i'm not a cyberpsychopath

Chapter 15 Night Attack
Yesterday, because of the episode of the vampire Kate in tights, I stayed in the hotel for a night and enjoyed life for a while. Li Pan has to start practicing exercises tonight.

Practice "Nine Yin Scriptures".

After all, these years are really too dangerous, a stray bullet flies over suddenly and you will be burped until you are cold.

The formal suit/Guardian may be the only bulletproof vest that Li Fan can rely on at present. He has used up all the keys, so of course he is not willing to waste it like this.

Regardless of whether this is really useful or not, let's train him first to see if there is a chance to re-contract with the guardian.

So relying on the system to search word by word on the Internet and translate word by word, Li Pan sorted out the qigong practice method of the first version of "Nine Yin Manual", and tried to practice it first regardless of the three or seven.

Of course, he doesn't believe that it is possible to "practice" these days, but as Huang Dahe said, there are still Kung Fu movies, Xianxia games, and various meditations, yoga, etc. on the Internet media. Gymnastics, massage, qigong masters, etc.

Therefore, Li Pan took this "Nine Yin Manual" purely as a yoga practice.It would be a pleasant surprise if you can increase your waist strength.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect. Li Pan sat on the sofa doing exercises. After two hours, he felt his lower abdomen was warm for no reason, and he seemed to have a "sensation of energy"!
Uh-huh?Well, it was a misunderstanding...

As a result, after practicing like this for a long time, except for a few extra trips to the toilet, Li Pan felt that he had gained nothing at all.

Sure enough, cultivating internal skills in a sci-fi world is too ridiculous, probably just having a weird dream for no reason.

But just as Li Pan wanted to wash up and go to sleep, and lay down until dawn, he suddenly heard a muffled sound of 'dong dong', 'dong dong', 'dong dong' coming from the side of the sofa bed.

What is this sound?And it seems...

It came from the patio outside.

Although the sound insulation quality of the apartment in the slums is not good, Li Pan can often hear noises such as the upstairs and downstairs of the neighbors, the party, the dancers, the quarrels, the shooting, etc., but there are very few noises on the patio. There would be strange noises, so he fell asleep with his head toward the window.

Nonsense, this is the 45th floor...

So Li Pan casually opened the metal shutters to prevent acid rain, and looked out with his head.

Then he saw two people standing outside.

Yes, standing on the outer wall of the apartment building one behind the other, almost at a ninety-degree right angle, standing against gravity completely!

And these two people are still climbing up, no, no, they are jumping, from the outer wall of the window on the 42nd and 43rd floors, "dongdong", "dongdong", one in front and one behind, jumping flatly.

Li Pan fell into a trance for a while, his head couldn't believe what he saw, so that the other party jumped close to see clearly.

It's a zombie.

Yes, zombies.

Their hands are stretched out flat, their nails are sharp and long, like ten steel knives protruding from between their fingers. The clothes all over their bodies are rotten, and they look down on the style, but from under the big robes, a thick black body is vaguely exposed. Mao, at first glance, looks like a monkey with two human heads, but with the system to adjust the resolution and observe carefully, you can clearly see the face of the zombie. The skin and nose have all rotted away, and the dead flesh on the face is black again. It was dry again, the eyes, mouth and nose exuded thick black smoke like flames, and huge fangs like tigers and wolfs protruded from the jawbone.

Li Pan rubbed his eyes,
No, is he really awake?
There are two zombies jumping from the patio to the 45th floor?
'dong dong'

Zombies stare at him,
"Ha-ah!" There was a scream!Pounce!It flew over like a human torpedo! !

"Lying in a big slot!"

Li Pan raised his head violently, almost flattened by Gang Feng Linglie's palm!Rolling and rolling over from the sofa bed, pulling out the 'Black Kite' backhand is bang bang bang and firing seven shots to empty the magazine!

A zombie was flying in from the window, was shot head-on by seven bullets, and flew out backwards!

But even though he hit, Li Pan's heart felt cold for a while!
Made is not a dream!it is true!
And just kidding, this is a hunting pistol!Increase the explosive bomb!The elephant's head was blown to pieces by you, why did you get seven moles on this zombie's forehead! ?

Li Pan put on his formal attire and turned his head to shoot, but the moment he opened the door, he was torpedoed by a zombie again, and he had to rush in!He slapped his chest with a crossed hand!
"puff--!"

Li Pan flew out spraying blood. The amount of bleeding was so large that it almost shattered on the wall.

Now Li Pan feels like he was hit by a big truck, and his whole body is excruciatingly painful!It clearly felt that most of the bones were snapped off!
And there was an indescribable, extremely gloomy cold current!He was punched into Li Pan's body by the palm of a zombie!It's like a thread of ice pierces from the lungs to the whole body!Drill straight into his skin, no, muscle, no, bone marrow!If you can't live, you can't die!

But what's worse, he's running wild!
Yes, ignoring the severe injuries to the body, fractures and shocks, and internal bleeding, he was really running with all his might!

Under the lead of the suit/guardian, Li Panzheng ran with both hands and feet like a dog, rushed through the corridor, and ran straight to the elevator!
"The elevator door is not easy to open! Take the stairs!"

Li Pan sprayed blood and roared loudly, and the formal suit/guardian also received it, with a sliding shovel on both legs, walked around the corridor, and went straight to the stairs.

At the same time, Li Pan also changed the magazine, turned around and shot!
Bang bang bang bang toward the two-headed zombies 'flying' from the hallway as they tore open the door of the apartment! 'Fire another round of incendiary bombs!Boom and ignite them all!In an instant, the costumes on the zombies were burning!Light two humanoid torches in the hallway!It's like a balrog crawling out of hell!Still unstoppable to rush towards him!
"Dan Nima!!"

"what--!"

"Bang bang bang bang!"

Made!It doesn't work or it doesn't work!Bullets don't work at all!
800 yuan is enough to finish the fight, but it can't break the defense at all!

Although the speed of the two zombies is not fast, they can't dodge bullets, and they can't even catch up with the running suit/guardian for a while.But it was too hard!

The level four hunting pistol can only make marks on the zombie's head, and the flames can't even burn through the hair on his body!Electromagnetic bombs and armor-piercing bombs are useless!Military alloy Military alloy is an alloy that can resist military bullets!Still afraid of civilian bombs like you?
And after all... this is a zombie!They're all dead, aren't they? !
"Wait, wait! Slow down! Slow down! They can't keep flying, they're jumping around!"

Hearing the sound of 'dong dong' and 'dong dong' resounding in the corridor, the suit/guardian has already rushed down the stairwell to more than a dozen floors, leaving the zombies far behind.

But Li Pan couldn't take it anymore, blood was overflowing from his mouth and nose, and it was not hot, but cold, and there were even ice flakes in the blood!

Mad, a ghost zombie with attributes to increase damage? ? ?

Sigh, stop thinking about it, now Li Pan is in pain like his bones are broken, the amount of bleeding must be due to internal organs or ruptured arteries.

No, I won't be able to stand it if I don't go back to the file, Xing Tian, ​​call.

Fortunately, the other side will pick up in seconds.

K, "?"

Li Pan sent her a selfie.

K, "Where."

broom head,
"Apartment, back door, fire exit."

K, "OK"

So Li Pan, escorted by the guardians and pursued by "Dong Dong", rushed out from the stairs of the apartment all the way, smashed the fire exit with the butt of his gun and broke out.

Then a golden light shone from overhead.

Li Pan raised his head, and saw K wearing a black windbreaker, riding a hoverbike rushing out of the viaduct, and a handsome tail flick stopped in front of him.

"boarding!"

"Oh... KUSANAGI! Kusanagi Sword?"

Although it was repainted black by the blood clan with their dark gothic aesthetic, and replaced with gold-plated accessories, it was dressed up as Ye Shi's dark night noble skin.

But there is no doubt that this is the No.1 in the "Men's Motorcycle Gang" selection list over the years, the latest version of Takamahara Motorcycle Co., Ltd.!Plasma engine!All intelligent assistance!System-wide adaptation and customization!Level [-] motorcycle!Grass Pheasant Sword!
Of course, there are also motorcycles. After all, motorcycles are just riding an engine alone.Motorcycles are more wild these days, such as grass pheasant swords and cold fusion reactors.

"Amazingly handsome..."

Li Pan couldn't help touching her smooth and round curves... pointing to the motorcycle.

"K, your little boyfriend has quite good eyesight!"

A voice similar to K's voice sounded.

K was angry, "Shut up Serena!"

Awesome, high-intelligence assistance, built-in personality assistance AI, independent subsystem six-level chip, perfect cyber WAIFU!

"Hi Serena, I'm Li Pan, nice to meet you."

"Hi boy, I'm Serena. You can call me S."

K interrupted their conversation impatiently,

"Okay! What beat you up like this? Werewolf? Chitengu? Royal Court? Uzumaki Gang?"

Just as Li Pan wanted to speak, he closed his mouth and watched her silently watching her pull out a row of colorful custom-made bullets, long guns and short cannons, swords and silver cones from the opened side seat of the motorcycle.

"...By the way, why did you arrive so quickly? Why did you offend so many people with such thorough preparations?"

K rolled his eyes at him, then frowned suddenly,

"what sound?"

"Boom!" "Wow!" "Ah——!"

Zombies!Blast off the wall panels on the fifth floor and rush out!

"What the hell!"

K flicked his hand to empty the magazine, sparks flew everywhere, it was useless.

"It's your distant relative! Go away! Don't hurt Moto!"

Li Pan was also polite, and sat up and put his arms around her waist.

So Serena accelerated to start!Two people, one car and one suit, escaped at the front!Shuttle between the colorful light signs and phantom neon advertisements of residential buildings!And the two zombies started to catapult like guided torpedoes!Flying up and down!Catch up!
"Clap clap clap"

"Send me to Monster Inc!"

“Da da da da”

"Cerine! Send him away!"

K turned around suddenly, turned around and rode on Li Pan's crotch, locked his waist with his legs, and took a gun from the winged motorcycle cabin to reload!

"bang bang bang"

"Auto Cruise On"

"Oh, that's cool, you can also control traffic lights with a connected security system!"

"Yes sweetheart!"

"Don't flirt with my car!"

K pulled out a carbine, and put the butt of the gun on Li Pan's shoulder. "Ping Ping Ping Ping" fired again, and the butt of the gun shook Li Pan's shoulder blades.

"Damn it! Tougher than a wolf! What the hell are you messing with?!"

K also didn't care about Li Pan anymore. At this time, she also encountered a similar dilemma. She emptied the magazine with sparks and lightning all the way, but all kinds of special bullets had no effect on the pursuer.

Li Pan coughed and vomited blood, rubbed his head and said,
"These are called zombies in the east, and they are said to be distant relatives with your vampires on the Internet. Do you have special weapons against vampires? You can try them!"

K was furious, "I told you not to read the nonsense on the Internet!"

Then Serena delivered a new row of clips, some kind of purple radiant liquid flowing in the glass magazine.

"Ultraviolet Luminescent Protomolecule Cartridge!"

K roared with a big move, and pulled out the big gun 'Black Kite' resting on Li Pan's waist that caused her pain, loaded it, fired, and hit!

"boom!"

The zombie chasing ahead was shot between the eyebrows!Some kind of purple radiation liquid was injected into the blood vessels of the whole body along the entire forehead!In an instant, the whole body lit up, and the spreading purple light was like a flow of liquid and fire, shining like stars and shadows wherever it passed!The zombie figure burns and radiates from the inside out, and finally 'Bang! With a bang, it exploded into ashes all over the sky!Become a purple star in the night sky!The instantaneous impact and diffusion of the light stream wiped out the advertising lights on the entire street!
"Ahhh-!"

The companion was shot in seconds!The remaining zombie went berserk instantly!This scream woke up almost half a block!
"Top! Come again! Feed it with a shuttle!"

Li Pan clapped his butt excitedly and applauded.

"Do you know how expensive this hair is!"

K roared and made another shot!
But it was empty!
Mad this thing can hide! !

Well, are you only allowed to shoot and no one is allowed to hide? Of course, there is no need to dodge if there is no injury, but since you have found carelessness, if you don’t dodge, you will die, so the fool will not dodge.

But wait, this thing is actually smart?

"Shhhhhhhhh!!"

What's even more unbelievable is that the zombie made a move!The moment K reloads, aims and shoots!Suddenly, both palms came out together, and black smoke and dust surged all over his body!It seems that the black hair all over his body has been gasified, turning into a tornado, entwined and condensed on his palms!The entire zombie turned into a one-horned black dragon in an instant!
K bang!Get a shot, and the purple light will bloom again!Smashed the black dragon's right claw!But the purple flame can only burn a small half!But the black dragon circled and roared!Crashing away, overturning the vehicles with lights along the way, chasing and biting the motorcycle!

K was shocked, "Impossible! Even the millennium elders can't withstand this shot!"

Li Pan yelled, "Thousand-year elders are nothing! Didn't you see that this fucking thing is about to soar! One shot is not enough, two shots! Don't be reluctant to pay for it!"

K gritted his teeth, pushed back the side magazine that was shining with purple light, and then lifted it, and it was dismantled completely, transformed into a sniper rifle-like launcher full of technology, and aimed at Li Pan's shoulder.

"Selin! Activate the anti-pulse! Hold me tight!"

Li Pan hugged her waist tightly.

"Anti-EMP mode activated"

Then he heard the soft hum of an electromagnetic pulse, the smell of ionized ozone in the air, and the scent of K's body.

The moment he raised his eyes, Li Pan saw from the rearview mirror of the motorcycle that a dazzling purple beam of light shot out from the muzzle of the sniper rifle, hitting the head of the zombie black dragon!

The whole black dragon didn't even have a chance to roar, it was instantly ignited into a dazzling purple flame, burned and exploded, turning into a rain of fire, shining like a river of stars.

For a moment, a small half of the city was swept into darkness by the electromagnetic pulse, leaving only the bright purple dragon-shaped flame, which slowly faded on Li Pan's retina.

"Good shot!"

Li Pan gave her a thumbs up.

K had an ugly expression on her face, as if she had lost several small targets in the stock market, then she turned her head to stare at Li Pan, grabbed him by the collar and dragged her to her face.

"Why, I have no money to pay you!"

It's like the classic plot of a Hollywood blockbuster where the hero and heroine are chasing a car, and after a passionate shootout, they have to hug each other and smash each other to death with their tongues.

K also gnawed on it, but don’t get me wrong, people don’t have any personal emotions. If you gnaw it literally, it will probably return a little blood, and it will save Li Pan from coughing and coughing. Dirty her moto splash dirty her shoes.

Of course, don’t mention it, the French style of the female vampire is quite distinctive. Although it’s icy cold, it’s still quite soft. It was clean, and from time to time, I bit it lightly with my fangs, curled it up and hooked it outward, and it was a little irritating...

"At the destination, the automatic cruise has been suspended."

"Ohh Ohh ohh!"

The formal dress manipulated Li Pan to get off the motorcycle, but K hung on his waist like a koala before he could suck enough.

So Li Pan couldn't enter even when he reached the gate of the park, so he had to slap her twice.

A group of CSI security guards on the night shift silently ate dog food with their guns in their hands, their expressions wished they could all be shot at Li Pan's head.

"what……"

Only then did K restrain the impulse, raised his head, showed his fangs, his eyes reflected bright light, his mouth was full of blood, he looked like some kind of big cat.

The security guards took a step back, and their eyes on Li Pan changed from jealousy to admiration.

Li Pan doesn't care anymore.

"Thank you."

K jumped off his waist, licked the blood on his lips, and got on the motorcycle.

"Don't die, sweetie."

Then she walked away, and the taillight of the motorcycle quickly turned into a star in the night sky, disappearing into the jungle of skyscrapers, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

(End of this chapter)