My identity is getting more and more perverted
Chapter 3 Treat me like a fart!
Chapter 3 Treat me like a fart!
"It's called Chen Yu, young man."
In the interrogation room of the police station, the middle-aged policeman took the documents in the hands of the young male policeman, briefly looked through them, and asked: "Since it is confirmed that you have a 'predetermined appellation', the next step is to study how you dead."
Chen Yu: "...I don't think I can die. I know my own situation, it's not predictable at all..."
"If you rule out the possibility of 'advance title', then you can suspect that you are an 'evil thing'." The middle-aged policeman closed the file, his eyes narrowed slightly: "'Title' does not match the real identity, only evil things can do it." Arrived. It needs to be sent to the Bureau of Human Security for investigation.”
"If that's the case, I think your analysis, sir, is quite reasonable." Chen Yu changed his words instantly.
"Sister Wang, contact him with an authoritative general hospital, and do a full set of physical examination and psychological diagnosis." The middle-aged policeman handed the document to the assistant director: "The cost will be paid by the office."
"Okay." The middle-aged woman took the document, nodded and left.
The male policeman on the side asked: "Director, do you think he died because of illness or suicide?"
"I don't think so, he looks quite healthy." The middle-aged policeman shook his head: "If he committed suicide because of mental illness, he would have died at home for so long. I suspect that he may have died because of murder. But be more rigorous, it should be Do a physical examination in advance. Rule out all possibilities."
Chen Yu couldn't help complaining: "In your eyes, I'm already a dead person now, right?"
"Also." The middle-aged policeman ordered: "Check the social relationship of the deceased before his death."
Chen Yu: "Good guy."
"He has a very close relationship with the delivery guy." The male policeman looked at Chen Yu and asked, "Who did you have conflicts with before you were alive?"
Chen Yu: "It's mainly you two."
"Okay, that's it. One of you two will take Chen Yu to the hospital, and the other will check the takeaway staff." The middle-aged policeman ordered: "I'll go and inform the higher-ups. 'Preliminary appellation' is really rare, and this It is also a major case involving human life.”
"Yes." Two young policemen, a man and a woman, stood at attention.
"What else do you want to say?" The middle-aged policeman said to Chen Yu.
"Are you referring to the last words?" Chen Yu asked.
"Anything is fine." The middle-aged policeman waved his hand: "Give him a pen and paper."
……
"Have you heard a word? Sister?"
"It's life and death, wealth and honor are in the sky."
"Respect the fate of others and give up the complex of helping others."
"It's good to have a [dead body] on my head, but at least I'm still alive right now?"
"So no matter what happens to me later, at least for now, let me go back quickly."
"Detention!"
"You are illegally detained!"
"Don't touch me! Ugh—"
In the Second People's Hospital of Qingcheng City, Chen Yu was sitting on a chair, and the doctor inserted a tube into his throat.deep into the stomach.
"It's a gastroscope, how come there are so many words." The female policeman stood aside and rolled her eyes.
"--vomit……"
After a while, the doctor pulled out the gastric tube, and Chen Yu bent over in pain and retched: "Dog...a few dogs...cough cough..."
"Doctor, is there a problem?" The policewoman turned to ask the doctor.
"Except for the mild Helicobacter pylori infection detected during the insufflation, everything else is fine." The doctor took off the medical gloves: "The film will come out in the afternoon."
"Okay, thank you." The female policeman nodded, opened the folder to take a look, and pulled Chen Yu up: "The next project is colonoscopy. Let's go."
"You step on the horse and kill me." Chen Yu straightened up, swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva forcefully, and said weakly, "Your police station organized a group to kill me."
"We are also doing it for your own good. Why are you like this?" The policewoman frowned, dissatisfied: "I don't know if I'm going to die."
"What the hell... I can see that the cause of my death afterward should be tormented by you." Chen Yu couldn't tell, he was very uncomfortable.
"Don't talk nonsense, let's go quickly." Pulling Chen Yu, the two pushed the door open and walked to the anorectal department on the fourth floor.
"Grandma, it's been a day. I've done more than a dozen tests. Can you let me rest for a while?"
"No." The policewoman refused.
"Believe it or not, I committed suicide!" Chen Yu gritted his teeth.
The policewoman smiled: "Then we can close the case."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Where is it? Where is the patient?"
"Above! I saw the dean, over there!"
At this time, there was a shout behind the two of them.As soon as Chen Yu turned his head, he found a middle-aged doctor in a white coat and a group of white coats running towards him in a hurry.
Looking at the other person's running legs and excited expression, if he was wearing slippers, he would have thrown them away long ago.
"Chen Yu? Hello Chen Yu!" The middle-aged doctor first glanced at the word "dead body" above Chen Yu's head, and immediately became more excited. He quickly covered Chen Yu's hands and shook vigorously: "Welcome to the Second Hospital. "
Chen Yu looked up.
The middle-aged doctor had dozens of big characters on top of his head: "Medical University Doctoral Supervisor; Authoritative Expert; National Academician; Vice President of Qingcheng Second People's Hospital".The title "long" almost covered the heads of the two assistants on the left and right.
"Are you stacking BUFF?" Chen Yu couldn't help but ask.
"Ah? What?" The middle-aged doctor was at a loss for a moment, then he reacted and put his arms around Chen Yu's shoulders enthusiastically: "Comrade Chen Yu, hello, I am the dean of the Second Hospital. I..."
"You want to use me as an experiment?" Chen Yu spoke directly and interrupted him.
"Ah I……"
"Slicing, dissecting, researching? Damn!" Chen Yu turned to look at the policewoman, shocked: "I finally know how I died!"
"Wait...no...it's not that serious." After being punctured, the middle-aged doctor quickly explained: "It's just that the 'prognostic appellation' is too rare and has great scientific research value!"
"Look! I just want to dissect me!" Chen Yu grabbed the policewoman's arm and shouted, "Take me away! He is the murderer!"
Chen Yu knew that his situation was not a so-called "advance appellation" at all.
The "title" above his head is completely fake, and it changes every month, so it is useless.
If the other party, the "doctoral supervisor of a medical university, an authoritative expert, and a national academician" really finds out that he is not a "predetermined title", then for the benefit of his own research, he will directly label him a "villain". Treat it as a laboratory mouse and dissect it, and it's over...
"Mr. Dean, Chen Yu is now on our public security protection list, and you cannot contact him." The female policeman was very responsible and immediately blocked Chen Yu.
"I'm not malicious!" The middle-aged doctor waved his hands again and again: "I just hope that Chen Yu can cooperate in his spare time..."
"Can I interrupt?" Chen Yu asked the policewoman.
Policewoman: "Didn't you plug it in already?"
"Okay, then I won't cooperate." Chen Yu replied.
"Student Chen Yu, don't do this. This is my business card." The middle-aged doctor took a step forward, took out his business card, bypassed the policewoman and handed it to Chen Yu: "Of course I won't let you help for nothing. There is a reward."
Upon hearing this, Chen Yu, who was just about to refuse firmly, subconsciously took the business card.
Policewoman: "..."
Chen Yu: "...I just want to see."
Rolling her eyes again, the female police officer nodded to the dean: "There is nothing else, I will do other checks with the protector first."
"Ah... yes." After the two policewomen left, the middle-aged doctor came to his senses, and after a perfunctory reply, he looked at Chen Yu's back in a daze.
Like watching his long lost lover...
……
(End of this chapter)
"It's called Chen Yu, young man."
In the interrogation room of the police station, the middle-aged policeman took the documents in the hands of the young male policeman, briefly looked through them, and asked: "Since it is confirmed that you have a 'predetermined appellation', the next step is to study how you dead."
Chen Yu: "...I don't think I can die. I know my own situation, it's not predictable at all..."
"If you rule out the possibility of 'advance title', then you can suspect that you are an 'evil thing'." The middle-aged policeman closed the file, his eyes narrowed slightly: "'Title' does not match the real identity, only evil things can do it." Arrived. It needs to be sent to the Bureau of Human Security for investigation.”
"If that's the case, I think your analysis, sir, is quite reasonable." Chen Yu changed his words instantly.
"Sister Wang, contact him with an authoritative general hospital, and do a full set of physical examination and psychological diagnosis." The middle-aged policeman handed the document to the assistant director: "The cost will be paid by the office."
"Okay." The middle-aged woman took the document, nodded and left.
The male policeman on the side asked: "Director, do you think he died because of illness or suicide?"
"I don't think so, he looks quite healthy." The middle-aged policeman shook his head: "If he committed suicide because of mental illness, he would have died at home for so long. I suspect that he may have died because of murder. But be more rigorous, it should be Do a physical examination in advance. Rule out all possibilities."
Chen Yu couldn't help complaining: "In your eyes, I'm already a dead person now, right?"
"Also." The middle-aged policeman ordered: "Check the social relationship of the deceased before his death."
Chen Yu: "Good guy."
"He has a very close relationship with the delivery guy." The male policeman looked at Chen Yu and asked, "Who did you have conflicts with before you were alive?"
Chen Yu: "It's mainly you two."
"Okay, that's it. One of you two will take Chen Yu to the hospital, and the other will check the takeaway staff." The middle-aged policeman ordered: "I'll go and inform the higher-ups. 'Preliminary appellation' is really rare, and this It is also a major case involving human life.”
"Yes." Two young policemen, a man and a woman, stood at attention.
"What else do you want to say?" The middle-aged policeman said to Chen Yu.
"Are you referring to the last words?" Chen Yu asked.
"Anything is fine." The middle-aged policeman waved his hand: "Give him a pen and paper."
……
"Have you heard a word? Sister?"
"It's life and death, wealth and honor are in the sky."
"Respect the fate of others and give up the complex of helping others."
"It's good to have a [dead body] on my head, but at least I'm still alive right now?"
"So no matter what happens to me later, at least for now, let me go back quickly."
"Detention!"
"You are illegally detained!"
"Don't touch me! Ugh—"
In the Second People's Hospital of Qingcheng City, Chen Yu was sitting on a chair, and the doctor inserted a tube into his throat.deep into the stomach.
"It's a gastroscope, how come there are so many words." The female policeman stood aside and rolled her eyes.
"--vomit……"
After a while, the doctor pulled out the gastric tube, and Chen Yu bent over in pain and retched: "Dog...a few dogs...cough cough..."
"Doctor, is there a problem?" The policewoman turned to ask the doctor.
"Except for the mild Helicobacter pylori infection detected during the insufflation, everything else is fine." The doctor took off the medical gloves: "The film will come out in the afternoon."
"Okay, thank you." The female policeman nodded, opened the folder to take a look, and pulled Chen Yu up: "The next project is colonoscopy. Let's go."
"You step on the horse and kill me." Chen Yu straightened up, swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva forcefully, and said weakly, "Your police station organized a group to kill me."
"We are also doing it for your own good. Why are you like this?" The policewoman frowned, dissatisfied: "I don't know if I'm going to die."
"What the hell... I can see that the cause of my death afterward should be tormented by you." Chen Yu couldn't tell, he was very uncomfortable.
"Don't talk nonsense, let's go quickly." Pulling Chen Yu, the two pushed the door open and walked to the anorectal department on the fourth floor.
"Grandma, it's been a day. I've done more than a dozen tests. Can you let me rest for a while?"
"No." The policewoman refused.
"Believe it or not, I committed suicide!" Chen Yu gritted his teeth.
The policewoman smiled: "Then we can close the case."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Where is it? Where is the patient?"
"Above! I saw the dean, over there!"
At this time, there was a shout behind the two of them.As soon as Chen Yu turned his head, he found a middle-aged doctor in a white coat and a group of white coats running towards him in a hurry.
Looking at the other person's running legs and excited expression, if he was wearing slippers, he would have thrown them away long ago.
"Chen Yu? Hello Chen Yu!" The middle-aged doctor first glanced at the word "dead body" above Chen Yu's head, and immediately became more excited. He quickly covered Chen Yu's hands and shook vigorously: "Welcome to the Second Hospital. "
Chen Yu looked up.
The middle-aged doctor had dozens of big characters on top of his head: "Medical University Doctoral Supervisor; Authoritative Expert; National Academician; Vice President of Qingcheng Second People's Hospital".The title "long" almost covered the heads of the two assistants on the left and right.
"Are you stacking BUFF?" Chen Yu couldn't help but ask.
"Ah? What?" The middle-aged doctor was at a loss for a moment, then he reacted and put his arms around Chen Yu's shoulders enthusiastically: "Comrade Chen Yu, hello, I am the dean of the Second Hospital. I..."
"You want to use me as an experiment?" Chen Yu spoke directly and interrupted him.
"Ah I……"
"Slicing, dissecting, researching? Damn!" Chen Yu turned to look at the policewoman, shocked: "I finally know how I died!"
"Wait...no...it's not that serious." After being punctured, the middle-aged doctor quickly explained: "It's just that the 'prognostic appellation' is too rare and has great scientific research value!"
"Look! I just want to dissect me!" Chen Yu grabbed the policewoman's arm and shouted, "Take me away! He is the murderer!"
Chen Yu knew that his situation was not a so-called "advance appellation" at all.
The "title" above his head is completely fake, and it changes every month, so it is useless.
If the other party, the "doctoral supervisor of a medical university, an authoritative expert, and a national academician" really finds out that he is not a "predetermined title", then for the benefit of his own research, he will directly label him a "villain". Treat it as a laboratory mouse and dissect it, and it's over...
"Mr. Dean, Chen Yu is now on our public security protection list, and you cannot contact him." The female policeman was very responsible and immediately blocked Chen Yu.
"I'm not malicious!" The middle-aged doctor waved his hands again and again: "I just hope that Chen Yu can cooperate in his spare time..."
"Can I interrupt?" Chen Yu asked the policewoman.
Policewoman: "Didn't you plug it in already?"
"Okay, then I won't cooperate." Chen Yu replied.
"Student Chen Yu, don't do this. This is my business card." The middle-aged doctor took a step forward, took out his business card, bypassed the policewoman and handed it to Chen Yu: "Of course I won't let you help for nothing. There is a reward."
Upon hearing this, Chen Yu, who was just about to refuse firmly, subconsciously took the business card.
Policewoman: "..."
Chen Yu: "...I just want to see."
Rolling her eyes again, the female police officer nodded to the dean: "There is nothing else, I will do other checks with the protector first."
"Ah... yes." After the two policewomen left, the middle-aged doctor came to his senses, and after a perfunctory reply, he looked at Chen Yu's back in a daze.
Like watching his long lost lover...
……
(End of this chapter)
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