My identity is getting more and more perverted

Chapter 161

"Windfall?"

Hearing the exclamation of the white-bearded old man, the woman in tights was taken aback: "What windfall?"

"No...no." The old man's face immediately softened, and he wanted to slap himself in the bottom of his heart.

"Master." The woman bowed her head, remained silent for a moment, and said coyly, "Are you still angry with me?"

elder:"……"

"I know, you must still be angry. Because I had forced sex with you when you were enlightened. I'm sorry."

"..." The old man's pupils shook.

"But...you and I, master and apprentice, after all the raw rice is cooked, everything is irreversible, isn't it?"

"..." The old man's pupils vibrated.

"In short, my life was saved by you, Master. My abilities were also taught by you, Master. Teacher and mother left early, and your lonely disciples all these years have seen it in your eyes. Disciple... can only I promised myself."

"..." The old man's pupils trembled.

"Master, you can just accept me, okay?" The woman in tights had red eyes and hugged the old man's neck silently, her face flushed and her breath like blue.

"..." The old man's pupils trembled.

"There are more." The woman in tights put her head on the old man's chest shyly: "I...he seems to have it already."

"!!!" The old man's pupils were shattered.

The second floor of the quiet human ancestral tomb became more and more quiet.

After a long time, the white-bearded old man said stiffly: "No... isn't it only a few days before the light is on. What... when did we have a relationship?"

"Last week!"

"You're pregnant in a week?"

"Yeah." The female chick pecked rice and nodded: "Master, I found out through internal inspection that I already have it. In this matter, I absolutely dare not lie to you."

elder:"……"

"Master, you have a successor!"

"Gollum."

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, the old man braced himself and pushed away the woman in tights: "That, ah, I'm so happy."

"Are you happy?!" The woman raised her head sharply, her eyes sparkling with fiery light.

"Open...happy."

"Then what do you mean...you accept me?" The woman began to breathe heavily.

"After all... everything is for the children." The old man wiped off the cold sweat from his forehead calmly.

"Master!" The tears of the woman in tights rolled down instantly.

"...Silly girl, are you still called Master?"

"Husband!!!"

Old man: "Call Dad."

woman:"……"

Woman: "Dad...Dad."

"Hey, dear." Like a dog, he patted the woman's head. The white-bearded old man walked towards the third floor with his legs stiff.

"Where are you going, I will accompany you!" The woman wiped away the tears on her face, and followed behind the old man decisively.

"No! Be honest!" The old man turned his back to the woman, while masking his pain, he quickened his pace: "Nursing the fetus."

"……it is good."

This key word of "nurturing a fetus" made the woman's eyes widen, and she burst into tears again.

She felt that everything that happened today was as if she was in a dream.

The cold master in the past was actually "melted" by her.

The absurdity of the past few days was also forgiven by the master.

' Sure enough, this is the power of children. '

The woman in tights trembled all over, watched the old man leave with great affection, and jumped down three floors...

……

"WDNMD!"

Standing in the compartment on the third floor of the human ancestral tomb, Chen Yu looked up and felt his scalp tingling.

too frightening.

Your circle is terrible.

The noble circle in the extraordinary world is really terrifying.

Accidentally, I heard the secret of "mortality"!

If this gets out...

Smacking his lips, Chen Yu took a deep breath, calmed down, and continued to maintain the appearance of the "white bearded old man" and walked out of the cubicle.

He has to act fast.

The second floor is not a place to stay for a long time.

The "transformation card" of the old man with white beard cannot be used for a long time.

Once caught and revealed, the consequences will be disastrous!
At least like Li Yao, he couldn't escape being "amnesiad".

When I came to the three-story cemetery, looking around, the area occupied was no different from that of the first and second floors.

But there are fewer cemeteries lined up.

Full count, no more than twenty!
And each cemetery is equipped with altars, walls, floors, flower trees, and night pearls.

The tributes are also quite fresh.

Obviously there are "people" who clean and take care of it every day.

"anyone there."

Standing still, Chen Yu looked around for a moment, then shouted loudly.

"Squeak!"

A golden-yellow monkey with a white apron around its waist came running quickly, looking like a dog. It bowed slightly to Chen Yu, who was in the shape of an old man, and said, "Squeak."

"This floor, are you the only one?"

"Squeak!" Monkey nodded vigorously.

"Then do you know who I am?"

"Squeak!" The monkey nodded again.

"I have something to do now." Chen Yu squatted down and kept eye level with the monkey: "Can you go to the next floor later? Don't disturb me"

"Squeak?" The monkey was at a loss, tilting his head in doubt.

"Looks like it won't work."

Thinking about it, Chen Yu repeated his old trick, tentatively opened his mouth, and imitated the monkey's cry: "Zhizhi? (Can I dig a grave? Leave it here?)"

"Zhi! (Hello!)" Hearing this, the monkey was instantly excited and nodded vigorously: "Zhizhi! (Are you greeting me?)"

"Zhizhi? (Can you tell me which grave has the most powerful owner?)"

"Squeak! (You want to eat with me!)"

"Zhizhizhi... (We cooperate, I dig, you just don't interfere. The matter is 0.5 for you.)"

"Squeak... (You didn't bring any food? It's okay, the tribute here is edible, I usually eat it.)"

One person, one monkey, negotiated messily, and reached a consensus again inexplicably.

"Shh!"

Chen Yu pulled out a folding military shovel from his robe, unfolded it, and pointed to the nearest cemetery: "Squeak? (Let's dig that first!)"

"Zhizhi! (Okay! Eat that one first!)" The monkey jumped up and down and nodded.

And somersaulted, lying on Chen Yu's shoulder.

Chen Yu licked his lips, without hesitation, stepped forward a few strides, and kicked Fei Lingtai violently, letting the melons and fruit tributes scatter in all directions.

monkey:"(*)"

Just pick up the shovel and go down with a shovel!

monkey:"(﹃)"

The monkey lying on Chen Yu's shoulder was dumbfounded!

The original round head became square.

After being dumbfounded for a moment, he hurriedly ran away in fear, standing tens of meters away and screaming.

"It's really particular." Chen Yu shoveled even more vigorously: "Also cheer for me."

"boom--"

He resolutely broke out the origin of his abilities, and his muscles bulged!The whole person seemed to have switched gears, and in just half a minute, a coffin was dug out from under the huge cemetery.

Monkey: "Damn it ahhhhhhh!!!"

Chen Yu turned around and was taken aback for a moment: "Did you talk just now?"

"Squeak! Squeak!" The monkey anxiously scratched its ears and cheeks.

Blinking, Chen Yu seemed to have gotten used to it and ignored it.Continue to dig out the second half of the coffin.

He seemed to see the light when the coffin in its entirety came to life.

That's right.

It is light.

This coffin is luminous.

The material is like jade but not jade, exuding an elegant and light fragrance.

It inexplicably whetted Chen Yu's appetite...

"Stone Hammer."

"This third floor is definitely the highest grade A cemetery."

'Otherwise, who is a decent person to use this gaudy coffin? '

Rubbing his hands excitedly, Chen Yu threw away the military shovel and quickly pushed open the coffin lid.

The scene inside made him more sure of his judgment.

There is no trace of decay in the corpses in the museum!
From the head, to the chest, to the legs, to the feet.

The exposed skin is "crystal clear" and "brilliant flow".

Not to mention corpse spots.

Not even a rancid smell!

The title on the top of its head is [Corpse that has fallen for a thousand years].

"hiss!"

Chen Yu gasped, his heart beating wildly.

As a small trash fish who was still a C-level fish, he couldn't understand how a corpse could remain immortal for thousands of years.

But he knew that he had dug a treasure.

Without awe and respect, the "thousand-year dead body" was pulled out of the coffin, and thrown on the ground with a "pop".Chen Yu poked his head into the coffin and looked around for the funeral objects.

"Heaaaaaaa..." In the distance, the monkey was already chattering its teeth and trembling.

"So poor?"

Even the cushions in the coffin were lifted, and Chen Yu did not find any funeral objects.He had no choice but to give up and look at the thousand-year-old corpse again.

Turned around the corpse twice, lost in thought.

The title is [Corpse that has fallen for a thousand years].

Although the word [dead body] was included, it was not the original [dead body] after all.

Changing its title does not grant skills.

"So……"

Chen Yu took out my sister Bai Ya from the robe, and under the watchful eyes of the monkey, cut the corpse of the once A-level supreme to pieces.

Even surprisingly good cut!
It is no different from cutting other corpses.

Half a minute later, the title changed.

From [a thousand-year-old dead body] to [a thousand-year-old dead body that has been broken into pieces].

Chen Yu was not discouraged.

Raising the military shovel again, he smashed every bone, muscle, and tissue of the A-level supreme corpse...

monkey:"……"

The extreme mood swings gradually subsided into silence.

At this moment, only one thought echoed in the monkey's mind.

'Humanity is extinct? '

"..."

"Pfft!"

After 5 minutes, beat the last part of the A-level to the highest level into a meat paste.

Chen Yu let out a sigh of satisfaction, and waited quietly for the title of "Nud Meat" to change.

Soon, the title changed.

Become 【Millennium Rotten Meat】

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Yu: "If you co-author this 'Millennium', you won't be able to go down, right?"

With a bad face, Chen Yu suppressed his anger, took out the cushion from the coffin, wrapped all the tissues in it, carried it and left.

It is worth mentioning that, perhaps because of the thousand-year death, the corpse did not shed a drop of blood from the beginning to the end.

"Thunder Monkey, I'm leaving first, I'll be back later. Goodbye."

After saying hello to the sculpture-like monkey, Chen Yu walked into the cubicle on the third floor, opened the ceiling lock, jumped up, and jumped up to the second floor.

"Master, you... what are you holding?"

"It's nothing, don't worry about it." Chen Yu quickened his pace: "Take care of the baby with peace of mind."

"Ah, good." The woman in tights blushed, "I will listen to you."

"Uh-huh."

Walking on the way to the ancestral tomb on the first floor, Chen Yu was expressionless.

really.

No matter how strong, how capable, or how high the status is.

Whether male or female.

As long as you're in love, it's no different from Erbi...

"Boom!"

Leave the second floor and jump up to the first floor.

Chen Yu closed the metal floor door between the two floors.Then activate the ability to change the appearance of the "old man with white beard" back to its original shape.

Picking up the minced meat, looking around the audience, he said, "Wow!"

"Wang Wang Wang-"

The husky was wearing a pair of glasses and ran over like a wolf.And slammed on the brakes, stopping in front of Chen Yu.

Chen Yu: "Where did you get your glasses?"

Husky raised his hand and pushed the mirror frame on the bridge of his nose, but did not answer.

Chen Yu didn't bother to care, he just threw the rolled up mat on the ground, picked up the military shovel, and shoveled it down!

"Crack!"

A coffin was split in half.

"Crack clap..."

Another few shovels.

A small pile of wood is lined up.

Then, he opened his mouth to spit out a wisp of fire, lit the wood, and sat carelessly by the campfire, asking the husky next to him, "Dog, are you hungry. Can I get you some mutton skewers?"

Husky: "?"

……

Well known.

To make money, you have to be conscientious.

No conscience, more money.

Cultivation also needs to have a bottom line.

There is no bottom line, and the practice is faster.

Chen Yu never thought he was a good person.

But he felt that at least he was a soft man.

"How is it?" Chen Yu baked the last meatball and threw it into the husky's mouth: "The taste is medium rare, soft?"

"Wang!"

The big dog chewed happily.

It seems to know that this is the last piece of meat, and it tastes extraordinarily delicate.

"Is it delicious?" Chen Yu asked, patting the dirt on his hands.

"Wang!"

"I told you in advance that you can't eat for free. You have to hurry up after eating."

"Wang Wang!"

Smiling and patting the husky's dog's head, Chen Yu stood up, extinguished the flames with his feet, then picked up the military shovel and continued to dig the remaining 40.00% of the first floor of the ancestral tomb.

He is not planning to go to the second and third floors for the time being.

For one thing, huskies can't eat that much.

Secondly, the A-level woman on the second floor is very dangerous, if you can avoid touching her, you won't touch her.

Let's finish copying the skills of the "thousand-year dead body" first.

'If you can directly copy an 18th-floor life-defying technique...'

This thought flashed through his mind, and Chen Yu was so excited that he trembled all over.

"Ugh."

He raised his head and sighed: "Go into the ancestral tomb and pass the customs directly, so what's the matter?"

But then, he thought about another question.

In the extraordinary world, A-level is the top level.

Such existences will only be placed in the third floor of the human ancestral tomb after death.

What about the remaining four five six seven eight?

storehouse?

With doubts in mind, Chen Yu waved the shovel and started his work.

I made up my mind to pay attention, after copying the skills of "Millennium Dead Corpse", I must go to the fourth floor to have a look...

10 minutes.

Three 10 minutes.

Nine 10 minutes...

The time passed quickly under Chen Yu's hard work and Husky's hard work.

When Chen Yu's sensitive ears heard the excrement sound of "puchi puchi", he threw the shovel violently and ran towards the husky like crazy.

I really saw this dog shitting!

"Hahahaha!" Chen Yu raised his head to the sky and screamed, frantic: "Did you pull it? You finally pulled it?!"

"Huh?" Husky kept squatting and looked at Chen Yu suspiciously.A pair of dog eyebrows furrowed tightly.

"Continue!" Chen Yu suppressed his excitement and stepped back half a step: "Come on! Come on! Come on!"

After staring blankly at Chen Yu for a while, Husky was inexplicably excited, and excreted faster and faster following the rhythm of Chen Yu's encouragement.

"come on!"

"Pfft~"

"come on! Come on!"

"Puff puff~"

5 minute later.

The huskies proudly held out their chests and finished pulling triumphantly.

And turned sideways to show Chen Yu his excrement.

Chen Yu strode forward.

Take a closer look!
I saw that piece of dog shit on the ground, and a line of titles was appearing in a "golden light" - [shit]!
It is one of the titles he once had!

"It pulls beautifully!"

……

(End of this chapter)