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Chapter 79 Thunder Tribulation
Li Pan opened his eyes and saw the dark clouds billowing overhead, pressing down like a toppled city wall.

What is this?
Before he could react, a thunderbolt suddenly landed on his head, hitting him on the forehead with a bang, causing Li Pan to fall headfirst.

"Oh, I'm going...what's the situation..."

Rolling on the ground with his head in his arms for a while, Li Pan got up with stares in his eyes, feeling fire from his mouth and nose.

Well, it's not a 'feeling', it's actually a blue thunder fire, ejected from the nasal cavity as I breathe.This thunderbolt blasted in from his heavenly spirit, infused with the eight extraordinary meridians, and he was so excited by the electricity!
In front of his eyes, there was even more lightning flashing, thunder and fire everywhere, crackling thunder like shelling, falling down like raindrops, hot ion balls fell on the ground like hail, sparks splashed everywhere, making him run away with his head in his arms.

At this time, there was another loud bang, and blue lightning as thick as a waterfall poured down, almost violently powerful, as if washing the meridians of his whole body with an iron brush. Got it!" His teeth were chattering, and his liver was shaking!

Fortunately, the thunderstorm came and went quickly, and within three to five breaths of electricity, the billowing dark clouds dissipated, revealing a purple starry sky.

"Huh...what's so strange..."

Li Pan's mouth and nose were bursting with smoke, and his tongue was numb.

At this time, a white and fat man was wearing a black robe with a star map embroidered on the robe, the 64 hexagrams, a big black gourd on his back, his hair loose, and a pineapple wood hairpin on the top, which looked like a steamed stuffed bun. The child in a bun suddenly showed his head and broke into Li Pan's field of vision.

"Chenghui 5000 taels."

"... Huh?" Li Pan's mouth and nose were smoking.

"Hey, the thunder is over, 5000 taels."

Xiao Daotong waved the ordering arrow in his hand, and saw a yellow talisman on the iron ordering arrow, which was scrawled in cinnabar with something like "Nine Heavens Yingyuan", "Taishang 36", "Breaking Obstacles and Eliminating Misfortune, God, Sky and Thunder" ', when the words were waved, there was a faint sound of thunder in the sky.

Li Pan was speechless.
"...You were the one who beat me with thunder just now...you still want me to pay?"

Xiao Daotong was also speechless.
"You bought the Tribulation Thunder Purification Immortal Bone yourself. If you don't pay for it, who will pay for it?"

"I bought Ni... oh yes, I bought it..."

Then Li Pan gradually came back to his senses.

This is not Jinyao Academy, but Shangzhen Temple.

He was sitting in the center of the compass-like altar when Master Xian was refining the sheets.

But he was the one who was trained, and this little Taoist boy was the one who opened the altar and practiced the method.

By the way, it's not Li Pan anymore, it's Li Qingyun.

So the memory swept back like a tide that rises and falls from time to time, and quickly flashed back in front of my eyes... There is nothing to flash. These days, Li Qingyun doesn't have so many plots. After studying hard, studying hard day and night, taking drugs and frying fish, but in the end, he has made great progress in Taoism, and he has achieved great success!

What kind of Dacheng method?
It is judged by the "Nine Yin Scriptures", it is the sixth turn of refining the shape, and the transformation of the skin is imminent.Let monk Xu Xinghai look at it, it is the middle stage of 'refining Qi and transforming God'.It is considered as the "early stage of infant formation" when the true view of the ether is passed on.

All in all, it is time to go through the first thunder disaster.

But thunder is the spirit of heaven and earth, clear and turbid communication, and there is not even a cloud here in Xu Xinghai, where did the thunder disaster come from?
So Master Xian invited a mage from Da Luo Dao to strike thunder.

What?Why doesn't he do it himself?What nonsense, let him be struck down by lightning, will Li Qingyun survive...

But good guy, if you don’t dream for a few days, you’ve already turned into a baby here, the gap is too wide...

"5000 taels... how much is this?"

Feeling in his bosom, Li Qingyun took out a small red pill and handed it to the boy.

The boy squeezed Xiao Huandan and sniffed it,

"Yo, for the eight-turn one, five are needed."

Okay, let's go to five, anyway, the fish in the stove will catch a lot of them.

"Child, which sect do you belong to? You're not from Taishang Jiuzhen Palace, are you?"

The other party's dark Daoist clothes are obviously different from the blue one Li Qingyun is wearing.

The child frowned, "Didn't I just tell you?"

Li Qingyun scratched his head and gave him an extra pill,

"I was so dizzy from the hack that I forgot. Say it again and bring me back to my senses."

That Xiaodao boy didn't care, he sniffed the breath of the pills, pinched and turned over the formula in his hand, turned into a copper gourd, and stuffed Xiaohuandans into the gourd one by one.Nagging in the mouth.

"Poverty Daoist Zheng Jian, worshiped at Da Luo Dao Zhaixing Temple to practice, and taught the Dharma at the beginning. This time, under the order of the ancestor, I worship the moon to help fellow Taoists overcome the catastrophe."

"Zheng... the sword?"

Daotong stored Qi on his index finger, and saw the thunder light beating, the thunder flashing, and he wrote in mid-air,

"Fengshanjian, the so-called handsome bird is lucky to get out of the cage, escape from the disaster and show its majesty, once it is happy and blessed, it can travel from east to west, north to south.

Haste makes waste. If you move forward gradually and don't rush for speed, you will naturally accumulate virtue and blessings, and your achievements will be self-sufficient. "

At this moment, Li Qingyun's memory was also updated, and he gradually understood.This is explaining the hexagram.

Gradual is the gradual hexagram of gradual, this hexagram is Gen Shangsun, that is to say, trees grow on the mountain, the trees grow into forests, the foundation is solid, and the good wind blows them along. The hexagram of the upper.

Tsk tsk, look at how elegant this name was chosen, and look at Mr. Xian, it's so clear... It's so vulgar...

At this moment, he also gradually remembered, regardless of the fact that he is a child, he is a cultivator who is "refining Qi and transforming God" and "in the middle stage of infant formation", and his cultivation level is slightly better than Li Qingyun's. Otherwise, where would he be? Then easily lead to thunder.

"It turned out to be Senior Brother Zheng. I don't know where this Star-picking Temple is? How far is it from the Xu Xinghai? If I have nothing to do, I can ask Senior Brother to play cough and cough, and to learn from each other."

Only a few days have passed by Li Pan's side, but Li Qingyun has been imprisoned on this isolated island for several months, and can only fight with fish every day. drop by.

"My Da Luo Dao cultivates omnipresence. What I practice is the immensity of the heavens and the myriad phenomena of the Dharma. What I seek is the six realms. Naturally, it is omnipresent, and the Dao is in the human world.

If fellow Taoists want to come to the temple to visit, there is nothing wrong with it, but the evil spirit in the human world has been too heavy these years. I am afraid that fellow Taoists have just conceived a baby and lack concentration. Blame it on me. "

While bragging, Zheng Jian took out a talisman from his bosom,
"However, if you carry this talisman in your bosom to worship the moon, light the talisman with the fire of your heart, and guide it with the primordial spirit, within three sticks of incense, you can go out of your body and become a guest in my view."

Li Qingyun was overjoyed. He had just received it, and before he could thank him, Zheng Jian had already spread his hands.

"Chenghui three small repayment pills."

Li Qingyun couldn't help but roll his eyes at him,

"Hey Senior Brother Zheng, everyone is born to seek the Tao. Isn't it good to maintain the painting style of immortality? Why do you have to be so philistine?"

Unexpectedly, this little fat Taoist priest is not polite at all,

"The world is no better than Xu Xingtian. The treasures of heaven, material and earth are all owned by their owners. What do you need money for? If you don't spend money to buy it, do you draw your sword to grab it? I'm not the group of lunatics in the Sword Palace... Just say you want it." please do not?"

"Ah, yes, yes..."

Anyway, it's still Dando who is small.

Zheng Jian also saw that he was still young, and took out an iron bump from his arms, which looked like a bird, ahem, a sparrow sparrow.

"Fellow Taoist, look, this is a magical sparrow cast by a thousand-year-old meteorite iron. As long as you attach a ray of spirituality to the bird, you can travel around the world, across the nine fairs, and around the world.

In this way, you can lock your physical body here without delaying the guarding of the gate and guarding the mountain, and you can fly out to play at ordinary times.Not bad, as long as a small red pill. "

"Oh, mechanism technique, it's quite delicate."

Every feather of this iron sparrow has been made. If it can be painted in a different color, it can be faked, but... what do you mean by not delaying the gatekeeper?

"Also, this is a erotic picture, only one pill..."

Looking at the bamboo slips that Zheng Jian took out, Li Qingyun's attention was immediately attracted.

"Oh my god! You are so young that you have embarked on evil ways! Aren't you afraid that your master will teach you a lesson? And it's too much for a erotic picture... What type is this?"

"Hey, look at what you said, the avenue of yin and yang, the principles of human relations and nature, how can it be considered evil? This one is the famous scene where the fairy of the Nine Heavens, Bixia and Qingtang Dao subdue the guardian beast of the Yulingzong! On the Dao of Shuangxiu, if your comprehension is high enough, you may also be able to gain some insight. For the introduction of Dafa, I will not take you a pill too much.

Of course, fellow daoist, you can name what type you want, I’ll go to the store to see if there is any, and if not, you can customize it..."

"I'm so hot! It's a fairy and a god of war!? That's an eye-opener! Cough cough, of course I just want to criticize, nothing else. The normal subject matter of practice is fine."

"I understand, but it's not always this kind of theme these days, and I'm tired of watching too much. I saw dragon snakes and basaltic dual cultivation before, rolling around, shaking the earth, do you want to ah?"

"Fuck you kid, it's a beast movie! It's a bit heavy! It's really different from ordinary people in aesthetics! Don't want it, I only want human ones."

"But you're not... Oh, that's right. Watching more adult movies is also beneficial for people's cultivation. Well, leave it to me, and I'll bring it to you next time I worship the moon."

"Hey, are you leaving now? Let's chat for a while!"

"Another day, the sun is coming out, let's go."

So Zheng Jian came over and stood in the center of the magic circle, pinched his fists, pointed his hand, and shouted to the sky.

"True-empty-virtual-crossing-!! Sky-outer-fly-sky-!!!"

Amidst the rumbling thunder, a thick cloud of smoke emerged from the gourd behind him, instantly enveloping his whole body in the glistening black cloud, and then a thunderbolt hit the sky!The dark clouds soared into the sky like a dragon!Like an oolong coming out of an abyss, a black dragon going out to sea!Chasing that point of thunder, across the galaxy!Go straight through the sky!

Li Qingyun looked up with his chin open.

Lying in a trough...His handsome face...

Speaking of which, why does he always open and close his eyes when he travels, and he is so cool when he travels!
Scratching his face, he looked at the sparrow and the bamboo slips in his hands. Li Qingyun was about to observe fairies and beasts, when suddenly Teacher Ding Xian's voice sounded from behind him.

"Don't look at such things, it's useless to practice, come to Danyuan."

Li Qingyun was agitated, he felt a sense of horror when he was caught by the head teacher after watching Xiao Huangshu, so he quickly put his things in his arms and ran to the alchemy courtyard ahead.

I saw Teacher Xian was holding a green jade gourd in one hand, and holding the dust whisk in the other hand, sweeping away, every sweep, a blue light flew out from the alchemy furnace and fell into the gourd.

Li Qingyun was watching from the side, and saw that Xian Tongsheng had about ninety-nine eighty-one numbers, all of which were made into pills of the ninth rank, so he flipped the gourd away, and then threw a jade net from his sleeve bottle, a wind and fire fan, an iron dust whisk, and the magic weapon demonstrated by pinching formulas,

"This furnace's Xiao Huan Dan has been refined, and when the fire is extinguished, you come to wash the furnace, first pour the Daoxi Dan pulp, and then use the real fire of Samadhi to simmer slowly, and evaporate the Dan pulp, then count it again, and so on. 140 times, call me again."

Li Qingyun's eyes were straightened, but he could only nod his head in agreement.

Well, there is no time for fishing now.

Teacher Xian stared at him, "Remember to wash it 140 times. You can wash it a few more times, but you can't wash it less. In the next furnace, I will open the Tianshu Golden Ao Dan to quench your body. If the strength of the pill is not enough, or the furnace is fried You have to eat, I don't care about you."

"Yes, Master..."

Alas, scrub, scrub, scrub...

"How is the one move I taught you before, and show me one move."

Oh, the fried fish trick.

Li Qingyun realized that he was quite confident in this move. After all, he practiced this move when he was free all day long.

So he raised his hand and slapped it, the wind was so strong that he directly blasted his palm into a gray dragon-shaped aura!Monstrous tornado!Hovering and walking like a real dragon, it swam around the alchemy courtyard, then roared and took off, and landed on the sea outside the island, "Boom!" There was a huge splash, as if a sea mine had exploded, and it was blown out. A lot of fish heads.

Teacher Xian was also noncommittal.
"If you send it out, can you take it back?"

Li Qingyun was puzzled, "How to collect it?"

Teacher Xian spread out his palm, and a black ice spear suddenly condensed in his palm, and then the two-foot ice spear quickly shrank and condensed, and was compressed into a thin piece of ice in the blink of an eye, like a pointed willow leaf caught by him. Between two fingers in the food.Then he suddenly poked and poked at Li Qingyun's body, stabbed seven times in a row, retracted the move before reaching the fatal point, and demonstrated a few more techniques.

Li Qingyun was a little speechless for a while, the opponent suppressed all the moves to the point where he could see them clearly, but he was still unable to dodge and parry, he was hard to guard against, it was indeed a very subtle skill.only……

How should I put it, the method passed on by Mr. Xian is obviously not an upright duel, but more like an assassination on the street.

There is also a knife in Dongyang Kendo, and there is a posture. He hides the blade in his fingertips, inner palms, sleeves, and even his own beard. While saluting, he suddenly stabs your eyeball He came to you, passed by, and suddenly a sword hit your neck, you couldn't tell when he was going to strike, and when he had already done so, not to mention breath, he didn't even move his shoulders and legs , there is no sign at all, and when he reacts, the dead hole has been pierced.

It's so dirty, it's not like what a decent family would do...

"Hmph, a decent family, only those who survive are qualified to be a decent family.

There are talents from generation to generation, and there are so many wonderful newcomers. There are always people in the world who have more profound skills than you, more amazing understanding and wisdom, stronger magic weapons than you, and even better luck than you.Fight swords all the time, fight swords every day, even if you practice hard day and night, can you always win and never lose?
What's more, if you not only want to be undefeated, but also want to win, then you will be omnipotent, omnipotent, and omnipotent, and you still care about the righteousness and evil of mysterious demons. "

Teacher Xian flicked his fingers and shot the ice flakes on his fingertips into the sea. After a while, he heard 'Boom! There was a loud bang like an explosion, and a huge mushroom cloud was set off in the distance, and the wall of tsunami water washed a large pile of dead fish with their lungs smashed to the shore.

Then Xiantong said to the stunned Li Qingyun,
"This set is their unique skill of picking stars, picking stars."

Li Qingyun reacted,
"Ah, ah? This trick is from the little fat man's family just now? No, isn't he a mage with the thunder attribute?"

Teacher Xian snorted coldly,

"You think that people can only thunder. His family's ancestor is very powerful. In the future, when you meet Dao Dao, be careful. If I wasn't here today, he would stab you to death and wipe out all the expenses in the temple. "

"Uh, yes..."

Li Qingyun was also in a cold sweat. Although Zheng Jian's little fat man looked friendly, after all, he knew people and faces but didn't know his heart. This move was so vicious, if someone poked it with his finger just now, he would have to hang up.

"Then how to break this trick, master, master? Master??"

Fuck, people disappeared again...

Li Qingyun had no choice but to clean the stove first. After all, he understood the reason why the pills couldn't be made well if the stove wasn't cleaned.

Moreover, he also read about that day in the book that Shu Jin Ao Dan was a kind of elixir for monks who practiced external exercises. Muscles and bones, exercise the body and shape the soul, and the powerful effect of the medicine is outstanding. Generally, it is necessary to cultivate into the body of a "war god", which corresponds to the "late stage of infant formation" or even the "spirit transformation stage".

Logically speaking, he is still so close.But don't be afraid, Li Qingyun is not a mortal body. After all, Zhu Jiuyin was transformed into a human body, and he was reincarnated into an adult. Anyway, he has reached the middle stage of "Practicing Qi and Transforming God", eat!All can be eaten!
So Li Qingyun tried his best to clean the pot and clean the stove, that is, pour the elixir in the jade bottle into the stove, fan the flames, and then breathe in the evaporating clouds of dao breath to practice, and then waited for the stove to go out, took the whisk to Pound it in the stove, clean up the impurities and slag, and start again from the beginning.

After swallowing more than a dozen furnaces of washing pot water in this way, Li Qingyun felt a tingling commotion in his bones, in short, an itchy skin.

So he took off his Daoist robe, and saw dense purple scales gushing out from under the sebum, and the flesh and blood all over his body was swelling like a balloon, the bones all over his body crackled and crackled, and flesh and blood continued to emerge from the pores And interstitial fluid permeates and pours out.He knew that he had passed the Heavenly Thunder Tempering Body just now, and now that he has absorbed so much pure elixir, it is almost time for the second evolution of molt.

(End of this chapter)