i'm not a cyberpsychopath

Chapter 67

"A work of art? A teacup or something?"

"Well, it's like pots and pans, bottles and jars, you know, the director of the company, people like this tune, they want to collect cultural antiques, fragments of prehistoric civilization and so on. It seems that they are cultural people.

In short, you also understand that when you reach the level of a company director, you no longer care about money. "

They have been entertained all night, so of course they have to talk about work seriously.

So Shiranui Wuzi was directly packed into a box and shipped, put on the company shuttle, and then pulled the goods to Wuche College, and wow, another 600 million arrived in the account.

Li Pan and Saito Keiko formally talked about the company's merger and acquisition case.

Saito Keiko is not a lunatic either, she dare not pack up and give the assets of the Tokugawa family to the company, she is just as a representative, discussing to sell a part of the shares of "Saito House" in her hand, and maybe help old customers buy a few villas for monsters The company, the introduction of capital flow also provides a backer to tide over the current difficulties.

Li Pan ate, ate, took, and took, but he also promised to help Keiko say more good things, but he still hinted to her that he was just a wage earner, and he still had to prepare some souvenirs for the bosses in terms of etiquette.

Saito Keiko finally breathed a sigh of relief, she probably secretly thought that my old lady would go all out to play 48 moves with your kid, and almost broke her waist, and she finally got a word out for you.

So he immediately took Li Pan to the warehouse to pick out antiques.

People in the East are just a lot of tea and bowls. The Oda family especially likes to hold tea parties. Naturally, Saitoya Onsen also has matching tea sets.These things theoretically belong to the Oda family, but the Oda family is gone, who cares about you, if someone really checks, won’t you burn the warehouse?

So Li Pan walked around the warehouse twice, and sure enough, he saw the 'jar'.Although they look exactly the same, they don't seem to have the 'disgusting' feeling in the previous dream.

Is it because it's empty...

So Li Pan pretended to ask casually,
"Hey female general, is this jar your family's? What about the family crest?"

Unexpectedly, Saito Keiko came over to take a look, then silently turned to Li Pan,

"Manager, did you come to visit this time just for this jar?"

Li Pan couldn't help being taken aback, he didn't expect the other party to be so keen, and he saw it right away.

Keiko sighed.

"I knew it... this is just a laser-printed fake. The original has been taken away by Wuzi, and she is in your hands. If you want to know anything, you should ask her."

Li Pan thought for a while, and decided not to hide the truth from the lady boss.

"Female general, your family has been running this hot spring for generations, so you should know about elves?"

Hearing that Li Pan even told about the elves, Saito Keiko also nodded,
"I heard that there was an elf village hidden here before, but it was wiped out later, so I said at the beginning that the soup of eternal spring and so on are all nonsense, just a gimmick to attract tourists."

Li Pan pointed to the jar,

"Then, have you ever wondered why the Jonin of Wuche must come to work in your hot spring house, why must he come to buy this jar in your hand?"

Saito Keiko didn't speak for a moment.Obviously, she was definitely not ignorant, but she was still weighing whether to speak or not.

So Li Pan increased the weight.

"Keiko entertained you with all your heart last night, and I also felt your kindness, and I saw your plan, and I can see that you didn't want to take the opportunity to get away, but wanted to keep the family business as much as possible, and prevent Saitoya from being ruined Take it in your own hands.

So how about this, no matter whether the head office can succeed or not, I, Li Pan, have a little face in the capital of the night. It can be covered.If there is any problem, I will help you solve it, will you believe me? "

Saito Keiko sighed, and took advantage of the situation to stick it into Li Pan's arms again,
"How could I not believe in Li Sang's ability? I don't know how much Wuzi weighs, not to mention that Wu Che would so easily take 600 million to redeem him.

If you have any orders, I can only follow them, I just ask you to take care of them when you remember. "

Wow, this lady boss really flatters men.Li Pan spoke to her in a few words, swayed back and forth until he got angry again, and hurriedly coughed seriously,

"Ahem! This is natural! If you can help me once, Madam Boss, how can I, Li Pan, be a person who doesn't know how to repay me?"

Saito Keiko didn't dare to hide it, so she roughly told Li Pan about the internal rumors of Saito's family, as well as some secrets about Shiranui Wuzi's communication with her.

In short, this thing is what sealed the magic pot of the demon god.

According to the records of the elven documents developed from the ruins near the hot spring, some kind of demon god from another dimension is sealed in this magic pot.As long as this demon god comes into contact with liquid, it will be infinitely powerful. It can also parasitize and control the host. If it is left alone, the entire population, the entire planet, can be melted and devoured, completely corrupted, and merged into a natural disaster.

And these elves, who were ordered to seal the demon god, took the starship and came to the world of 0791. They suppressed the clay pots that suppressed the demon god under the volcano, and guarded them for generations to prevent the demon god from breaking out.

"Sealed under the volcano?"

"That's what the document said, buried deep in the ground and sealed with a river of lava to prevent the demon god from getting out of trouble. But from the later geological survey, it seems that a long time ago, the Hakone volcano erupted once, changing the landscape and groundwater. There is a hot spring of immortality flowing out. Maybe some demon gods broke out and caused the destruction of the elf village."

Keiko Saito recalled,

"Of course, these are all Wuzi's investigations, and she wanted to get this jar more than once.

The first time was 30 years ago. I was still in high school at Jinyao College. Once in the public communication class of the art exhibition, I promoted the hot spring tea party held by myself. One of the photos captured this jar.

So Wuzi and her classmates came to me and said that they wanted to work in my hot spring house during the summer vacation, but then something happened, nine people died, and only Wuzi survived.

The incident at that time had a great impact on my family's reputation. I pressed Wuzi in a hurry, and she was also traumatized, so she told me these things and revealed that she was actually Wuche's trainee Feng Manren. The team came to take the ninja test. They didn't expect so many people to die in the first demon sealing trial.

At that time, she begged me to give her the jar, but Gao Tianyuan put it here by name, and I checked, and I had an agreement with your company, saying that the jar must never leave the range of Hakone Volcano.So I said no.

Later, people from Wuche took her away, and the matter of the pot was not mentioned again. "

Saito Keiko paused, and sent a photo of a document contract, which was clearly a paper contract of the company, to Li Pan to testify, and then continued,

"I once thought that I would never see Kiriko again, but then the war was over, the Royal Court disbanded, and Yuko became Wuche's teacher, a free ninja without subordinates.

She told me that although the mission failed at the beginning, because of the experience of surviving from Fengma, Yuzi was reused and became Fengmanin. Later, she started to come to our hot spring house to work from time to time. Rent the jar, saying that it is to study and practice ninjutsu, and to borrow the power of the demon god to practice or something.

She is indeed a professional ninja, and has the ability to make men think about it day and night. As long as she promises not to take the jar away, I will let her keep it.Alas, she is a ninja outside, sneaking in disguises everywhere, assassinating and sealing demons, the pressure has always been great, because I know her details, and in the end she became a best friend with me instead. "

Saito Keiko took Li Pan to Wuzi's private staff housing.

As expected, the jar is here, as soon as you smell it, it's filthy, and it's an old spittoon fused with all kinds of dark matter slime and human body fluids!What kind of dark cultivation is he usually doing? Damn!

Rao Li Pan, who worked illegally in the garbage dump, was also shocked, and Keiko Saito ran out, covering his face.

In line with the serious and responsible attitude of the manager of Monster Company, Li Pan took a closer look.

Except for a cloudy and disgusting stain and mucus, I can't see anything clearly. It's just chaos itself...

Li Pan thought for a while, imitating the tongue sound,

"てけり——り, てけり——り..."

Then, out of the muddy mucus in the tank, a bunch of eyeballs gushed out like bubbling fish, like fish surfacing to breathe...

Ouch? Hey, old man Gisesger's vomit!

Don't tell me that this is what the hot springs soak in!

Li Pan shook his head quickly, really didn't want to look at it, and didn't want to think about it anymore.

Then the group of eyeballs also disappeared. I don't know if it sank again, or it was just a hallucination. There was still a viscous, horrible and disgusting chaotic water in the jar.

Li Pan also came out to take a breath, and looked at Keiko Saito with a face of "you hurry up and take this disgusting thing away".

"I have to explain the situation to the company. It is best to provide me with the original contract you provided earlier. If there is some kind of seal under the volcano, then it is indeed better to keep this jar with you.

How about this, I apply for the company to sign an outsourced warehouse contract with Saitoya, hold the shares proportionally, and pay the warehouse management and maintenance fees regularly, and the jars will be handed over to you for safekeeping. Anyway, nothing happened for so long, so follow the usual practice Come on, don't mess around with the problem.

In this way, Saitoya can be counted as the company's joint venture partner and protected. "

"I have no objection if you can arrange it like this, but as usual?" Saito Keiko frowned, "Should we continue to let Wuzi take care of it?"

Li Pan shook his head,
"I definitely can't let her interfere anymore, I can swallow this kind of disgusting stuff, it seems that she has fallen deeply in her bones.

If there is such a will as a 'demon god' in this jar, then according to our definition, she might also be an 'apostle' who needs to be guarded.

Anyway, let's put it back in the warehouse first, I'll go talk to the people from Wuche, since the incident is caused by them, I have to take responsibility. "

After it was finalized, Li Pan suddenly remembered another thing,

"By the way, female general, did you just mention that you graduated from Jinyao Women's College? Or the middle school? Pure gold?"

Saito Keiko pursed her lips and smiled,

"The manager is really well-informed. Do you know the jokes in this small circle? In fact, when I was in school, the situation was not so extreme. Enrollment is based on donations. Although it is a college that mainly serves the children of the upper class, all three generations of the family have to review it when enrolling. , but still have to pass the exam and interview.

Our family is not a wealthy family, but we are close servants of the board of directors, so we are also taken care of by regular customers and have the opportunity to enter school.Do those eldest ladies also need maids to take care of them?Hehe, so I still keep my school uniform and maid outfit, Li Sang, would you like to see it? "

"Wow, cough cough! Another day, another day, cough cough!"

So he asked the female general about the address of Jinyao Academy, and Li Pan left in a floating car, first escorting Shiranui to Wuche Academy.

Of course, 600 million is more important, so Kotaro just persevere.

"Su, manager, I'm Yamazaki, I, I finally climbed Mount Hakone!"

Uh……

"Oh, Yamazaki, that's it. I just got information that there may be some kind of ancient seal under the volcano! It may be related to the safety of the capital of night! It's so important that nothing can be missed! Please go down the mountain to check again and take a photo for me. I ha."

"Yes, yes, the task is guaranteed to be completed!"

Ahem, 600 million is still more important. I will arrange a car to pick up Yamazaki when I get back.

I saw Principal Koga with nine heads again.

Today's Principal Koga is wearing a short formal dress, open-collar shirt, ponytail with glasses, and beautiful legs in stockings, showing the true colors of OL Yujie.

She stomped onto the shuttle, folded her arms, looked at her friend Jonin who was packed into a rubber mattress with a cold face, and stared at Li Pan coldly, as if she wanted to eat him alive.

Li Pan laughed and slapped the goods with his hands, which made her tremble wildly.

"Why, isn't this tightly packaged? Don't you think it's still alive and kicking, or is it better to take it apart and give it to you?"

Koga Asahime narrowed her eyes and said coldly,
"Private message link, don't waste my time."

"Why, transfer money, wait first, wait first, electronic contracts are being made, I don't want to be taxed. Oh, by the way, Principal Jiahe, do you know what this is?"

As Li Pan said, he took out a vase and took out the plastic bag containing the mucus.

"This one, I heard it's the demon god sealed under Hakone, the kind that leaked into the sea. By the way, this should be the seal on your Fengmanin side, right? I seem to have heard from enthusiastic netizens that stealing the demon god Power, is it a capital offense for you Feng Moren?
But guess what, the demon god came out of her hole!Cool!So disgusting!I have a video you want to watch? "

Jiahe Asahime was shocked, it seems that she also knows a lot of information, and fully understands Li Pan's meaning.

"That's why I said Mr. Principal, how do you Fengmoren do things? You really quit, right? Even the demons you sealed, you just take them out and use them for yourself? Hey, do you have a little contract spirit? ! Where is the craftsman spirit! Ah!?"

Li Pan smiled and walked directly in front of Koga Asahime, so close that the principal even took a step back, obviously not wanting to be slandered again for dribbling someone.

"You, you guy..."

Principal Koga bit his lip, but was interrupted before he could speak.

"Hey, hey! What a bastard! It's Manager Li, okay! You five people came to assassinate me, I will let it go, and I will help you solve a big problem, and wipe the butt of your principal Jiahe clean, right? !

Do you have to call your benefactor a dick!How to be a teacher!Did you misunderstand your son?Principal Sensai~~~! "

"Gu..."

Jiahe Asahime was about to die of anger, she really wanted to draw her sword and slash people, but she still gritted her silver teeth and said,
"Yes, I made a mistake, thank you for your help."

Ha, I really apologize, this person is also quite interesting, these days he still maintains a strange sense of responsibility and honor, and takes care of the students and teachers of Wuche College who can't do anything like a lumberjack.

It's a big mistake.

So Li Pan's face changed, and he smiled and said,
"Isn't it good enough earlier? Sensai! Why bother to fight? Let's be fair, how many times have you assassinated me? How can I not be private with you, and I will send you back intact. Is there anyone as open-minded as me?

But one size is one size, I don’t care about my own affairs, I am wronged, the dumb eats coptis, and I just swallow it myself.But matters related to public safety can't be so private!

In case your five-car ninjas open the seals everywhere, break the tacit understanding, use the sealed demon god to strengthen themselves, and spread the news that the peace of the capital of the night is ignored, do you think the company will think so?What would the safety committee think? "

"Hush...huh..."

Koga Asahime took a deep breath, corrected her color,
"I see, you are right."

Li Pan smiled, "It's good to understand, then how much is the safety of the teachers and students of Wuche College worth?"

Principal Koga said seriously,
"Naturally, it is a priceless treasure. What you taught, Manager Li, is that Wuzi Shiranui opened the seal of the Demon God privately, which violated the taboo of the Royal Court Sealing Demon Ninja. What she did is unforgivable. Since she violated the taboo of Sealing Demon Ninja, naturally The canonical punishment should be clearly stated, and no cover-up is allowed!

Although she and I have been comrades in arms for many years, in order to protect Wuche and the students, I can only reluctantly make a decision.

Shiranui Wuzi!As Koga Shinobi, I, Koga Asahime, will expel you from Wuche!From now on, you will be a traitor! "

"...Ah, ah?"

"You can hand her over to the Security Bureau for disposal, or it doesn't matter if you dismantle her. Anyway, the college's surveillance has recorded your car. In short, we won't take care of the five cars anymore."

After finishing speaking, Koga Asahime turned her head and left.

"Ah, hey, hey! You bitch repent! No, wait! Wait a minute! 600 million! No! Principal! The price is negotiable, principal! Think again, principal!"

Principal Koga is gone, I don't know where he went after a quick swipe, he's so neat in high heels...

Lying, lying trough? ? ?

Li Pan was stunned.

No, it's a good 600 million, why is it gone in three sentences? ?
Shiranui Yuko, "Oh oh oh oh oh..."

Li Pan was furious, he went up and swung his bow left and right, his heart skipped a beat for a while, and the waves rose and fell.

"What are you doing oh oh oh! It's all because of you! If you can't come up with 600 million to redeem yourself, don't give it to me!"

Shiranui Yuko, "Oh oh!"

Li Pan, "..."

That's right, I never asked her how much money she has?Anyway, the 600 million in hand also flew away, so Li Pan shrugged and took off the chew that was stuffed in her mouth.

"Hahaha……"

Shiranui Wuzi moved her teeth, dragged a mouthful of saliva, panting heavily,
"I... I have... 600 million... Let me go, I will give you 600 million..."

So Li Pan smiled like a flower again,
"Hey, if you said it earlier, you'd be fine, and you've got to make such a big circle, and it's a deal!"

(End of this chapter)