i'm not a cyberpsychopath

Chapter 182 Pets
"Hiss...it's so cold, what's going on, it's summer now...should I add two degrees?"

Caizi was shivering from the cold, reached out to turn on the air conditioner,

"Holy shit, this shabby car doesn't have an air conditioner! It's even older than my grandpa! What should I do? Can you bear it?"

Then she turned her head and looked at the fluffy Leticia who had turned into a werewolf.

Caizi, "Hey, where did you buy the orc suit! Don't just focus on yourself! At least take off the gloves and put them on for me! Let me cover my hands if I'm freezing to death!"

Leticia, "Aww!"

The two of them pulled for a while, and the truck pulled two zigzags before it stabilized. However, Cai Zi couldn't stand the cold anymore, so she parked on the side of the road, let Leticia drive, and went to the vending machine on the side of the road to buy a cup of hot coffee to calm down. slow.

Turning his head to look at the carriage on the trailer, the dew covered on the alloy plate had already formed a thick layer of ice, and the cold air was blowing, as if he was transporting a huge lump of ice.

"Even with all these weird gadgets, there are still people willing to buy them. These rich people are really..."

"Excuse me."

A sudden sound came from behind her like a needle being stuck in her neck. Ayako Akiyama shuddered and activated her prosthetic body. A spirit ape jumped upside down onto the vending machine, stretched out her hand to hold the scabbard on her back, and turned her head to look.

I don't know when, an Asian in a formal suit, like a workplace dog who just got off the night shift, is also standing in front of the vending machine, looking at her with a half-smile.

The coffee cup slapped and splashed on the company dog's leather shoes, but the latter didn't care, and asked with a smile,
"Excuse me, is this car for sale?"

Caiko stared straight at him, her pupils shining a strange light red, and her lens dilated even further.This is a typical characteristic of being overloaded with too many prosthetic implants in an instant, pumping too many stimulants into the bloodstream, and being on the verge of going berserk.

Eagle Hitomi
Yu Ting Ninja's eyes when killing people

But the company dog, unafraid, reached slowly into the lining of his suit, pulled out a business card, and smiled kindly,

"I am the salesman of PTG Polytechnic Trade Group, Zhang Fang, this is my business card, out of bidding etiquette. How about selling this car to our company for 30 yuan?"

Ayako Akiyama slashed out with a knife, and drew out the knife to chop, but the man turned the back of his hand, put away the business card, and clamped the tip of the knife between his fingertips.

"Is that why you refused. Oh?"

Zhang Fang suddenly looked surprised, because the sleeve of his suit was cut off.

Akiyama Caizi's family handed down sword drawing and chopping is also a ten-year hard practice, and it is genuine. Although she has no ancient relics in her hand, the sword wind was still chopped out.With a knife, Zhang Fang's sleeve was scraped open, and a white mark was cut between his eyebrows.

Well, shaved off a few eyebrows, that's all.

Zhang Fang let go of the blade, touched his face, "Interesting..."

Caizi exerted all her strength and jumped back to the roof of the car to distance herself.

Can't beat

The top-level prosthetic body, not to mention that with her full strength, she can slash a person, and the opponent can't be cut by her standing upright.The gap is simply too great.

And he wasn't the only one.

As if afraid that she wouldn't notice, two formally dressed company dogs floated out of the darkness under the streetlight, one in front and one behind, blocking the way in front and back of the trailer.

Zhang Fang unbuttoned it leisurely, took off his coat and put it on the vending machine, revealing a neat and clean white shirt, while rolling up his sleeves,
"Then, since we have greeted and rejected the offer, and the bidding process is over, let's start the war now.

I heard that the manager of TheM this year is an arrogant and ignorant person, but he does have some skills. "

Zhang Fang grinned,
"Coincidentally, me too. Come on, let's play two hands."

momentary silence

Zhang Fang, "Why, don't you dare to fight? Then just replace them?"

The company dog ​​at the front raised his hand, turning his prosthetic arm into a plasma cannon.The Company Dog in the back spread its back, revealing a bomb bay filled with swarm missiles.

Although she was kneeling on the roof of the car and was freezing to death, cold sweat still oozed from Caizi's forehead.

Damn, there are no people here. Is it necessary to use a plasma cannon to fight a truck without air conditioning? ?How about running away...

At this moment, the car door rang, and Leticia, who had returned to her human form, came out.

"If you want to fight, I'll fight with you!"

Zhang Fang smiled, opened his eyelids, and revealed the bionic body number under his eyeballs,

"That's okay. I usually use BYB's Back Weijun, but it's a pity that I can't buy it in this rural area. It's the first time I use this AG-RS911, and I'm really not used to it. Be careful."

Leticia didn't waste any time talking to him, strode forward, sprinted hard, stepped forward and kicked Zhang Fang forward, stabbing Zhang Fang in the heart.

Zhang Fang retreated.

Leticia took advantage of the situation and ran after two steps. She jumped and kicked, almost jumping over her head, and kicked down on Zhang Fang's forehead.

Zhang Fang dodged sideways, just outside the attack range.

But Leticia's waist strength is amazing, she turned and twisted her waist in mid-air, took advantage of the momentum and kicked in the air, and kicked her heart with another leg.

Zhang Fang still controlled the distance, and turned around to avoid it by a hair's breadth.

Leticia landed on the ground and seamlessly connected with the lower part of the kick, and a sweeping kick came quickly.

Zhang Fang jumped a little, and dodged with ease.

Leticia's leg skills are indeed superb. She kicked the upper and lower legs in a sweeping motion, and kicked out a series of kicks.The kicking skills are indeed very beautiful, and the thighs are indeed very beautiful, but it is of no use as Zhang Fang dodges them all.

But Zhang Fang warmed up, took advantage of the opportunity of Leticia's double kick to the outside of his thigh, suddenly stopped dodging, raised his knee sideways to block, and bumped Leticia head-on with his calf bone one move.

With a crisp click, Leticia's leg was broken, as if she had kicked her foot off an iron pillar.Of course, the actual situation is similar, after all, there is a difference in the strength of the prosthesis...

Leticia groaned coldly, holding back the severe pain, and knelt on the ground.

Zhang Fang didn't pursue her either, so he looked down at her condescendingly,
"Whether it's physique or skill, it's too weak as a security guard. Why, are you just his pets?"

"Aww!" Leticia snapped her broken leg back into place, transformed instantly, and flew towards Zhang Fang, swiping her paws.

Zhang Fang spread his hands, "You can still fight at the fifth level, so let's switch to the environmental protection mode to warm up."

Leticia showed her claws and fangs, and swooped over. Caizi also took a deep breath, dodged to follow behind her teammates, and used her werewolf body to cover her sight, ambush in the shadow.

However, Zhang Fang completely ignored the beast in front of him. He took brisk steps and took up a boxing stance. He easily dodged the violent claw strikes. Sometimes he turned sideways and shook his head to avoid Cai Zi's slashing attack in the shadows. The blade.

The mouth was still wheezing, whizzing, whizzing, and the hands were jabs and punches from time to time, hitting the wolf with sticks and sticks, but it didn't use much force, just treating the two of them as sandbags to practice boxing.

Caizi is not stupid, she knows Zhang Fang's level of superhuman prosthetic body, what 911, maybe the whole 0791 earth only has two or three prosthetic bodies, just with a werewolf and a Chunin, it is impossible to hurt him .

So while drawing a knife to force Zhang Fang to step sideways to create an opportunity for Leticia, she also looked at the opportunity and hit darts one after another on the container behind her, reminding the boss not to pretend to be dead Come on, come to the rescue.

After fighting like this for a few minutes, Zhang Fang suddenly sped up, moving horizontally from side to side suddenly, making lightning strides, a left uppercut, and a right amputation, hitting Leticia into the air and flying out in a whirl. The bones were broken and scattered on the road like a dead dog run over by a car.

Caizi screamed and stabbed her body. Unfortunately, she was kicked from the side without any suspense. Her whole body was kicked into the air and she was kicked 20 meters away from the carriage. She was kicked so hard that her internal organs were churning, blood spurted from her mouth and nose, and she fell to the ground. I couldn't get up for a while.

Zhang Fang patted the dust on his leather shoes and straightened his sleeves.
"You're ready, I'm almost warmed up, come on, exercise mode."

So the container door opened.

Li Pan got out of the carriage, his body was covered with a thick layer of frost, and white smoke billowed from his head, like bacon that had just been taken out of the refrigerator and hadn't had time to thaw.

"Hush-huh-"

Li Pan took a deep breath and carefully tore off the ice flakes from his lips and eyelashes.

"it hurts……"

Zhang Fang looked at him, "What's wrong? There's something wrong with your refrigeration system? How about warming up for you?"

He started suddenly with force, causing the bricks on the ground to crease like ocean waves. He jumped in front of him in an instant, raised his leg high, pressed his head high in the air, and smashed Li Pantian's spiritual cap down with his kick.

boom!
This kick was like a heavy artillery, blasting the ground into a crater.

"what?"

Missed.

Li Pan disappeared.

"Um?!"

Zhang Fang was taken aback, turned his head suddenly, and saw Li Pan appearing behind the plasma cannon dog blocking the way, and slapped him with a wave of his hand.

The dog's head of the plasma cannon dog was blown away.

"Heh... Interesting——!!!!"

Zhang Fang screamed wildly, stepped on the ground and started to launch, like a rocket. The bang instantly broke the sound barrier. Like an arrow from a string, it shot straight at Li Pan. A superhuman flying fist hit him right in the face...

"Afterimage!? Impossible!!"

This rush was too fierce, Zhang Fang plunged into the houses, and the demolition seemed to knock over dozens of houses with a bang, kicking up a large cloud of dust, and before there was any time to delay, Zhang Fang jumped over the ruins with a big jump, and rushed forward Back to the battlefield.

But at this time, the second dog's head had already been cut out five holes in the forehead by Li Pan, and he twisted it off and held it in his hand, while the other parts had been frozen into ice crystals and bloody water.

The two colleagues were killed in seconds, Zhang Fang was a little surprised for a while,

"What kind of technology is this? Individual leap? Impossible..."

And Li Pan took a breath for a while, and used two escapes in a row, and finally melted the ice on his body. His whole body was wet, as if he had crawled out of a bathtub.

Li Pan threw the dog's head aside, wiped his face, twisted his shoulders, and felt that the two men were still breathing, and nodded.

"For the sake of your mercy, I will reserve [-]% of my skills to play with you."

Zhang Fang looked at the ice energy all over Li Pan's body and grinned,

"Ha! Good! Crazy enough! The off-road mode is activated! The anti-cold module is loaded! The prosthetic body is heated! The output is overloaded!"

In the blink of an eye, Zhang Fang's whole body glowed with golden light like the sun, steaming heat radiated from the prosthetic body, and his whole body was like a burning furnace, a blazing oven, emitting an astonishing heat wave.

"Ready, right? Then I'm coming. The 37th Road Xuanbing Palm!"

Li Pan slapped his hands in a stance.

Zhang Fang laughed for a while,
"Chuanwu? What era is it now... Okay, I'll play with you and download a complete local martial arts package collection!"

The two faced each other for a few seconds, and suddenly they erupted together, one white and one gold, one cold and one hot, roaring and colliding together.

There is no doubt that these two can be called supermen with seventh-level weapons in terms of parameters.

The naked eye could no longer tell the difference between the two supermen's palm-to-bang moves, and even the two sides in the battle couldn't fully grasp all the opponent's moves.In fact, one is calculated by the intelligent auxiliary system, and the other is the backboard of rote memorization of palm routines.

So if you really slow down and analyze it, you will find that the two of them are really playing in an ancient style. You move one move and the other moves, and there is a cold wave and a heat wave. Practice, the sound waves spread out from the night sky, and the nearby urban areas can hear bang bang bang!bang bang bang!The applause roared.If Li Pan used local martial arts, he would naturally be restrained by Zhang Fang, who had analyzed the whole set of martial arts and palm routines. Fortunately, what he used was not human martial arts.Even though Zhang Fang's intelligent brain computing power is amazing, he couldn't match the corresponding routine for a while, and was even beaten into defensive mode all the way.

But people's energy is limited, and the performance of intelligent assistance can continue to be enhanced by overloading. In addition, the established routine of Xuanbing Palm is also there. After walking forty or fifty moves in a row, the two figures passed by and stood apart. .

Li Pan looked at the palm prints on his shoulders.

His ability is really far behind Li Qingyun. After two consecutive escaping methods, [-]% of the Shangzhen Xuanming Qi in his body has been lost, and the Xuanbing Palm's skill is not enough, and the training is not enough, and he can't break the top-level prosthetic body. Cooperate with intelligence to defend, and in less than fifty moves, the opponent's intelligence system found a flaw and shattered his shoulder.I have to practice again...

So Li Pan adjusted his breath twice, rubbed his shoulders, and brought back his true energy to recover from the injury.

"RS911, isn't it, the performance is good... How much is it?"

Zhang Fang stood where he was, raised his hand and threw the business card like a dart,
"It's only two to three hundred million. It's out of date. In fact, at this price, I would recommend the Wei Wuzu armed version. If you are interested, please contact me."

Li Pan took his business card,

"PTG...you don't seem to be members of the committee, right? What do you do? A trading company under BYB?"

Zhang Fang laughed and said,

"What kind of thing is BYB? I help them bring goods to their boss's face. We are the first-level agent under the MICC, and we do all kinds of business, of course, the main thing is arms.

But let’s not mention this for now. Li Pan, you are very strong. Are you interested in joining us? "

Li Pan looked at him, then at his business card,
"Oh, what price do you offer?"

Zhang Fang smiled, broke through the sound barrier, and punched like a human-shaped missile!
"200 million!"

"Nine Seas Break."

Li Pan raised his hand and pointed, far away.

An invisible qi force was like a long cone, poured from the fingertips, and hit Zhang Fang's heart with one blow.

boom! !

Zhang Fang exploded, although he is indeed very powerful, his performance is stretched to the limit, and his operation is also very good. He can intercept all fifty moves of Xuanbing Palm, and he can even hit Li Pan once.

But after facing Xuan Bingzhang for so long, Shangzhen Xuanming's true energy had already entered his body, and the structure of the prosthetic body was frozen. It can be said that the performance and material strength of AGRS911's prosthetic body to survive until this point. He was holding on, but when he was poked by the Devil-Breaking Finger, the Xuanming Qi in his body was detonated on the spot, and the cylinder exploded with one move, beating him to pieces.

Li Pan looked at his head that was blown to his feet.

"...By the way, let me confirm, is 200 million an annual salary or a monthly salary?"

Zhang Fang, "...week, weekly salary... commission is calculated separately... there will be a bonus at the end of the year..."

Li Pan, "Oh...fuck, fuck?? Wait! Wait! Don't die, hey! How much is the bonus! Mr. Zhang! Mr. Zhang——!"

Zhang Fanghua.

All the cells in his body were blasted away by Shangzhen Xuanming's true energy, turning directly into ice and blood.

lie down...

Li Pan was shocked.

200 million weekly salary?An annual salary of [-] million?And commission bonuses?
Is it really the strength of Zhutian Company, wow... I want to change jobs...

Seriously, if the company doesn't give him a regular promotion and salary increase after this fight, he'll just quit...

Li Pan put Zhang Fang's business card away, then turned around, and looked at Leticia and Caizi who had been beaten to the ground like dead dogs.

Zhang Fang didn't kill the two little pets, he left them a sigh of relief, and beat them into cripples, making them lose their fighting power.

Alas, trash...

Li Pan had no choice. These two guys were almost at level five in terms of combat power. In the last version, they could even compete with him at a [-]-[-] pace, and they would roll around on the ground together, but now they can no longer keep up with the company. The intensity of war was defeated by one move.

Or I can only say that I, who once had a [-]-[-] split with them, was actually pretty useless...

Li Pan shook his head, picked them up and threw them into the co-pilot, used the battlefield first aid medicine, anesthetics and cardiotonic injections that came with the SBS uniform to hang their lives, and drove to the capital of the night.

"Cough cough cough..."

I don't know how long it took, Leticia was jolted awake. After all, it was a dog's life, she was beaten like a dead dog, and now she has recovered.

However, Ayako's internal organs were shattered and she was already in shock.

Looking at Li Pan who was driving, and at the Caizi thrown on his chest, Leticia also got powerless,
"Where are you?"

Li Pan was careful to avoid the potholes on the road, "Trash mountain. You should be able to get to the factory before noon."

Leticia was silent for a while,

"It was you who dismissed the company dog?"

Li Pan, "No, he fell and died."

Leticia glared at him, and asked after a while,
"Why did you suddenly become so strong? Obviously there is no implant...Is it medicine? Or surgery? How much does it cost?"

Li Pan squinted at her,
"Why, do you want to be like me?"

Leticia nodded.

Li Pan stretched out his hand, "Hand, no, finger, tap it."

Leticia was stunned for a moment, and stretched out her index finger to point at Li Pan's palm. She felt a tingling pain, and her fingertips lost their temperature, forming a layer of frost.

Li Pan pinched hard and scraped off a layer of frozen dead flesh from her fingertips.

Leticia punched him, "Ah! Fuck! What are you doing!"

Li Pan didn't care either, rubbing the ice crumbs in his hand,

"You can't, you don't have the qualifications to practice my kung fu."

"Hmph, I don't want to say it..."

Li Pan didn't explain much, just suggested,

"You can eat more meat to gain strength, or you can directly transform into a metal half-orc, put a few howitzers on your body, and have enough firepower.

When fighting, you have to pay attention to controlling your heartbeat and breathing. Werewolf transformation is also unstable, and there is still a lot of potential and room for optimization.In addition, your movements are too obvious, the attack mode is single, and there is no false move at all, so no one else needs to guess.

If you like kicking with your legs very much, I will introduce you to a great master, and practice kicking with him. Your strength and quality are good. If you hone your skills, there will be considerable room for improvement in combat power. "

Leticia was silent for a while, and was beaten to the brink of death, which was indeed the original motivation for most people to improve their combat power.After all, who knows if he will be so lucky next time, wake up and get up again.

"mom, Mom, Mom……"

Leticia lowered her head helplessly, and glanced at Caizi who was lying in her arms, murmuring in her dreams, while hugging Caizi who was crying.

"What's the matter with this school girl? Is she underage?"

Li Pan shrugged.

"What's the matter, her mother died. I just picked it up."

Leticia looked at him,
"So we're really just random pets you picked up?"

Li Pan turned the steering wheel and shuttled through the garbage mountain.

"You must be right, don't pay too much attention to it, all of us are just pets of fate."

Leticia was silent for a while, then suddenly frowned,

"Are you familiar with this road?"

"Very familiar? Just kidding, I can live here, okay?" Li Pan raised his head, "Do you know how long I have detoured around here in order to find a path to enter the territory of the Whirlpool Gang?"

Leticia frowned and looked at the surrounding garbage dumps, unable to understand,
"So why do you want to enter the territory of the Maelstrom Gang?"

Driving alone is quite boring, so Li Pan chatted with her,

"For smuggling to make money, oh, but at first it was to date my ex-girlfriend."

Leticia stared at him;
"You? Ex-girlfriend? Are you real?"

Li Pan rolled his eyes,
"Of course it's a real person. Why do you think I'm talking about my right hand?"

But Leticia refused, pointing to her nose,

"So we are just pets. She is an ex-girlfriend??"

Li Pan is also inexplicable,

"What's wrong?"

Leticia took a deep breath, resisting the urge to bite the man to death. After all, gossip got the upper hand, and asked,
"What's her name? Wait, she's from the Uzumaki Gang!? That Uzumaki Gang??"

Li Pan rolled his eyes, stopped the car, pulled the handbrake,

"Hey, you're a bitch, she just happened to live in an industrial area, and we met online playing games, how did I know she belonged to the Whirlpool Gang through the network cable."

Leticia grabbed him,

"Don't try to escape! Tell me, what's the name of your ex-girlfriend!"

"……Hey."

Li Pan was speechless, and pointed to the Sentinel of the Whirlpool Gang who was blocking the road not far away, and was aiming at their sentry with a machine gun.

Leticia had no choice but to let him go.

"Tch, always half-talking..."

Li Pan jumped out of the truck and said to her helplessly,
"Wei, her name is Wei. Originally, we teamed up to lead the boss to the top, but she hooked up with the boss.

She is still a rich lady, tsk, I was careless for a while, fire prevention, theft prevention and girlfriend protection...

Anyway, she just dumped me neatly, and now she's doing military service in Europa.

Sigh, it’s great to have money, really, you can buy anything..."

Then he closed the car door, put his hands in his pockets, kicked the can on the ground, and walked to the checkpoint opposite in loneliness.

(End of this chapter)