Longevity Fairy: Fairy Please Stay Away

Chapter 34 The little fairy is like this...

The two of them chatted a little bit about their parents...

After the reception at Zuixianlou served all the dishes and drinks, Ji Bochang still said politely: "The dishes are almost ready, please, friend Zhong~"

"Then I'm welcome."

Seeing his attitude, Zhong Yan didn't mean to be polite, and began to taste the dishes and spirit wine.

Seeing that Uncle Ji was only focused on drinking tea but didn't move his chopsticks, she thought he couldn't let go, so she joked in a teasing tone: "Ji Daoyou, the fine nectar and jade dew are on the table, don't bother drinking tea either."

"To be honest..."

Ji Bochang sighed, and said nonsense: "Ji has never drunk alcohol in his life, I am afraid that he will not be able to drink with his fellow Taoists."

"Do you not drink at all?"

"Temperature..."

"It's rare to see a man who doesn't drink."

Zhong Yan murmured thoughtfully, feeling more and more that his character was weak and easy to handle, so she smiled and said, "Eat some vegetables even if you don't drink alcohol."

"Grandma Yu's visit was a bit sudden today..."

Uncle Ji looked at the dishes on the table, and said helplessly: "And Ji really needs a pair of Taoist companions, so he hurried over just after eating, and really didn't leave much room for him."

"Huh~"

Zhong Yan paused while eating, and said pointedly: "I don't know about this, so why didn't fellow Taoists tell me when I ordered the dishes just now?"

"It's just some side dishes..."

Ji Bochang waved his hand indifferently, and said, "If you like Zhong Daoyou, it doesn't matter if you order more."

Zhong Yan smiled when she heard the words, "That will cost Fellow Daoists a lot."

"It's serious."

Ji Bochang also followed suit with a smile, seeing that he was eating happily, he seemed to have thought of something, and said: "May I ask, what do fellow Daoist Zhong want from his fellow Taoists?"

"Well~ Actually, there is no request."

Zhong Yan glanced at him, and said meaningfully: "As far as alchemists are concerned, I hope that my Taoist companion can provide me with a bottle of top-quality elixir every month...

Ji Daoyou, you are an alchemist, you should also know that eating too much pills will not only make your cultivation empty, but your body will also develop drug resistance, which is not good for your future practice.

so what…

To cultivate, one must use the best medicine with the best efficacy.

But I also know that it is difficult to refine the elixir of the highest quality in batches, and it depends on chance, so this condition can be relaxed appropriately.

For example, the quantity of top-quality elixir for the month is insufficient, and ten bottles of high-quality elixir can be barely accepted. "

"..."

Ji Bochang's face twitched, and he also knew that today's blind date was Huang Ding, so he nodded immediately, and echoed in a serious way: "It's really 'reluctant'."

"Ok?"

The smile on Zhong Yan's face froze, and he asked in a cold voice, "What do you mean by Daoyou Ji?"

"Fellow Daoist, don't misunderstand..."

Ji Bochang said nonsense in a serious manner: "I mean that fellow Daoist Zhong's conditions are reasonable, but the quantity of top-quality pills is not enough to exchange for ten bottles of high-quality pills, which is too much for a fairy like you."

"That's~"

Seeing that she had misunderstood what he meant, Zhong Yan smiled indifferently, and then continued, "Pillions are just one of my requirements for Taoist companions."

"Oh?"

Ji Bochang laughed and said, "I would like to hear the details."

"In addition to the pills provided every month..."

Zhong Yan pondered for a while, then said with a slightly moving gaze: "My Taoist companion also needs to provide me with 100 yuan of middle-grade spirit stones every year as my regular money.

As we all know, an alchemist is wealthy, so 100 yuan a year for middle-grade spirit stones is not too much, right? "

Ji Bochang pretended to be thinking about something, gritted his teeth and said, "It's not too much, it's reasonable."

"Also often buy magic instruments and exercises for me."

"Reasonable…"

"At least four robes have to be replaced every year."

"Reasonable…"

"..."

Zhong Yan was slightly taken aback, seeing him pinching his fingers to settle the score, but gritted his teeth and said it was reasonable, even she herself felt a little embarrassed...

She hesitated for a while, and then said: "If I am pregnant with an heir, the Taoist partner still needs to prepare a Dingyan Pill for me as compensation."

"..."

Ji Bochang thought that he couldn't afford it anyway, so he just followed her words, but now when he heard the request of 'Dingyan Pill Compensation', he still felt a little unbelievable, so he asked: "Why do you have to pay for a child if you are pregnant? Dingyan Pill as compensation?"

"Ji Daoyou, you are not a female cultivator, you don't know how much it hurts the mother's body to give birth to an offspring."

Zhong Yan rolled his eyes at him, and said: "Being pregnant with a big belly, it is not only difficult for female cultivators to practice, but also to take good care of the fetus in the womb.

Not to mention the pain of childbirth.

It is difficult to practice for several years to raise children afterward. During this period, not only the vitality and blood will decline, but also the body shape will be affected, and it will be easier to age.

Isn't all the sacrifices made for the birth of offspring not worth a Dingyan Pill? "

"..."

Ji Bochang was stunned inwardly, he never thought that in another world, there would be such a thing as a warning about having a child.

Just when he was about to nod his head and continue to go along with Zhong Yan's unreasonable request, a cold voice suddenly came from behind: "It's not worth it!"

He couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth when he heard the voice, and then turned around. When he saw the sister-in-law with light makeup, he couldn't help showing a bit of surprise...

"Sister-in-law?"

"Do you still want to say it's reasonable?"

Tong Sanniang glared at him coldly, then walked over and sat beside him, staring straight at Zhong Yan opposite him.

"Children are the continuation of the bloodline, the crystallization of two people, not one person. If you have to compensate the Taoist couple because you have conceived a son, how is it different from the women in the Goulan?"

Seeing his menacing approach, Zhong Yan couldn't help frowning, and asked, "Who is Fellow Daoist?"

"I'm Bochang's sister-in-law."

Tong Sanniang glanced at Ji Bochang beside her, and said, "I happened to meet him here today, and I wanted to say hello, but I never wanted to hear what my fellow Taoist said, so I had the audacity to say a few words..."

"Sister-in-law and uncle?"

Zhong Yan glanced around between her and Ji Bochang, then shook her head and said with a light smile: "Differences in Taoism do not conspire with each other, what good theory is there?"

"There is no good theory..."

Tong Sanniang snorted coldly, and said with a bad expression: "But fellow Taoist, seeing that my uncle is very honest, he has to push forward and make unreasonable demands many times. Shouldn't we talk about this matter?"

"..."

Seeing that he was about to explode, Zhong Yan stopped pretending immediately, and said sarcastically: "What does it matter to you that I seek a companion? What does it matter to you if I find a way out for myself?

It was originally a matter of your love and my wish, and you, a sister-in-law, need to intervene?Fellow Daoist is also a female cultivator, why are you so indifferent to what you say? "

"Because I still have face! I won't rely on other people's honesty to push forward and make all kinds of unreasonable demands!"

Tong Sanniang scolded in a cold voice, thinking that she had torn her face anyway, so she didn't need to pretend anymore, so she scolded sharply: "It's not like some people, who look bright and beautiful on the outside, but are rotten like rotten mud on the inside, with an unbearable smell !"

"..."

Hearing such a movement, even the monks who were eating at Zuixianlou were silent, looking at Ji Bochang and Zhong Yan's table with weird expressions...

Seeing that it was two beautiful women Xiu who were arguing, their interest in watching the excitement became even stronger...

"you……"

Zhong Yan's complexion changed when he heard such insults.

After discovering that the customers in Zuixianlou were all looking at his table with strange expressions, their complexions turned pale, and they scolded in embarrassment, "Who are you scolding?"

"I will scold anyone who is shameless!"

"shrew!"

"A shrew is better than a bitch!"

Tong Sanniang looked at her with contempt, and jokingly said, "Is there no vanity mirror in this Zuixian building? Why don't you look at it to see what kind of virtue you are?"

There was a pause in her voice, and then she said in a strange way: "A bottle of top-grade pills a month, 100 yuan of middle-grade spirit stones a year, and a Dingyan pill in compensation if you have an heir, do you deserve it? "

"..."

Hearing such remarks, the cultivators watching the bustle in the Drunken Immortal Building fell silent again, even the receptionists who wanted to persuade the fight stopped for a moment...

They seemed to have figured out the way, and looked at Zhong Yan with disdain.

What's more, the person who wanted to do something directly took out a mirror from the storage bag, and shouted like a fire: "Fellow Daoist, I have a mirror here, can I borrow it?"

"..."

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