I'm not illiterate

Chapter 31: Very Moisturized

Ye Min and Liu Xiaojun on the stage were both stunned, almost out of the play.

They hadn't seen this line before.

And this line sounds a little weird, but it's inexplicable what's going on.

Compared with them, the two of us still don't look crazy enough.

At this time, the third crocodile swung his ax and slashed at a woman.

suddenly!

Xu Mu on the stage kicked the third crocodile out.

"How many times have I said it, don't kill the woman first!"

Lin Qiushi, who was sitting on the tutor chair, couldn't help laughing out loud.

There is no such passage in the original plot. In the original novel, it is just that Yun Laoer sees a beautiful girl and then becomes savage and rushes towards her.

I have to say, this paragraph is not abrupt.

"Understood." Dong Fei, who was kicked flying, rolled and stood up again.

Behind the monitor, Zhang Yue gradually opened his eyes wide.

What did Xu Mu teach Dong Fei!

A good hero of an idol drama was taught to be an idiot by him.

But don't say it, really don't say it.

The few words just now, and the scene where Dong Fei rolled up on the ground and continued to kill people, really created the image of a crazy, cruel but obedient crocodile third brother.

And Xu Mu on the stage gradually approached that girl.

"Second brother, hurry up, don't delay our important event." Boss Tie exchanged a sentence with Xu Mu.

"Don't worry boss, I'll be fast."

With that said, Xu Mu stared affectionately.

At this moment, the eyes he looked at the girl were not lustful at all.

This is all true love for a woman.

With this face, how could he be a prostitute.

How can you be obsessed with sex?

I really like every girl I meet!

"Girl, you're scared, let me see." Xu Mu lowered his body as he spoke.

"Don't come here." This was a female extras, she was flustered, and she kept moving her body backwards.

"I have money, as long as you let me go, I will give you all the money." This is a word in the original plot.

As she spoke, the girl took out a handful of banknotes.

According to the original plot, Yun Er would say, "I don't want money, I just want you, the little beauty."

But Xu Mu didn't.

He lowered his head, stroked the girl's face and said, "Little beauty, you are so confused."

Then he suddenly hugged the girl by the waist: "I slept with you, and this money is mine too!"

After he finished speaking, he carried the girl and walked to the base of the city wall of props.

At the same time, Xu Mu's affectionate gaze closed, and the expression on his face became excited.

He didn't play it, Xu Mu is really excited now.

This play by myself is really exciting!
"Ahem!" Lin Qiushi choked on Xu Mu's words!

Sleeping with you, the money is mine too.

Yup!

Why didn't we think of this word in the first place?

Comparing the original plot with the lines spoken by Xu Mu now, the verdict will be judged.

This word is so powerful!
For the rest of the story, there is nothing wrong with Xu Mu for the time being.

Just now he said too many lines with the third crocodile, now it's the turn of Tie Boss and Feng Siniang.

He hid behind the wall of props, waiting for the final stage to be killed by Guan Xiaotian.

The girl who was picked up by him just now was shrinking under the prop city wall, looking at him with a flushed face.

"I'm sorry, girl." Xu Mu said in a low voice.

"It's okay~" The girl's voice was soft.

On the stage, Guan Xiaotian played by Li Wenjun finally appeared.

He wears a long robe and carries a large sword in his hand.

"stop!"

Following his loud shout, everyone stopped.

"Who are you?" The third crocodile shouted.

"Guan Xiaotian." Boss Tie gave the answer.

Then he analyzed a wave: "I've heard about Guan Xiaotian..."

From Guan Xiaotian's appearance to weapons, the purpose is to highlight the character's thoughtfulness.

"Enough! The four of you are not sons of men!" Guan Xiaotian was suddenly furious, and rushed over with a sword.

"I'll come first, let me try this kid's depth!" Boss Tie rushed up holding an iron staff.

This scene does not emphasize fighting, but there are also tricks.

And the action of the trick is very simple.

"clang!"

When the iron rod and the long sword came together, Guan Xiaotian, played by Li Wenjun, began to speak.

"Tie Feng, the leader of the Four Great Evil Men, tortured and killed 47 old and weak women and children outside Dongyang City in the third year of Qiyuan..."

"Huh?" Lin Qiushi raised his eyelids.

This is a word added by Li Wenjun himself.

He added the crimes of the four villains.

Every time a sword is cut, there is a count of crimes.

After he and Boss Tie made several moves, after counting Boss Tie's crimes in detail, he said "should be killed" and cut Boss Tie under the sword.

This is his big move this afternoon.

Li Wenjun's basic skills in lines are solid, and the crimes are counted in detail, full of momentum.

Finally, let me say that it should be killed, it looks very handsome.

Feng Siniang in the back, he did the same.

"clang!"

"Feng Siniang, in order to seize jewels in the sixth year of Qiyuan, she cut off the ears of 21 people in the downtown area, just to get the gold rings on the ears..."

"It's my Feng Siniang!" Ye Min added a sentence to himself.

"Should kill!"

Li Wenjun, this kid, made up for himself.

Then he cut Feng Siniang under the sword.

"Ah——" Dong Fei rushed up holding two Xuanhua axes.

Guan Xiaotian still did the same: "The third child of the crocodile, in the fourth year of Qiyuan, had a disagreement with passers-by, and you actually skinned him and knocked him to the bone in the street!"

"None of your business!" Dong Fei added to himself.

But this was negotiated in advance.

"I've never seen someone as cruel and tyrannical as you!" Guan Xiaotian shouted and rushed forward.

To be reasonable, it is actually quite difficult to make up all the crimes of the four villains.

So Guan Xiaotian only wanted to complete the first two this afternoon, and he used a tricky method for the third crocodile and the second Yun.

He changed the phrase, instead of talking about the crime, he directly reprimanded him.

When he said this sentence this afternoon, Xu Mu added a sentence to Dong Fei on the spot.

At this time, Dong Fei held up the two axes and shouted: "Here, you can see it now!"

"Pfft!" Zhang Yue behind the monitor burst out laughing.

Not to mention she laughed, some of the dozen or so staff members next to her couldn't help but burst out.

This sentence fully expresses the mindless but cruel character of the third crocodile.

"Kill—" Guan Xiaotian collided with Crocodile Lao San's weapons a few times, and then lifted him flying with a sword.

"Second brother!" These were the last words that the third crocodile shouted after he fell to the ground.

That's how it was in the original plot.

Yun Laoer had too many roles in the early stage, so he was allowed to appear last during the fight.

At the edge of the stage, Xu Mu rushed out with some disheveled clothes.

"The third one!"

Xu Mu, who rushed out, glanced at Dong Fei who was lying on the ground, and suddenly roared: "Damn it, dare to kill my third child!"

Then he opened the fan with a snap.

"Hey?" Lin Qiushi sat up straight.

In today's scene, Dong Fei and Xu Mu actually left him the biggest impression.

Strictly speaking, Dong Fei is the best.

But this Xu Mu opened his fan, what is he going to do?
You know, after the fan is closed, it is easier to turn it twice.

It's like turning a pen.

But when the fan is opened, it is not easy to operate.

Xu Mu on the stage rushed forward. At the same time, the opened fan spun around on the back of Xu Mu's hand and returned to his hand.

In such a large movement, the fan did not fall off.

"Something!" Lin Qiushi clicked his tongue.

Not to mention Lin Qiushi, even Ye Min and Liu Xiaojun who were lying on the ground were stunned.

Zhang Yue's eyes widened even more.

Xu Mu still has this hand?
"Evil thief, you will die too!" Guan Xiaotian, played by Li Wenjun, slashed over with a sword.

Xu Mu twisted his fan and held the fan in his forehand, the bones of the fan just caught the long sword.

Guan Xiaotian drew his sword and slashed again, this time he slashed at the bottom.

With a twist of Xu Mu's wrist, the fan turned half a circle, turned into a backhand fan, and just blocked the long sword.

Just turning the fan these two times, the more Lin Qiushi looked at it, the more he felt that Xu Mu's practice was definitely not a temporary practice.

He seems to be able to!
On the stage, after the long sword and the fan collided twice, Guan Xiaotian kicked Xu Mu to the ground suddenly.

Because according to the plot, Xu Mu deserved to die.

"Stab—" the long sword slashed across the ground, bringing up a spark, and slashed at Xu Mu's body.

Xu Mu rolled twice on the ground, and rolled to a place less than one meter away from the third crocodile.

So far, the four villains have all bowed their heads.

But don't worry, Xu Mu and Dong Fei still have a few words.

Because they have few words in the middle scene, so at their request, I added two sentences here.

"Second brother..." Dong Fei lay on the ground and cried weakly.

"En." Xu Mu made a sound from his throat.

"Second brother, how is that girl just now?"

In the original play, the second and third of the four villains are the best friends, and the third listens to the second even more.

He would often ask Yun Lao Er with a smile after he came back from picking flowers, how is the girl today.

So the word is not awkward.

Xu Mu lay on the ground, panting, then closed his eyes and smiled.

He looks like he's enjoying it.

In fact, this kind of enjoyment is his enjoyment of acting in a play.

So this expression can be regarded as showing his true feelings.

He moved his lips slightly and spit out these two words.

"Very moist~"

Dong Fei on the ground coughed and laughed twice: "That's right, death is worth it..."

Then the plot ends.

Originally, Lin Qiushi, who was sitting on the tutor chair, just watched intently, but was occasionally surprised by the performance of Xu Mu and Dong Fei.

But after listening to the conversation between the two just now.

Lin Qiushi suddenly trembled and got goosebumps all over his body.

What he trembled was not Xu Mu's words.

What he trembled was the sentence Dong Fei said before he died.

Crocodile's third child was about to die, and he wanted to ask the second child how the woman was doing just now, which showed that he did not regard rape and robbery as a kind of evil at all.

He didn't even take his own death seriously!

After getting the answer from the second child, he said that death is worth it.

And Xu Mu's intoxicated expression.

What is evil!
To die without repentance, and to die without feeling that one is at fault, is evil!

These are called the Four Great Evil Men.

"Ka!" He stood up and yelled.

At this moment, his heart is very surging.

This paragraph just now was really good.

But he also has a little doubt.

"What does very moist mean?" He turned his head and asked the staff around him.

ps: Chapter 2 is coming soon.

(End of this chapter)