i'm not a cyberpsychopath

Chapter 28 Gift Taxes

Really, get rich overnight!
Li Pan didn't sleep well all night.

It wasn't because the apartment that had just been repaired was blown up again. This time, the company didn't report for repairs, and the northwest wind was blowing.

But we have money!
50 million yeah!
Although it was a life-changing exchange, and it was more or less suspected of being soft...

But 50 yeah!
Li Pan couldn't even set his mind to practice, so he rummaged through various shopping websites, thinking hehehe I have 50 yuan, what should I buy?
Pay off the loan first?Come on, where is there such a cost-effective interest-free loan now, let's use it first.

So what to buy?Prosthetic body?Sports car?apartment?How about a big meal?It's not nutrition cream with Chaomeng, but the real rice?Yes, yes, set a table, tsk, it’s so expensive, it’s better to eat wontons, 50, [-] bowls of wontons!When will this be eaten!How about going downstairs to eat?Alas, I have already eaten enough in the cafeteria and college, and I still pack it up, so let’s do it tomorrow.

As a result, he struggled all night, and in the end Li Pan didn't buy anything, just lay down on the sofa and slept.He wants to experience the rush of a rich man waking up from his dream!

Then the next day he opened his eyes.

"Citizen Li Pan, the tax system detected that your account had a huge fluctuation higher than the deviation value the day before, and a large amount of capital flow occurred in the review. Based on the Anti-Money Laundering Act, your account has been frozen. Please wait for the audit evaluation , if you have any questions, you can file a complaint..."

"Fuck—!!!!"

Li Pan was about to go crazy.

"The Tax Bureau! Cao Nima!"

The tax bureau, the true strongest king of the heavens and the world.

Tax auditors, QVN's strongest hacker organization, none of them.

The Tax Office is responsible for collecting taxes from all companies, and all citizens, within the jurisdiction of the system.It is used to maintain the daily maintenance and operation of public facilities such as public security systems and scientific ethics committees.

By the way, the company seats of the Supreme Security Council are also arranged according to the amount of tax paid by the tax bureau.

So you know.

If you don't pay taxes, the IRS has the right to kick you out of the whole system, whether you are an ordinary citizen or a director of a company.

Based on the QVN virtual network and the framework of the public security system, the crystallization of the entire human civilization, you can't link it, and you can't apply it.

Some people think, what's the matter?Isn't it disconnected?Can't live without the Internet?

Of course, you can still live. In fact, there are many people who are not connected to the Internet, and there are many people outside the system.For example, the bankrupts in the slums, the unregistered cyborgs, the gangs in the neighborhood, the murderers in the sewers, the exiles in the wilderness outside the city, the rebels in the far border...

If it's okay for you to be with them, you can just evade taxes.

The IRS is watching you.

"Hasty, hastily, hastily!"

Li Pan pulled the sofa up and beat him violently before he could control his emotions.

Absolutely, really Nima absolutely.He actually forgot about the existence of the Tax Bureau!

Well, because he is only [-] a month, the tax bureau is too busy to check him?
What's more, Li Pan is an orphan of a soldier and a reserve soldier. He is a serious employee and a legal citizen with various bonus protections. He has many invisible welfare policies, tax reduction qualifications, and various tax rebates. Therefore, the actual tax threshold is actually It is much higher than the basic standard of an average monthly income of [-] yuan set by the tax bureau for wage earners.

Of course, his two thousand and five hundred yuan is still a little far from the standard and even the tax line, so it has never been checked.

However, since the turnover of 150 million in a day is far higher than Li Pan's annual salary income, it directly triggers the red line of the deviation value warning, so it would be a ghost if the tax bureau didn't check it!

In short, if you are found out, you have to pay taxes.

Of course, the regulations of the tax bureau are engraved in the core of each system, and they can be queried even if they are disconnected.

Li Pan checked online, but fortunately, he was not laundering money, and Yeshi and Wuche also provided guarantees, so no matter whether he filed a complaint or not, the procedures were legal and compliant, and the account would be unblocked sooner or later.

And even if the account is frozen, the loan will be repaid normally. As long as there is a company credit guarantee, he can continue to borrow. Except that he cannot pay in cash, it will not affect his normal life.

The only question is how much to make up this time.

According to the regulations of the tax bureau, it doesn't matter whether it is an oral transaction, a private contract, a relative's inheritance, a reward from an anchor, or even a roadside beggar.As long as you accept gifts from others, you must be taxed.

If it is a gift in kind, maybe the tax bureau is not easy to value, but cash transfer through the public network?Please, don't challenge the professionalism of the tax auditors, okay?

In short, the gift tax is the use of excess progressive tax rate these years.If the amount of daily income is between 1000 and 30.00 million, the tax rate is [-]%.

Therefore, since the tax bureau has found out the money, it will take away 30 yuan.

Well, then there is still 20 left for him, okay...

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!"

Li Pan jumped up and beat the sofa violently.

In the end, Li Pan adjusted his mentality and walked out of the apartment in a daze to squeeze the subway to work.

Ah, the street lights are so dazzling, is this the taste of poverty...

"Yo."

Li Pan raised his eyes weakly, looking at the person who suddenly came out of the wonton stall and blocked him.

This is a big man with a height of two meters. He tied his hair with a paratrooper rope. He was wearing a sweat vest, armed pants, labor protection boots, and a motorcycle jacket. The body fat percentage should not exceed [-]% for dead meat.

Judging by the facial features, he is also Asian. He is a plateau race in Northeast Asia. He has a beard and dark skin. He is obviously a field worker who often travels to construction sites. He has a single-molecule dagger and a revolver on his belt. Both left and right hands have ballistic assistance. Huge scars, as if someone grabbed him by something, so he changed his prosthetic eye, and there were scars and nails all over his body, as if he was put together from pieces of meat.

The man grinned, showing sharp white teeth, and greeted Li Pan,

"Yo."

Li Pan looked at him, the decadence and powerlessness just now faded away as if being washed away by the torrent, and the hairs on his back stood up one by one.

What is this riding horse?

The man grinned, still staring at Li Pan,

"Yo."

"Yonima, yo!"

Li Pan grabbed it with his hand and realized that the boy had forgotten everything, so he held up his temper patiently and lifted his formal suit to reveal the "black kite" on his waist.

"What's the matter! Do you want to do two more? Then come!"

In fact, there is no need to introduce himself. Li Pan also knows that no serious things can be raised in a corrupt place like the Capital of the Night. The real monsters come from outside.

And such a monster is not something that can be met by just taking two steps on the road.

This is the first time that Li Pan has seen a guy who has fallen deeper than him.

No, probably already 'seen'.

So, like a newborn juvenile dragon, he meets an old giant tiger head-on.

Threat, tyranny, excitement, the potential in his bones was stimulated at once.

Yes, this man is a three-headed dog, so the guy who shot him twice should be regarded as a real monster.

"Do you want to eat wontons?"

The man opposite suddenly raised his finger,
"I invite you."

Then he turned and walked into the wonton stand,

"Two more bowls."

Li Pan was silent for a while, suppressing the urge to draw his gun and shoot, and stood by the table holding a bowl.

"Why, it's not enough to shoot me twice, but also to avenge my comrades?"

"Avenge the ass."

The man leaned on the table, and while eating wontons, he turned his head and said,

"Hey, my account has been frozen. Damn, you'll be targeted if you transfer this little money. You're actually a poor ghost."

Li Pan never expected that the other party would stab his heart with a knife as soon as he opened his mouth, and even the wontons didn't taste good for a while.

"Fuck! The tax bureau calculates the deviation value! Why do you have nothing to do with others! You are also a poor ghost!"

"Fuck! Do you think I am arguing with you about who is poorer!"

The man chewed the wonton angrily, took out a data card from his trouser pocket, and slapped it on the table.
"Here is a copy of the video of shooting you the night before yesterday. The identity information has been edited and falsified. I submitted this evidence to the team to account for the completion of the task. The matter between you and the three-headed dog is considered to be settled." Qing. Understand?"

Li Pan frowned, "Why hasn't it been settled yet? Slowly, I've sent you all the money."

"Wipe!" The man squinted at him with his right eye,
"You think it's a good idea to let the three-headed dog let you go for only 50? Do you know how much a spider is! How much are they short of you? One point is not enough for a tooth sacrifice, okay!

It was your horse who came to the door and put a gun to Lao Tzu's head. I'm just selling Yeshi some face! "

The man snorted and snorted as he ate up the wontons, and he swung his head up to drink up the wonton soup before wiping his mouth.

"Anyway, I can't stand the investigation. If you can't figure it out, I'll just finish the task and slip away. Do you think I'm really afraid of them?

And it's agreed, it's 50, not a single cent less, and you have to make it up to me for how much the tax bureau has deducted from me. "

Li Pan narrowed his eyes, looked at the data card, then at the man,

"Then I might as well kill you and save 50, what do you think?"

The man scoffed,

"Fuck! I'll show you face and you're still excited!

The three-headed dog does not lack my gun, not to mention that if you really have that ability, why would you ask your horse to come out in the first place, let's continue to do it.I'm watching you. "

Gritting his teeth, he took out a data card that stored black money from his trouser pocket and patted it on the table.

"Boss, you don't need to look for it. Yo, let's go first."

Li Pan frowned, but still didn't shoot the man from behind.

After all, no matter how powerful the other party's personal ability is, it's just a gun. In K's words, he still obediently took the money and settled.

But as far as this matter is concerned, Li Pan doesn't plan to find K anymore, that's not really a soft meal.

And the owner of the wonton shop came to collect his wrist, swiped his card, and said "tsk", and complained to Li Pan,

"What are you looking for! Broom boy! Your friend squatted all night and ate a full forty bowls! You only gave me one hundred black coins, how do you want me to settle the bill!"

Li Pan is also speechless, so you should tell him, why, you don't dare to speak out when you see his parents are fierce?
But to be honest, this bastard, could he just have money all of a sudden, so he would have a big meal first, and then find out that his account has been frozen, so he should just wait here for him...

The boss is still nagging,

"Broom boy! I have a small business, and I have no place to launder money! If I get caught, I will be fined! If I have no money to pay the rent, I will really go bankrupt! You don't want my A-Zhen to go to sea to become a prostitute!"

"Fuck! Your Ah Zhen is none of my business! Hey, hey, don't do anything! That's all right, all right, give me the black money, I have a channel, the meal money will be on my account, and I will pay you back next month."

"Okay, broom boy, I watched you grow up, and fed you a lot of soup! Believe you once, don't do it!"

"Okay, okay, I promise to live until next month to pay back your money."

Li Pan is also in debt now.Although the wonton shop at the door is not very clean, it is still hard to eat, and you can still taste some meat, and the neighbors can pull it if they can.

Of course, it's definitely not because of any relationship between him and Ah Zhen. Although she used to play ball to eat wontons, if Ah Zhen looked at the stalls, she would always secretly give him more and always give her father a scolding, but this girl is also taking the college entrance examination this year. Well, if he went into the sea just because of this shit, it would be really miserable.

But the windfall is really hard to keep. The tax bureau intervened and put him on the verge of bankruptcy, but the tax bureau is awesome, what can you do?Look at that three-headed dog. Made is injured all over. I don’t know how many years he has worked on the border. How many people have survived?

Anyway, let's unfreeze the account first.

Li Pan is an employee of the company. As a serious citizen, he acts in an upright manner and follows the rules. It is much more convenient to submit a tax payment application to the tax bureau.

So Li Pan didn't care about it anymore, and didn't even bother to file a review appeal, and directly filed a tax payment. He paid 30 in one go and unfrozen, leaving only 200 in the account.

But his work is simple, and the three-headed dog is a bit troublesome.The pile of black money in this guy's hands is not visible, and he can't stand the investigation at all.

After all, to prove that it is a 'gift' and not money laundering, you have to submit a report to the tax bureau, explaining the reasons.

Wuche College did a good job, submitting the monitoring data of Caizi Akiyama and others who hacked into the access control of Li Pan's apartment. NCPA issued a written report of "robbery" and "damage to public property", and the principal apologized. It was paid privately.

But on the side of the three-headed dog, everyone hides in the dark and fights, and no one is clean. Whether it is Li Pan killing people in the Taiping District, or using a sniper rifle in the safe area, it is illegal, not to mention what happens in case of being killed. The boss of the three-headed dog found out that the sniper and Li Pan reconciled in private, and there would be troubles.

There is one thing to say, this matter is indeed too rough for K to do...

No, considering that people usually ride Kusanagi swords, maybe they really didn't expect a mere 50 transfer. The accounts of these two poor ghosts will experience abnormal fluctuations in extreme deviations, which directly lead to the tax bureau...

Cough cough, in short, if you go the way of "gifting", it will definitely not work, not to mention that you have to pay another 15 in taxes, and the three-headed dog insists that you will get 50 in the account, that is to say, considering the 30.00% Li Pan has to donate at least another 21 tax rate...

dying……

This nima only received 100 million yesterday, but he still owes [-] today? ? ?
Seriously, is there really nothing wrong with Nima in this world? ? ?
But fortunately, Li Pan still has a formal job of 500 yuan a month, so after clocking in at work early and studying the company's rules and regulations, Li Pan still thought of a way.

After all, in the final analysis, this is a capitalist society!
The company is the master, so of course everyone is encouraged to start a company and do business!

Although the gap between the rich and the poor is huge, due to the over-developed commodity economy, this is also an era of serious consumerism and waste.

So those really rich people will try every means to use the rules to avoid the high 'gift tax' and 'inheritance tax'. A typical example is the use of 'consumption tax'.

For example, starting a company, doing business, making money with the left hand and selling it to the right hand, earning subsidies and tax rebates, and producing a lot of low-value garbage to avoid tax fraud and write off accounts.

It's not that the tax bureau is unaware of this kind of operation, but the question is, if the company is not allowed to do this, how can it produce so many cheap civilian goods to support most of the people in the world who can't earn hundreds of dollars a month? What about the poor?
So the opportunity is here.

The 'gift tax' is 30.00%, but the 'consumption tax' is only [-]%!

correct!In order to promote the post-war reconstruction of 0791 and avoid turmoil in the plane, the tax bureau granted a special tax reduction for 0791 goods!Except for a few luxury items, most of the 'consumption tax' in the night capital has been reduced from 13.00% to 0791%!A ten percent drop!This is the root cause of Ye's Group's large-scale dumping of 0791!Just pull the thing to [-] for a turn!Hard to earn [-]% of the profit!

The monster company is actually doing this kind of thing. To put it bluntly, if you sell a monster for a sky-high price, honestly, the taxpayer company will go bankrupt. Why don't you just hide it in the warehouse carefully and dare not declare and pay insurance normally?

Therefore, Li Pan's plan is also very simple. The 50 yuan transferred to the three-headed dog has already occurred, it has been frozen, and the tax needs to be paid, so save some money within the scope allowed by the rules.

As long as the 50 yuan given to the three-headed dog is changed from "gift" to "payment for goods", and "consumption tax" is paid, it is only 5000 yuan, and the 5000 yuan is considered a "gift", and the excess is progressive The tax rate is only one level of ten percent.

Even if this matter gets to the head office level, it’s just that the acting general manager uses the company’s warehouse containers to stock up some private goods. To be honest, considering the nature of the monster company, this is a big deal. It’s completely normal business operations, okay? Alright, the logistics department just clicks on it and it's over.

As for the three-headed dog... Fuck, to be honest, although these people have a lot of blood and debts in their hands, it is not a pity to die, but they are also lackeys working for your committee after all.It's so miserable that you have to pay the bill with black money to eat a few bowls of wontons. Why don't you let him retire and start a small business?It's too much, isn't it.No matter what happens, the tax bureau has to let him go and unfreeze him, right?
In fact, in order to solve the problem of veterans, the Public Safety Committee also encourages veterans to go into business and re-employ. After all, if the other party has a formal job, they don't have to continue to pay veterans' disability benefits and medical insurance.

In short, there are indeed various special subsidies and tax rebate benefits for soldiers, so after discussing with the landline, Li Fan found that he still has a lot of loopholes to exploit, such as registering a mercenary company in the name of the other party, as 0791 Monster company's contract mercenary partner, not only lower tax rate, but also more legal protection.

All in all, this is not called tax evasion, it is called rational use of the rules to keep you from working hard, killing your life, and earning back the little money you worked hard.

Otherwise, the big men above will move their fingers, and when the tax rate is raised, you will lose a dime in your trouser pocket. At that time, you may really have to kill yourself, reduce the burden on the public relief account, and make the contribution to the end.

(End of this chapter)