i'm not a cyberpsychopath

Chapter 83 Wudang
"Lying down a big hole? Wudang? There is still Wudang these days? Make a movie?"

"Of course, you think you can make a movie out of thin air. Adaptation is not random making up, jokes are not nonsense, okay?

You can search online, the list of traditional culture protection and inheritance funds, in the column of traditional martial arts, there are Wudang Neijiaquan, as well as the addresses of martial arts coaches and martial arts gyms. subsidized. "

Li Pan clicked on the link sent by Old Wu, and it was an eye-opener. There are hundreds of traditional martial arts, both Eastern and Western.The kendo gym of the Qiushan family is not among them, so it probably can't be regarded as Chuanwu.

But don't tell me, the Wudang faction of this plane is really famous.

In addition to the legend of Sanfeng Patriarch who is famous in the multiverse, when Gao Tianyuan invaded the Central Plains, Taoism was the state religion hand-picked by the court, and Wudang Mountain was also at its peak. ', the Wudang faction is even more like a cloud, a well-deserved leader of the righteous way, the number one in the world.

So later people from all walks of life held martial arts conferences, spontaneously organized volunteer soldiers, and assisted Qi’s army in resisting the Japanese invasion of China. They also invited Wudang master Ziyang Zhenren to be the leader of the martial arts. , can be regarded as a well-known martial arts movie theme in the world.

But it's a pity that reality is sometimes more bizarre than movies, especially after the fight, the opponent can't afford to lose, and goes directly to the cruise, how can he win?No matter how powerful Master Ziyang is, he can still fly out of the atmosphere?Alas, let’s not mention it, in short, if you fall behind, you will be beaten...

Although the Wudang faction is in decline, but with the classic theme of martial arts vs. ninjas, many martial arts movies have been produced. Now there are many coaches who teach Wudang internal boxing. There is a long list of contact information and the address of the martial arts school. If you think it is too far away You can also use Chaomeng to teach online and practice martial arts online.

What kind of cyber kung fu is this, electronic rivers and lakes, crooked sun...

Old Wu also explained,

"That lunatic is also used to learning from all kinds of schools. He knows a little about both South Fist and North Kick, but the most powerful ability is the Chaotic Ring Art and the Tiger Claw Kung Fu. This is obviously a disciple who has received the true teaching. This kind of true Kung fu is generally not taught in martial arts gyms, and you can only learn it if you have a serious apprenticeship.

Don't look at so many people on the list, if you have practiced one-word Hunyuan Zhuang, you may not even be able to pass on Wudang Tiger Claw Hands, and there are even fewer people who can learn Chaohuan Jue with internal skills.I don't know who the lunatic taught the disciple, it's really amazing. "

Li Pan looked through the directory and found the column of "Jiufan Yubu Mandarin Ducks Hooked up and chained up and poked their feet in the air", but he did not find Old Wu.

"Uncle Wu, why didn't you open the gym? Because you cared about losing in the first battle? Hey, winning or losing is a common thing in military affairs. Isn't it good for him to get subsidies every year? It's a pity that such a handsome skill is not passed down! How about this? Uncle Wu, if I hit you another [-] yuan, how many times will you kick me?"

Old Wu just hehe,
"Yo, are you rich, aren't you? You're crazy, aren't you? With a suit of armor on, you're powerful, right?
Come on broom boy!Now that you are in the limelight and have a serious job, go to work honestly. Don’t keep thinking about boxing with others. If you are really bored, go online and fight the All Heavens Boxing Fighter. That can also add light and shadow special effects, and there will be bonuses for winning. Isn't it better?

If you really have dirty work to do, just come to the old uncle, and I will introduce you to some nimble ones. Hey, I am crippled and my eyes are not blind. You can't buy it for 2 yuan, and you can't be fooled! "

Li Pan persuaded,
"That's not to say, Uncle Wu, I really think it would be a pity to lose such a handsome skill of yours, right? Why don't you teach it to me, and when I meet the disciple of that lunatic in Wudang... I will help you out." Kick back? Don't you want to see Chuanwu flourish?"

Old Wu snorted coldly,

"Ah bah! Chuanwu, fart Wu!
I practice martial arts because my family is too poor to afford a gun!I practiced hard because I fell in love with my master's family property and wanted to be his son-in-law!I joined the underworld because I was young and arrogant and beat someone to death. From now on, I will never be able to wash myself clean for the rest of my life!I was kicked and broke my leg, that was the retribution I deserved for being devoid of conscience!

And carry it forward!How can I have the face to open a restaurant with a dog who is still a dog at an old age!Nonsence!

Got it!Stop talking nonsense with me!If you don't pass it on, you don't pass it on! "

Old Wu cut off the communication.

Old Wu refused to teach it, and Li Pan couldn't help it. In fact, he really thought poking his feet was quite powerful. This kind of kung fu was different from the internal Qi Gong. Fighting with a knife and shield on top and poking people with cold feet, the evolved killing skills are fast, precise and ruthless, especially when they are sultry and sultry, and they have a sense of accomplishment when they are critically struck.

Now Li Pan has the body protection of the Nine Yin Magic Art, which will increase the damage when he fights any monsters. Now he has a real dragon in his hand, if he can learn the essence of the mandarin duck legs of the imperial step, then he will be able to flatten monsters in the future, wouldn't it? Punching and kicking for joy?
Alas, it's a pity that these martial arts practitioners are as stubborn as donkeys. It's no wonder that the protection of traditional culture has a long way to go...

Chatting here, we fought two more times on the playground, two people died, and finally it was the little she-wolf's turn to play.

Fortunately, the little she-wolf didn't let the pigeons go and Li Pan lost half of the game. She almost stepped on the spot, wearing a maid outfit and small leather shoes, and had to run to the venue. She changed her clothes and didn't even have time to comb her hair. Out.Maybe he was still doing housework just now...

Leticia's hound, this woman's resume is also quite rich. In addition to being a maid now, her previous career also included killers, mercenaries, and guerrillas.The skill column is also generously written with level five genetically enhanced soldiers, biochemically transformed humans, using military fighting skills, and is good at whipping and side kicking.

Li Pan's entry fee of 100 million this time is also on her head, which is equivalent to 400 million to buy Leticia's hound champion. Now that he is on the field, he can't surrender and lose half. If he wins, he will directly double it. If he loses, he will lose everything .

However, Li Pan knew the other party's details, so he had confidence in the hound's strength.

Campbell is also quite discerning. Leticia's hound is indeed the favorite to win the championship this time. Even if she hides her identity and can't violate the rules and transform into a werewolf in the competition, this little she-wolf is also a fifth-level bionic human with steel and iron bones. , Just a simple side kick with the whip leg, after three rounds, usually few people can stand and talk to her loudly.

What's more, it has hidden werewolf blood, resists blows, heals itself, and heals serious injuries. This hound can carry much more than the appearance of Meiyan Yujie.

If the masters of the Tianlong Gang had no disabilities or old injuries, they might still be able to fight back and forth with the hounds in human form, but now Li Pan sees that as long as the little she-wolf doesn't make low-level mistakes or is repeatedly hit hard, then The odds are pretty high.

However, most of the broadcast images are edited, and except for a few knowledgeable experts, most of the viewers actually don’t know what Leticia’s hound is capable of. Looking at the comments in the live broadcast room, many people thought it was a common black boxing welfare bureau. It's the dealer's usual tricks to attract viewers. Randomly pick up a beautiful girl, play defeat and insult, and even have X-rated scenes of public sex and even executions. These are all deep-net repertoires.

Of course, Li Pan absolutely does not want to see such a flirtatious scene. The main reason is that he bet 400 million yuan. If the car overturns, it will hurt your body and hurt my heart...

Fortunately, Leticia's hound didn't disappoint him. After two rounds, he tried a few tricks with the opponent who was transformed like a chimpanzee. At the moment when the kick broke the opponent's calf and caused the opponent to lose balance, he swung the orangutan out with a beautiful back throw, and finally jumped up and smashed the throat with a knee, kicking the opponent's throat out, and killed the orangutan cleanly.

Internet viewers are making a fuss, show me this when you take off your pants?Binima money back!
However, it’s useless. That’s the bad thing about black boxing fighting competitions. If it’s too real, it’s not very enjoyable to watch. You can still hear the explosion ball, but who is the real master who will perform those fancy routines with you? You move me one way.

You look like Li Pan, he just hits the real dragon with all his strength, if he doesn't have the physique of a Star Destroyer, how many people in the world can resist it?

These black boxers are also similar. Although the destructive power is a little bit worse than him, the guaranteed damage is also at the level of killing a cow with one punch. Those who move the real ones are all rushing to see blood. Generally, the winner will be decided in three to five rounds. , ten rounds up and still not seeing life or death, these are extremely rare cases.

After seeing the hound's ability, Li Pan knew that there was no need to worry about the 400 million yuan, so while everyone was focusing on the arena, he turned over the balcony and jumped to the opposite building.Jumping around the window, jumping into the rest area of ​​the players in the classroom.

Juan was thrown in the trash in the aisle, with a broken nose and blood all over his mouth and nose, and he still hasn't woken up.Li Pan turned him over so that the young man would not survive the ring and choke to death with his own blood when he was unconscious.

Then he took off Juan's wrestling headgear, put it on his face, sneaked into the rest area, and sniffed his nose without going to the rooftop, and quickly caught the scent of the little she-wolf.Among the body odor of rough men, female hormones really couldn't be more conspicuous.Without much delay, Li Pan groped into the girls' locker room and found the wardrobe where the Hound was dressed just now.

"Eighteen, come in and open an electronic lock for me."

Well, the maid outfits that I took off temporarily are all put here, oh, it's still hot.

"...Boss, watching movies is one thing, but going to school to steal girls' underwear is another..."

"It's not what you think! She's already an adult! Hey, let me explain to you, see if there is a place to put a golem."

"Hey, it's too late..."

Li Pan pretended not to hear.

But this little she-wolf is also a dog's nose, so she can definitely smell that her underwear has been tampered with.

So he put a communication card, transferred about 1 yuan in black gold, and hid the puppet location program from Shibaba in the card. He also left a contact information and wrote two sentences, "Support you! Work hard !" "Love you! What a da!", and then casually slipped on a pair of white stockings, pretending to be an ordinary perverted fan who just wants to have sex.

Hmph, don't you want your child to be tied to a wolf? Last time, this little she-wolf was greedy for taxi fares, so she must be reluctant to part with the 1 yuan. Then she can follow the vine and lead the wolves out.Wow Kaka, 100 million a head!Isn't the small goal of getting [-] heads here?
After such an operation, Li Pan thought that no one was aware of it, so he went back to the auditorium in the opposite building to watch the game.

They played so fast, and some of them were either dead or disabled and retired from the game with serious injuries, and soon entered the final game.

The two sides in the final were not as expected by Li Pan. One was the little she-wolf from Leticia, and the other was the Bajiquan master of the Tianlong Gang.

Both of them are hard kung fu in actual combat, and they don't do any fancy prosthetic martial arts.

The masters of the Tianlong gang have injuries on their waists, so they can't fight for a long time, and they don't have any ambiguity with you.

The little she-wolf dodges with a dodge, lifts her leg and kicks a Brazilian kick, and kicks her calf in a straight line, sweeping her head with a full moon scimitar, followed by a step-by-step side kick, her waist strength is outrageous, and her legs are thrown out Just pull away a part of your identity, quickly pull away your body with a small boxing step, and never let your Bajiquan get close.

The members of the Tianlong gang also quickly covered their heads with their elbows, bowed their bodies and jumped away, not trying to forcefully catch and sweep their legs.Generally speaking, Central Plains Kung Fu emphasizes that kicks do not reach the knees, and jumping too high is a living target for being intercepted halfway.

But this little she-wolf's legs are amazing, and it blows like a breeze, I'm afraid it can really match your Bajiquan's elbow knife twice.The master of the Tianlong gang is also an old waist who can't stand head-on, otherwise he will be directly hit by the elbow knife.

The little she-wolf also saw that the opponent's body was a little weak, and if you don't come over, I'll pass by, suddenly exerting strength on the spot, one kicked in the air, kicked forward with legs raised, swept the head with high legs, and then kicked sideways with another leg , a series of dazzling tricks, kicked over according to the face.

The master raised his arms to protect his body, thumping his legs to release his strength, striding back, his body was thin and small, the exercise clothes on his body were shaking wildly from the wind of his legs, it looked as if he was about to be kicked and flew away at any time like.

And it seems to be the same, as if under the violent whip of the little she-wolf, she didn't catch her breath, was kicked sideways in the middle, and retreated one after another, as if she lost her footing, was kicked and collapsed, and retreated to the edge of the roof .

When the little she-wolf saw that the opponent was cornered, it was a good opportunity. She flew forward with her knees on her knees, turned and swept and added a whirlwind kick, and smashed down with a thunderous force, thinking of a big move to win the game.

But this is too young, the master of the Tianlong gang suddenly accelerated, an iron bridge flashed and kicked horizontally, threw a leopard tail to block the move, bounced the little she-wolf away from the leg, and took advantage of the momentum to catch a sweep legs, and kicked the little she-wolf's feet away.

What, you are the only one with beautiful feet?What if others can only punch but not kick?

The little she-wolf suddenly lost her balance, she still supported herself urgently with one hand, and chased a scorpion barb, but this counter-attack hit the top of her head, but was blocked by the support arm, halfway intercepted!

The hound's leg skills are really good. For other contestants, the bones of the hands and legs would never be able to withstand her kick, but since he was beaten close to him, the power of Bajiquan was truly displayed.

Legend has it that Bajiquan originated from the boxing scriptures passed down by Marshal Qi when he was training soldiers. Because the mandarin duck formation has to pierce the horse and carry the gun, and stay still in the face of danger, you must never abandon your troops and flee. When the Japanese pirates came close and couldn't free up punches or kicks, they had to punch people with shoulders and elbows to kill them alive.

It has evolved in this way until now, when the practice reaches the extreme level, the head, shoulders, elbows, hands, tail, hips, knees, and feet, the whole body is extremely vigorous, and the energy is sent out all over the body.Open the mountain gravel!Broken bones and broken arms!No problem!
So now it's the little old man's turn!

Fight!smash smash smash!No residual blood will not play!
Swing your elbows and strike obliquely, smashing your elbows with all your strength, your elbows are like two iron whips!
Make progress, brace your arms, straighten your strength, and collapse your elbows!
Shoulder bump!Chest bump!Hit the ribs!Diagonal hit!Chop!Consecutive elbows to the top!
Chasing the little she-wolf, crackling, bang, and pounding violently!He really took the individual as a stake!
But at this moment, the two of them were still standing on the edge of the playground. The little she-wolf lost her balance in one move and was hit hard by an elbow, making her dizzy. When you jump up, you will be thrown from the upstairs with your foot, and you can only bear it with your horse's stance.

After a while, I don't know how many punches and kicks my whole body received!The bones were cracked and broken!A huge gap was made on the face by the elbow knife, from the brow bone to the palate, and the skin was instantly bruised!Half of his face was dripping with blood, and his eyes were straightened!

The whole audience exclaimed, and there was an uproar inside and outside the arena. Li Pan also jumped in amidst the ebullition of the crowd, screaming loudly,

"Don't! Don't, I'll take it! Hold it! Hold it, I'll take it! Counterattack! Counterattack, I'll take it! 400 million! My 400 million, I'll take it!!"

However, it was useless for me to rely on it. The master swung his elbow and hit the temple obliquely, causing Leticia's hound's neck to swing sideways, and the whole person was swaying. !With a pair of old punches, he sent the little she-wolf flying out of the arena!boom!Gotta fly into the wall!Hit the opposite building into a spider web!
That day, after the master master of the Dragon Gang finished playing a set, he let out a breath of foul breath, covered his waist and knelt on the ground, his head covered in cold sweat.

The hound seemed to have suffered a concussion, his eyes lost his focus, he lowered his head, fell from the roof of the building, and landed in the garbage dump.

Victory and defeat!

"...Ah, ah—!?"

Li Pan was speechless.

lie down and fuck...

lose!Light!
Ah...the light from the street lamp...so dazzling...

Speaking of which... As long as he gambles at the table, he seems to have never won... Gambling is really harmful...

Old Wu is cheerful again and calls over from the newsletter,
"Hey, there are talented people from generation to generation. This little girl has pretty good physical fitness. It's a pity that she is from Ye Luzi at first glance. No one has taught her seriously, and she doesn't know how to fight. It's a pity haha! How about a broom boy, The recommendation I gave you is not bad, how much did you win? Doesn’t matter if I order it?"

"I still win..."

Li Pan came to his senses and looked at the recommendation list given by Old Wu. Don't even mention that Leticia's hound was actually ranked fourth by him, and the No. [-] seed was this little old man who used Bajiquan. This guy is called Liu Heitu, and he was also a double-flowered red stick of the Tianlong Gang back then, a top thug.

"Ugh……"

Li Pan also saw it, but didn't he think that something, the fist is afraid of the young and strong.Who knew that this guy could win with an old waist?

People are really numb, if I knew it, I would have surrendered and lost half of it...

Li Pan looked at the arena, Liu Heitu was still kneeling there, unable to straighten his waist for a long time, although there was indeed a factor of being kicked, but if it wasn't for acting...

"Uncle Wu, this little... this Master Liu, did he also fight against that Wudang back then?"

"That's not true. In the past, I competed with Heitu to be a double-flowered red stick. There was no winner. Unfortunately, one mountain is higher than the other, and I lost to the madman in Wudang in the end.

Alas, we were young and energetic back then, because we saw that lunatic still remembered all the martial arts practitioners, showed mercy, and didn't lose his face to participate in the siege, otherwise there would be no chance of winning... No, if we didn't follow the rules of the world, Fighting with that person, I might have been beaten to death...

In short, I kicked eight kicks and he took ten moves, so it can be considered that Black Earth is better than me.This old guy is a bad gambler and lacks money. If you want to learn kung fu, go to him. "

Oh……

Fuck, so what the hell is that Wudang guy...

(End of this chapter)