i'm not a cyberpsychopath

Chapter 59 Dream Bubble
"Boss, how do you feel now?"

Ah Qi took the tablet to shoot at Li Pan, and the spider drone also turned on the camera, circling around Li Pan.

"I'm so hungry..."

Li Pan grinned and let out an ear-piercing scream, as if a high-pressure airflow was shot from a spray gun, blowing off Ah Qi's hood.

Ah Qi had no choice but to type, "...what is the boss talking about?"

Spider style. Eighteenth, "Maybe I tell you to go back to file."

Ah Qi, "It's back to file. When the company called the police just now, the phone told me to go back to file."

Li Pan screamed, "Oh, that's over..."

Ah Qi, "What is he talking about now?"

Spider-style eighteenth, "How do I know! His chip is not built-in, and I can't connect to it. Did you ask you to delete his file?"

Li Pan screamed, "Eighteen!!"

Spider-style. Eighteenth, "You see he confirmed it."

Ah Qi, "Boss, don't give up, maybe you can still be saved! Believe in yourself, you can do it!"

Li Pan screamed, "Ah Qi!!"

Spider Style. Eighteenth, "Can I only shout once? Ah Qi, poke him and see how many times he shouts."

Li Pan screamed, "Fuck!"

Ah Qi, "Boss, don't worry, I'll make a phone call and ask the headquarters what to do."

Spider-style. Eighteenth, "Don't, he wasn't there a few days ago, the technical department of the headquarters contacted me several times, saying that the F58 'bed sheet' radiation has fluctuated to a critical point, I suggest him not to stimulate it all the time, and tell them that it will definitely happen. It's a security risk, and the boss file really needs to be deleted."

Li Pan screamed, "Why didn't you say that before!"

Spider Style. Eighteen, "Didn't you keep asking Huang Dahe."

Li Pan screamed, "You can understand me!"

Spider Style. Eighteenth, "You can guess it even if you don't understand it."

Li Pan screamed, "Fuck!"

Ah Qi, "Alright eighteen, stop teasing the boss. Boss, why are you standing still? Can't you move?"

Li Pan turned his head to look at Ah Qi, slowly raised his right hand, turned around, and punched the other side.

"boom!"

This punch directly broke the sound barrier!The high-pressure air wave oscillates and spreads in the sealed warehouse, and the strong air pressure almost blows Ah Qi and Spider Style Eighteen away!
Li Pan screamed, "I'm going to move Mach [-] and start now! Nima can't stop it at all!"

Ah Qi and Spider Shiba looked at each other.

"I can't help it, let the boss stay alone for now, maybe it will be better in three days."

Li Pan screamed, "Fuck!"

"That's right, boss, why don't you try the silver key, some things have to be solved by the world over there."

Li Pan, "..."

Ah Qi and Spider Shiba couldn't help much, they recorded the video data, wrote a report and left.

Although Li Pan could pierce the sheets with his fingers, he couldn't control the strength, and if he was not careful, his face would be cut open.

Silver key? It seems that this is the only way to go.

With a move of his hand, Li Pan took out a silver key, which was already his third key in the bed sheet trap...

He couldn't find the keyhole for a while, so he opened his mouth and swallowed the key.

The effect is immediate.

Li Pan opened his eyes and saw the beard.

"Xian, Teacher Xian..."

Still in the cell, Xiantong with his hands behind his back, looked down at Li Pan, who was lying on his back with a big character, and shook his head.

"Looking at me in one pose, you have to enter into meditation for ten months. Your primordial spirit is too weak, haven't you woken up yet?"

One, one month?

Why, is a day in reality a month in this dream world?

"Dream? Hehe, Qingyun, that piece of genius beyond the sky is a fantasy, it is the nest carefully selected by your parents to help you hatch.

When you wake up completely from the egg shell, nothing here will change, but everything over there will disappear and turn into a passing cloud. Tell me, which side is the dream bubble? "

What, what?fantasy?incubation?Egg shell?

Li Pan was taken aback, subconsciously touched his face, and then scratched his chest.

He even pulled out a white handkerchief!

What an illusion!This material!Isn't this a bed sheet!Didn't the bed sheets follow time travel?

"Oh, are things not things?"

Xiantong waved his hand, the white handkerchief automatically fell into his slender fingers without any wind,
"Alright, since you brought it here from Xu Yuan, it must be predestined. As a teacher, I will use it to refine a magic weapon and protect it for you."

What?
Before Li Pan could react, Xiantong waved his sleeves in front of him.

The next moment, the world was spinning, and when he opened his eyes again, Li Pan found himself coming out of the prison.

And the scenery in front of me... how to describe the scenery in front of me...

dark, depressing, eerie
The first thing that catches the eye is the ocean.

A vast black ocean, the sea water like oil, darker than oil, more viscous than oil.The surface of the sea was not turbulent, motionless, even a breath of wind and waves, and the smooth and dull mirror surface was like a huge piece of tortoise jelly.

And the sky is a purple sky, the sky is a mysterious dark purple, the sky is covered by thick clouds, and there is no trace of starlight shining down when you look up.

Then Li Pan lowered his head again, turned around and looked around.

He found himself standing on a gray-white land, a gray-white isolated island on a black ocean, two to 3000 meters tall, the size of a light aircraft carrier deck, and a Taoist temple on a slightly raised hill.

The system of the Taoist temple is similar to what Li Pan has seen before, and it is slightly similar to the Nine Yin Temple in Zhongshan. The dojo of the palace.

It was so dark outside that there was nothing to see, so Li Pan followed into the temple, and saw a fairy carved from purple jade standing on the shrine at the entrance, with a dust whisk in her arms, a pearl in her hand, and a crown of treasures. The exterior is so fine that even the decorative runes on the silk scarf are clearly visible, but the fairy's face is smooth and clean, as if the sculptor specially concealed the fairy's face.

"bye."

Xiantong's voice came from the ear, but the person had turned into the temple and disappeared.

Li Pan also understood, knowing that this fairy is probably the patriarch of the sect, so he knelt down on the futon in front of the shrine, kowtowed nine times honestly, performed the disciple's ceremony, and then entered the inner sect.

After entering the mountain gate, the layout of the nine rooms in the first three courtyards is exactly the same. The atrium is extraordinarily wide and flat, like a martial arts training ground, surrounded by a meditation room for meditation. There are only beds, tables, chairs and futons in the room, which should belong to monks. residence.

Walking through the three temples, there is a large academy. In the main hall, there are desks and desks, which are arranged like a private school.

Going further inside is the alchemy courtyard. There is a huge alchemy furnace in the courtyard. It seems to be made of black iron. There are nine floors up and down, each floor is carved with rare birds and monsters. The fire is leaping, as if there are thousands of gold, jewels and jade inside, rolling endlessly, colorful and colorful.

Li Pan glanced curiously, and suddenly heard a crisp golden sound of "Dang!", but saw that on the alchemy furnace, on the third floor from bottom to top, a carved toad suddenly opened its mouth and spit out a A dark green pill is in his mouth.

As soon as the toad opened its mouth, Li Pan could smell a strange fragrance from a distance. When he got closer, he found that it was the fragrance of dandelion from the green pill powder. After staying in a place full of metal and garbage for too long, Li Pan hadn't smelled it for many years, and his saliva flowed down involuntarily.

Dig the grass!Elixir!
Mr. Xian's voice transmission,

"This furnace refines Jiuzhen Xiaohuan Dan, which can replenish Qi and regenerate energy, strengthen the foundation and cultivate vitality. The pills have not been refined yet, and the ones that are produced now are all mixed. You will clean it every three days in the future, Danza Throw it into the sea and feed the fish."

Oh, and feed the fish... so it's okay to eat?

Li Pan took a pill from the toad's mouth and put it in his mouth.

Oh shit!

It's like eating a giant popping candy!The blooming fragrance is poured into the inner organs like a whirlwind, filling the mouth and nose!This pill qi is so rich that it seems to be liquefied, you don't even need to swallow it, just hold it on your tongue, and you can swallow a big mouthful of pill qi with just a movement of your throat!

Li Pan was so greedy that he took Xiao Huan Dan in his mouth and sucked it fiercely, feeling hundreds of unpredictable fragrances of flowers and plants slipping over his tongue, he had never eaten such a delicious thing in his life!And it really feels full!

You don't need to concentrate on sitting in meditation and practice magic skills, and the energy and spirit of the whole body will be fully restored automatically!The meridians and viscera are filled with cool and comfortable qi flow, as if the long-drought earth has been moistened and irrigated by the drizzle, and it has completely recovered its vitality!
full HP resurrection!

God!good baby!I really like being a fairy!

The teacher was speechless,

"...What's all the fuss about a small pill, come to the backyard."

"oh oh!"

Li Pan got up full of energy, rolled Xiao Huan Dan in his mouth, reluctant to swallow it, and continued to walk in following the guidance of the sound transmission, and came to the backyard of Shangzhen Temple.

On the ground in the backyard, there seemed to be a huge dharma disk like an ancient compass, with at least a hundred circles inside and outside, each circle densely packed with hundreds of characters, and in the middle of the disk was a handkerchief floating The state of white sheets, while Xiantong sits high on the altar.

Seeing Li Pan approaching, Xian Tong made a formula with one hand, pointed at the Dharma plate from time to time, and then the Dharma plate began to change position automatically, from the outside to the inside, opening the hinge, and shining a golden light!

As for Xiantong's other hand, he flicked the dust whisk, and instantly created a blast of wind, and with a flick of the handkerchief, it landed on the golden light, which was completely illuminated!
Like this from time to time, make a tactic, change into a formation, swing your hand and slap it, and the handkerchief in the formation will be thrown up and down, and the golden light will shine in the air, and it will not land on the ground.

"Okay! Teacher Xian played well! This torn bed sheet deserves to be slapped!"

Li Pan applauded.

Xiantong glanced at him, "Shut up. Follow along."

ah?study?What to learn?learn this?This, how to learn this, it is not a system...

Li Pan felt dizzy for a while, but he still tried his best to memorize the opponent's hand gestures.

Xiantong pinched one hundred and eight tactic with one hand before closing his hand, then he raised the whisk and stretched out his hand, the handkerchief floated to his palm obediently without wind.

"How much to remember."

Li Pan waterfall sweated, "One, a little bit."

"Ha ha."

Xiantong handed over the handkerchief.

"Just remember it, and use it."

Li Pan took the handkerchief, looked down, and saw nine golden runes like talismans on the white silk cloth, but he didn't recognize any of them anyway.

"Uh... teacher, can you demonstrate one more, old, teacher?"

When I looked up, it was obvious that the teacher was gone again...

"This extraterrestrial non-object has been added with one hundred and eight layers of seals by me, and the nine changes under the talisman are also considered as high-grade magic weapons, which are enough to protect you from 'refining qi and transforming gods'. My Taishang Dao has its own true biography. So, you can practice on your own."

Xiantong had a sound transmission from thousands of miles away, and then a gust of dark wind blew open all the doors in the backyard, revealing rows of bookshelves in the side room.

Those bookshelves are even more full, and the scriptures, scrolls and bamboo slips are piled up like a hill.

Li Pan was dumbfounded, and walked into a room at random, took a book to read...

grass!I was really drunk, except for 'nine' and 'yin', I hardly knew other characters!
No, Master Xian!Let's start with literacy first, shall we?He is half illiterate!
But Master Xian didn't pay attention to him. He taught him a style of marksmanship, practiced a magic weapon, and then left the apprentice for self-study.

How can this Nima be fixed...

Li Pan scratched his head in annoyance, looked at the scriptures that he couldn't bear a single word, and looked at the handkerchief in his hand.

Well... let's start with this.

Li Pan thought about it carefully, and found that he could actually remember all of Xiantong's one hundred and eight handprints.

Strange, when did his memory become so good?
But it doesn't matter anymore, Li Pan tried to imitate Master Xian's movements according to his memory.

One thing to say, he might really have some talent for cultivating immortals, because just now Li Pan could not only see the pinching gesture, but also see the cyan flames on Xiantong's body converging to the fingertips and pouring into his hands respectively. And the circuit on the magic vessel.

Of course, this should be what Master Xian specially let him see in order to instruct his disciples.

It happened that a small Huandan was full after eating, and his whole body was full of strength, so Li Pan tried to mobilize the breath in his body, pinched the formula with his left hand, held a white handkerchief with his right hand, and breathed while pinching the formula, pouring his Qi into the body. on the sheets.

But there is a problem.

Li Pan obviously felt that it was okay at first, but every time he did three tricks, the energy consumed would double!
When twelve formulas were pinched in this way, the first golden talisman on the handkerchief shone brightly, bursting out with colorful light.But 13% of Li Pan's true qi has been exhausted, and the No. [-] tactic can't be squeezed out even if he lives or dies.

Li Pan also knew that he had reached the limit, so he looked outside the house, waved his hand, and threw the white handkerchief out.

The white handkerchief "Hula" flew out, and it grew in the wind, and in the blink of an eye, it became the size of a 'sheet' again!
But this time, Li Pan could feel that he could manipulate the 'sheet' to fly in the sky as he wished.

As soon as he moved his mind, the 'sheet' flew away at Mach [-] speed, and flew around the island dozens of times in the sky, but Li Pan's remaining energy and energy were quickly exhausted, and his temples ached. The 'sheet' also moved according to his heart, flew back, turned into a 'handkerchief' again, and fell back into Li Pan's hands.

Hmm... Actually, it's quite easy to operate, and Wu Maheye, just throwing it out and hitting people can kill people...

But to use this bed sheet magic weapon, you need to do twelve tricks first, and now Li Pan will use up all the energy in his body in less than three to five seconds. Apart from the energy, it seems that his spirit is also depleted. Now he obviously feels a headache. Cracking, upper and lower eyelids fighting, as if staying up all night in an Internet cafe for three days and three nights without sleep, people are about to pass out.

It is estimated that with his current three-turn and nine-yin training skills, he will not be able to use such advanced things as magic weapons for the time being.

So Li Pan hurriedly went to the alchemy furnace to get a small Huan Dan to eat.The physical and spiritual energy that was exhausted just now was replenished in an instant.It's just that the headache didn't go away, and he was still very tired, his thinking speed slowed down significantly, and he couldn't even remember how to pinch some formulas.

It seems that there is still a skill CD for using the magic weapon, so it is impossible to throw the magic weapon card BUG while taking drugs.

So Li Pan held Xiao Huan Dan in his mouth, sat down and practiced Nine Yins to refine his shape, and adjusted his breath to return to Qi.

Maybe it was because he was too tired after using the magic weapon, so he fell asleep as soon as he sank his head and closed his eyes.

When he opened his eyes again, Li Pan realized that he had returned without accident. He was lying in the warehouse, the 'sheet' covering his head had become a 'handkerchief', and he held it in his right hand, and he could clearly see the handkerchief There are nine golden talismans on it.

...Are you dreaming just now, or are you dreaming now...

Li Pan got up, folded the 'handkerchief', and stuffed it in the top pocket of his suit.

Unexpectedly, he wrapped his head in a bed sheet, his glasses were broken, and most of the artificial leather on his body was torn and chapped. Fortunately, he took off his gloves in advance to practice boxing, otherwise the chip would be damaged and it would cost another 10,000+.

Looking up and looking around, Li Pan found that there were four lamppost-like things erected beside him, which were connected to the portable power supply on the side, projecting a blue light wall, covering him in a cube mask.

Li Pan couldn't figure out what the light wall was for a while, but he didn't dare to touch it with his hands.

Fortunately, the door opened at this moment, and Spider-Shiba carried a heavy machine gun bazooka and a bunch of messy equipment into the warehouse. The camera and Li Pan glanced at each other, and immediately put the barrel behind him.

"Oh boss! You took that monster in 10 minutes! We knew you could!"

"Smelly girl... what is this?"

Spider style. Eighteen turn off the lamp post,

"The bed sheet storage management measures recommended by the technical department are experimental equipment that can release high-molecular polymers to form a protective barrier based on the principle of anti-Newtonian fluid. The faster the object, the harder it is to penetrate the wall, but The disadvantage is that irradiation with high-energy laser light may induce a chain reaction."

"Oh... the technical department?" Li Pan was curious, "How did you get into the technical department? What's going on inside?"

Spider style. Eighteen,

"When the warehouse calls the police, all temporary workers and assets will be given emergency permission to enter the equipment warehouse to take special anti-monster props. I didn't go in, and I don't know the situation of the laboratory below.

However, there are quite a lot of strange things in the warehouse. Many prototypes, test machines, and semi-finished products that do not see their original purpose, I think they are all temporarily made by the former employees in order to manage and control the monsters.

But boss, how on earth did you subdue this monster? "

That's right, after all, the former manager obviously didn't have Li Pan's method of subduing monsters with the method of cultivating immortals, and it probably depends on technological equipment.

"Small idea, just have a dream and it will be solved."

(End of this chapter)