Man Zong: Crazy!You call this a cat?

Chapter 247

"Hiss! Tiger?!"

Before Wu Muxue and grandma were surprised, the two policemen stood up in shock.

Ike was also very surprised. He didn't expect Huang Xiaoyan's eyes to be so good. Except for the pattern, he has already turned himself into an ordinary house cat. Can this be seen?
Ike would never have thought that as a cultivator, Huang Xiaoyan could open his eyes and see through the monster's body. Ike, who didn't hide himself at all, was just a little tiger in Huang Xiaoyan's eyes.

Wu Muxue got up quickly and explained: "How could Mu Yu be a tiger? I picked him up from the street after school yesterday and put him in a box. Which zoo would abandon a little tiger like this? My classmates can help me testify."

After calming down for a while, the two policemen agreed with Wu Muxue's words.

After all, if Ike were a tiger, he would still be a cherished little white tiger. Which zoo would abandon such a baby.

You know, a white tiger is no less than a treasure for a zoo.

Ye Yan frowned slightly after observing around Ike, "Huang Xiaoyan, did you read it wrong! This is a kitten!"

Huang Xiaoyan looked at Ike again and frowned. At this time, Ike had already added another layer of illusion to himself. Unless his realm was higher than him, it would be impossible to see his real body.

"Crack..."

Huang Xiaoyan subconsciously touched the "Zhuxian Sword" (not the Zhuxian Sword in Honghuang Fengshen) to the side.

He was clearly able to see through the other party just now, but now he can't. This shows that the other party is hiding himself, which means that the other party is a demon!If you are a demon, you will be punished!

When Ye Yan observed Huang Xiaoyan's small movements, his heart tightened and he quickly sent a voice transmission: "Huang Xiaoyan! Calm down! Be sure to calm down! I know you must have seen something! But now is not the time for you to draw your sword! We found it with great difficulty in this world. This job can earn a living, but if you hurt ordinary people with a sword, we will lose our jobs! We will have to go to the streets to starve again!"

"Let's go back and talk about something! Don't startle the snake! Please hold back!"

Huang Xiaoyan struggled slightly, and finally let go of the hilt of his sword after hearing that he was starving in the street.

Seeing this, Ye Yan also let out a sigh of relief.

Immediately afterwards, Ye Yan scratched his head and smiled, "I'm really bothering you today. If there is something else, let's talk about it another day! We'll talk about it another day!"

The grandma was a little worried and said: "Okay Officer J, it's really hard for you, the murderer must be brought to justice!"

"Yes, yes, don't worry!"

Seeing this, the two J inspectors shrugged their shoulders helplessly, and they made such a big oolong that they had a -50 impression of Ye Yan and Huang Xiaoyan, two comrades from the special department.

After sending the four of them away, Wu Muxue knelt down and gently pinched Ike's small face and said with a silly smile, "They are so funny, they actually treat Mu Yu as a little tiger."

Grandma shook her head, sighed and smiled softly, "Maybe she was mistaken! Xiaoxue, come on, help me take this up."

"Okay grandma!"

As for the couple who died tragically, there is more than enough time for death.

If Ike knew how the couple bullied Wu Muxue and his grandma, death would be a luxury for those two.

Ike watched the busy two turn their heads and look out the window.

Ye Yan and the others really linger.

……

"Huang Xiaoyan, are you sure you read it right? If it's really a monster, our bonus for this month will be guaranteed!"

Ye Yan and Huang Xiaoyan said excitedly standing above a shopping mall on the outskirts of the community.

Huang Xiaoyan held Zhu Xianjian and said in a cold voice: "I can't be mistaken, and it is a big monster with a lot of cultivation!"

Ye Yan frowned slightly and said, "But the other party didn't exude any monster aura, and even the whole room was filled with grandeur. Normal monsters wouldn't like such an environment."

"If his real body was a white tiger, wouldn't it be the holy beast white tiger?!"

As he spoke, Ye Yan couldn't help swallowing.

You must know that there are many people in the department who were recruited after traveling to this world like them.

This is also Yanhuang (Singularity World)'s arrangement for these travelers from other worlds.

In any case, they cannot be allowed to wander freely in society and cause panic.

For righteous people like Ye Yan and Huang Xiaoyan, who exorcised demons and defended the way, they took a softer approach, and even recruited them to deal with them, giving them official Yanhuang citizenship and allowing them to work for the country.

But if it is for monsters, ghosts, or evil spirits that harm the world, they will take thunder strikes to quickly and decisively eliminate each other.

Ordinary soldiers are like ants in the face of some powerful alien monsters, but Ye Yan is different from recruited alien travelers like Huang Xiaoyan. They have magical and powerful powers and can fight against and destroy each other.

Conquer magic with magic!
In this way, Yanhuang's newest department, the Yanhuang Mutation Management Bureau, was established to deal with the abnormalities caused by the arrival of tourists from other worlds.

Not only Yanhuang, but all powerful countries such as the United States, E country, and D country Fusang have established their own departments to deal with these abnormal phenomena.

For some countries, these foreign tourists are opportunities but for some small countries, they are disasters!
For example, an unknown small country in the Pacific Ocean was directly wiped out by a huge monster that suddenly descended on it. In the end, some countries jointly sent their own strong men to recruit security to solve it.

Back to the point.

Huang Xiaoyan said with beautiful eyes: "No matter what, monsters can't live with mortals. After completing this mission, I will meet this guy in person!"

Ye Yan heard the words and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, but where should we start looking?"

The death scene was handled very well. If it weren't for the special cause of death of the deceased, they would never have thought that it would be a demon or ghost.

"ghost."

Ye Yan was taken aback when he heard the words, Huang Xiaoyan said in a condensed voice: "It's a ghost. I just felt a faint ghost aura in that building! Come back at night!"

Ye Yan nodded and said, "Okay!"

……

Ike looked at the greedy ghost condensed on his fingertips and said coldly: "Didn't I tell you to hide in the sewer?"

Greedy ghost tremblingly said: "No, my lord, that woman poured amulet water into the sewer, if I hadn't run away, I would have been burnt to death!"

Ike frowned, is Huang Xiaoyan's spell so powerful?It can actually burn evil spirits at the level of demon generals to death.

This also reminded Ike of Huang Xiaoyan's true identity, a cultivator of immortality, half-immortal, and the other party seemed to practice the orthodox cultivation techniques of immortality, plus the Zhuxian Sword, one of the four swords in his hand, let Ike discover Huang Xiaoyan could indeed rob a wave.

And that Ye Yan, a watchman, also has some interesting things.

"Jie Jie Jie, since you guys delivered it to your door, don't blame me!"

Greedy Ghost looked up at Ike's extremely evil smile and couldn't help swallowing his ghostly breath. Why does this lord smile so evilly? It's quite a villain!

"My lord, when will you send me to reincarnation?"

As one of the evil spirits in Tongue Pulling Hell, it is a great blessing to be reincarnated.

Exceed?That's what monks and Taoist priests do.

And Ike's task is to send the greedy ghost to meet someone who can save him.

Perceiving a circle of the whole country really allowed Ike to find a suitable person to deal with greedy ghosts.

Ike looked at the greedy ghost, showing the corners of his mouth and said: "I will do what I promised you!"

While speaking, Ike raised his paw, and the greedy ghost disappeared under his fingertips.

Hundreds of kilometers away, the inch-cut young man who was looking for a shady place to eat after moving the bricks seemed to feel something and suddenly turned his head.

"Ghost?! Or just an evil ghost?!"

Both the youth and the greedy ghost were taken aback.

The greedy ghost is the most bewildered, didn't Ike say to send him to reincarnation?Why did I suddenly appear here?

"Evil ghosts will be killed! The Seven Killing Orders of Gods and Ghosts! The Soul Chasing Order!"

!

The azure blue halo surged, and under the horrified gaze of the greedy ghost, a celestial warrior with double vajra whips emerged from behind the inch-headed youth.

"Pierce through yin and yang, chasing the soul and destroying the form."

"boom!"

The Celestial Warrior wielded the double whips of Vajra and lashed down on the greedy ghost.

The violent force distorted and deformed the surrounding air.

"wait!"

"boom!!!"

With the sound of an explosion, a large amount of ghost energy dissipated away, and the greedy ghost was completely wiped out by that whip.

"The Dharma God returns to his place."

Exhaling lightly, the inch-cut youth stretched out his hand and took the Celestial Warrior back.

"What's the matter!"

The inch-cut youth looked at the overturned lunch box and said speechlessly.

"Hey! The leader is here, the kid is here!"

Hearing the sound, he turned his head to look, and saw two big men in suits and sunglasses walking towards him with tiger steps, led by the contractor.

Seeing the young man with an inch head, the contractor quickly waved his hands and said, "Wang Xiaoer! Come here quickly! These two leaders are looking for you!"

(Wang Xiaoer, the protagonist in "Mr. Amazing China", is also the descendant of the "Seven Killing Orders of Gods and Ghosts" created by the famous Taoist Yuan Tiangang in combination with the Taoism of the Mai School and the Maoshan School in the present era.)
"Oh, here we come!"

Not caring about the overturned lunch box, Wang Xiaoer hurried to the front of the three of them.

The leading man in a suit looked at the contractor and said, "Please dodge it."

The contractor is also an old fritter, scratching his head and smiling: "I understand! I understand!"

"Wang Xiaoer, actively cooperate with the leader!"

The contractor gave Wang Xiaoer a few words and then walked towards the distance.

"Yes, Uncle Zhang!"

In response, Wang Xiaoer turned his attention to the two big men in suits in front of him. They had a strong breath, and they looked like Lian Jiazi.

The leader, a big man in a suit, took out a small notebook and said, "We are members of the State Administration of Abnormalities, and we need you to come with us."

"What State Administration of Changes, I don't know..."

"Don't pretend to be stupid, you are not from this world at all, even your identity was forged for you by that person just now, do you know that forging an identity is a crime?"

Wang Xiaoer choked, looked at the back of the contractor going away and said with a sinking heart: "Are you threatening me?"

When he first came to this world, he couldn't understand anything except the language. If the contractor hadn't looked at him poorly and had the energy to find an identity and a job, I'm afraid he would either be living on the streets now, or be a fortune teller. fraud.

The leading man in a suit felt the power mobilized in Wang Xiaoer's body and shouted: "Shut up!"

Wang Xiaoer was stunned by the sound, and fell backward involuntarily.

After stabilizing his figure, Wang Xiaoer's face showed a trace of panic. He found that his power was locked by an invisible shackle, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't mobilize his own power.

This feeling is called silence in the game?

"We didn't threaten you, and we won't convict that person. We just need you to come with us. We are the national department that deals with you travelers from other worlds. Please trust us."

Wang Xiaoer gritted his teeth and said, "Then my strength?"

"After you leave with us, I will untie it for you."

Wang Xiaoer struggled after thinking briefly, "I can go with you, but I need to talk to Uncle Zhang."

"no problem."

Looking at Wang Xiaoer's back, the big man in a suit at the side finally said, "Xiao Lun, aren't you afraid that he will run away?"

The leading man in a suit pushed his sunglasses and snorted, "Don't worry, he won't run away. The confinement effect with the blessing of ambition lasts for a long time. Even if he runs, he won't be able to run much if he becomes an ordinary person." Far."

"Stable enough!"

……

Imperial time—nineteen twenty-three.

The sky has been covered with darkness, but the bustling city has begun to bloom its own brilliance.

At this point in time, most of the families had already finished their dinner, and took advantage of the evening breeze to take a stroll.

The square the size of two football fields was already occupied by crowds.

Aunts dancing in the square, children playing by the fountain, a row of stalls selling goods, and the endless crowds are a lively and bustling scene.

In a corner of the square, Wu Muxue was spreading a piece of red cloth and taking out various woven items from the big cloth bag.

There are gloves, socks, hats, and some small wallets related to animals. The prices are also very cheap. Except for the most expensive hat, which costs ten yuan, the rest are only five or six yuan or seven or eight yuan.

Grandma said that homemade things are not as exquisite as other people's machines, and they are not as good as other people's guarantees for various products.

Sitting on the ponytail, Wu Muxue didn't hawk. If she hawked in this messy square, her voice would be drowned out within a few meters, and her throat would still feel uncomfortable the next day.

But fortunately, there was a lot of traffic, many couples with children and young lovers stopped in front of Wu Muxue's booth.

Grandma's craftsmanship is very good. Not only does the weaving item not have any thread or thread, but because the thread is good, the hand feels comfortable and the price is not expensive, many people choose to buy it after simply pinching a few times.

"Ugh…"

Ike, who was locking onto Ye Yan and Huang Xiaoyan, the two treasures, sighed softly.

In the two original works, the living treasure who often made troubles did not go to Wu Muxue's house to continue the investigation at night, which really disappointed him.

It's not easy for him to do anything in the J bureau, so he can only wait for the two of them to come out and make plans.

Stretching, Ike crawled out of Wu Muxue's cloth bag.

"Ah! Such a cute cat!"

Very familiar words.

This was Ike's first reaction, and Ike was taken aback by the next scene.

I saw that almost all the people who gathered in front of the booth to pick items were attracted by him.

Facing the gaze of a dozen pairs of eyes suddenly, Ike felt very unnatural.

Wu Muxue hugged Ike out of the cloth bag and said with a smile, "Mu Yu woke up?"

Wu Muxue originally wanted to keep Ike at home, but Ike got into the cloth bag with a shameless face and couldn't get out, so she had no choice but to bring him out.

"Sister, is this your cat? Can I pet him?"

A little girl asked expectantly.

Wu Muxue looked at the little girl's gaze in embarrassment and smiled unbearably: "Of course, but be gentle, Mu Yu is still young!"

"Is his name Mu Yu? It's a nice name!"

Feeling the strange little hand walking on his body, Ike felt a sense of resistance inexplicably.

The other party was a little girl and he endured it.

But what are you reaching for, old man?

"Snapped!"

Ike slapped the outstretched hand away with one paw.

The young man who was photographed clasped his hands and hissed, "It hurts so much! The strength is really strong!"

The woman beside the young man smiled and said, "Look, you have to reach out, they don't want you to touch it!"

For the young lady's hand, Ike said that anyone who comes is welcome, and the old man, touch yourself!
This spectacle instantly attracted many crowds to watch, and all the hands of the old men were patted back by Ike's paw. Regarding Ike's sexual behavior, the onlookers kindly gave the title of "little perverted cat" .

Some people also wanted to see Ike's underside to make sure he was really a tomcat, but Wu Muxue swore helplessly that Ike was a tomcat.

Ike said that it is already a great opportunity to give you the white tiger, the holy beast, so don't push your nose on your face.

As more and more people eat melons, Wu Muxue's stall has been surrounded by three circles inside and three circles outside, becoming a spectacle on the square.

"Hey! Everyone old iron! It's me again! The big MM will broadcast live outdoors for everyone!"

"Wow! As you can see, there are already a lot of people in the square now, it's so lively!"

"what?"

As the camera turns to the direction of Wu Muxue's booth.

"See why there are so many people gathered there? Let's go and see what happened!"

(End of this chapter)