My identity is getting more and more perverted

Chapter 36 What can I do?Live every day.

"No."

"This 'power' is so useless."

"Anger is such a thing, how can it be said that there is..."

Squatting in the corner of the dilapidated warehouse, Chen Yu drew circles with his fingers on the ground with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Outside.

The bald man looked cold.

Especially after seeing the "title" on Chen Yu's head, he became even colder.

"damn it."

"He did it on purpose!"

"His title is a 'predetermined appellation', what does he want to become, isn't he just thinking about it?"

"He's provoking!"

"He doesn't like my Jagged Gang at all!"

Clenching his fists, the bald man burst into anger: "What's more annoying, he even called the police! He even called the police while he was shitting! If I hadn't run so fast, my Sangvis gang would have been wiped out today! Shit! "

"How dare he?!"

"...Clan Master." On the side, the captain with his head down sighed deeply: "What should we do now?"

"What do you think?" The bald man narrowed his eyes: "Why don't you just do him?"

"Ah? Leader! Calm down!" the captain was shocked: "As the saying goes, a prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach, and those who achieve great things are not afraid of the lady. If we kill him, isn't it for nothing?"

"Then what should we do?" The bald man said violently, "Look at his damn title, can he be the gang leader?"

"I think we need to take a long-term view on this matter." The leader tried to calm the bald man's emotions: "Think about it, he called the police and caused our Iron Blood Gang to lose so many people. But we still treat him as usual, this is What? This is revenge with kindness!"

"..." The bald man was silent.

"What is our ultimate goal? To grow the gang! Even for the money from the sponsor, Chen Yu is an indispensable member! Yes, yes, he looks down on us now, after all, our gang is small. So You intentionally changed your title like that to ridicule us. But Zhuge Liang asked Kong Ming to visit the hut again. As long as you are sincere enough, the iron rod will be ground into a needle!"

"..." The bald man continued to remain silent.

"Master, you know who I am." Seeing that the bald man seemed to be a little moved, the captain immediately took advantage of the victory and pursued him: "I have no other advantages, but reliability! Before I joined our Jagged Gang, I was a gangster. MLM. You can rest assured of my oral sex and brainwashing skills."

"So, what do you want to say?"

"Just leave Chen Yu to me!" The captain patted his chest: "One week at most! I'll let him understand our painstaking efforts and the potential of our Jagged Gang! It will also make him rekindle his nature of 'doing evil' ! I like crime! Change back to [World's Number One Murderer] and lead us to take off!"

"A week?" The bald man raised his eyebrows.

"That's right! A week at most."

"...Okay." The bald man nodded, turned and left: "Just a week. If his title doesn't change back to [Murderer], then just be him."

"Don't worry."

Watching the bald man go away, the captain straightened up, straightened his clothes, and walked into the warehouse confidently: "Boss, I'm coming in..."

……

A week later.

"Guangzhu, you know me well. In terms of reliability, no one is more reliable than me! But Chen Yu has been brainwashed by the government, so it's not easy to deal with."

"But don't worry, I have broken through the hardest shell of him!"

"Give me another week, eh! Just the last week!"

"I promise to make him correct!"

……

Another week later.

"Guangzhu, don't worry. It's almost successful! It's only one last shudder away from success!"

"That's right." Chen Yu nodded in agreement: "I have fully realized my mistake. A man should conquer the world! If he can't be famous forever, he will be infamous forever!"

"Chen Yu said that his title will be changed soon, right?" the captain was anxious.

"Yes." Chen Yu raised his middle finger: "I swear, it will change soon! At that time, I will regain control of the Jagged Gang and lead everyone to liberate the world!"

"So, give us another week. Just the last week!"

……

After the third week.

"Will it change today?" Facing the bald man with a gun, the captain asked Chen Yu as if he didn't see it, "Or will it change tomorrow?"

"My title can be changed if I want to, but I'm superstitious. Feng Shui is not very good these two days." Chen Yu shook his head seriously: "I have to wait for an auspicious day. Eh? You are here, the boss? I think it over, the criminal Life is for me. I was born for darkness."

"It's just that he thinks it's unlucky to change his title these days." The captain added.

"That's right." Chen Yu nodded: "Guangzhu, you should prepare in the next few days. The priests will also do it. I'm about to change."

"Three days, up to three days!" The captain patted his chest jingling.

……

three days later.

"Master, you put down your gun first. This is what I think. The title is the most important business card of a person. And the first impression is the most important performance of a person! So, I discussed it with the captain. As a result, [World's Number One Murderer] remains the same. If you want to change, you have to change violently!"

"Yes!" the captain excitedly said, "My boss has decided to directly become [the godfather of the world's number one gangster]! Think about it, isn't this title worse than a murderer?"

"Yeah. Give us another three days. I will take full control of the Jagged Gang!"

……

Three days later.

Seeing the hysterical killing intent of the bald man, Chen Yu tightly gripped the opponent's muzzle, breathing rapidly: "One day! Just one day! I am obsessive-compulsive! The last time I changed my 'title', it will be exactly one month until tomorrow! How lucky! Just one day!"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" The captain shouted in fear: "Just one day! Give us one day this time! If he doesn't change, you'll kill me!"

……

after one day.

11 month 16 day.

Chen Yu's title finally changed.

Under the bald man's tears of joy, under the relieved head of the account, and under the full expectation of several gang leaders, he successfully became the "Number One Scholar in the College Entrance Examination".

"..."

"..."

In the empty warehouse, there was deathly silence.

The bald man just stood there dumbfounded and didn't recover for nearly 10 minutes.

The captain on the side was also dumbfounded, his whole body stiffened like a statue.

Even Chen Yu himself, who adhered to the idea of ​​"live every day counts", received a huge and unimaginable impact the moment he saw the title.

"Um……"

"that……"

"I thought so."

"Yes. As the saying goes, a strong youth makes the country strong."

"A gang can be full of gangsters. But a gang leader must have a degree."

"As we all know, the existence of a dog-headed military division cannot be trusted. So as a leader, you must have a strong culture and wisdom."

"So therefore, I've decided to..."

Chen Yu couldn't continue.

The bald man had already raised his pistol and put the barrel on his forehead.

"Snapped."

After opening the insurance, the bald man turned his head to look at the captain, and asked in particular confusion: "God, I asked you to teach him how to do evil. You teach physical chemistry?"

……

(End of this chapter)