My identity is getting more and more perverted

Chapter 34
It's a weird picture.

In the huge factory, hundreds of people all bowed in unison, facing Chen Yu on the stage.

On the other hand, Chen Yu on the stage was carefully prying open the window of the factory behind him while speaking carelessly.

"The story must start from the creation of Pangu."

"In the past, the world was in chaos. There was no sky above, and no earth below. Note that the chaos I am talking about here is not the kind of food."

"And then in this chaos..."

The bald man couldn't stand listening anymore, and wanted to straighten up: "Master, you..."

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu had quick hands and quick eyes, and immediately stepped forward and pushed the bald man down: "Did you interrupt? Listen to me."

"...Okay." The bald man clenched his teeth and bent down again.

"Well, where did I say that?"

"The world is in chaos." The captain lowered his head, his face turned bitter, and he felt his waist hurt more and more.

"Oh yes, it's chaos. Speaking of chaos, the most authentic way is to add white pepper." Chen Yu backed away slowly, and began to pry up the window again: "Because food like chaos is different from dumplings. One is dipping sauce and the other is non-dipping sauce. So one has a salty taste and the other has no salty taste. But in order to maintain the original taste of the meat filling, you can't put too much salt in the meat stuffing. Big grain salt, rock salt Hey, pink rock salt, you can't put it. So, what seasoning should you use? Oh, yes. Just use pepper..."

"Crack." A corner of the glass was pried open.

"What's that sound?" The bald man stood up in doubt.

"Snapped!"

soon!
Chen Yu pressed down again with a palm: "Did you get up?"

"Help...Master, there seems to be some voice."

"I've struggled all my life, and I finally became the gang leader. Can't I fart in public?"

"Ah... fart sound. That... that's okay." The bald man's body began to tremble: "But Master, I... I have a herniated disc, so I can't last long..."

"Can't bear this pain?" Chen Yu's voice suddenly became severe: "Do you think I made you bend over all the time because I was pretending? To embarrass you? Fart! No! I just fucked me for you first lesson!"

"endurance!"

"Be patient with your current position."

"Be patient with what you are going through now."

"Be patient with your temporary humility."

"Endure your own unbearable torture!"

"In this world, no one can succeed casually! Perseverance and perseverance are always our most rare qualities."

"Now you can't stand the pain of bending over for a while. Then how can you bear the pain of throwing your head and spilling blood? How can you survive?!"

The words were like thunder.

The bald man's expression froze, and he immediately bent his waist lower: "Master! You are teaching me a lesson!"

"Do you still remember our slogan?" Chen Yu raised his left hand high, and quickly pried open the window with his right hand: "Eliminate human tyranny, the world belongs to the three bodies!"

Hundreds of gang members were encouraged and shouted hoarsely, "Eliminate human tyranny! The world belongs to the three bodies!"

"This great cause is not easy. So, what are we going to do?"

"Patience!" the crowd yelled.

"Okay! You guys can all be taught!" Chen Yu's voice revealed relief: "There is nothing in this world that can be obtained easily. So, now, I will bend down with you too! Let you feel the responsibility and patience of being a gang leader! Don't look up, it's a puppy."

"Also, where did I just talk about? Forget it, let's start from the beginning. The story should start from the time when Pangu created the world."

"Once upon a time, there was a man named Pan Minggu who liked playing basketball very much. One day, his father asked him..."

"Snapped--"

With an undetectable crisp sound, the dilapidated window of the factory was finally pried off by Chen Yu with his fingers.

Blood rushed to the brain!
Chen Yu suppressed the "violent" excitement in his head, carefully lowered the glass window, and continued with a trembling voice: "So... so, playing basketball does not conflict with eating chaos at all."

"Why can Pangu eat Chaos without dipping it in soy sauce?"

"Just because pepper on a basketball is the most delicious condiment..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

The voice stopped.

The factory fell into silence again.

The bald man still maintained his bowing posture, his ears moved: "..."

The captain's legs trembled, and he tried hard to endure the severe pain from his waist: "..."

The helpers in the audience began to look at each other with their heads down, but no one dared to lift them up.

As for the leader of the Jagged Gang, the female cousin, she seemed to be bent over and fell asleep.The whole person is staggering, but still maintains a strange balance.

She is quite used to this posture.

"..."

"..."

"Hey, take a look at the new gang leader." After a long minute, the bald man whispered to the captain.

"Look." The captain insisted.

"...Cousin, take a look. The boss doesn't know the same as women." The bald man looked at the cousin next to him again.

Cousin: "...zzZ"

"Clan leader?" After hesitating for a while, the bald man decided to come by himself.First I called a few times tentatively, but got no response, then slowly, softly, calmly, and quietly raised my head.

"..."

A gust of cold wind passed through the window frame and "sprinkled" on his scalp coolly.

The blow made him feel cold all over, and he suffered a stroke in the brain.

Gradually, the wind dissipated.

Cloud, faded.

The bald man standing alone, his blurred vision finally became clear again.I can see that there is no one in front of me...

After a brief silence, he gradually understood everything.

"..."

"Chen Yu!!"

"I* your mother!!!"

……

"Your mother..."

"mom……"

"..."

The echoes in the distance, like echoes, kept echoing behind Chen Yu's ears.

Chen Yu's spirit froze, he hurriedly accelerated his running speed, and gradually reached the same running speed as his usual running speed.

"Oh shit."

"What kind of factory is this?"

"It was built on a mountain! You deserve to go bankrupt!"

The scenery on both sides of the body quickly retreated, and Chen Yu was about to use all his breastfeeding energy.

At this moment, he really wanted to become a ball.

Just rolling down like that, rolling all the way to the bottom of the mountain.

"Wait..."

Slowly feeling his exhaustion, Chen Yu began to analyze calmly.

"I ran for 3 minutes first, which means they have to chase for 3 minutes. In addition, they must have a bad waist now and can't run fast. If there are too many people running, it will be crowded."

"There is at least a 5 minute gap between us!"

"So, I'm going to keep my fitness. There's no need to rush."

Thinking, he slowed down.The speed returned to the speed at which he had slowed down.

"Should I say it or not?"

Chen Yu took a breath, put his hands in his pockets, looked around for a while, took out his mobile phone and took a selfie: "The environment in this mountain is really good."

"Ring Ling—"

"Ring-ring--"

But in the next second, there was a noisy copper bell.

I saw hundreds of fierce, shirtless men rushing down from the factory on the top of the mountain!

Everyone has a bicycle with a [-]-bar bar, and they are riding straight to sparks...

Chen Yu: "..."

……

(End of this chapter)