i'm not a cyberpsychopath

Chapter 105 Bugs
In fact, now Li Pan uses a silver key and a handkerchief to forcefully transform, and every time he undoes a talisman of Master Xian, it is enough to run amok in this plane and crush monsters every second.

He himself was also very curious, if he could undo all the seals at the back, how awesome would the transformation of the handkerchief be.

Anyway, my personal cultivation is already stuck at the bottleneck, so I might as well find another way, and ask 01044, an expert in linguistics from another world, maybe I can come up with some new tricks.

After all, there are too many talismans in Shangzhen Temple.If one word can be exchanged for one key, then there will be no need to complete missions in the future.

So they reached an agreement with 01044, and after a detailed plan, the two parties also decided to cooperate and colluded with the content of the daily newspaper. Li Pan even went back to the city overnight to jointly report to the head office.

Roughly speaking, the local gang in 0791 is not polite and moral. Not to mention the conspiracy to overthrow the local branch last time, they even tried to steal the company's property and punished them lightly, but they still don't know how to repent!
Not only did he sneak attack on the company representatives several times, extort, extort, and endanger the safety of life!Now it is getting more and more excessive, actually uniting with collectors, assisting in setting up a site, maliciously purchasing and raising prices, robbing the company's property, fined the company, threatening the company to ship goods, and demanding an apology from the company!
So arrogant and frivolous, so insolent!Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, the uncle can bear it and the sister-in-law can't bear it either!Must clean up!Please support the little ones from the head office!
"Ah Qi, what do you think of writing this way?"

Ah Qi said,

"Boss, you can write short essays..."

"Hey, it's so-so. The writing skills of the pen are all practiced after writing too many self-criticisms."

After rushing back to the company overnight, Li Pan faxed out the report, talisman, application for combat readiness, and combat plan.

His plan is this, apply to the company to use the 'bee venom' and war fund account, use the company's money to hire Panlong Construction, and take the opportunity to make a fortune.Then engage in special operations, sneak into assassinations, kidnap and poison, and teach the Tokugawa and Fabius families a lesson.The blame depends on the situation, and it doesn't matter if you hit a werewolf, a ninja, or a red dog.

01044 was very quick, and directly transferred the three keys through the company contract. The company was a little tangled up, and said that it would hold an online meeting to discuss the use of combat readiness.

Of course, Li Pan asked the general manager of 0113 to participate in the combat readiness review by name.

0113 agrees.

So he prepared the materials, turned off the lights and entered the meeting room. Li Pan saw the silhouette of the general manager of 01 and 0113 who was in charge of the review, and the radio symbolizing the board of directors.

0113 opened the mouth and said, "0791, the company agrees in principle to your application for combat readiness."

oh?but?

0113,

"But I don't think strategic deterrence can be achieved with 'bee venom' alone.

Although our actions were very restrained in order to maintain public safety and order, as you reported, the indigenous technology level of 0791 is too low, so that the last action did not achieve the purpose of warning, so far the other party lacks awe of our company .

If you repeat the old tricks like this, probably Gao Tianyuan and Yeshi will still only be suspicious and hostile to each other, and if you submit so many PLANAs and PLANBs, it will not achieve the purpose of admonishment at all. "

Li Pan scratched his head, "Then what do you think?"

0113 suggestion,

"It just so happened that I sent a dreadnought to pick up the goods, so it's better to be simple and clear, just shoot a few shots at the capital of the night.

Sometimes you can't play too complicated with the natives, the threat has to be simple and clear, otherwise they won't understand. "

Li Pan, "Ah, huh? Ah...you use the Dreadnought-class naval guns to attack the Night City, what will be left after one round of sweeping?"

0113 hehe laugh,
"Of course there's no need to use the main cannon. One salvo to the SMS automatic point defense system is enough. I think it's better to just sweep away the coastal defense dam and flood the capital of the night as a warning."

Li Pan was speechless for a while, still thinking about how to persuade the other party to be a little bit more human.All of a sudden, only two bang bangs were heard, and the general manager of 01 tapped the round table with his knuckles, pointed at Li Pan's report,
"They want the company to apologize? Apologize for what?"

Li Pan was taken aback, looking at his report,
"Oh, didn't we invest in one of their hot spring sanatoriums, probably because we offended them, and we want to refund the money and pay compensation.

According to the customs here, it is to serve tea as an apology, bow and kneel, cut off a little finger, etc., and also pay 5000 million for mental damage..."

01 The general manager threw away the report in his hand,
"Kill these worms."

Then he turned off the lights and left.

Li Pan was speechless.

"What does that mean?"

0113 sighed and spread his hands,

"You heard what 01 said. The permission is approved. Now it's time to deal with the pests. Let's call the fleet directly to start the fight."

Li Pan has not yet reacted, "Start the fight? To what extent? Isn't it enough to destroy the Tokugawa family?"

0113 laughed lowly,
"Those lives are only worth a few dollars. What 01 cares about is respect. Since they dare to challenge us, they must at least beat him to bankruptcy to show respect.

Don't worry, since 01 has ordered, I will arrange a navigator to help you command the fleet.

In addition, I suggest that you stop staying on the earth and move to Callisto as soon as possible. There was no large-scale ground landing operation in the last war. It is estimated that the 0791 earth defense system is still alive. Positive six.The company is temporarily closed. "

Li Pan took a deep breath,
"Fuck? Is it okay to just walk Su Zhengliu alone? No, aren't you joking? Is this for real?"

"Don't be in such a hurry. The activation of the Suzheng Agreement still needs to go through a process. I'll do it. I'll give you a day to prepare. You can start firing when you get to work at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning."

0113 sorted out the report and stood up.

Li Pan almost jumped up, "Wait, wait, wait! Is it so outrageous? Use the Suzheng Agreement on the earth! Can the safety committee agree??"

0113's shadow put one hand in his pocket, as if he had given him a blank look, and corrected,
"0791, we are the Safety Committee."

Then he snapped his fingers to turn off the light.

Li Pan sat in the dark.

... Oh grass?
Well, it seems... a big mess...

Li Pan was a little numb all over. After sitting for 5 minutes, he walked out of the meeting room and sat back at the desk, propping his face with his hands, his mind was empty.

No, why is this 01 reaction so big?The natives are ignorant, so if the company apologizes, you will go to war?Is this... a glass heart?

No, what's the matter now?

Really fight a corporate war and involve the entire 0791?

Jingle bell, the phone rang.

"……Hey."

A deep male voice came from the other end of the phone,

"The general manager of 0791, I am 0113012, the head of the logistics department, our Horus-class dreadnought has passed the gate, and has now arrived in the 0791 Calisto space, and needs your permission to enter the port.

In addition, 0113001 nominated me to provide you with fleet command and staff, and you need to grant access to the local fleet. "

"...Allowed, how many days will it take for the fleet to sail from Callisto to Earth at the earliest?"

"The status of the Callisto fleet has been confirmed. There is a full squadron, 74 Zhuyan-class battleships, four special service support squadrons, and a total of 220 ships of various types for escort, destroyer, support and cruise supply. The entire fleet is in good condition. The supply of materials and strategic preparations will be completed within two hours, and it will be incorporated into the dreadnought command system. After leaving the port, it can reach low-Earth orbit in one jump.

However, I personally suggest that the battle fleet detachments should form the first and second fleets, each with a support and supply squadron, and skip the KBO belt to stand by.

First Fleet Shooting Parameters Setup, Stargate, Second Fleet Shooting Parameters Setup, Mars.

Form a third fleet with cruisers, destroyers, and frigates at all levels to defend the Callisto Callisto base.

Form the fourth fleet with stealth bomber special reconnaissance special service ships, jump back to the Mare Orientale on the moon, and use the mascon gravitational field to carry out stealth and latent.

After the approval of the Suzheng Agreement, the Fourth Fleet can launch a surprise attack on the ground and drop bombs in low-Earth orbit. "

"Uh, what about the local Starfleet?"

"Starfleet has no right to leave the port without the permission of the safety committee. Anyone who violates the order is regarded as a rebel shot down."

"...Okay, you are a professional, you can figure it out, but you are not allowed to fire without my order."

"confirm."

Just after hanging up the phone, someone knocked on the door, and Li Pan rubbed his face.

"Come in."

Shiranui Wuzi walked into the office. After a day of indulgent rest, she adjusted her mentality and regained her complexion. At this time, she had a formal suit on her arm and a wooden brocade box in her hand. And brocade box on the table.

"Boss, your formal suit has been mended, and the handicraft you requested has also been completed."

"Oh, thank you."

Li Pan stood up and changed his clothes, and Shiranui Wuzi followed the situation, and while helping him put on his formal clothes, he whispered softly,

"Asahime has already gone to the village to meet the elders, there should be a result tonight, but don't worry, we have already agreed, even if the nineteen families disagree, the two of us will leave Ninja Village as individuals and join you .”

"Oh, it doesn't really matter, you can do whatever you want..."

Li Pan changed into his formal attire, opened the brocade box casually, and looked at the gold-encrusted wine glass in the box. In fact, there was nothing unusual about it, except that the Tianling cover was lifted, and it looked like a normal wine dish...

"Mist..."

"Yes."

"Do you think this thing can save the world?"

"Hi?"

"Maybe this is the only one, the sincerity of the apology is not enough... Do you respect..."

Li Pan frowned,

"Hey, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor. You should sort out all the information about the Tokugawa family immediately, and don't miss any of them.

Ah Qi, tell everyone to gather for a morning meeting!Everyone who can come today!

Create a group on the 01044th, and [-] will also participate online, and then create an encrypted communication channel for me and Gao Tianyuan. "

After patting his butt and driving Shiranui out to work, Li Pan went to the rooftop to contact Fujidoemon.He didn't hide it anymore.

"President Fujido, can I talk directly to Patriarch Hashiba?"

President Fujido hesitated for a moment, "Wait a moment."

After a while, more than a dozen signals came in.

Eighteen, "Boss, it's the hacker on the other side who came to confirm the security of the communication."

Li Pan was not in a hurry, and waited patiently for a while. The hackers withdrew one after another, leaving only one encrypted account to maintain the link.
"Sanya Ishida is the CFO of Hachai Finance. Manager Li, you can talk to me directly, or you can link and use my prosthetic body to meet His Highness directly."

Li Pan also understands the other party's caution. After all, he is the head of the chaebol, so how can he directly link with you casually, but this Ishida is the chief financial officer and the private secretary of the Hashiba family, so he takes it very seriously.

"No, it's the same if you just pass it on. Today, our company is going to wipe out Tokugawa. We hereby notify you as a show of respect."

Ishida was silent for a moment, "We know."

Okay, that's the end of talking with Gao Tianyuan.

Then Li Pan thought about it and contacted Emilia again.

Emilia seemed to be in a meeting and it was inconvenient to talk on the phone, so she directly sent a selfie, um... Maybe it meant that she was already hungry and thirsty...

Li Pan clicks to save, and then notifies,

"Ahem! Today I am going to flatten Tokugawa, and I am hereby notifying you as a show of respect."

Emilia, "...???"

All right, in short, both parties have informed, let's start the meeting early.

All employees of the company were pulled into the communication group of the technical department by Eighteen Connections.

"Everyone, for some reason, the superiors decided to admonish some local forces who do not respect our company.

We have 24 hours to bulldoze Takatahara Tokugawa's family, make tea bowls of their heads, and dedicate them to the general manager of 01 as an apology, otherwise the company's fleet will come to 0791 to burn glass.

So this action can be regarded as saving the world. If you have any opinions and suggestions, please feel free to speak up. "

The crowd was silent.

Ayato Yamazaki raised his hand first, "Boss, I seem to have misheard. Did you just say that you want to burn glass?"

Just as Li Pan was about to speak, the landline rang, and he picked up the phone and said a few words, then hung up the phone.

"Yes, it's a joke in the military. It refers to the standard process mode of the Suzheng Agreement. It uses ship-borne fusion-induced line guns to shoot at targets of strategic value in the atmosphere, triggers fusion reactions, strikes targets indiscriminately, and cuts off the opponent's war. Potential, wipe out the enemy's vital forces.

After scanning like this, the flesh and blood on the battlefield will be melted down by nuclear radiation, leaving only some glass slag. The Mars MM who descended to fight will collect some good-looking souvenirs as souvenirs, which are quite valuable... Cough cough, this is not the point !anymore question. "

Yamazaki Aya was at a loss,

"No, the Security Bureau..."

Li Pan, "Oh, they have been notified by the committee, and now they are preparing to evacuate urgently, and open the customs and the right of passage to the space domain for my fleet. They just called to inform, um, and scolded me, idiot."

Ayato Yamazaki, "..."

Ashiya Shiki said, "Then what are we discussing? Let's evacuate quickly? Call a shuttle and go directly to the airport? Is the moon within the strike range?"

Li Pan frowned,

"Oh, but I don't want to be blamed for starting a company war for no reason... Anyone of you who wants to go can go, and fly directly to Jupiter after offline. The inner ring is within the range of naval guns, so it's not safe.

Do me a favor if you don't want to leave, let's try to destroy the Tokugawa family ahead of time, can we calm down the company's anger, save the world, or at least turn the blame for the war on the opponent. "

No one went offline. It was probably early in the morning when the general manager told you that the reality of our company's decision to fight a world war was not strong enough.

Li Pan clapped his hands, "Okay, don't dawdle, now start the 24, 23 and a half hour countdown, Shiki! Where is Kotaro!"

Ashiya Shiki hurriedly sent a map of Edo District, marking the location of the characters.

"Both the divination ball and the shikigami have been confirmed, and I've been staring at it all night, but there is a ninja head of the Iga Ninja Army, Hattori Hanzo, one of the three royal families, leading a team, guarding all night, it may be interrogating, or it may be a trap. "

"He's not dead, right? That's fine, you can directly contact Tokugawa's important person! Send an announcement to NCHK, asking Tokugawa to release him immediately, otherwise you will be responsible for all the consequences! Don't say it's unpredictable!

Mist!Where do the Tokugawa clan live? "

Shiranui Wuzi hurriedly shared the map,
"In addition to Edo, the capital of the night, the Tokugawa direct descendant of Junfu, there are also three clans of vassals. When the governor has no heirs, the heirs choose from their families..."

"Fuck, it's possible to live like this? You go tell the people in Koka, whoever catches a Tokugawa family for me now can be the dog of the company. Don't come again if you don't miss this opportunity!
In addition, you are leaving now to go to Mount Hakone to take out the company's things.Yamazaki went together and brought 'eclogite and gabbro bracelets', but Tokugawa refused to let him in, so he took a detour from the ground and sneaked in. If you can't get 'Tai Sui', people in 0113 will not let it go!

01044, how long will it take you to get ready. "

01044,"Five days."

Li Pan, "In five days, I'll give you five hours. Once this side is settled, move over there. Can it be done?"

01044, "OK."

Li Pan nodded, the official employees are really reliable.

"Eighteen, contact Ms. Lin from TSC Tianhan and ask her to rent two fleets as a reserve team. In addition, she has a lot of good things in hand. You can buy whatever you want. The company will reimburse you and give Gao Tianyuan's ICE to you before dark. I'll kill it!"

Eighteen, "Okay!"

Li Pan, "Ah Qi, come with me."

Ah Qi hurried to catch up, "Is the boss taking 'bee venom'?"

Li Pan shook his head while changing clothes,
"You can't use 'bee venom' anymore. What the company cares about is respect. Let these bastards die too quickly, and the company won't feel the pleasure of being respected. Let's go to the red zone to see what's available..."

Jingle Bell!
"Tsk, you go first, crooked? What's the matter?"

"This is the CSI security department. There are unscheduled visitors who want to visit your company. Do you want to meet?"

"Visitor?"

Li Pan walked to the glass window and looked out, hey, there are still a lot of visitors, and they directly surrounded the gate of the park.

At a glance, there are at least a thousand people gathered outside the office building. There are bosozokus dressed in fancy clothes and dragging chain bats, thugs with katana and ripping off their collars, and many middle-aged and elderly people in Japanese kimonos.At this moment, a large group of people are cross-eyed with the CSI security forces with "Oula Oola", "Kuo La Kuo La" and "Nang Da Nang Da"!

Yes, Dongcheng Club!All staff assemble!
Li Pan was shocked.

Ah, ah?No, isn't the downtown area Ye's domain?Isn't martial law being negotiated now?The situation is so tense, how did so many of you come here?Do you take the subway? Doesn't NCPA dare to take care of this?
Then he scanned them with his prosthetic eyes, hey, don't tell me, NCPA really can't do anything against them, because they didn't even bring a gun!Just make an appointment with a large group of citizens, can't we all come to 'shopping' together, can't we take care of your business!

Seeing this group of high school students fighting in groups, Li Pan was really angry and funny,

"Made, what period drama... let them in!"

So the CSI stopped blocking them, and the gangsters broke through the security guards, rushed into the park, and went straight to the building.

The elders took the elevator, the younger brothers climbed the stairs, and a group of people lined up in the corridor at the entrance of the company...

Li Pan also stood at the entrance of the company lobby, with his hands in his pockets, confronting the minions of the Dongcheng Club, waiting to see what tricks they could play.

After waiting for a while, the elevator finally dinged. An old man with white beard, white hair and white kimono came out first, followed by a few strong men with tattoos.

"Total! Yes! Long!"

Li Pan, "..."

The old man walked to the door of the company, squinted his eyes and stared at Li Pan for a while,

"It really is A Quan's eyes..."

The old man suddenly opened his eyes, chopped off the crutch in his hand, and his pupils shone terrifyingly!
"Yagyu Tajima! Let's seek justice today!"

"Hey shit...fairness..."

Li Pan took out his hand, raised his middle finger, and rubbed the prosthetic eye.

"Iron—baa—!!"

The gangster behind the old man immediately roared, Chi la!Rip off your shirt!The 'loyalty' on the left arm and the 'righteousness' on the right arm were shown straight away, "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."Facing Li Pan was a superman flying punches!

...and he bang!I had to bump my head against the light wall at the entrance of the company, like a fly hitting a glass window and bouncing back as it was...

Li Pan is also really hard to collapse, he can only let out a long sigh.

"Made, a bunch of bugs..."

(End of this chapter)