I'm not illiterate
Chapter 60 From the Psychiatric Hospital to the Lingxiao Palace
Chapter 60 From the Psychiatric Hospital to the Lingxiao Palace
A real handsome guy is never afraid of pretending to be ugly, just like a rich man doesn't mind pretending to be poor at all.
Because after pretending this paragraph, back to reality, he should be rich or rich, should he be handsome or handsome.
But whether you dare to play ugly is an attitude.
Not all characters in film and television dramas are handsome, and no one can play handsome for a lifetime.
So this is what makes career fans happy.
Xu Mu was willing to play the second male lead before, and cried like an idiot. At least he let go of his so-called idol airs.
Why didn't Tianxing let him act as the male lead?
Because Tianxing felt that it would be difficult to get up after the coffee position.
Now that Xu Mu can act ugly, it means that he doesn't want to use his face to get to the end.
Business fans are of course happy.
"Not bad, not bad, since you dared to act as the male second, I think you are different."
Keep looking down.
Teacher Feng Quanyou looked expectant: "Say what's on your mind, what are you thinking now?"
"I want to take her shirt off."
"rogue!"
It was the nurses in the play who scolded the hooligans, and Xu Mu's irrational fans who watched the movie scolded even more.
The video is still playing.
Feng Quanyou said to the nurse: "This is already a normal person's thinking."
Xu Mu was still nodding wildly.
"and after?"
"I took off her shoes, I took off her socks, I took off her pants."
This scale is getting bigger and bigger.
Feng Quanyou was still there asking: "What about later?"
Xu Mu smiled shyly, and the muscles on his face kept twitching.
Breathing becomes rapid.
"I take off her panties."
After speaking, he even buried his head in Feng Quanyou's arms.
This time, not to mention the irrational audience, even Xu Mu's career fans couldn't stand it.
"Xu Mu, put your arms around it, it's a bit too sudden for you to let go."
"Xu Mu, if you want to act in another film, just tell me, okay? I have a channel."
Those irrational fans of Xu Mu directly broke the defense.
"What's the difference between this and performing a sex scene in public?"
"Don't watch it, don't watch it!"
They were here to see Xu Mu, and they were already very upset when they saw this.
Some people directly clicked the "×" in the upper right corner of the video.
The content in the video is still going on, and Feng Quanyou's expression is very gratified at this time.
Because of the neurosis in front of him, he already has the thinking of a normal person.
Who doesn't want to take off those underpants?
"And what happened next?" So he asked.
In the video, Xu Mu grabs Feng Quanyou's neck, panting and saying, "I'll pull out the monkey rubber band from her underpants, and I'll make a slingshot...to hit the glass in your house."
audience:"???"
Some people reacted for a while, and then suddenly laughed out loud: "It's too fucking stupid!"
"I took off my trousers, you told me that you only want monkey rubber bands?"
"Hahaha goose—"
Then the most classic came, the smile on Feng Quanyou's face disappeared instantly in the video: "Xiao Ai, increase the dose!"
"Pfft..." Someone laughed outright.
"I said why Xu Mu was so excited when he saw the girl at first. It turned out that he saw the monkey rubber band in his pants, what the hell."
"He muttered at the beginning that he wanted monkey rubber bands to make a slingshot."
"My family, who knows, I'm laughing so hard."
"The one in the front, did it jump on the pants? If you don't want the pants, can you give me the monkey rubber band?"
"I'm going to increase the dose for you!"
There's no doubting how funny this piece is.
But the most important thing is that someone discovered that Xu Mu actually caught the old actors' scenes.
What was it like to watch Xu Mu and Lao Xigu's play before.
It's like a cartoon character popping out of a historical drama, out of place.
But Xu Mu didn't play in this episode.
"Xiao Xu, you are good at your skills!"
"This part is fine."
Among Xu Mu's fans, those who stayed and watched it were mostly rational fans. Naturally, they would not slip away after watching Xu Mu's section. Everyone watched the whole movie with peace of mind.
This movie is really good, and a few veteran actors ensured that the movie's level is above the good line.
It wasn't until after watching the movie that everyone started to forward and discuss various things.
"You can watch the movie "You Are Crazy", it's very interesting."
"That's right, that's right, Xu Mu made a serious breakthrough inside."
"No, I still want to laugh when I think about it now."
"Xu Mu's acting skills this time are beyond my imagination."
The story of making a slingshot with a monkey rubber band is still being circulated, which directly drove many new audiences to watch this movie.
And none of those new audiences were surprised after watching it.
"This is Xu Mu from before?"
In fact, Xu Mu is now self-contained, because the illiterate group's disbandment concert is still being promoted.
In this case, as soon as he shows up, everyone will definitely associate him with the illiterate group.
"I really didn't expect that after Xu Mu was expelled from the illiterate group, he is actually a bit likable now."
"What you said, isn't Zhao Junfeng quite likable after he left?"
"In the final analysis, there is something wrong with Tianxing."
"exactly."
……
At this time, Xu Mu had finished filming the slingshot video and had a good rest.
He posted on his Weibo and wanted to see everyone's progress.
The first thing that appeared was the chattering message in the background.
"Let's go, I really don't like the way you pretend to be stupid."
"What did you do if you wanted to be an actor? Tell me earlier, what kind of idiot boyfriend avatars are you selling there?"
"I think you are the most calculating person in the illiterate group!"
Xu Mu was dumbfounded, this is really absurd.
But there is no logic in such things as fans turning off fans and stepping back.
He doesn't need to do anything.
And Xu Mu's fan data in the background also showed a downward trend.
But it's still early, and there is no obvious feeling yet.
On Weibo at this time.
Topics such as "Xu Mu's slingshot", "Xu Mu's monkey rubber band" and "You are crazy" are already gaining popularity.
And it was at this time that the crew of "Little Westward Journey" sent out a video very punctually: "Welcome @许木 to join the team. In order to play the role of Erlang God well, Xu Mu practiced hard with his slingshot and finally succeeded."
Video follows.
It is different from the big company of Shengtang. The Weibo of "Little Journey to the West" has been in operation for a long time, and many publicity channels have been opened up.
Originally, the topic of Xu Mu shooting a slingshot was quite popular on the Internet.
As soon as the Weibo of the crew of Little Journey to the West was posted, people soon saw the video.
"What the hell? Isn't Xu Mu playing the slingshot in a mental hospital? Why is Journey to the West involved?"
Someone clicked into this video.
In the video, under the lights, the martial arts arena is as bright as day.
Xu Mu was wearing casual clothes and was practicing there with a traditional slingshot in his hand.
His posture in using the slingshot is quite standard, and the marbles are shot out from the bow and arrow in his hand, hitting the plastic bottle not far away.
From the looks of it, he was skillful with his shooting skills.
"This is a slingshot? Isn't this a bow and arrow?"
Soon someone popularized science: "No, this is a slingshot, which is similar in shape to a bow, but it shoots marbles. This is indeed what Erlang Shen used in the original book."
After such a science popularization, netizens reacted.
"Xu Mu, is this the slingshot you want to make?"
"Which monkey rubber band in the pants can make this kind of slingshot, I'll go!"
Two completely irrelevant works are actually linked together?
"You slingshot, which glass did you hit?"
"Playing linkage, right? From the mental hospital to the Lingxiao Temple, right?"
On the contemporary Internet, as long as there is a meme, it will become popular very quickly.
This time, the heat really started to explode.
ps: Chapter 2 is estimated to be a little later, so I shot the slingshot first.
(End of this chapter)
A real handsome guy is never afraid of pretending to be ugly, just like a rich man doesn't mind pretending to be poor at all.
Because after pretending this paragraph, back to reality, he should be rich or rich, should he be handsome or handsome.
But whether you dare to play ugly is an attitude.
Not all characters in film and television dramas are handsome, and no one can play handsome for a lifetime.
So this is what makes career fans happy.
Xu Mu was willing to play the second male lead before, and cried like an idiot. At least he let go of his so-called idol airs.
Why didn't Tianxing let him act as the male lead?
Because Tianxing felt that it would be difficult to get up after the coffee position.
Now that Xu Mu can act ugly, it means that he doesn't want to use his face to get to the end.
Business fans are of course happy.
"Not bad, not bad, since you dared to act as the male second, I think you are different."
Keep looking down.
Teacher Feng Quanyou looked expectant: "Say what's on your mind, what are you thinking now?"
"I want to take her shirt off."
"rogue!"
It was the nurses in the play who scolded the hooligans, and Xu Mu's irrational fans who watched the movie scolded even more.
The video is still playing.
Feng Quanyou said to the nurse: "This is already a normal person's thinking."
Xu Mu was still nodding wildly.
"and after?"
"I took off her shoes, I took off her socks, I took off her pants."
This scale is getting bigger and bigger.
Feng Quanyou was still there asking: "What about later?"
Xu Mu smiled shyly, and the muscles on his face kept twitching.
Breathing becomes rapid.
"I take off her panties."
After speaking, he even buried his head in Feng Quanyou's arms.
This time, not to mention the irrational audience, even Xu Mu's career fans couldn't stand it.
"Xu Mu, put your arms around it, it's a bit too sudden for you to let go."
"Xu Mu, if you want to act in another film, just tell me, okay? I have a channel."
Those irrational fans of Xu Mu directly broke the defense.
"What's the difference between this and performing a sex scene in public?"
"Don't watch it, don't watch it!"
They were here to see Xu Mu, and they were already very upset when they saw this.
Some people directly clicked the "×" in the upper right corner of the video.
The content in the video is still going on, and Feng Quanyou's expression is very gratified at this time.
Because of the neurosis in front of him, he already has the thinking of a normal person.
Who doesn't want to take off those underpants?
"And what happened next?" So he asked.
In the video, Xu Mu grabs Feng Quanyou's neck, panting and saying, "I'll pull out the monkey rubber band from her underpants, and I'll make a slingshot...to hit the glass in your house."
audience:"???"
Some people reacted for a while, and then suddenly laughed out loud: "It's too fucking stupid!"
"I took off my trousers, you told me that you only want monkey rubber bands?"
"Hahaha goose—"
Then the most classic came, the smile on Feng Quanyou's face disappeared instantly in the video: "Xiao Ai, increase the dose!"
"Pfft..." Someone laughed outright.
"I said why Xu Mu was so excited when he saw the girl at first. It turned out that he saw the monkey rubber band in his pants, what the hell."
"He muttered at the beginning that he wanted monkey rubber bands to make a slingshot."
"My family, who knows, I'm laughing so hard."
"The one in the front, did it jump on the pants? If you don't want the pants, can you give me the monkey rubber band?"
"I'm going to increase the dose for you!"
There's no doubting how funny this piece is.
But the most important thing is that someone discovered that Xu Mu actually caught the old actors' scenes.
What was it like to watch Xu Mu and Lao Xigu's play before.
It's like a cartoon character popping out of a historical drama, out of place.
But Xu Mu didn't play in this episode.
"Xiao Xu, you are good at your skills!"
"This part is fine."
Among Xu Mu's fans, those who stayed and watched it were mostly rational fans. Naturally, they would not slip away after watching Xu Mu's section. Everyone watched the whole movie with peace of mind.
This movie is really good, and a few veteran actors ensured that the movie's level is above the good line.
It wasn't until after watching the movie that everyone started to forward and discuss various things.
"You can watch the movie "You Are Crazy", it's very interesting."
"That's right, that's right, Xu Mu made a serious breakthrough inside."
"No, I still want to laugh when I think about it now."
"Xu Mu's acting skills this time are beyond my imagination."
The story of making a slingshot with a monkey rubber band is still being circulated, which directly drove many new audiences to watch this movie.
And none of those new audiences were surprised after watching it.
"This is Xu Mu from before?"
In fact, Xu Mu is now self-contained, because the illiterate group's disbandment concert is still being promoted.
In this case, as soon as he shows up, everyone will definitely associate him with the illiterate group.
"I really didn't expect that after Xu Mu was expelled from the illiterate group, he is actually a bit likable now."
"What you said, isn't Zhao Junfeng quite likable after he left?"
"In the final analysis, there is something wrong with Tianxing."
"exactly."
……
At this time, Xu Mu had finished filming the slingshot video and had a good rest.
He posted on his Weibo and wanted to see everyone's progress.
The first thing that appeared was the chattering message in the background.
"Let's go, I really don't like the way you pretend to be stupid."
"What did you do if you wanted to be an actor? Tell me earlier, what kind of idiot boyfriend avatars are you selling there?"
"I think you are the most calculating person in the illiterate group!"
Xu Mu was dumbfounded, this is really absurd.
But there is no logic in such things as fans turning off fans and stepping back.
He doesn't need to do anything.
And Xu Mu's fan data in the background also showed a downward trend.
But it's still early, and there is no obvious feeling yet.
On Weibo at this time.
Topics such as "Xu Mu's slingshot", "Xu Mu's monkey rubber band" and "You are crazy" are already gaining popularity.
And it was at this time that the crew of "Little Westward Journey" sent out a video very punctually: "Welcome @许木 to join the team. In order to play the role of Erlang God well, Xu Mu practiced hard with his slingshot and finally succeeded."
Video follows.
It is different from the big company of Shengtang. The Weibo of "Little Journey to the West" has been in operation for a long time, and many publicity channels have been opened up.
Originally, the topic of Xu Mu shooting a slingshot was quite popular on the Internet.
As soon as the Weibo of the crew of Little Journey to the West was posted, people soon saw the video.
"What the hell? Isn't Xu Mu playing the slingshot in a mental hospital? Why is Journey to the West involved?"
Someone clicked into this video.
In the video, under the lights, the martial arts arena is as bright as day.
Xu Mu was wearing casual clothes and was practicing there with a traditional slingshot in his hand.
His posture in using the slingshot is quite standard, and the marbles are shot out from the bow and arrow in his hand, hitting the plastic bottle not far away.
From the looks of it, he was skillful with his shooting skills.
"This is a slingshot? Isn't this a bow and arrow?"
Soon someone popularized science: "No, this is a slingshot, which is similar in shape to a bow, but it shoots marbles. This is indeed what Erlang Shen used in the original book."
After such a science popularization, netizens reacted.
"Xu Mu, is this the slingshot you want to make?"
"Which monkey rubber band in the pants can make this kind of slingshot, I'll go!"
Two completely irrelevant works are actually linked together?
"You slingshot, which glass did you hit?"
"Playing linkage, right? From the mental hospital to the Lingxiao Temple, right?"
On the contemporary Internet, as long as there is a meme, it will become popular very quickly.
This time, the heat really started to explode.
ps: Chapter 2 is estimated to be a little later, so I shot the slingshot first.
(End of this chapter)
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