Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 124 How many stones do you throw away at most? (4K)

"What? There is a list of candidates so soon?"

Du Kang was just about to get another land print, and then tried to transplant the spiritual power search function in the demon slayer's token to the land seal, when he received another call from Han Wei.

"To be precise, it was there before that." Han Wei looked at the list in front of him and rubbed his forehead. The documents on the table were piled up like a mountain, and the height was basically the same as that of a senior high school student.

Although he is now the director of the Anomaly Investigation Bureau of Guibei District, Guicheng, in name, he only needs to communicate with Du Kang, but even so, there are piles of documents that need to be collected here... and it is difficult to skip, even if Only give a list or conclusion, at least enough documents are needed.

"Because the first batch of fighters from the Abnormal Investigation Bureau who learned spells were also selected after several layers of screening, so this time we selected more suitable objects among them.

The problem now is that we don't know how much time it takes to learn this crop ripening spell, and what kind of teaching method are you going to adopt?For example, online courses or offline teaching, if it is offline teaching, there are also requirements for teaching venues and teaching equipment..."

Han Wei spoke out according to the points that need attention marked on the document.

Facts have proved that as long as you are willing to spend energy and money, there is nothing wrong with it. Even the small things such as teaching methods and teaching venue preparation are considered quite thoroughly, and a large number of resources are approved. According to Han Wei's The saying basically means that Du Kang can use it wherever he wants, making room and redecorating are both a matter of one sentence.

But Du Kang has never been someone who likes to show off, otherwise he wouldn't be living in his own den until now.

"For the first time, let's take the offline teaching mode." Du Kang recalled the time and effort he spent learning this spell, and wanted to make a general evaluation, but gave up after thinking about it seriously.

Regarding his ability, Du Kang is still somewhat self-aware.It is definitely not easy to learn any spells. It is the same as someone who handed in the paper in 10 minutes and answered all the answers correctly. Generally speaking, there are three possibilities for this situation-one, The test paper is really simple; second, the test paper alone is easy for that person; third, that person has done this set of test papers before and memorized the answers.

Coupled with the ability to add mods to spells and improve functions at will, Du Kang feels that he is probably a combination of the second and third types... Anyway, it cannot be the first type.

As a good teacher, one should be considerate of the learning ability of the students. Du Kang has a deep understanding of this.

It's not that he taught students as a teacher, but he saw such a teacher when he was a student. Du Kang still clearly remembers that when the teacher was teaching the paper, he said, "How can you make mistakes in this multiple-choice question? Come on, Let’s talk about it, this A is impossible at first glance, this B is definitely wrong, and this D is too outrageous, so isn’t the only correct answer is C? How can it be wrong, okay, next question!”

students:"???"

As a person who has been exposed to rain, Du Kang decided to hold an umbrella for others.

Of course, there is another reason. The effect of offline teaching is definitely better than online teaching. As long as Du Kang cultivates a group of people who have learned this spell, as long as they learn it well enough to be able to teach others, then this matter will be better in the future. It will not fall on his head, it can be said to be once and for all.

"Okay, what about the requirements for the teaching location?" Han Wei continued to ask.

"I can choose any location, and I don't ask for any teaching aids... It's best not too far from Guicheng." Du Kang thought for a while and said, as a house, it is best not to go out, but near Guicheng If it is, it is basically within the coverage of his spiritual power, which means that Du Kang only needs to know the specific location, and then use the spiritual power incarnation at the corresponding place to arrive instantly, and complete the line without leaving home. next teaching.

"Okay, what about the specific teaching time?"

"It's fine during normal working hours. I'm basically free except for my lunch break and normal night rest." Du Kang said.

"Then...you mean, we can start now?" Han Wei asked tentatively after hearing the words.

"Hahaha, as long as everyone arrives, of course it's okay..." Du Kang realized what Han Wei meant when he finished speaking, "Have everyone arrived already?"

"Yes, all the trainees have been summoned to Guicheng, and they are here at the Northern Guangxi Anomaly Investigation Branch... You see, if you want to start today, I will notify them immediately."

"Okay... don't worry, I have a question." A thought suddenly popped up in Du Kang's mind, "They probably don't know my information now, right?"

"Of course not. Your information is top-secret. The trainees only know that they came here to learn spells, and they need to keep it secret. They don't know anything else." Han Wei replied.

"Then they don't know each other?" Du Kang asked again.

"Let me see...it is indeed the case. Because of the need to keep strict confidentiality, these trainees were selected mainly from the army and some other organizations at the beginning, and the best members were screened. Excellent in ability."

Although he didn't know what Du Kang wanted to do with this question, Han Wei still tried his best to introduce everything he knew, and praising the quality of the students also showed that he attached great importance to this matter.

"That's it, then I have a small plan to implement..." The corners of Du Kang's mouth curled up slightly, and at first glance it looked a bit like a template for "Wrong Mouth Dragon King Smile".

Generally speaking, Du Kang wouldn't laugh like that...but once he laughed like that, it meant that he wanted to make trouble.

……

The uniformly issued mobile phone vibrates and rings at the same time. When you click on it, it is an instruction from the exclusive APP.

"The lecture will start in half an hour. Please dress up and arrive at the conference room of the North Guangxi Anomaly Investigation Branch in batches."

The men and women in different rooms suddenly started to move.

Considering that the teaching does not know how long it will take, and that there will be land seal production later, and there may be other spells in the future, the North Guangxi Anomaly Investigation Branch directly bought a nearby hotel to provide accommodation for the students. .The main reason is that confidentiality needs to be considered, and the decoration of the hotel needs to be remodeled, so I had no choice but to buy it.

Of course, this does not mean that Guicheng is rich... You must know that before Han Wei came, with the scale of Guicheng, there was only one general Guicheng Anomaly Investigation Bureau, and there was no Guangxi North Branch. This branch was established after Han Wei came here. Yes, and enjoy the benefits of "not under the jurisdiction of the Guicheng Anomaly Investigation Bureau", "financial, human, and resource independent, and completely controlled by the Reiki Recovery Department", which can be said to be equivalent to a department directly under the ministry.

This kind of treatment is naturally in order to match the importance of Du Kang's identity. If there is no such system, it is impossible to always need special approval to give the green light.

Because it was established hastily, the office of the North Guangxi Anomaly Investigation Branch was also directly contracted for an office building.Of course, it is only for temporary use. A nearby piece of land has already been enclosed and ready to build a building as soon as possible. In this way, it is easier to make various confidential facilities. The office building must not have reserved so much space, and there will be no follow-up renovations. too big.

From receiving the news, it took only about 3 minutes. Men and women went out one after another. Naturally, there was no uniform attire, and each had a look of expectation or a little nervous expression on their faces... They were all young people, with some Such a reaction is really normal.

The door of a room was opened, and Du Kang walked towards it with a calm expression as if he was one of them. After questioning Han Wei in detail, he learned that these people had never met since they gathered here, and all of them The room is assigned directly, and the check-in time is also different, so there is no difficulty in getting in... As for the certificate, it is also very simple, just ask Han Wei to help round it up.

That's right, that's what Du Kang came up with. In the magic teaching that will start soon, he wants to be both a teacher and a student!

It's just two incarnations of spiritual power. With Du Kang's ability, splitting these two incarnations of spiritual power to do different things at the same time will not affect his body to do some things.

It is also impossible to detect abnormalities in terms of physiology-spiritual power incarnation is not a simple avatar technique, it is not possible to have real flesh and blood, but it is definitely no problem to simulate that kind of touch, breathing and heartbeat are even easier, if it is not fatally injured , Du Kang can use the transformation technique to directly transform it, without using instruments to test it, it must be possible to distinguish the fake from the real.

The reason for this is not that Du Kang feels that he has been away from school for too long, and he wants to be a student again, recalling the carefree life of his student days...but——I don’t know what my teaching level is, but others can. .

However, it is definitely unrealistic to directly obtain real feedback through inquiries or questionnaires.This is the same as putting a principal’s mailbox or the mayor’s mailbox there and then installing a monitor, or asking for an anonymous complaint hotline to leave contact information and contact information. It is purely for show.

Those who put in the mailbox know it’s a show, those who read the letter know it’s a show, and those who post the letter know it’s a show... Then the question arises, who else doesn’t know?
However, if they are all students, they will not hide too deeply from each other.Although at the beginning, he might not dare to tell the truth because of reasons such as "snitching", but Du Kang can use himself as an introduction to blew himself up!

As long as the first person speaks and raises the topic, it will be easy afterwards, and the herd effect is hard to avoid.

It was with this intention that Du Kang carried out such a disguise.

And now, just to get closer...

Du Kang took a look and soon found a suitable target.

Compared with the standard figure of most students, this one looks a bit round, especially the belly, and the whole is very white, looking like an elongated big dumpling.

But it makes sense, Han Wei mentioned that although most people are selected from the army, there are also some other special organizations, such as secret research institutes or special talents... You cannot ask for such sources. Others are also standard.

Those who do research are the same as those who do codewords. They either sit in the laboratory or sit at the table all day long. How can they have the time and energy to exercise?It's normal to be fat.

And generally speaking, those who are fatter will be more forgiving and kind.Especially those who grow up from fat to big, are more likely to be joked or ridiculed, nicknamed, etc. in the environment in which they grew up. Over time, their adaptability will come out, they can see things openly, and it is easier to accept jokes. It's better to deal with... Of course, campus violence is not advisable, whether it is cold violence or hot violence, it should not exist.

Most importantly, according to the information given by Han Wei, Du Kang also determined that this was the best choice for dealing with him.

"Brother, what's your name?" Du Kang's avatar of spiritual power leaned forward and asked in a low voice very familiar.

"Me? My name is Xu Xing, buddy, how about you?" Xu Xing, who was looking around and looking a little nervous, was startled by Du Kang's sudden greeting, and then answered.

"Why not scream and walk slowly? What a good name!" Du Kang first threw out a compliment, and then replied, "My name is Du Kang."

"My buddy is a cultural person, but it's actually because my father's surname is Xu and my mother Xinxing..." As soon as he hit his face with the 'great praise technique', Xu Xing immediately laughed cheerfully, "Your name is also good, why don't you worry about it?" , only Dukang, who can drink it?"

"That's for sure, otherwise wouldn't you be sorry for my name?"

Du Kang chuckled, as the incarnation of spiritual power, he can eat and drink as he pleases, and it will be fine to block his sense of taste when the time comes, so it is not really a lie: "I have never been drunk since I was a child!"

Du Kang has never been drunk...of course he wouldn't be drunk if he didn't drink.

"Strong, teach me how to do it? Every time I go home during the Chinese New Year, I have to drink with my relatives and elders. I really don't drink it. It's just the kind of self-brewed local wine, which is served in a small bowl. Three or two bowls, at most six bowls at a time, just give me a piece of it!" Xu Xing successfully opened the topic.

It is too easy to start a conversation with a boy, either discussing games, or discussing competitions, or computers and mobile phones, etc. It is easier to turn on the "hidden competition" mode when drinking, and say that you don't drink or I don't like drinking, but in terms of drinking capacity, unless it is really undrinkable, I will show it off a little.

A man's desire to win or lose is always focused on strange places, such as throwing a stone into the water to float a dozen or so, how much you can drink, how accurate you are at playing glass beads... always can quickly bring up the topic.

What?girl?

Who is free to chat with girls? Apart from physiological needs and hormonal stimulation, in a normal state, it is much more fun for a guy to stay with a guy than to be with a girl!
PS: Let’s take a look at the detailed outline, I feel that the writing has been a bit messy recently (I feel that the work and rest have a great impact, I have to find a way to adjust it back, and the work and rest are too dark now)
　Ulla!
　　
　
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