My identity is getting more and more perverted
Chapter 144 Strange Soul Orb
Chapter 144 Strange Soul Orb
"This is……"
After receiving the "yellow bottle" from Chen Yu, the old man in Tang suit hesitated: "What is this?"
"Chen Yu, didn't you say that there are only three bottles of this thing in the world?" The young man in the peaked cap was shocked.
"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "The second bottle is also here."
"Then you are really too generous." The young man looked complicated.
Listening to the conversation between the two, the old man in Tang suit realized the preciousness of the "old lady's urine" in his hand, and quickly put it in his arms, bowing to Chen Yu repeatedly: "My little friend, thank you. I can't repay you for being old! It's too precious .”
"Then give it back to me." Chen Yu stretched out his hand.
The old man in Tang suit: "..."
"Ambassador, don't worry about it." The young man glared at Chen Yu, then stepped forward to shake hands with the old man again: "Chen Yu has this character, he was joking with you. It is to express friendship."
"Chen Yu." Hearing this name, the old man in Tang suit was taken aback, and immediately looked Chen Yu up and down: "Are you Chen Yu?"
"See." Chen Yu turned his head and said to the fat neighbor next to him, "Beyond the scope of human beings, there are also legends of brother."
"I heard that you cut off your little brother for the glory of mankind?" the old man asked.
"..." The smile on Chen Yu's face disappeared.
"Amazing!" The old man gave a thumbs up.
"Papa papa—" Many embassy staff behind them also clapped their hands.Looking at Chen Yu's eyes full of admiration.
Only Li Yao, who was standing at the end of the line, blinked in confusion: "You...you are...the eunuch?!"
Chen Yu: "..."
"How do you talk?" The fat neighbor's face changed drastically, and his eyes became cold: "Even if you are my sister-in-law, you can't talk nonsense. My brother Yu is now an eunuch."
"Snapped!"
With a slap, Chen Yu slapped all the fat neighbors, including their hats, off: "Eunuch."
"It's because of this..." The girl bit her lips: "My father, why don't you agree with our relationship?"
"... Good! So good!"
Chen Yu was furious in an instant. He unbuttoned his trouser belt and was about to take off his trousers to show his manly body, but was grabbed by the quick-acting young man.
"It's not Chen Yu, there are too many people here, the influence is not good...Huh? Why do you still have a leg?!"
……
After a lot of tossing, it was a mess.
A group of people followed the old man in Tang suit and formally walked into the "Consulate of Human Civilization in the Capital of Law Enforcement".
Abbreviation: People in Residence.
When we came to the lobby on the first floor of the main villa, the young man in the peaked cap turned his head and said to Chen Yu and the others: "Today, the team leader and I are going to discuss the next diplomatic plan with the ambassador. You can go upstairs to rest. Don't go out casually, and be on standby at any time."
The old man in Tang suit nodded and waved: "Come here, take care of a few friends. Arrange a suite on the third floor for Mr. Chen Yu."
"Yes."
The three maids at the consulate respectfully agreed.
Under the leadership of the maid, several people dispersed.
Chen Yu came to the luxury suite on the top floor of the villa, closed the door, and lay down on the bed.Close your eyes and rest for about 5 minutes.
I got up, walked to the large open kitchen, rummaged through the refrigerator, and found two popsicles.
One of them was swallowed in one gulp.
Another root, savor it carefully.
Thoughts, he began to sort out his gains from the past few days.
During this period of time, almost all the traitors in the "diplomatic team" were dismembered by him.But only got a big "power".
[Fire-breathing mouth] (a perfunctory name), as the name suggests, Chen Yu can breathe fire with his mouth.
Except for the first time, there are no replicable skills worth mentioning.
It barely made Chen Yu look good.
[-]. [Intestinal flora different from ordinary people] (can digest a variety of toxic substances, reduce the probability of diarrhea, and greatly enhance the ability to absorb nutrients.)
[-]. [Flexible Tongue] (Young man, you don’t need to work hard anymore.)
If we talk about the first one, it barely works.
The second one is a waste of emotion.
"Just being flexible with your tongue, is that a fucking skill?"
With an ugly expression on his face, Chen Yu groaned, and with a hiss, he stretched out his long tongue like a snake letter, wrapped the popsicle around and swallowed it into his stomach.
Then he smacked his lips and exhaled regretfully.
As one's own strength gets higher and higher, the skills acquired from those "ordinary people" have become more and more useless.
Of course, if he can "significantly" change the name of the other party like the fat neighbor did back then, it will be a "critical strike"!Naturally, many useful skills can still be brushed out.
It's a pity that there are too few opportunities for this kind of "critical strike".
It takes some preparation, energy, arrangement, and luck.
When thinking of "critical attack", Chen Yu thought of Li Yao.
That girl's title is 【Pure and Immaculate Virgin】.
There is no better title to "change" in the world.
As long as he is given 3 minutes, the opponent's title can be completely changed, and at least ten skills can be "swished".
But he still hesitated about this.
Because in this world, some things are completely gone if they are "made" gone.
With the cooperation of the opponent's "father", he could actually "swipe" on Li Yao's body all the time.
It is unwise to kill the chicken and take the eggs.
With this in mind, Chen Yu decisively opened the door and went downstairs, knocking on the fat neighbor's room.
"Open the door!"
The fat neighbor opened the door, revealing half of his head: "Huh?"
"Give me the account passwords of several forums." Chen Yu cut to the chase.
"It's all for you." The fat neighbor wrapped in a bath towel came out, with his shoulders half exposed: "But there is no Internet here, so I can't watch it at all."
"Have you tried?" Chen Yu was suspicious.
"Just tried it." The fat neighbor replied.
"Then do you have any downloaded videos?"
"Yes, but I'll need it later."
"Fuck it. I took it."
Involuntarily, Chen Yu broke into the fat neighbor's room, took the other's phone like a robber, and strode away.
And under the watchful eyes of the fat neighbor, he knocked on Li Yao's room.
"Is something wrong?" the girl wondered.
"I'll show you something nice~" The corners of Chen Yu's mouth were raised, revealing his fangs.
Been on the road for so long.
He finally had time to be alone with this girl and splash mud on her body...
"Boom!"
The door is closed.
Chen Yu walked into a girl's room.
The fat neighbor was left alone, standing there with complicated eyes.
……
Time is fleeting.
When Chen Yu walked out of the girl's room "full of ambition", it was already dark.
Under his continuous refreshing of "dragging a woman from a good family into the water" and "dragging a woman who has lost her footing to ashore", he finally created 9 layers of life-defying art from the other party!
That's right, it's the ninth floor!
Before the diplomatic mission started, Li Yao's father gave her a lot of soul orbs.Plus the five soul orbs that were officially rewarded after the mission started.A burst of energy pushed the girl's body training secret technique to the ninth floor.
That is, a genuine D+ level transcendent.
"Upgrade two more levels, reach C level, and you will be able to fly..."
Suppressing his excitement, Chen Yu returned to his suite on the third floor, locked the door, drew the curtains, and dumped all the "nine" soul beads in his backpack on the table.
In the capital of law enforcement, there are many ethnic groups.
In the face of stronger challenges, he needs to push his strength up.
Not capped!
He took out an iron rod from his arms, and with a "bang", he thrust it into the concrete ground forcefully.The ability fluctuation shielding function is turned on.
Then without hesitation, he directly picked up a soul orb, stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it into his belly.
"Gollum."
An electric numbness that had never been felt before swept across the whole body from the abdomen in an instant.After running for "one week and one day", they all attacked the origin of the supernatural power in the lower abdomen.
This is his first time eating soul orbs.
Disadvantage of apprenticeship.
Failed to advance from 9th floor to 10th floor.
Chen Yu was not depressed either. After the effect of the "soul orb" was completely exhausted, he picked up the second soul orb and put it in his mouth.
then.
It is the third one.
Fourth.
"boom--"
The wind is blowing!
The origin of the supernatural power spins wildly.
The four soul orbs finally pushed the "Defying Fate" to the tenth floor.
Suppressing the ecstasy, Chen Yu pursued the victory, opened his mouth wide, and raced the soul beads in one by one.
Fifth.
Sixth.
Seventh -
The soul beads, which are extremely precious in the outside world, seemed to be free of money at this moment, and Chen Yu stuffed them into his mouth one by one.
When the eighth one was eaten, the familiar "surge" at the dantian struck again.
With the storm spreading in a spiral shape, Chen Yu's life-defying technique officially advanced to the eleventh floor...
"wrong!"
Opening his eyes suddenly, Chen Yu was shocked: "This time it's not just a promotion."
"There is an ability that seems to have evolved!"
"..."
But then, before he could feel in detail which "power" evolved, his eyes suddenly blurred.
Severe dizziness flooded into my mind.
Time blurred.
The world is turned upside down.
A dream-like, real-like space made his perception unbalanced.
I vaguely saw a figure waking up from the bed...
……
[There are only three days left until the full moon killing night. 】
[You lowly citizens, please strengthen the doors and windows and pay attention to safety. 】
[There are only three days left until the full moon killing night...]
outside the window.
The loud radio of the publicity vehicle woke up the sleeping man.
He opened his eyes sleepily, sat up from the dilapidated, collapsed, and oil-stained wooden bed, and looked around in a daze.
[... Killing Night, only three days left!You lowly citizens...]
man:"……"
[... To strengthen the doors and windows, pay attention to safety. 】
man:"……"
【Full moon killing night, only three days left...】
Stretching out his hands and rubbing his face vigorously, the man yawned tiredly.
He actually dreamed that he traveled to a world where "thousands of races are everywhere".
Running around with a group of so-called extraordinary people.
"This dream..."
"It's such a bad idea."
Shaking his head, he got up and lay down on the balcony, looking at the noisy police car, he just wanted to remove its tires and shove it into the driver's ass.
Then the world will be quiet.
"Squeak."
At this time, the wooden door of the bedroom was pushed open a small crack.
A long-haired girl stuck her head in and looked the man up and down: "Nephew, are you awake?"
After recovering, the man turned to look at the girl: "One last warning. You are my aunt. My mother is your sister. You should call me nephew."
"It's too troublesome, I can't remember." The girl carelessly pushed open the wooden door and walked into the bedroom: "Anyway, my sister is dead, let's talk again. From now on, you will call me sister, and I will call you nephew."
"Why don't you care about me being called Dad?"
"Father." The girl's voice was crisp.
man:"……"
Girl: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
Man: "...can you wear a coat when you come into my house in the future?"
Girl: "In order to enter your room, I just took it off on purpose."
With a blank expression on his face, the man finally couldn't help picking up the rusty bone-chopping knife on the bedside.
"Oh yes, I'm going to eat, I have to go to school later." The girl turned around immediately and left the bedroom.
"Snapped."
Throwing away the bone-chopping knife, the man got out of bed, put on worn-out white jeans, topless, and walked out of the bedroom barefoot.
When he came to the dimly lit small living room, he found that his "aunt" was sitting on a chair with only three legs left, ready to enjoy the takeaway on the dining table.
"You bought it?" The man raised his left eyebrow: "Where did you get the money?"
"Pocket money." The girl reached out and opened the disposable chopsticks clumsily, dangling her dangling legs: "It's only one yuan for takeaway at a discount. I heard it's expired."
Man: "Why don't you do it yourself."
"As long as there is a dead cockroach in the house, I can make two dishes and one soup." The girl opened the takeaway lunch box, and just about to move her chopsticks happily, she took out a condom from the lunch box: "... …what is this?"
The man stepped forward, glanced at the condom, then picked up the takeaway bag, and observed the long receipt: "Hmm... restaurant at No. 101 Liangxin Road, donkey meat fire set meal. Yes, this is donkey meat fire."
"..." The girl shook her chopsticks: "I asked, what is this?"
"A package." The man explained: "A package package, without a package, what kind of package is it called?"
girl:"……"
"Bang!"
Throwing the takeaway and chopsticks into the trash can under the dining table, the girl retched a few times with nausea, jumped off the chair, and picked up the canvas bag with a dark face: "I lost my dollar for nothing."
"Where are you going?" the man asked, "Skipping breakfast?"
"Go to school. Don't eat." The girl walked towards the door irritably: "The money for breakfast has already been spent on that condom."
"...wait a minute." The man scratched his slightly itchy scalp with his left hand, took out two steel coins from his jeans pocket with his right hand, and threw them at the girl: "The school bus is still early. Go downstairs and buy fried noodles first." eat."
"Snapped."
Put your hands together and catch the coin.The girl pursed her lips, turned and pushed open the door.But as soon as he took a step, he turned around and said, "The day after tomorrow will be the night of the full moon killing, so don't go to work for a few days."
"If you don't work part-time, the tuition fee will be taken out of your teacher's intestines." The man yawned again, walked into the dirty bathroom, took out the toothbrush, and prepared to wash.
"I'm afraid you'll die with a 'crack'." The girl bit her lips subconsciously: "I'm the only family member."
The man poked his head out from the bathroom, with a toothbrush in his mouth, and said vaguely, "Just by listening to your adjective, I know you want me to die."
"……goodbye!"
"You put your fucking clothes on before you go."
"oh oh!"
The girl hurriedly put on her coat, walked quickly through the wall, walked out of the void, and came to Chen Yu, who was in a daze, with a strange smile.
"Aren't you going? How long will it take?"
Chen Yu: "!!!"
The muddy thoughts are instantly sober!The half-truth and half-false world in front of him suddenly distorted and collapsed.
"Plop" sound.
Chen Yu regained consciousness, and fell to the ground in embarrassment, covered in cold sweat.
In the huge suite.
The only remaining soul orb on the table is shining brightly...
……
(ps: For the integrity of the plot, the last 2000 words of this chapter, the "dream process" is too long. Therefore, there will be a completely free chapter of [-] words in tomorrow's update, as compensation for genuine users. Thank you for your support~)
(End of this chapter)
"This is……"
After receiving the "yellow bottle" from Chen Yu, the old man in Tang suit hesitated: "What is this?"
"Chen Yu, didn't you say that there are only three bottles of this thing in the world?" The young man in the peaked cap was shocked.
"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "The second bottle is also here."
"Then you are really too generous." The young man looked complicated.
Listening to the conversation between the two, the old man in Tang suit realized the preciousness of the "old lady's urine" in his hand, and quickly put it in his arms, bowing to Chen Yu repeatedly: "My little friend, thank you. I can't repay you for being old! It's too precious .”
"Then give it back to me." Chen Yu stretched out his hand.
The old man in Tang suit: "..."
"Ambassador, don't worry about it." The young man glared at Chen Yu, then stepped forward to shake hands with the old man again: "Chen Yu has this character, he was joking with you. It is to express friendship."
"Chen Yu." Hearing this name, the old man in Tang suit was taken aback, and immediately looked Chen Yu up and down: "Are you Chen Yu?"
"See." Chen Yu turned his head and said to the fat neighbor next to him, "Beyond the scope of human beings, there are also legends of brother."
"I heard that you cut off your little brother for the glory of mankind?" the old man asked.
"..." The smile on Chen Yu's face disappeared.
"Amazing!" The old man gave a thumbs up.
"Papa papa—" Many embassy staff behind them also clapped their hands.Looking at Chen Yu's eyes full of admiration.
Only Li Yao, who was standing at the end of the line, blinked in confusion: "You...you are...the eunuch?!"
Chen Yu: "..."
"How do you talk?" The fat neighbor's face changed drastically, and his eyes became cold: "Even if you are my sister-in-law, you can't talk nonsense. My brother Yu is now an eunuch."
"Snapped!"
With a slap, Chen Yu slapped all the fat neighbors, including their hats, off: "Eunuch."
"It's because of this..." The girl bit her lips: "My father, why don't you agree with our relationship?"
"... Good! So good!"
Chen Yu was furious in an instant. He unbuttoned his trouser belt and was about to take off his trousers to show his manly body, but was grabbed by the quick-acting young man.
"It's not Chen Yu, there are too many people here, the influence is not good...Huh? Why do you still have a leg?!"
……
After a lot of tossing, it was a mess.
A group of people followed the old man in Tang suit and formally walked into the "Consulate of Human Civilization in the Capital of Law Enforcement".
Abbreviation: People in Residence.
When we came to the lobby on the first floor of the main villa, the young man in the peaked cap turned his head and said to Chen Yu and the others: "Today, the team leader and I are going to discuss the next diplomatic plan with the ambassador. You can go upstairs to rest. Don't go out casually, and be on standby at any time."
The old man in Tang suit nodded and waved: "Come here, take care of a few friends. Arrange a suite on the third floor for Mr. Chen Yu."
"Yes."
The three maids at the consulate respectfully agreed.
Under the leadership of the maid, several people dispersed.
Chen Yu came to the luxury suite on the top floor of the villa, closed the door, and lay down on the bed.Close your eyes and rest for about 5 minutes.
I got up, walked to the large open kitchen, rummaged through the refrigerator, and found two popsicles.
One of them was swallowed in one gulp.
Another root, savor it carefully.
Thoughts, he began to sort out his gains from the past few days.
During this period of time, almost all the traitors in the "diplomatic team" were dismembered by him.But only got a big "power".
[Fire-breathing mouth] (a perfunctory name), as the name suggests, Chen Yu can breathe fire with his mouth.
Except for the first time, there are no replicable skills worth mentioning.
It barely made Chen Yu look good.
[-]. [Intestinal flora different from ordinary people] (can digest a variety of toxic substances, reduce the probability of diarrhea, and greatly enhance the ability to absorb nutrients.)
[-]. [Flexible Tongue] (Young man, you don’t need to work hard anymore.)
If we talk about the first one, it barely works.
The second one is a waste of emotion.
"Just being flexible with your tongue, is that a fucking skill?"
With an ugly expression on his face, Chen Yu groaned, and with a hiss, he stretched out his long tongue like a snake letter, wrapped the popsicle around and swallowed it into his stomach.
Then he smacked his lips and exhaled regretfully.
As one's own strength gets higher and higher, the skills acquired from those "ordinary people" have become more and more useless.
Of course, if he can "significantly" change the name of the other party like the fat neighbor did back then, it will be a "critical strike"!Naturally, many useful skills can still be brushed out.
It's a pity that there are too few opportunities for this kind of "critical strike".
It takes some preparation, energy, arrangement, and luck.
When thinking of "critical attack", Chen Yu thought of Li Yao.
That girl's title is 【Pure and Immaculate Virgin】.
There is no better title to "change" in the world.
As long as he is given 3 minutes, the opponent's title can be completely changed, and at least ten skills can be "swished".
But he still hesitated about this.
Because in this world, some things are completely gone if they are "made" gone.
With the cooperation of the opponent's "father", he could actually "swipe" on Li Yao's body all the time.
It is unwise to kill the chicken and take the eggs.
With this in mind, Chen Yu decisively opened the door and went downstairs, knocking on the fat neighbor's room.
"Open the door!"
The fat neighbor opened the door, revealing half of his head: "Huh?"
"Give me the account passwords of several forums." Chen Yu cut to the chase.
"It's all for you." The fat neighbor wrapped in a bath towel came out, with his shoulders half exposed: "But there is no Internet here, so I can't watch it at all."
"Have you tried?" Chen Yu was suspicious.
"Just tried it." The fat neighbor replied.
"Then do you have any downloaded videos?"
"Yes, but I'll need it later."
"Fuck it. I took it."
Involuntarily, Chen Yu broke into the fat neighbor's room, took the other's phone like a robber, and strode away.
And under the watchful eyes of the fat neighbor, he knocked on Li Yao's room.
"Is something wrong?" the girl wondered.
"I'll show you something nice~" The corners of Chen Yu's mouth were raised, revealing his fangs.
Been on the road for so long.
He finally had time to be alone with this girl and splash mud on her body...
"Boom!"
The door is closed.
Chen Yu walked into a girl's room.
The fat neighbor was left alone, standing there with complicated eyes.
……
Time is fleeting.
When Chen Yu walked out of the girl's room "full of ambition", it was already dark.
Under his continuous refreshing of "dragging a woman from a good family into the water" and "dragging a woman who has lost her footing to ashore", he finally created 9 layers of life-defying art from the other party!
That's right, it's the ninth floor!
Before the diplomatic mission started, Li Yao's father gave her a lot of soul orbs.Plus the five soul orbs that were officially rewarded after the mission started.A burst of energy pushed the girl's body training secret technique to the ninth floor.
That is, a genuine D+ level transcendent.
"Upgrade two more levels, reach C level, and you will be able to fly..."
Suppressing his excitement, Chen Yu returned to his suite on the third floor, locked the door, drew the curtains, and dumped all the "nine" soul beads in his backpack on the table.
In the capital of law enforcement, there are many ethnic groups.
In the face of stronger challenges, he needs to push his strength up.
Not capped!
He took out an iron rod from his arms, and with a "bang", he thrust it into the concrete ground forcefully.The ability fluctuation shielding function is turned on.
Then without hesitation, he directly picked up a soul orb, stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it into his belly.
"Gollum."
An electric numbness that had never been felt before swept across the whole body from the abdomen in an instant.After running for "one week and one day", they all attacked the origin of the supernatural power in the lower abdomen.
This is his first time eating soul orbs.
Disadvantage of apprenticeship.
Failed to advance from 9th floor to 10th floor.
Chen Yu was not depressed either. After the effect of the "soul orb" was completely exhausted, he picked up the second soul orb and put it in his mouth.
then.
It is the third one.
Fourth.
"boom--"
The wind is blowing!
The origin of the supernatural power spins wildly.
The four soul orbs finally pushed the "Defying Fate" to the tenth floor.
Suppressing the ecstasy, Chen Yu pursued the victory, opened his mouth wide, and raced the soul beads in one by one.
Fifth.
Sixth.
Seventh -
The soul beads, which are extremely precious in the outside world, seemed to be free of money at this moment, and Chen Yu stuffed them into his mouth one by one.
When the eighth one was eaten, the familiar "surge" at the dantian struck again.
With the storm spreading in a spiral shape, Chen Yu's life-defying technique officially advanced to the eleventh floor...
"wrong!"
Opening his eyes suddenly, Chen Yu was shocked: "This time it's not just a promotion."
"There is an ability that seems to have evolved!"
"..."
But then, before he could feel in detail which "power" evolved, his eyes suddenly blurred.
Severe dizziness flooded into my mind.
Time blurred.
The world is turned upside down.
A dream-like, real-like space made his perception unbalanced.
I vaguely saw a figure waking up from the bed...
……
[There are only three days left until the full moon killing night. 】
[You lowly citizens, please strengthen the doors and windows and pay attention to safety. 】
[There are only three days left until the full moon killing night...]
outside the window.
The loud radio of the publicity vehicle woke up the sleeping man.
He opened his eyes sleepily, sat up from the dilapidated, collapsed, and oil-stained wooden bed, and looked around in a daze.
[... Killing Night, only three days left!You lowly citizens...]
man:"……"
[... To strengthen the doors and windows, pay attention to safety. 】
man:"……"
【Full moon killing night, only three days left...】
Stretching out his hands and rubbing his face vigorously, the man yawned tiredly.
He actually dreamed that he traveled to a world where "thousands of races are everywhere".
Running around with a group of so-called extraordinary people.
"This dream..."
"It's such a bad idea."
Shaking his head, he got up and lay down on the balcony, looking at the noisy police car, he just wanted to remove its tires and shove it into the driver's ass.
Then the world will be quiet.
"Squeak."
At this time, the wooden door of the bedroom was pushed open a small crack.
A long-haired girl stuck her head in and looked the man up and down: "Nephew, are you awake?"
After recovering, the man turned to look at the girl: "One last warning. You are my aunt. My mother is your sister. You should call me nephew."
"It's too troublesome, I can't remember." The girl carelessly pushed open the wooden door and walked into the bedroom: "Anyway, my sister is dead, let's talk again. From now on, you will call me sister, and I will call you nephew."
"Why don't you care about me being called Dad?"
"Father." The girl's voice was crisp.
man:"……"
Girl: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
Man: "...can you wear a coat when you come into my house in the future?"
Girl: "In order to enter your room, I just took it off on purpose."
With a blank expression on his face, the man finally couldn't help picking up the rusty bone-chopping knife on the bedside.
"Oh yes, I'm going to eat, I have to go to school later." The girl turned around immediately and left the bedroom.
"Snapped."
Throwing away the bone-chopping knife, the man got out of bed, put on worn-out white jeans, topless, and walked out of the bedroom barefoot.
When he came to the dimly lit small living room, he found that his "aunt" was sitting on a chair with only three legs left, ready to enjoy the takeaway on the dining table.
"You bought it?" The man raised his left eyebrow: "Where did you get the money?"
"Pocket money." The girl reached out and opened the disposable chopsticks clumsily, dangling her dangling legs: "It's only one yuan for takeaway at a discount. I heard it's expired."
Man: "Why don't you do it yourself."
"As long as there is a dead cockroach in the house, I can make two dishes and one soup." The girl opened the takeaway lunch box, and just about to move her chopsticks happily, she took out a condom from the lunch box: "... …what is this?"
The man stepped forward, glanced at the condom, then picked up the takeaway bag, and observed the long receipt: "Hmm... restaurant at No. 101 Liangxin Road, donkey meat fire set meal. Yes, this is donkey meat fire."
"..." The girl shook her chopsticks: "I asked, what is this?"
"A package." The man explained: "A package package, without a package, what kind of package is it called?"
girl:"……"
"Bang!"
Throwing the takeaway and chopsticks into the trash can under the dining table, the girl retched a few times with nausea, jumped off the chair, and picked up the canvas bag with a dark face: "I lost my dollar for nothing."
"Where are you going?" the man asked, "Skipping breakfast?"
"Go to school. Don't eat." The girl walked towards the door irritably: "The money for breakfast has already been spent on that condom."
"...wait a minute." The man scratched his slightly itchy scalp with his left hand, took out two steel coins from his jeans pocket with his right hand, and threw them at the girl: "The school bus is still early. Go downstairs and buy fried noodles first." eat."
"Snapped."
Put your hands together and catch the coin.The girl pursed her lips, turned and pushed open the door.But as soon as he took a step, he turned around and said, "The day after tomorrow will be the night of the full moon killing, so don't go to work for a few days."
"If you don't work part-time, the tuition fee will be taken out of your teacher's intestines." The man yawned again, walked into the dirty bathroom, took out the toothbrush, and prepared to wash.
"I'm afraid you'll die with a 'crack'." The girl bit her lips subconsciously: "I'm the only family member."
The man poked his head out from the bathroom, with a toothbrush in his mouth, and said vaguely, "Just by listening to your adjective, I know you want me to die."
"……goodbye!"
"You put your fucking clothes on before you go."
"oh oh!"
The girl hurriedly put on her coat, walked quickly through the wall, walked out of the void, and came to Chen Yu, who was in a daze, with a strange smile.
"Aren't you going? How long will it take?"
Chen Yu: "!!!"
The muddy thoughts are instantly sober!The half-truth and half-false world in front of him suddenly distorted and collapsed.
"Plop" sound.
Chen Yu regained consciousness, and fell to the ground in embarrassment, covered in cold sweat.
In the huge suite.
The only remaining soul orb on the table is shining brightly...
……
(ps: For the integrity of the plot, the last 2000 words of this chapter, the "dream process" is too long. Therefore, there will be a completely free chapter of [-] words in tomorrow's update, as compensation for genuine users. Thank you for your support~)
(End of this chapter)
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