i'm not a cyberpsychopath

Chapter 8 Temporary Workers

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Li Pan looked up at the ceiling. The secret door of the secret passage was in the No. 3 warehouse on the third floor of the basement, which is directly below the monster warehouse.If the trapezoidal container is really a 'coffin', then the longer bottom is the open coffin board, right?

In other words, the 'coffin' is turned upside down...

Then Li Pan really saw that there was a keyhole on the ceiling of the third floor underground.

Is it really a coffin?

Or is it because he happens to be carrying the 'key' that he can see the 'door'...

Li Pan swallowed his saliva, and looked at the whirlwind figure of the company in the surveillance, chopping the Whirlpool Gang into mud, and knew that he had no time to hesitate.

If the monster really fell into the other party's hands, the head office would send an email to let him snatch the monster back. Li Pan asked himself that he didn't have the ability to single out this ninja killer.

So he moved the ladder, took out the key and opened the 'door' on the ceiling.

But more precisely, it opened a hole.

It's like opening the attic baffle, but the hole is only big enough for people to poke their heads in. That's all.

The cave was pitch black, and he didn't know what was in it. Li Pan didn't dare to poke his head in, so he put his left hand into the cave to fish.

Anyway, he already has experience, so it's a big deal to break his hand again.

After touching it a few times, Li Pan felt as if he had touched something, but he was startled by the fluffy thing in his hands, and he was stabbed a little far away, so he couldn't reach it, so he stood on tiptoe on the ladder, Reach in and hook with your fingertips.

Fortunately, it seemed to be a sphere, and it rolled back out of it again, just in time for him to catch it and take it out.

What is this? It's dark and not autumnal, it seems to be... a ball of wool?
The texture of this ball of thread is very similar to that of human hair. It is the hair ball that blocks the mouth of the sewer when taking a shower. It is dirty and damp, and it feels disgusting to the touch.

Li Pan subconsciously thought that he had grabbed a lump of dirt, but when he turned his head to look, the hole opened by the silver key had disappeared.

So this disgusting thing is indeed a 'monster'?
It doesn't matter, anyway, the things are already in hand, the warehouse containment facilities can be rebuilt with cleaners, the Maelstrom Gang seems to be dying, and the surveillance video has also been downloaded to the chip, so let's withdraw.

So Li Pan put the ball of wool in the inner pocket of his suit, went back the same way, and withdrew from the sewer.

Interestingly, when passing by the entrance of the secret passage, Li Pan discovered that after a while, the sebum of the monster nailed to death at the entrance of the secret passage had rapidly rotted and disintegrated, and even the bones had rotted into a large black pus like pitch. The pus was so stinky that Li Pan had to let the Xingtian system shut down the sense of smell to avoid passing out. Naturally, in a place like the sewer, the strong smell also attracted a lot of flies, bugs, cockroaches, mice, and ants to enjoy it. feast.

This is obviously not the natural degradation rate of corpses, and such a death condition is rarely seen in places like the Capital of the Night where there is no shortage of dead people. Li Pan can only guess that this monster is probably some kind of artificial biochemical weapon, probably specially designed Once the gene is locked, once it dies, the cell will disintegrate immediately, preventing competitors from extracting and replicating the gene.

It seems that there are more than one or two companies that are secretly watching the monster.

Li Pan's current equipment and level are not enough to face head-to-head with the big company's opponents. In order to avoid another oriole behind him, he accepts as soon as it is good, and immediately takes the subway back to the headquarters to hand in the task.

When I went out for a business trip, when I returned to the office, the company had been 'reset'.

So what kind of cleaners are quite capable? The work is much more efficient than NCHC. The inside and outside of the building are cleaned up. It is completely impossible to see the bloody scene in the office just now.

The formal suit ordered by Li Pan was also delivered to the front desk.

This outfit obviously feels different to the touch, as if it can feel body temperature, and it even comes with a pair of leather shoes, the size is just right.However, it seems that it is still wearing ordinary clothes, and it must be activated after a task.

So Li Pan changed into formal clothes, threw the old clothes on the table, took the report template from the personnel department, went to the general manager's office to turn on the computer, and followed the procedure to apply for an interest-free pension loan for Daxiong's family.

No matter how overbearing Monster Company is, all direct contact information of former employees will be deleted. Da Xiong is also a veteran, and has a citizen registration in the system.If his family members, especially their children, can apply for the pension for war orphans, at least they will not have to worry about mortgage arrears and sleep on the streets before graduation.

In the name of the company's general manager, providing a guarantee for Big Bear and applying for a loan, that's all Li Pan can do.

After completing these personnel applications, he called up the monster files in the No. [-] warehouse, and prepared to write a report to the head office to show his merits and ask for an appreciation and salary increase.

In the end, the company’s broken computers still saved monster data. In the product catalog folder, there were a lot of deletions, all kinds of blacking out, which made Li Pan’s eyes dazzled…

'A mess/death bondage,

Identification, red, uncontrollable.

A mess/death bondage is very dangerous. It is said that the earliest form of existence is the shroud of data deletion. A large section of data is deleted. After the data deletion event, it is split into a mess by data deletion.

A mess/death bond, through direct contact, can sign a death contract with the dead and be resurrected as an apostle.

The Risen Apostle can use the power and law of data deletion,
The data-deleted apostle cannot be eliminated before completing the lifetime obsession.
Once the deceased's obsession is completed, it will be deemed as a death contract and upgraded to a container for data deletion.

A mess/death fetters, the avatar that deletes the traction data comes,
Wherever data deletion has been done, everything will be turned into the shadow of death.

containment procedures,

Update 07.57,

20-foot cabinet, one room, sealed with data deletion.See Data Deletion for ritual details.

Data deletion, two sets, placed at both ends of the 20-foot cabinet.

Bind both ends of a mess/death bond to data deletion hands at the same time.

Data deletion conflicts with the death contract rules of data deletion and is incompatible with each other. Data deletion can be used to suppress and absorb the power of rules that absorb a mess/death fetters.

containment failure procedures,

In the event of a containment breach, a temporary worker, note, must be a living person to keep the mess/death bondage.

During the storage process, drugs and uninterrupted electrodes should be used to prevent the custodian from falling into a deep sleep.

Once in the dream state, data deletion will present a contract in the custodian's dream.

Choosing to refuse can wake up, and each rejection places a huge psychological and physical burden on the custodian and causes rapid cellular aging.

Please note that the custodian must be physically healthy, free from underlying diseases, and have an expected remaining life of more than ten years.

Be careful not to place a tangle/death bond with a dead body!
In addition, please replace and destroy the data deletion used for safekeeping/death fetters regularly to prevent data deletion from soaring. '

"..."

Li Pan looked at a bunch of 'data deletion' and was silent for a while, then stood up and glanced into the office through the window.

Then he saw the 'dead' suit, standing up straight like a man, grinding beans for coffee in the tea room.

Li Pan closed the door, checked the computer, and made a phone call.

"Hey, what, what should I do if my suit looks like a dead body? Is there a phone number for the dry cleaner?"

Although the landline does not have a dry cleaner's phone, it still has a lot of ideas.

"Warehouse 1, pen/powerful expulsion,
Identification, yellow, controllable.

Pen/powerful expulsion, which can expel most of the unfinished monsters.

Instructions,

A temporary worker removes the pen/powerful expulsion, inserts the eyeball, squeezes the barrel to absorb the ink.

Use pen/strong expulsion on monsters by temps.

Sequelae,
Permanent grief and blindness, not resettable. "

"Warehouse 16, Baton/Justice Kills,

Identification, yellow, controllable.

Baton/just kill, can knock down all righteous monsters.

Instructions,

At least two temporary workers are required,

Temporary workers need to fight under the witness of baton/righteous killing, and the last survivor will be marked as 'unrighteous'.

Use 'unrighteous' temps on monsters while witnessing baton/righteous kills.

Monsters are marked as 'just' whenever they cause the death of 'unrighteous' temps.

At this time, anyone holding a baton/righteous kill can knock down the 'justice' monster and kill him with a stick.

Sequelae,
Holding a baton/righteous kill, you can definitely knock down the "just" monster, and the opponent cannot counterattack, but the baton/righteous kill can only cause blunt damage, and continuous beating is required to guarantee the kill.

The duration depends on the 'just' monster's resistance to stick damage, and the user's stamina.

If the user dies before reaching the 'kill', it cannot be reset, and 'injustice' and 'justice' need to be redefined.

So please prepare more temporary workers. "

"Warehouse No. 39, the statue of sending children/summoning familiars
Identification, yellow, controllable.

Son-giving statue/summoning the familiar, you can summon the familiar to fulfill a wish that the familiar can reach.

Instructions,

A temporary worker is needed, both male and female, and pray for pregnancy to the son-giving statue/summoning familiar.

On the second day the temp will get pregnant and on the third day the temp will give birth.

Casualties give birth to a stillborn/familiar.

Use temps on monsters, after temps die, monsters will be destroyed by stillborn/familiar.

Sequelae,
There are almost no sequelae, the power of the familiar is equivalent to that of an apostle, and it only needs to consume a temporary worker.

Please use the temporary worker immediately after summoning the stillborn/familiar, otherwise the stillborn/familiar will swallow the temporary worker after three days and complete the data deletion. "

"Warehouse No. 42, Boujiu/Dragon's Blood
Identification, yellow, controllable.

Instructions,

Drink, shapeshift, and gain the power of a dragon.

Sequelae,
Transformations are permanent and cannot be reset.

Note that taking beer wine/dragon's blood will cause temporary workers to be uncontrollable and need to be wiped out or contained immediately.

For countermeasures and containment methods, please refer to Memorandum 42 Subitem Dragonborn..."

"Hiss... Fuck... Temporary workers don't have human rights, right..."

Li Pan took a deep breath,

"And don't you have any normal things in your warehouse? What kind of bad idea is this? Is it either eye-plugging or sticking, or pregnancy transformation?? Can't you put some humane things in Nima's office? I don't know, like R! P! G!"

However, the landline ignored Li Pan's roar and replied,
"Formal clothes/guardians are immune to most level [-] military weapons."

"...Wow, is it so awesome? Can it be stopped by projectile guns? What about naval guns?"

"Formal outfit/Guardian is not a perfect defense, but an immortal guardian. As long as it is not dead and there is no rule conflict, it can be reset."

The echo on the other side of the landline paused,
"I have never signed a contract with a formal suit/guardian and a mess/death fetters. Maybe I should use a pen/powerful expulsion. This is currently the strongest monster-fighting method of the 0791 branch, and it can take effect on most monsters. .”

"Is it the strongest... No. 1..."

Li Pan dug out the file of the pen/strong expulsion from the directory to have a look,
"This blindness cannot be reset, so can it be installed as a prosthetic eye card bug? What the hell is permanent sadness? Why isn't Lao Tzu the permanent sadness of the rich second generation?"

landline instructions,

"It's permanent grief and permanent blindness.

The conditions of use of most monsters include self-mutilation sacrifices, and in most cases, there will be no energy transfer such as equivalent exchange, so there are no formulas and experimental principles.

And what method, what price to sacrifice, and what level of power can be exchanged for, depends more on the will of the monster on that side.

Each employee is only recommended to use the pen/power expulsion once, and essentially most people commit suicide after the first use, due to permanent grief and deletion.

A small number of people who survived did not repeat the light, but they can use the auxiliary prosthetic body for the disabled similar to the echolocation system and ultrasonic radar.

It is therefore recommended to be used by casual workers. "

"Ma Dan, it's just a way to kill one thousand and hurt eight hundred, oh thank you."

Someone next to him handed over coffee, and Li Pan was staring at the computer and making a phone call, subconsciously took a sip, then reacted, and turned his head to look.

The deceitful man in formal attire brought him the brewed coffee, thanked him, and even bowed, elegantly like a butler.

The ball of black wool was stuck to the chest of the suit, and it looked like a black corsage blooming from a distance.

Li Pan looked at the back of the other party leaving, "Hey, what the hell is that..."

Landline, "How do I know, I'm just a phone."

Tsk, none of them can be relied on.

Li Pan hung up the phone and went out to take a look, only to see that the fake corpse was pretending to prepare coffee for each table, and then went to stand at the front desk.

But when I walk, I limp, because a part of the trouser leg was rubbed before...

Li Pan scratched his head, stepped forward and patted the formal suit on the shoulder and said,
"Hey, brother, do you have any unfinished wishes?"

The suit bowed to him, then wrote in the memo.

'Return to regular'

Li Pan almost burst into tears.I really want to sing a poem.

Cooking beans burns Osmunda japonica, and the beans weep in the cauldron. They grow from the same root, so there is no need to fry them too quickly.

Alas, leave him alone, it will take three years for a temporary worker to become a regular worker, so in a sense, he is considered incarcerated, right?

What's more, with the piss of Monster Company, who used the temporary worker to death, even if he was still alive after three years, it would be a miracle that he was still alive.At that time, just throw it to the next general manager. You have to believe in the wisdom of future generations.

So Li Pan changed the report, took a photo of the fraudulent corpse's suit, wrote a resume for it, and named it 'Mr.007'. The general manager signed and agreed to hire him as a temporary worker. And take a picture of the head office.

After a while, there was a buzzing, and the signed and stamped report was sent back.

Blah, blah, blah, Daxiong's work-related compensation needs to be signed by the beneficiaries of the immediate family members.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Barbara, Barbara, recognized 'Mr.007' as a temporary worker, file number 0791002.

Li Pan, "..."

Well, he can also see the style of Monster Company, and people don't expect you to be able to organize the company well. In other words, in the business of monsters, it is most impossible to want everything to be satisfactory.

So as long as the core asset, the 'monster', is not lost, you can contain it however you want, and fix it however you want, even if you call the Dead Apostle to work as a temporary worker, that's your own ability as the general manager, as long as you don't mess with it. It also caused all employees to delete files, so all business processes are within the discretion of the general manager.

But this time when he got the second key, Li Pan immediately saw his formal attire, and a keyhole appeared on the side of his heart.

So he didn't hesitate, and used the key directly...

"Why doesn't it seem like there's no response? Tell me, what exactly is your trial?"

Li Pan turned his head and asked 'Mr.007'.

The other party also has experience, wrote in the memo,
'Just go back and sleep. '

Li Pan looked at the sky, and nodded,

"Okay, then I'm off work, remember to turn off the lights."

So Li Pan walked into the elevator, watched as 'Mr.007' bowed to him, and the company door closed slowly.

(End of this chapter)