My identity is getting more and more perverted

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"Retire, we are not suitable."

"Can you give me a reason?"

"You are too cowardly and too failed. You are just incompetent, and there is no sense of security with you."

"...To be honest, is it because I didn't pay you the room fee this month?"

"It has nothing to do with this. In short, divorce."

"30 years in Hedong! 30 years in Hexi! Don't bully young people into poverty!"

"Pooh."

Spitting in contempt, the fat girl left without looking back.

The fat neighbor was left alone, standing at the door in a daze.

1 minutes.

3 minutes.

Five minutes later, he turned around sadly, closed the door, and sat down at the computer desk, crying loudly.

"What a poor guy." Chen Yu, who was in a state of nothingness, shook his head and sighed.

More than 20 years have passed since the day when his figure was completely "transparent".

During this period, he completely turned into a "ghost", wantonly wandering in Europe... on this continent.

No one can see him.

Including the most top existence of those foreign races.

So, after being lonely, Chen Yu suddenly felt a freedom that he had never had before.

He witnessed the lives of civilians firsthand.

Witness the extravagance of the extraordinary.

Observe the operation of alien society.

Analyze the conflicts among all races.

Appreciate the girls...

In short.

The days after being "stripped" by this world are not difficult.

Especially when he "accidentally" found his childhood fat neighbor, it was like watching an immersive movie.

It turned out that the fat neighbor was an orphan.

His parents left because of a car accident.Relatives also seized his inheritance and drove him out of the house.

Since childhood, he was forced to live in an orphanage called "Qingcheng Qidian Orphanage".

Because of his fat-prone physique and the fact that he would grow flesh when he drank cold water, the fat neighbors were excluded in the orphanage where the average person was as skinny as a stick.

Moreover, he is weak by nature, even though he is physically strong, he dare not resist.

Get beat up by big kids.

Get beaten by a child.

Get beaten by the teacher.

Even walking on the road, each passerby will kick it.

Pure "tank" physique, born with ridicule.

All these encounters lasted until the fat neighbor was ten years old, and he left the orphanage to support himself.

I went to various black workshops to do odd jobs at night, saved some meager savings, and went to school at my own expense during the day.

Because he has no family to take care of him, no place to live, and lack of cleanliness, he often emits a bad smell. He is still bullied by classmates and hated by teachers at school.

Until one day, during a physical examination at school, a wealthy man in Qingcheng noticed his physical examination report and hurriedly adopted him.

The purpose is to get a kidney replacement from this cheap son after he gets old...

The fat neighbor naturally didn't know this, and was moved by the fact that he had a family.

After that, he left his adoptive parents' home and lived independently.

And luckily made a girlfriend and got engaged.

But until today before they broke up, he had only held each other's hand once...

"why!"

"Why did fate treat me like this!"

In the room, the fat neighbor finished crying, stood up exhausted, and looked out the window.

His eyes gradually became sharper.

He decided.

Can't be cowardly anymore.

He is going to be a bad guy.

A villain who can eat well in society and have fun in nightclubs!

Take revenge on all those who bullied him!

"drink!"

"I want to be a bad guy!"

"Be a bully!"

"Let's start by reporting the neighbors!"

that's it.

He didn't know which brain circuit was wrong, he turned around and picked up the cheap mobile phone, and dialed the police with a grim expression and panting.

"crooked?"

"I want to report!"

"I live next door to a person who doesn't come out of the house every day. There is still that sound every night."

"Correct!"

"So I suspect that the neighbor next door is engaged in a sex live broadcast."

"Uh-huh."

"This is what I, a good citizen, should do. Well..."

hang up the phone.

The fat neighbor suddenly felt enlightened, took a deep breath, and threw away the phone: "... Cool!"

Chen Yu: "..."

……

The next day.

morning.

Chen Yu, in a state of nothingness, flew from the home of the fat neighbor next door to the home of "Chen Yu".

I saw "Chen Yu" sitting on the balcony at a glance.

In fact, he "can't see it" at all.

He can judge the position of "Chen Yu" only through the shadow of the sunlight outside the window.

I saw Zhen Chen Yu holding a telescope and observing the endless stream of people in the commercial street below.I don't know what to think.

Suddenly, he noticed that there was a girl with a title above her head, which showed [KTV Top Princess].

Xu Chen Yu: (You should ask for a contact information.)
"I should ask for a contact information first." Putting down the binoculars, Chen Yu fell into deep thought.

But then, I found that there were already many men gathered around the beauty of the [KTV top princess], forming a group to ask for a phone number.

"……Ugh."

Sighing deeply, Zhen Chen Yu felt bitter, got up and left the balcony, lying on the messy bed, his eyes lost.

(It's almost time.) Xu Chen Yu raised his wrist and glanced at the watch that didn't exist: (The official plot is about to start, baby.)
"Bang bang bang!"

The next second, there was a sudden loud knock on the door.

Chen Yu on the bed trembled, stood up suddenly, and turned to look at the door: "Who...who?"

"Fenshu." A man's voice came from outside the door: "I called you this morning to verify my identity."

"...Understood. Wait a moment, I'll change clothes."

Taking a deep breath, Zhen Chen Yu suppressed his anger, strode into the bathroom, turned on the faucet and washed his face vigorously.

"Gan!"

"Which bitch reported me?"

"At least before reporting, we must first find out my gender."

Wiping off the water stains running down his face, he clenched his fists and cursed.

"Even if you give me another month..."

Xu Chenyu: (After a month, the police will be able to shoot you dead.)
Walking out of the bathroom, Chen Yu looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle: "Don't fucking let me know who reported it."

"Boom!"

The knocking sounded again, amplified twenty decibels.

"Chen Yu, open the door!" The tone of the policeman behind the door became cold.

"Come... come."

After regaining his senses, Chen Yu picked up the hat hanging by the wall and put it on his head, covering the word [dead body].Then he reached out and grabbed the handle of the security door.

But he still didn't dare to twist it.

Chen Yu: "...Comrade policeman, if I don't open the door, you must disagree?"

Police: "You can try."

Sighing, Chen Yu obediently opened the door.

There were two police officers who came to "check" and they were young, a man and a woman.

"Comrade police, sit down, I'll make you some tea." Chen Yu rolled up his sleeves, walked to the kitchen, and opened the refrigerator: "What kind of tea do you want? I have iced black tea, green tea, um... and iced black tea."

"Don't drink anything." The young male police officer took out his ID card, opened it to Chen Yu for a look, stood in the middle of the living room with an indifferent expression, opened the folder, held a pen, and wrote while asking: "Start directly, cooperate We work."

"Cooperate, definitely cooperate." After closing the refrigerator door, Chen Yu raised his hands.

Female police officer: "..."

Male police officer: "...No need to surrender. What's your name."

Chen Yu: "Chen Yu."

"Profession."

"University Students."

"age."

"About twenty or so..."

Float aside, and witness this familiar episode in third person.

Chen Yu just found it inexplicably interesting.

After about 5 minutes.

The questioning of the two officers ended.

Zhen Chen Yu exposed his amazing title of "Dead Corpse", and was taken out of the residence with a face full of unwillingness.

"Squeak."

The crisp sound of the door opening attracted the attention of the fat neighbor not far away.

When he saw Chen Yu, who was led out of the house by two policemen, a man and a woman, who was still in handcuffs, his spirit froze immediately, and he was pleasantly surprised: "It really is a criminal!"

His first step in becoming a bad guy was a success!
When I opened the door, a colleague walked in...

Zhen Chen Yu snarled: "As expected, you are the one who reported it!"

"Yes." Complacent, the fat neighbor took two steps forward and checked Chen Yu's handcuffs: "Is there a problem? Are you angry? Fighting crime is the duty of every citizen."

"Cough." The male police officer coughed lightly, reminding: "You should hide your identity as the whistleblower."

"It's okay." The fat neighbor waved his hand carelessly: "After the sentence, how can he come out?"

Chen Yu: "...you wait for me."

"He threatened me!" The fat neighbor said seriously, "The police officer threatened me, and punished for several crimes."

"Shut up." The male policeman glared at Chen Yu and dragged him to continue walking.

"Oh, by the way, comrade policeman, what crime did he commit?" the fat neighbor asked curiously after chasing after him.

"He didn't commit a crime." The male policeman turned his head and said, "I just have something, I want to take him back to the police station for consultation."

Xu Chen Yu could see that the smile on the fat neighbor's face was slowly shrinking.

As for Zhen Chen Yu's expression, he couldn't see it at all.

But according to his memory, he should be laughing at that time...

With a transparent body floating, Xu Chen Yu followed the police car and went to the branch together.

The male policeman found an interrogation room for Chen Yu and left.

After a while, the iron door opened.

A middle-aged police officer with the title of "Deputy Director" on his head walked in, and a middle-aged woman with "Assistant Director" on his head.

Behind them were two young police officers, a man and a woman.

Seeing this middle-aged police officer, Chen Yu, who was floating in the corner, seemed like a lifetime away.

If you count carefully, he and this old acquaintance have not seen each other for hundreds of years...

"The young man is quite self-conscious."

Under the leadership of the middle-aged police officer, the inquiry began.

"Chen Yu, take off your hat. Let us have a look."

"it is good."

Zhen Chen Yu sighed, and obediently took off his hat, revealing the dazzling word [dead body].

"Good guy." The middle-aged policeman was taken aback, stepped forward quickly, circled around Chen Yu a few times, and said in amazement: "It's an eye-opener, it's really an eye-opener, my boy."

"Master Deputy Director, then your turtle has opened its eyes, can you let me go back?"

Middle-aged police officer: "...you can call me Director."

The male police officer behind him tentatively asked, "Director, do you understand?"

"Hmm." The middle-aged policeman nodded, took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit one, and said while smoking, "A typical 'advance appellation'."

"What is a pre-existing appellation?" Zhen Chen Yu and the male policeman spoke in unison.

Hush Chen Yumo recites lines: (As the name suggests, it is a title that has been changed in advance.)
"As the name suggests, it is a title that changes in advance." The middle-aged policeman explained slowly: "Doesn't the words above our heads change with changes in identity, occupation, and age? Predetermined titles are changed a period of time in advance. gone."

"For example, I have the title [police officer] before I graduate from the police academy?" The male police officer was surprised.

"Correct."

The middle-aged police officer nodded: "There are very, very few such people. No matter what job or social status, the title on the head will change in advance. There was a research team that did research on it before, but there was no result. I can only guess that this person The objective time of the 'title' on the body has accelerated."

"So that's how it is." The male police officer squinted his eyes and scratched his chin: "The pre-existing title... There are such strange things."

"Director, you know a lot!" The female police officer admired her eyes: "You are so knowledgeable."

"The world is so big, there are no surprises. The more you watch and listen, the more you will understand." The middle-aged policeman breathed out a puff of smoke and quietly looked at the words "dead body" above Chen Yu's head.

Chen Yu also quietly watched the other party pretending to be aggressive.

"So, he..." On the side, the assistant director realized something, and suddenly panicked.

"Yes." The middle-aged policeman stubbed out his cigarette butt, with a serious expression: "He is going to die."

Chen Yu: "..."

……

the following days.

The bored Xu Chen Yu, like a shadow, has been following around Zhen Chen Yu.

Witness Zhen Chen Yu's revenge after returning to Qingcheng.

Witness the acquaintance with the fat neighbor.

Observe the abilities of the two awakening in turn...

And, personally, the fat man punched the director flying...

As if watching a movie, I discovered many details that I hadn't noticed before.

It's amazing.

"today."

"It is with great sadness that we sent away an outstanding cadre leader."

"Sprinkle the towel in the rain, and wear a side hat in the wind. The flowers are burning in the mountains, and the willows are lying in the water."

"Our emotions at this time are like the strong winds in the Gobi and the smog in Kyoto. They last for a long time, and they don't stop for a long time. We can never send our sorrow with our own hands."

this day.

In the rainy square, a pastor in a white robe held a cross in his hand and shouted out in pain: "Alas! Alas! Alas! Alas! Lonely."

"He used to be like the sun guiding us!"

"It is also destined to fall with time."

"I believe that in heaven, there will be angels singing for him."

"Singing about his hard-working, hard-working, happy and great life!"

From time to time, there were bursts of sobbing and crying among the crowd in the square.

Zhen Chen Yu and the fat neighbor were all dressed in black, with mournful faces, standing in a corner of Yuluo, watching all this silently.

The floating Xu·Chen Yu silently watched the two of them.

"what--"

The pastor waved the cross in his hand and cried out in tears: "Let us turn grief into strength! Turn grief into persistence! Inherit the legacy, follow the path left by him, and move on!"

"Comfort his spirit in heaven!"

There was an instant burst of crying at the scene.

Chen Yu and the fat neighbor looked at each other and hugged sadly.

"at last……"

The pastor took a deep breath, clasped his hands together, and saluted: "Let us send the old man one of the top ten tragedies—a big funeral."

"May the old man have a good journey on the road to the west, and a safe journey, so that he can reach the heaven as soon as possible, and become a Buddha and an immortal."

"Amen."

"when!"

When the bell rang, everyone present cried into a ball.

Chen Yu also shed tears silently, sighing: "Why. He is obviously very healthy."

Fat neighbor: "...I called."

"Let's go." Reaching out and patting the neighbor's shoulder, Chen Yu smiled: "The dead will leave forever. But the living should continue to live."

"...Brother Yu." After a long silence, the fat neighbor raised his head and looked seriously into Chen Yu's eyes: "Actually, you already knew that I have supernatural powers in my body. Those tortures were just to find a way to awaken me."

Hearing this, Chen Yu was taken aback for a moment, and nodded immediately: "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

Xu Chen Yu: (Ah yes yes yes yes.)
"Before you didn't understand your painstaking efforts." The fat neighbor took half a step back and bowed deeply to Chen Yu: "Now I understand. Brother Yu, thank you."

"Thank you." Chen Yu smiled: "Aren't we friends?"

"Yes. It's a friend." Straightening up, the neighbor nodded solemnly: "You will always be my friend."

In the distance, suona's sad song sounded.

Chen Yu and the fat neighbor turned their heads together, took one last look at the director's coffin on the high platform, turned and left.

At this time, Xu Chen Yu, who was planning to leave with the two as usual, suddenly noticed from the corner of his eye that the director's coffin was emitting a black light that was difficult to detect with the naked eye.

"what?"

Raising his eyebrows, Xu Chen Yu approached curiously.

……

(ps: This chapter is free because it borrows a lot from previous articles.)
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