My identity is getting more and more perverted

Chapter 29 Evil has evil retribution

Standing at the same place, hanging his right hand in plaster, Chen Yu looked at the fat neighbor with a runny nose and tears, and a heart of love and compassion arose: "Aiqing, please get up."

"Brother Yu, I really beg you." The neighbor hugged Chen Yu's leg: "Don't torment me, okay? I was wrong when I reported you, why don't you sell me a kidney? Let it go Me. Okay?"

"Silly boy." Chen Yu stroked the neighbor's head with his healthy left hand: "I let you go, so who will let you go?"

"……what?"

"Heaven has given great responsibility to the people, and they must first suffer their minds, exhaust their bodies, hurt their money, and ruin their lives. I am all for your own good."

After finishing speaking, Chen Yu paused for half a second, and added: "I just memorized it these two days."

"You recited... right?"

"Isn't it right?" Chen Yu was taken aback: "What was it like?"

The fat neighbor sat on his knees, snapped his fingers, and recalled: "The original text should be that the heavens have sent a great mission to the people, and they will definitely work hard... No, this is not what we are discussing now! Can you, old man? Stop pestering me?"

"No." Chen Yu shook his head, with a firm attitude: "You are the hope of our mankind, I can't just watch you continue to fall..."

Before Chen Yu could finish his sentence, the fat neighbor suddenly got up, like crazy, a pig rushed into the kitchen, after some hysterical rummaging, he picked up a kitchen knife, ran back and stuffed it into Chen Yu's hands, excitedly Trembling all over: "Come on! Big brother, you kill me! Can you just kill me? Cut towards you! Yes! Go down with a knife! You have revenge, and I am free. The whole world is free! All are free!" ah!"

Taking the kitchen knife, Chen Yu took a closer look, sniffed it on the tip of his nose, and frowned: "You chopped green onions with it before? Why didn't you wash it? It smells like this."

Fat neighbor: "..."

"Bangdang."

Throwing the kitchen knife casually, Chen Yu patted the neighbor's shoulder lightly: "Silly boy, how could I be willing to kill you. You are my happiness...you are the source of my future beautiful life."

"Chen Yu!"

Staring at the eyes as big as human eyes, the fat neighbor's nostrils gradually panted heavily, and the veins in his neck burst out: "I tell you, don't bully me too much! You are fucking playing with me! Don't think I don't know! "

"Hmm. You're right." Chen Yu nodded and asked, "Then what do you think of the latest artificial intelligence GTP?"

"Did you fucking listen to me!" the neighbor yelled.

"Hush!" Chen Yu suddenly lowered his voice, looked around cautiously, and said seriously: "Our boys' high-pitched range, when it reaches the height of A4, we should switch to the mixed voice in advance. Otherwise, it will be very harmful to the throat. And this kind of high-pitched voice The quality is not high either.”

Fat neighbor: "..."

Chen Yu: "Have you learned it yet?"

The bursting anger gradually distorted and dissipated. The fat neighbor stood there in silence for a long time, rubbed his face vigorously, turned around, and walked to his computer desk silently: "Chen Yu, don't you like to play? Okay. From now on, I won't Because of you, even a little bit of mood swings. Let's see how long you can play."

As he spoke, he sat in front of the computer desk and turned on the host with a blank expression.

But as soon as he turned it on, he yelled again: "Fuck! Why is my mouse broken?"

"...The computer desk is also cracked?"

"Damn! And my wall! Why is my wall skin gone!"

Chen Yu spread his hands blankly: "I don't know."

"Get out!!" The fat neighbor shouted hoarsely: "Get out of my house!"

"Calm down." Chen Yu pressed his left hand slightly: "Your crotch zipper is open."

Fat neighbor: "..."

Lips trembling slightly.The fat neighbor couldn't help but his eyes turned red again.Without even looking at Chen Yu, he took out a new mouse from under the bed and connected it to the computer, and opened the game silently.

While crying, while playing.

Really.

He is very regretful now.

Incomparably incomparably incomparably extremely regretful.

At the beginning, why did he make such a call to report?
In exchange for such painful torture now.

During the three days at the police station, he carefully sorted out his life during this time.It's like the dead star came to the door.

A good day was completely ruined by this damn Chen Yu.

Fortunately, the female coach was not alive, and her physique was not bad, but she fainted for a while.

Otherwise, he would have to spend the rest of his life in prison!

But what if it continues?
He believed that sooner or later, he would be played to death by this Chen Yu.

"call--"

Sighing deeply, the fat neighbor adjusted his mood and turned his attention to the computer screen.After deciding to completely ignore Chen Yu.

For a clown, without an "audience", there is no point in continuing to "play"...

However, perhaps the mentality has not been fully adjusted.

In this round of ranking, the fat neighbor played quite well.

The record is 0-27-0.

Not only the teammates in the game were full of anger, they cursed one after another.

Even Chen Yu, who was standing behind him watching the battle, was so angry that he kicked the computer and the computer desk to pieces!
"Whoa-"

Scattered all over the place.

Electricity splashes everywhere.

"At this level, you still play a few fucking games!" Chen Yu was so angry that the power of the beast burst out, he picked up the stunned fat man of two hundred catties with one hand, and shook it hard!
Throw it on the bed four meters away.

"boom!"

Raise dust and sawdust all over the sky...

Wait until the smoke and dust fall.

The fat neighbor was completely dumbfounded, and looked at Chen Yu in disbelief: "You... you... are you... a human or a ghost?"

"Damn it, if the game development company knows that their game can make you play so well, they will have to delete the code overnight."

Kicking the rest of the computer components that were still intact, Chen Yu stepped forward fiercely, and grabbed the neighbor's collar again: "You are a pure iron waste! Don't f*ck pollute the game circle in the future, and read to me!"

As he said that, Chen Yu took out a large stack of "Three-Year College Entrance Examination, Five-Year Simulation" exercise book like a juggler, and slammed it on the other party: "Learn! Learn it hard for me! Put that piece of paper on your head Let me take away the ugly title of [Trash House]!"

Being caught in mid-air, the fat neighbor seemed to have forgotten that he was going to be angry. He quickly took the stack of test papers and asked in a dazed, low voice, and cautiously, "No...don't you want to exercise..."

"I've changed my mind! You fucking need to fix your brain first!"

The anger gradually dissipated.Chen Yu only felt that the "fat man" in his hand was getting heavier and heavier, and immediately put him down: "I am a white-eyed wolf. I have worked so hard to make you grow, and you have lost your temper. From now on, what do I say! What do you listen to!" Otherwise, I will immediately stuff you into the septic tank downstairs and let you wash your mind! Do you hear me!"

"Ah... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" The frightened fat neighbor chick nodded like pecking at rice.

"Go away! All must be done today!"

"Okay, okay." The fat neighbor quickly hugged a large stack of test papers in his arms, and ran out of the house with his waist bowed and head lowered in fright, and fled into Chen Yu's rental house.

"..."

"..."

Standing in the door frame of Chen Yu's house, he was dazed for about 2 minutes. The fat neighbor suddenly blinked and looked up at the ceiling: "..."

"There seems to be something wrong..."

……

(End of this chapter)