My identity is getting more and more perverted

Chapter 14 Revenge

"If those two words didn't tremble~"

"I won't, I find you uncomfortable~"

"How to say it~"

"You are just a branch~"

Maybe he is in a better mood. Chen Yu likes to sing very much today.

Sitting on the soft sofa, he carelessly raised his legs, holding a sharp bone-chopping knife, shaving his stubble, and looked at the tied-up neighbor in front of him.

"Help... help..."

The fat neighbor cried with snot and tears, and sat on the ground trembling: "Brother, I...I...I have no money..."

"What do I want your money for?" Chen Yu glanced at the fat neighbor, picked up the remote control on the sofa, and turned on the TV.He watched the show on his own.

"Brother...Brother, I'm a pauper!" The fat neighbor struggled, and Sihashi sobbed: "You kidnap the neighbor! He...he is a pornographic live broadcast, Internet celebrity! He...he has money."

"Damn you." Chen Yu babbled.

"Ah?" A puddle of liquid gradually flowed from the crotch of the fat neighbor: "I...I don't want to die, brother. I really have no money!"

"I've already said, I don't want money." Chen Yu pressed the remote control and randomly selected channels.

"Then you are...you are..." The fat neighbor's pupils trembled, he was stunned for a long time, swallowed hard, and wiped the snot on his face with his shoulder: "Then...then come on, be gentle. Spare me That's fine..."

Chen Yu was taken aback immediately: "?"

"There's... there's petroleum jelly in the bathroom..."

Chen Yu: "???"

"Brother!" the fat neighbor wailed loudly, "It's my first time!"

Chen Yu: "...you fucking shut up."

"Clang clang."

Saying that, he threw the bone chopping knife in his hand on the tea table.

The fat neighbor was startled and shuddered, and quickly silenced.

And Chen Yu finally found a satisfactory TV channel.

(The best ingredients are often cooked in the simplest way...)
(First take two taels of five-flower three-layer pork, cut into thin slices...)
(Stir-fried in water, half-cooked, the color of the meat will become darker, remove it...)
"Gollum—"

The fat neighbor swallowed again, his eyes widened, his face pale.

Chen Yu looked at it with interest.

(After letting it cool down, take shallots, white garlic, ginger and shred...)
(Stir-fry when the oil temperature rises...)
(Zi la——)
"Ah!"

The fat neighbor was terrified to the extreme, and cried out with an "ow": "Brother, I'm a meat show!"

"Beep beep beep, I told you to shut up." Chen Yu was disturbed, frowned, turned off the TV in dissatisfaction, and then lifted the bone chopping knife on the coffee table: "You want to die soon, right? Okay, Complete you."

"No...no... don't make me wrong, just watch it carefully, I will not say anything, brother." The fat neighbor was short of breath, stopped crying, and moved back in horror.

"Clap."

"Clap."

Patting the face of the knife in his hand, Chen Yu swayed step by step, full of villainous aura, walked up to the fat neighbor, squatted down, and carefully looked at the other's face: "You...don't know me?"

"Brother, are you... Did you recognize the wrong person?" A glint of hope flashed in the eyes of the fat neighbor: "I'm just an ordinary nerd! I haven't seen you before!"

"Didn't you see me when I was taken away by the police because of your report?" Chen Yu frowned in doubt: "Could it be... I really admitted my mistake?"

After saying this, the fat neighbor felt like being struck by lightning.His eyes almost popped out, and he stared blankly at Chen Yu.The expression on his face also gradually changed from horror to panic, panic... and finally to prayer.

"Big...big...big...big...brother I...I...I..." The fat neighbor's crotch urinated again.

"Do you know how miserable my death has been in the past six months?" Chen Yu's eyes slowly turned cold as he gripped the bone-chopping knife tightly, full of murderous intent.

"what?"

"No. It's the past six months. How miserable have I been?" Chen Yu corrected.

"Brother, I didn't do it on purpose..." The fat neighbor's voice trembled.

"Don't talk nonsense." Chen Yu put the bone cutter in his waist, then took out a USB flash drive from his pocket, and walked towards the TV.Insert the U disk into the USB port: "Such a long time of pain, you, don't even think about missing a single frame!"

Immediately after booting up, a folder full of video files pops up.

The fat neighbor looked dazed and forgot to cry, but just watched Chen Yu click on a video with the remote control.

A cartoon was played...

"Do you know what this is?" Chen Yu turned around and stared at the neighbor coldly.

"No...don't know..."

"Cardcaptor Sakura!" Chen Yu suddenly shouted, "It's Cardinal Sakura, bastard!"

"Brother Cardcaptor Sakura is Cardinal Sakura! Big brother!" The neighbor was startled and cried again, "It's Brother Cardcaptor Sakura! I remembered!"

"You just remembered." Chen Yu regained his composure, changed his face at the speed of light, and said indifferently: "And I have already memorized it."

"Brother! Dad! What are you going to do? I was wrong, and I really regret reporting you, I..."

"Shut up." Chen Yu, who was like an arrow, rushed to the side of the fat neighbor, and put the bone chopping knife on the back of the other's head: "Now, show me!"

"Look... what are you looking at..."

"Look at Cardcaptor Sakura, Erbee."

"Oh oh oh, let me see, I will watch big brother now." The fat neighbor looked at the TV tremblingly with a pale face.

"You can't look blindly, you have to go into your head." Chen Yu emphasized.

"Yes Yes Yes……"

Chen Yu's anger gradually subsided.

In the room, only the lovely voice of the heroine, Kinomoto Sakura, echoed.

But it only lasted for 5 minutes, and the fat neighbor was not doing well. Chen Yuxian couldn't take it anymore: "Find a fucking earphone and watch for yourself!"

"I... I'm bound..."

Hearing this, Chen Yu walked towards the TV cabinet with a "scaring" face, opened the drawer, and soon found a pair of headphones, and stuffed them into the neighbor's ears.

Then, like a pig, drag him to the TV and plug the headphone jack into the TV.

"Ah! Ma'am is loud!" The fat neighbor trembled again.

Chen Yu: "Hold it!"

Fat neighbor: "..."

After finishing all this, Chen Yu took a deep breath, walked to the neighbor's kitchen with a bone cutter in his pocket, opened the refrigerator, and took a Coke casually.

Eat it in one gulp.

Chen Yu's eyes were moist.

This is the refreshment I haven't felt in a long time...

This is the happiness I haven't experienced in a long time...

Chen Yu's lips trembled slightly, the tip of his nose became more sore, his eyes were red, and he was holding back tears.

Half a year.

He was tortured and suffered a lot in the security bureau.

This grandson eats fat, drinks coke, plays games, and sleeps every day...

"..."

"A sin."

"You fucking bully people."

"Gollum!"

"Grumbling--"

After drinking the Coke in one gulp, Chen Yu crushed the soda can bitterly, rekindled his anger, and walked towards the fat neighbor viciously.

The neighbor sitting in front of the TV is not in the mood to watch cartoons. In fact, he has been peeking at Chen Yu all the time.Seeing that the other party seemed to have a "killing intent" again, he was scared to pee again, and howled: "Brother, I was wrong! Don't kill me! Don't... don't kill me, don't..."

"Don't be your mother!" Chen Yu slapped the fat neighbor's hat off, and sat on the sofa: "Watch TV! You son of a bitch, if you can't memorize it in a while, let's see if I'll finish it soon. "

"Look! Let me see..." The fat neighbor nodded tremblingly.

The hat fell off, and Chen Yu naturally saw the neighbor's title——【Trash House】

Exactly the same as his current title.

"Damn, bad luck." After spitting, Chen Yu lay on the sofa, not wanting to be polluted by the light and shadow of "Cardcaptor Sakura", closed his eyes, and prepared to take a short rest.

That's right.

One of his ways of revenge this time is to prepare to let this neighbor feel the torture he suffered in the Security Bureau from beginning to end.

Let him understand what it means to lose morality in the world.

however……

It was different from Chen Yu who was in the Security Bureau back then.

At this time, the fat neighbor suffered even more.

Because he was facing forward, he didn't dare to turn his head, so naturally he couldn't observe the situation behind him.Under fear, Chen Yu, who always fantasizes about being "vicious and evil", is holding up the bone-chopping knife and aiming at him with a smirk.

The blade will aim at the back of the head for a while, the back of the neck for a while, and the lower back for a while.

It will be cut into a straight shape in a while, and it will be cut into a herringbone shape in a while...

"woo woo woo woo--"

The more I think about it, the more I fear.

The more I fear, the more I think.

Urine came out one by one, as if the prostate had collapsed.

The title of [Trash House] on his head also faded little by little.

fades.

fade again.

"Shh!"

Just half a minute later, his title changed from "trash house" to "extremely frightened waste house".

And at this moment, Chen Yu seemed to sense something, and slowly opened his eyes.

I saw all kinds of text messages coming out of the fat neighbor's body strangely...

[(Grade F) Excellent gastrointestinal system: has excellent digestion ability. 】

[(F-Grade) Inferior knee synovium: It seems to have been severely worn. 】

[(F-Grade) Unique memory: 16 account passwords for adult forums and 77 celebrity numbers for actresses are recorded. 】

[(Grade F+) Expanded esophagus: able to drink two liters of carbonated drinks in 20 seconds. 】

[(E-Class) Quick Wrist: Possesses the ability to swing up and down extremely fast. 】

Chen Yu: "???"

……

(End of this chapter)