Alien world

Chapter 52

[The following content is compiled from the experience of other warlocks, and does not mean that all warlocks hold the same point of view experience]

[Orcs are the race that warlocks are least interested in, whether it's those brown skins, or the green skins that shout "Wow".In the former, males and females are almost alike, and fathers and daughters are alike.You don't want to climb into her father's bed when you have a little fun with your lover, do you?The latter has no gender, and is not even an animal. I have personally seen a green-skinned orc fall from the fruit of a deformed and twisted tree. Can you accept your partner as a fruit?Plus you have to live with their stench and protruding canines... If kisses are your thing, orcs aren't for you. 】

[Many races like elves, and we are no exception, but not that much... They are certainly beautiful, so that the word "elf" itself has become a word of praise, but they are too human-like in various degrees, and they lack the ability to make warlocks I like the exotic style.But sometimes, they can give you the most wonderful contrast - elves who are proud and indifferent in front of others can't wait to entangle you in front of you... and elves are the most loyal race to love. separate.However, we must admit that we are not immortal species.To them, the magnificent, tortuous and rough life of human beings is like a naughty child running out in the morning, and returning in the evening as a toddling old man with a cane.And the loyalty of the elves makes them stop looking for a partner for the rest of the millennium, and may even die in love and sorrow.I can't bear the loneliness of the one I love... So, don't be a scum! 】

[Lizard people, they are better than orcs, but the good is limited.The main reason is that they don't have those ugly muscles, and their streamlined body shape and correct posture are like elves.They are cold-blooded creatures with delicate scales on their skin, enough to make you shiver in the scorching heat of summer.As long as you can ignore the completely different lizard head.If a lizardman wants to spend the night with you, and you can't face that lizard head... try covering your head. 】

[Half-length spider... I can only say that this was an accident.It was after a dinner party, I couldn't bear the bragging of the mage and ran to wash the dishes, and then when I reached into the wine glass to clean it, I was seen by a half-length spider that crawled into the kitchen at some point.Hmm... In their concept of reproduction, sticking limbs into a narrow container is a hint of reproductive behavior.At this time, there was a fight outside, and we also fought in the kitchen.Later... I became the father of 510's four children.The only good news is that halfling spiders don't have the custom of having to eat their husbands like those of crypt spiders or other spider races, and luckily a warlock earns enough to support her and her children.But anyway, remember my lesson! 】

[Rat man, oh rat man.I have been to the South.On the second floor of the tavern, I rejected the girl who was posing, but I couldn't refuse the female mouse who was as agile as a ranger... The feeling was unforgettable.It is said that many fallen nobles have ratmen in their homes. If you happen to meet a ratman, her heat will melt you, as long as you ignore her unfaithful feelings.They are not interested in you at all, they just want your seed, or lend you a position.But you can also fool yourself with "she just wants to have babies for me".Another advantage of the Ratmen is that after they know your status as a warlock, they will call for their daughter, their niece, their mother, their aunt... If you don't mind your camp falling into chaos, you may corrupted.If you don't mind hundreds of descendants of Ratmen, you just want to understand the true meaning of life and death with Ratmen, go to the south, there is your paradise. 】

[What I want to tell is a sad story.But we must be frank, the short life of human beings is worthless in front of the longevity species... what?What does it mean to introduce elves?But my story is really sad, please listen to me—]

[The incident between me and the kobold was completely accidental.After a hangover that night... I happened to be out in the open, and there happened to be a group of kobolds nearby, and it happened that their leaders were women, and it happened that my pants were not on my ass, and it happened... Anyway, kobolds sometimes bring Your new senses.For example, they are always noisy, even when uh... exercising, you will hear it barking intermittently.Oh, I want to have another hangover. 】

【I met Ms. Jellyfish Wang when I fell into the water... When I released the floating disc technique to break free from the entanglement of the ocean, Ms. Jellyfish Wang entangled me with its tentacles.I was in pain and suffocation at the time, but as a follower of the Lady of Pain.These make me happy.Ms. Jellyfish King didn't kill me, but sent me to a deserted island. Since then, I have been looking for food for it, and it has brought me pain.But I don't know why, Madam Pain is very dissatisfied with my behavior...Madam, I am your devotee! 】

[The experience of all of you is not as good as mine.I, Aion Niubi Boom Dragon Knight, made a red dragon!That's right!It's not killing, it's done!The magma-like heat inside the red dragon almost scorched me, but I did it!If you have legendary stamina, you will be able to truly conquer a female dragon—male dragon is also fine (only young dragons and below)]

[Deep divers... this group is just like their name, unknown and hidden in the shadows.At that time, I was just an unawakened little warlock who was washed up on a strange island after a shipwreck.I saw it walking towards me, dark green scales reflecting the faint light under the moonlight, white belly, sticky flippers and gills, between murlocs and frogs.The fish-and-frog humanoid led me back to its dank lair beneath the headland.I thought it would be food, but it was female and forced me... so I awakened the power of the warlock.I escaped from a desert island while it was out hunting.After I went out, I investigated the local area and found that rumors about deep divers were circulating here.They captured the maidens of the seaside villages, as well as the boys.But as the investigation deepened, I found that deep divers gave birth to offspring that are no different from humans, but these offspring will become deep divers and return to the deep sea when they become adults.It fills me with indescribable horror that I suddenly realize that these seaside villages I visit are filled with only children and old people...]

[I have nothing to say.Slime thinks 'wrap' is a hint, I just happened to shake hands with a queen at a banquet in the slime kingdom...well, leave my kingdom. 】

(End of this chapter)