I'm not illiterate

Chapter 1 Flow Sewers

Earth Star, Chang'an City.

Qiming Entertainment Artist Apartment, Room 502.

"Crash..."

Xu Mu splashed another handful of water on his face, then quickly raised his head and looked at the mirror in front of him.

The "self" in the mirror has a cropped cut, but still looks good.

The eyebrows are thick and straight, the bridge of the nose is straight, the facial contours are clear but not too sharp...

"Is the person in the mirror me?" Xu Mu looked puzzled.

Although as a senior reader of the starting point, Xu Mu knows that it is very reasonable and logical for him to have such a face.

Although this face is somewhat similar to his own appearance.

But at this moment, Xu Mu only had Zhang Mazi's words in his mind: "This is not me at all!"

"So what's going on?"

Xu Mu remembered that he was clearly defending his master's thesis, and when he read the thank you, his eyes went dark because of his emotions.

When I woke up again, I found myself in a strange house.

When I look in the mirror, my face changes.

"What love..."

Before Xu Mu could finish his words, a surge of memories flooded into his mind and flowed quickly.

"Earth Star, Huaguo..."

crossed? !

Xu Mu sat down on the toilet, his face was pale, and he almost didn't cry.

"Don't make trouble, I have passed the civil servant exam, and finally got through to the graduation defense, you tell me that I have crossed?!"

The current world is called Earth Star, which is roughly similar to the Earth, but the details are different.

very different.

For example, in this world, several dynasties in Huaguo lasted longer.

Although there was a period of decline in the late Ming Dynasty, the country of Hua quickly recovered, and it is still the most powerful country on the planet.

This kind of strength is reflected in various dimensions, economic, military... Even in terms of entertainment, Huaguo started to formulate a series of supporting policies five years ago, such as copyright protection.

For example, the undergraduate rate in this world Huaguo is 15%, and scholars are highly valued.

But the more so, the more desperate Xu Mu's expression became at the moment.

Because the body he passed through was "illiterate".

The recognized kind.

Judging from the memories received just now, the body that Xu Mu traveled through had the same name as him, and was 23 years old this year.

Identity is a fresh meat.

The status in the Jianghu can be summed up in one sentence: the sewer in the flow, the blue silver grass in the Wuhun.

Five years ago, the domestic entertainment industry began to receive some support.

Four years ago, Yuan Yuan failed the college entrance examination. When he was about to enter the arena to make screws, he was discovered by Li Dong, the manager of [Qiming Entertainment], and became a model.

In the same year, the entertainment giant [Tianxing Entertainment] launched the first domestic talent show "When an Idol Is Born".

At that time, Qiming Entertainment was a third-rate entertainment company, and in order to support the big boss of Tianxing, they used the original body as a model to make up the number.

At that time, the original body knew nothing.But the audience watched the clumsy and good-looking original body make ugly appearances on the stage, which aroused a strong desire for protection.

"See, only Xiaobai like this can experience the joy of cultivating the system!"

"This is the stupid husband I want."

In the end, Yuanshen really made it to the finals with just one face, and made his debut in a group with three male artists under Tianxing Entertainment. The group name is Winning Man, or WM group for short.

The WM group is managed by Tianxing Entertainment, so although the original body is under the banner of Qiming Entertainment, most of the time it is under the management of Tianxing.

That year, the WM group was at its peak when it debuted, becoming the first generation of top-notch fresh meat in China.

Publish records, make idol dramas, and have a great time.

Fans praised the four of them, and passers-by scolded and spit everywhere.

But people are hot, the old drama characters that passers-by like, have to be matched by others on the set.

Dissatisfied?Fuck me!

As a result, someone really made a move.

Two years ago, Huaguo established the film and television practitioners association according to the plan, and promulgated the film and television grading system and actor assessment system.

The guild has a very large review scale for film and television scripts, but all scripts will be divided into four categories according to the subject matter and investment amount after submission. Historical dramas are mostly category A, and youth idol dramas are mostly category C, with an investment of 200 million. The following online movies are mostly in the D category.

Actors have also set up an entry assessment. Actors who fail the assessment are not allowed to play the leading role in a category D film and television work, or in a category C or above film and television drama.

The so-called entrance examination is the "Entrance Examination for the Qualification Certificate for Social Person Film and Television Actors" held by the guild, referred to as the film examination. After passing the examination, you are considered an entry.

The film examination is held once a week, and the instructors from major art colleges are the examiners, and the guild also recorded the weekly film examination and made a program called "Actors Please Go" for everyone to watch.

The rules of the film examination are very simple. Candidates will immediately select clips to perform, and there are only two entry standards.

1.Able to express emotions clearly.

2.Able to read lines clearly with emotion, and master basic sentence punctuation and rereading according to the requirements of the situation.

is it hard?

It doesn't seem that difficult, but you have many so-called stars on the planet try it.

Believe it or not, you can kill half of it?

The four members of WM also think that this thing is not difficult. Back when I was on the set, the director would give a thumbs up whenever he acted.

A shadow test trying to stop Lao Tzu?Do him!
So after the rules were promulgated, the WM quartet went to take part in the film examination with confidence.

Fans bought many building advertising screens in the CBD areas of major cities to support them.

"The four-person group rushed to me, let them know what acting is!"

"Let them know what a back wave is!"

The result is...

The original Xu Mu pronounced "Xin Xin students" as "Xin Xin students".

Of the other three teammates, one laughed out loud during the crying scene.

One just stares.

One read "playboy" as "exaggerating boy".

The quartet was wiped out!
On that day, the Internet exploded.

"Damn it, can't you read the lines correctly? What TV series did these people act in before?"

"I'm afraid these few don't even have a junior high school education? Isn't it too much to not even know the words?"

The fans were also dumbfounded.

Why did I enjoy watching their acting before?
Did I eat poop before?Not only did I eat it, but I also babbled?

Brother, you are like this, I am torn apart.

As for the Winning Man men's group, because their initials are WM, they have been affectionately called "the illiterate group" since then.

And because of the "excellent performance" of the illiterate group in the film test, since then, the film test has added a "cultural general knowledge test" in addition to the acting test.

It can be said that the Illiterate Group has changed the rules of the industry on its own.

Recalling this point, Xu Mu suddenly stood up from the toilet and yelled at the mirror: "Is this impure Dr. Zhai from another world?"

As a thesis dog, Xu Mu's hatred for Dr. Zhai is utterly irreconcilable!

At this moment, his expression is like that of Cao Kefan who just finished eating Jiuzhuan Dachang.

"It's your fault that your back is cold!" Xu Mu cursed at himself in the mirror.

Indeed, the original body has gone downhill since then.

And it is a continuous steep slope.

Because according to the rules of the shadow test, you can take the test again after three months of failure, and the original student has been taking the test for two years, and finally ushered in the eighth failure half a month ago.

two years!eight times!Among them, I failed three times for cultural common sense and five times for performances.

Such a record, looking at the entire entertainment industry, is quite explosive!

It's not that the original body doesn't work hard, he's that kind of...that kind of...

Let's put it this way, generally we call this kind of person, idiot!
In the past two years, the company has spent a lot of effort on him, such as being the flight host of "Crazy Thursday" and participating in various variety shows.

But judging from the original body's memory, it seems that this guy had a problem with his mentality after he failed the third assessment. His expression was in a trance and depressed.

Two years without a movie to film, eight times ridiculed by the crowd, no sense of variety show, no fans of the original body.

In addition, the dozen or so film and television dramas signed before were put on hold because Yuan Ying failed the exam, and the producers sued one after another, and the money Yuan Yuan made after his debut was lost, and now he still owes about 200 million.

Three days ago, Yuan body was officially expelled from the WM boy group, and he completely returned to his original company [Qiming Entertainment].

And his contract with Qiming Entertainment has less than three months left.

He didn't know what the company would do with him.

But what is certain is that the company will not invest any more resources in him, and according to the nature of the entertainment company, Yuanshen is most likely to face endless small-scale commercial performances, such as going to fourth- and fifth-tier cities. Category.

In that case, it would be an old crime.

After the original body returned to Qiming Entertainment, he stayed behind closed doors for three days, and then, in the midst of worrying about the future, emo died.

"Huh..." After digesting the original body's memory, Xu Mu fell silent.

Xu Mu didn't have extravagant hopes for returning to Earth.

But if you look at Yuanshen's situation, how will you live the rest of your life?
Continue to be a star?Xu Mu is not interested, nor will he.

Mainly not.

But what if you are not a star?His contract with Qiming Entertainment is still there.

"I have to find a way to escape, whoever likes to be the star!"

Xu Mu walked out of the bathroom with a bitter face.

The original residence is a small two-bedroom apartment of about 70 square meters, and the house is fairly clean and tidy.

In the living room, there is a sofa, a coffee table, skipping ropes, sit-up aids, etc. on the floor.

Xu Mu kicked away the skipping rope on the ground, walked straight to the water dispenser, took a glass of water and poured it down, and his mind gradually became clear.

"The top priority is to terminate the contract as soon as possible." Xu Mu began to stroll around the room with a water glass in his hand.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up.

Exam!

As long as he passed the public examination, his contract with Qiming Entertainment would be terminated.

With a smile on his face, Xu Mu said that this wave is stable.

Because he took the test once on Earth after all.

It's just that within two seconds of being happy, the expression on Xu Mu's face froze.

The one with a master's degree is him on Earth, and the current body...

Didn't go to college at all, what the hell, I can't meet the academic requirements for public examinations!

And Xu Mu also remembered something, that is, the original body not only has no education, but has 200 million foreign debts.

200 million is not a big deal for a star.

But ordinary people may not finish it all their lives!

"6!"

Xu Mu was so angry that he sat down on the sofa, and after a few seconds, he began to mutter to himself: "Are you really going to be a star for a few more months?"

After all, this thing is notoriously fast.

With this in mind, Xu Mu took out Yuanshen's mobile phone and logged onto Yuanshen's Weibo background——

[ID: Xu Mu (certified artist)]

【Tag: A boy who loves acting】

This label was added by the company at the beginning, because the original body was a sudden explosion at the time. Although his voice was okay, his pitch was not good, and his singing skills were even worse.

If he trained for a period of time, maybe he could really sing, but at that time the company was anxious to make money, so he directly set a film and television route for him to cheat money.

After all, acting as a senior with facial paralysis, and then asking someone to dub it, doesn't require any acting skills.

Xu Mu continued to look down.

[Number of fans: 228 million (number of active fans: 1256, daily fan change - 26, annual fan change - 1080 million)]

Last night, the original body also posted a Weibo, with sincere words and tears: "Although I left the Winning Man boy group, that time is my best memory. Although I experienced another failure, I know there are still you Stay with me, and I will work hard next time in the film exam."

"I know that my problem is that I have too little knowledge, so from today on I will study hard and study hard to live up to everyone's expectations."

Followed by a picture, the picture is two books.

A copy of "Appreciation and Analysis of 30 Ancient Poems (Youth Edition)".

A copy of "Into the Lines Class".

The intention of the original body is obvious. One of these two books supplements basic culture, and the other improves acting skills.

But it was such a news that scared 26 fans to run away overnight.

"I'm sorry, I just forgot to uncheck it before, and I don't expect much from you, thank you."

"It's been two years, do you know how I've been through these two years? I'm just waiting for your film test. Your film test clips are more enjoyable than sketches. You cured my depression. Hurry up and sign up for the next film test Bar."

"Read more and study more? You can lie to yourself, but don't lie to your buddies..."

"How could it come from your mouth to study hard?"

"It's a character set again, right? How old are you when you read ancient poetry and read the youth version???"

Yesterday, Yuan Bo was looking at these comments, emo was fatal.

Putting down the phone, Xu Mu couldn't even speak.

In this situation, who doesn't emo?

Celebrities get money quickly, but they are popular, but the current situation of the original body has nothing to do with it.

"Even the entertainment industry seems to be unable to survive."

Xu Mu sat slumped on the sofa, his eyes became dull.

If Xu Mu had a deep understanding of the entertainment industry and literary works on Earth in his previous life, then he might come back.

But unfortunately, he is just a paper dog.

He has almost no understanding of the entertainment industry, nor is he interested.

His Zhihu is used to search how to reduce the weight of papers, and he only registers on Weibo to go to Dr. Zhai's Weibo to say a few words in the dead of night.

His leisure activities are reading novels after completing experiments every day, or going to station B to watch videos.

Almost all of his knowledge of entertainment works comes from the edited videos of station B.

What about "The True Colors of Heroes" starring Fan Debiao and Ma Dashuai, what about "Lin Daiyu Pulling Weeping Willows Upside Down", what about Gao Qiqiang and An Xin's "The Story of Qiang Xin".

I remember a lot of famous film and television scenes and random cp, but I haven't watched all the serious TV series.

The song can remember the chorus, but only those few lines.

Thinking of this, Xu Mu felt as if he was completely finished.

"Looking at the situation, I really have to go to third- and fourth-tier cities."

"But 200 million, how many holes do you have to go?"

"Furthermore, when the time comes, it's people who leave me, or I who leave others."

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in Xu Mu's mind: "Ding ~ Zhixing entertainment system has been bound..."

"system???"

Xu Mu sat up directly from the sofa.

devil!Why did you come here!

The voice in my mind sounded mechanically: "The host attribute panel has been generated..."

As the voice sounded, a virtual panel appeared in front of Xu Mu's eyes.

[Host: Xu Mu]

【Age: 23】

【Occupation: Idol star (already pasted)】

Attributes:
(Basic class) breath: D (3/20) +;

(Basic class) Enunciation: E (9/10) +;

Special skills:
(Acting) Crying scene: E (4/10) +;

(Music) General music theory: D (6/20) +;

[Skill points: 0 (skill points can be used to exchange literary skills and increase the host's existing skills)]

【Blind box of works: 0】

[In-depth reading card: 0 (warm reminder, please use it carefully for in-depth reading)]

As the lines of information appeared, Xu Mu's eyes gradually widened.

"Can you add more? There is also a blind box of works? What about in-depth reading?"

The sound of the system continued:
"In this system setting, there are only two ways for the host to obtain rewards. Reading books or completing random tasks issued by the system."

"The novice guide task of Zhixing entertainment system is started:"

[Newbie Guidance Task 1: Ask the host to read a book carefully]

[Task Reward: Several Skill Points; Work Blind Box*1]

[Wen Chaogong can’t get something for nothing, whether it’s excellent literary works, good acting skills, empathy skills required in singing skills, etc., are inseparable from the accumulation of culture and observation of the world, and reading is one of the most effective ways ...]

[Reminder, the tasks issued by this system are suggested tasks, not mandatory tasks, the host can do it or not. 】

"Reading?" Xu Mu narrowed his eyes, "Do you really think I'm illiterate? The illiterate is the earth star Xu Mu, what's the matter with me, Earth Xu Mu?"

But even though he was talking about it, Xu Mu knew it in his heart.

The system's so-called suggested tasks are like the suggestions of many tutors during graduate school: "I suggest that you stay in school to do experiments during the summer vacation. I suggest that if you must submit this article, don't bring my name..."

The translation of these suggestions is actually a sentence: You must listen to advice, my child, or you will die.

"Book..." Xu Mu stood up and glanced around.

Soon, he found two books on the coffee table.

A copy of "Appreciation and Analysis of 30 Ancient Poems (Youth Edition)".

A copy of "Into the Lines Class".

It was the two books that the original body posted a dynamic photo on Weibo last night.

But at this moment, in Xu Mu's eyes.

A progress bar appeared on each of the two books!

At the end of the progress bar, is a button in the shape of a treasure chest.

Xu Mu rubbed his hands, picked up one of them, and started to read.

　The new book sets sail, I hope you will like it.Please collect and ask for tickets, everyone.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)