinary people should do if these things are true and the world changes drastically?"

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"What can I do then? Will it affect my monthly salary of 2000 yuan?"

"Waiting for the order of the country at any time!"

"Stupid! Find a big boss to be your teacher! Wouldn't it be nice to directly cultivate immortality?"

"Puff! Immortal cultivator? I don't think you are even worthy of being a big boss!"

……

As time goes by, those superpowers and monsters who come through time will be exposed to the eyes of ordinary people sooner or later.

Although the country is already taking action, it is still difficult for a mortal body to stop the power of fantasy.

Even if it is the ultimate weapon of mankind.

Ike rubbed his chin and looked towards the bedroom.

This time, the system specifically instructed that there are no tasks, and Ike can do whatever he wants to do at his own will. If he wants to leave, he can go back by saying "return" to the system.

Wouldn't it be too boring to come to Light Looting?

Or, play a cultivation?
Hey hey hey hey|ω)
"Boom boom boom!"

Just as Ike showed a wretched smile, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Anyone? Takeaway!"

Ike was surprised. It took only half an hour to deliver it. This delivery guy is very efficient!

He was curious about how the other party carried so many things.

When Ike came to the door, his figure became bigger, and he raised his hand just to touch the doorknob. (Note: The hand has not changed back to the tiger claw)

"Click!"

The door opened, and a delivery man in a black raincoat with a sack in his left hand and several bags in his right appeared in front of Ike.

"Hello, your takeaway..."

Four eyes facing each other.

Ike's tiger eyes widened.

Short brown hair, brown pupils, and a body full of spiritual fluctuations.

Fuck, trough, trough, trough... Cao... Cao Yanbing? !
"Um?!"

Cao Yanbing looked down at Ike and was also taken aback.

Little Tiger? !
Heavy pupil? !
There is also the manpower that does not match the tiger's body at all.

monster? !

(End of this chapter)