i'm not a cyberpsychopath

Chapter 113 Beria

'Ark of the Covenant/Archive'?Never heard of it, is it the dialect of "file cabinet/archive" on Earth 01...

In short, in the hands of collectors, is there a way to get rid of the control of filing cabinets?

Well, at first, Li Pan couldn't understand what these people were trying to do by jumping from such a vicious company as Monster Inc., but now he himself is a little moved.

Let's not talk about the company's various businesses themselves, the risk of a narrow escape.

Just the monstrosity, the filing cabinet/archive.

Resurrection in situ!Reshape the real body!And instantly reset the body consumption caused by other monsters!Whoring cheats for nothing!It's just too awesome!
Maybe other recruited employees will feel that their lives have been repaired, and a new start is a new start!It is simply a benefit of the company!

But is there really such a good thing?

Is it really worth nothing?
joke!Li Pan is no longer a primitive man!To be honest, every time someone calls him and says congratulations on winning the lottery, our company has decided to give back to old customers and give you a few months of phone calls, millions of traffic, and a hundred sports cars for free. He can't wait for piapia two The slap was slapped back along the phone line!
It's nothing more than deceiving Lao Tzu's feelings, but you are still insulting my IQ? ?

What's more, even if you don't consider the cost of using the filing cabinet, what is it?

Just the shredder/existence delete sitting next to it is creepy enough.

To this day, Li Pan recalls the tragic scene when the last manager of the company was strangled and killed by a paper shredder and turned into fly ash.

To be honest, when he asked Da Xiong to help him get a job, he just wanted to work as a part-time job, make a living, and repay the loan in installments.

If it hadn't been for being slapped so badly at that time, he would have been dead anyway, and he was really desperate. Li Pan would never have signed that kind of contract of selling himself to be the dog of the company.

Nothing to do with dignity.

Odd jobs, scavenging, mercenaries, although poor, hard and dangerous, but at least your life is your own.

But these days, once you become a dog for the company, you have no choice.

The bones of the 10,000+ Tokugawas outside are still not cold, so there are still people who don’t understand this truth, right?
Thinking about it this way, Li Pan can completely understand the mood of someone in the company who wants to switch to a collector.

Of course, he can also understand that even if 01 blows up the whole world, he still has the determination to make an example of others and eradicate collectors and their hidden supporters.

The filing cabinet problem is, without a doubt, at the heart of Monsters Inc.

Every company must have a general manager, apparently based on filing cabinet rules.

In the case of Li Pan, you have to file your resume before you can be selected as the acting general manager.

So now that three plane companies have been acquired, it is enough to show that collectors have indeed mastered the core mechanism of filing cabinets/archiving to some extent, not only to get rid of it, but even to use it for themselves.

This is no longer a simple market competition. Collectors are attacking everywhere, poaching people from the company with great fanfare, acquiring the company's assets, and robbing the company's monsters.

This is already dredging from the bottom of the pot and declaring war with the head office.

The existence of collectors is the greatest disrespect for the company.

Wanting to understand all this, Li Pan did not speak for a while, and did not dare to continue this topic.

Who knows if 01044 slipped the tongue accidentally, or told him on purpose?

The other party is a cadre from the 01 head office!In case of doubting his loyalty, deliberately probing, and failing the test, wouldn't he be deleted? ?

So Li Pan seized the opportunity to show his loyalty.

"Be careful!! There are land mines!!"

01044,"Line mines?"

Indeed, although there are magic organs along the way, an old-fashioned pressure-sensitive trigger mine was unexpectedly buried between the floor tiles, and it was buried between the gaps between several floor tiles.This medieval castle style, the ground is not very smooth, if you don't look carefully, you really have to step on it.

I have to say that this collector is quite insidious. He also knew that the company would probably send professional occult experts to deal with the magic workshop, so he played a trick out of nowhere.

What?How did Li Pan see it?Wow, don't underestimate people, okay?Anyway, minesweeping is also part of his undergraduate professional course...

Li Pan squatted on the ground and took a look,
"It's an old-fashioned fragmentation infantry mine. It doesn't have a production serial number. It was probably produced by a local private workshop."

01044 is curious, "Why is my prosthetic body not scanned?"

Li Pan explained, "You can't rely too much on civilian scanning. Now advanced prosthetics are said to be equipped with built-in scanning for prosthetic eyes, but that's just a marketing tactic. The fourth and fifth level implants are actually just the most basic lidar, and some are simply Algorithm optimization based on network signal feedback can scan civilian electronic devices, network ports and baseline loops in the nearby network very accurately and quickly.

However, the more complex the design of electronic equipment, the more likely it is to be detected, destroyed, frequently blocked, and hacked. Therefore, the design idea of ​​military equipment is actually as simple and practical as possible. also works fine.

For example, if you look at these old-fashioned landmines, there was no network link remote monitoring and active triggering function at the beginning. The design idea is very simple, that is, the most basic pressure sensing element, and the synthetic plastic shell is directly used, with ECCM coating for anti-radar waves. , This is specially used to delay the enemy's advance and guard the periphery. As long as you can hear the sound, you don't need to pursue too much power. It can be done very covertly. "

01044 is also impressed,
"Can you lift it?"

Li Pan shook his head,
"I don't bring professional equipment, and I don't know how sensitive the pressure parameters are. Moreover, if you find one mine, there may be a hundred around it. It seems that collectors have also recruited professionals to provide technical support."

01044 suggested, "What about flying over there?"

"Fly? How fast?"

01044 took out a propeller from his bag and held it in his hand, and he floated up, similar to the anti-gravity spine...

Li Pan looked at the surrounding environment,

"It's too slow. The interior space of this castle is too narrow. If sensors and flea mines are buried against the wall, it may be plotted against by the other party."

01044 nodded,
"Understood, then there is no need to waste time sneaking in, just knock on the door."

Then Li Pan saw that she picked two Philosopher's Stones and stuffed them into her mouth, crushed them between her teeth, swallowed them raw while chewing, the pink juice in her mouth overflowed from the corners of her lips, and then I found a gas torch from the luggage bag, only the gun head, and the gas pipeline was broken. Holding the gun barrel, I took a deep breath, and a bright yellow flame ignited at the muzzle of the gun.

Then 01044 turned around and smiled at Li Pan,
"Get behind me."

Li Pan quickly took a step back, and saw her raise the torch, facing the castle in front of her, press the switch, and said with a smile,
"The Holy Flame of Diophilus."

Golden flames gushed out from the muzzle of the gun!Like a golden wave, it filled the city walls in an instant, and the flames of the Liaoyuan spread their wings like an awakened phoenix!The golden light that bloomed in front of my eyes set the bricks and stones all over the city into flames in an instant!The monstrous heat wave ignited the majestic and huge castle into a huge bonfire, and the whole building roared and cracked in the sea of ​​flames, like a huge monster hissing and wailing in the flames, burning to nothing!

Didn't Nima agree to knock on the door first, and order them first, this style is indeed very corporate...

Li Pan hid in the sky-high flames and shivered, oh, it wasn't him who was shaking, it was the suit on his body that was shaking.Li Pan could feel the 'fear' of formal clothes, as if the clothes were about to leave him at any time and run away.

This is the first time this kind of situation has happened to the formal suit. It seems that this holy flame can cause fatal damage to the 'formal suit/guardian'.

It's amazing, 01044 is a cadre, and it's still a clone chained by a prosthetic body. After a few hours of hasty preparation, he cast a magic at random, and he can scare the formal suit like this.It seems that there are quite a lot of strong men in the heavens...

After burning like this for about ten seconds, 01044 released the switch of the spray gun, and the flame was so unscientific that it went out instantly, but this kind of firepower was enough to burn down the entire workshop, and all the magic circles of mine traps were broken. The entire main body of the building was scorched black, leaving only the dry and broken frame of the castle.

"Looks like there's no one..."

01044 threw away the used spray gun casually, found a light bulb from the bag, stuffed a Philosopher's Stone in the light bulb, held the light bulb in his hand, radiated milky white light, and walked into the scorched ruins to search .

Li Pan followed with a hammer in his hand and asked,

"Did you see the starship jumping in the face, and transferred it in advance? It seems that the collectors don't have the strength and the company to face it..."

As a result, before he finished speaking, 01044 suddenly stopped.

Then Li Pan saw it too. He just took a step. The moment he walked into the charred ruins, a bed suddenly appeared in the castle.

A gigantic bed of fatty, sebum-like organic matter...or a throne?And there was lying on that bed... what a goddamn horse?
Human type?It can't be regarded as a humanoid, but it looks like some kind of mammal that has been skinned or has no skin... a monster.On its neck, where it may be the face of the skull, there is a meat fan that opens and closes vertically. I don’t know if it is a mouth or something else. If that part is the head, there are two goat-like growths on its head. Its horns, the round and huge abdomen protruding, I don't know whether it is fat, sarcoid or pregnant, the balloon-like swollen body, and the soft limbs at the end that resemble goat's hooves, are covered by the huge sebum underneath it. The throne is covered by it, so you can't notice it unless you look carefully.

Li Pan can only describe it to this point. Anyway, in front of him, it is a scene that is difficult to express in words. He can only estimate based on experience. This thing is about six to seven meters high. It is the size of a large ship-borne SMS. With such a large tonnage, it is estimated that a single RPG can't kill it, and it has to be bombarded by the ship.

But just in case Li Pan asked quietly,
"01044, can you see this shit too? I mean, my eyes should be fine, right?"

01044 ignored him, but stared at the big-bellied goat and said,

"Beliya...you...how long have you been here...no...what generation is this?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha……"

Suddenly, from all directions, and as if from the depths of my mind, laughter sounded like silver bells.

"I haven't seen Maria for a long time. What kind of spell are you going to use to drive me away this time? Let me be surprised too."

01044 fell into deep thought for a while, frowning,

"Interesting... I haven't seen you in a few centuries, and you've made some new friends too... So what exactly do you want to give birth to?"

"Hehehe, take a guess, won't it be boring if the answer is revealed..."

These two people, the two monsters, spoke a few dialects and dialects for a while, mixed with a lot of proper nouns from other worlds that obviously did not belong to the pronunciation of human vocal cords. I can barely hear that this monster is indeed pregnant and not obese...

But he didn't come to listen to people talking, so Li Pan shook the hammer in his hand,
"Hey 044, how about I pull monsters and you output them?"

"Wait," 01044 shook his head, "don't make a move."

"Are you coming alone? Are you sure?"

Li Pan naturally did not dare to take this Beria's boss look lightly.

At this moment, he has already assembled his whole body's true energy, carrying a hammer in one hand and putting the other in his pocket, always ready to transform into a handkerchief knight, follow up with a Mach [-] per second surprise attack, and finally receive a real dragon breaker and sage's hammer to smash his head!Take the first kill!

But 01044 still shook his head,

"It's going to give birth tonight, let's wait and see what it can give birth to."

Li Pan's eyebrows were twisted into a Sichuan character,

"Ah? No, why wait? Don't you take advantage of its illness to kill it at this time?"

01044 took out a shard of glass from the bag, held it in front of his eyes, looked at Beria, and explained,

"It's useless for these demon gods from other worlds to drop monster projections on the earth. They want to move freely, and they need a suitable container to exert their power and change the rules of the world. Well... you can understand it as They are not acclimatized, so they also need suitable prostheses.

However, human bodies or artificial prosthetic bodies alone cannot exert their original power, so often in the early days of their arrival, they will only cautiously choose some apostles from the indigenous people as their own puppets.Let these apostles act on their behalf, prepare suitable containers, and then descend as clones. "

Li Pan understands,

"So this apostle is the real body of Beria? Well, when it is born, I will swing it with a hammer..."

01044 changed three pieces of broken glass one after another, then shook his head,
"No, it's useless, it has completed the ritual of reincarnation at least three times, and among all the great demons I have expelled, this is already the one with the highest degree of completion and the closest to the real body.

I think Belia should have been hiding in 0791 for quite a long time, and has accepted human sacrifices for a long time. With its current strength, it can tear open the gap and descend at any time, turning 0791 into its own hell.

My current preparations have made it difficult to completely banish it. "

Li Pan was dumbfounded when he heard that.

"Ah, ah? No, so this is not to take advantage of its illness to kill it..."

01044 Open the package, take off the Philosopher’s Stones from the alchemy tools one by one,
"I can't win this time, so I have to see what kind of thing it gave birth to. This way we can be prepared to deal with it next time.

It doesn't matter if it's just a big devil, but if it's not... Hehe, what is it that requires a big devil to descend three times to conceive...

Hehehe, I'm really curious..."

Did she laugh?
Well, 01044 actually laughed, staring at Belia's belly curiously, like a primary school student who discovered a novel species.

"...Hey! Damn! Hey!"

Li Pan was shocked.
"No! Curiosity? Just because of curiosity, you want to let it give birth to that even more awesome demon god!? What if you can't figure it out? What about 0791?"

01044 didn't even look at Li Pan, just shrugged,

"So what, anyway, we will be rectified tomorrow? Whether we win or lose tonight, the ending of this world will not change in any way."

"Hey! But I don't want to play this kind of BADEND!"

Li Pan knew that he could not count on her, so he kept on doing nothing, smearing his handkerchief on his face, swung the hammer of the sage, and rushed to kill the monster!
01044 did not stop him, but reminded,

"Beware of its aura."

What halo?
Then Li Pan heard a chant.

Above Belia's head, between the horns of the goat, a purple light circle suddenly bloomed.Like a blooming electromagnetic pulse, the circle of light expands rapidly, blooming and spreading like a wreath, like the waves created by a stone falling into the water, layers of purple fire waves, filled with amazing magic energy rushing towards the face...

"Fuck?"

Not to mention that Li Pan felt trembling all over, and then tore off his suit!Get out of body!It seemed that his own skin was so frightened that he simply took it off his body!Get lost!
"Fuck."

So Li Pan only had time to use the sage's hammer to block the vital point, and was swept head-on by this 'halo'!The Hammer of the Sage exploded into pieces in an instant!The pink mana resisted it a bit, but Li Pan was still hit straight by the turbulent magic fire and shock wave!It was blown out all of a sudden!
"Fuck—!"

This was the first time that Li Pan was directly beaten out of the handkerchief knight state!The handkerchief was flying far away, and the whole body was blown up by the purple halo, so that the smoke billowed, and the flames covered the whole body!

01044 had been prepared for a long time, pulled out a tablecloth from the handbag and covered Li Pan's body, instantly extinguishing the purple magic flame on his body, but just like that, all the flesh on his body was burned, and his whole body was scorched from the outside to the inside. Tender and smelling like grilled meat.

"Hey shit! Blackie! What are you doing!"

Li Pan sprayed black smoke from his nostrils, and turned his head to scold his formal attire.

But Zhengzhuang is holding his head and hiding in the corner at the moment, as if he is suffering from depression and refuses to come out.

01044 is not surprising,
"Your guardians have been fatally injured before. They are actually very courageous. If they almost die once, they will not be able to help but want to escape when faced with a desperate situation. Be cautious when using them. If not, change them." Just."

"Damn it! You should tell me in advance! It's a scam, isn't it!"

Li Pan rushed forward angrily, held down his suit, and took out the sword pill from his trouser pocket.Turning his head, he stared at Beria with murderous intent, spraying black ash from his mouth and nose,

"Fuck it with me head-on, right? Look! Let's see who can do it better! Kill ghosts! Kill!"

Jianwan shot!Huaguang suddenly appeared!Feijian leaps!Then draw a sword rainbow in the sky!
"Ha ha!"

Beria laughed lightly, two pieces of flesh on one face, and a deep hole like a trumpet flower appeared on the head, and Jian Guang was swallowed in one gulp!
01044 was not surprised at all, as he was still holding a glass piece in his hand and watching,

"It has been reincarnated so many times, it has long been the demon lord of this gap, don't use the rules of other worlds to challenge others..."

"what--!!!"

The sound of rushing blood wind rang out, and there was a shrill sound of fingertips cutting through the glass. In the blood river that soared into the sky, a head with goat horns and morning glory was chopped off by a golden light.

01044,"...ohhh."

As soon as Li Pan grasped the flying sword pill, he made an uncivilized gesture and fell to the ground.

Well, his turn is over...

(End of this chapter)