Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 129 Cat Rock

After chatting with Yue Fei for a few more words, seeing that the time was almost up, Du Kang brought some wild game nearby and presented them to Yue Fei, so that he could use this to strengthen the morale of the army, and then left.

As soon as he woke up, Du Kang's expression changed.

The magic circle he set up on Mao'er Mountain seems to have been triggered?

……

Maoershan.

The moon is full of stars, the mountain wind blows, and the clouds and mists drift past, covering the mountain tops from time to time.

Where the Cat Rock is located, there is even a vision. The moonlight seems to be condensed on the stone, and the moonlight appears faintly. A few wisps of faint mist are not blown away by the mountain wind, but have been lingering around the stone. Not scattered.

The whole cat rock is emitting a soft light, and the abstract shape seems to gradually become alive, as if there is a real cat crouching there.

"I said, are you sure? Don't make a mistake!"

"Sure, you just trust me, that's right!"

Suddenly there was a conversation between two people in the forest that should have been quiet and deserted.

"That's what I found in the family tree!"

"Your family still has a family tree? A big family!"

"It's not a big family, but there is indeed a bit of inheritance. The main reason is that my ancestors had a grandfather who was... I don't know what to call him, and he was a Taoist priest."

The person who spoke was a young man who looked about 23 or [-]. He was wearing a professional mountaineering suit and hiking boots. He was wearing a four-six-sixth point. He looked a little white, and he was wearing a pair of glasses, showing some elegant temperament.

The other person is equipped with the same equipment as him, and is about the same age, but his skin is a little darker, probably because he has been exposed to the sun too much on weekdays. At this time, a somewhat confused expression appeared on his face: "Taoist? How do Taoist priests give birth?"

"It's not that all Taoist priests can't marry wives and have children. It's okay to just teach. Besides, it's really not possible. Can't they return to the vulgar?"

"It makes sense, then the magic tricks that you performed for me before were passed down by your great-great-great... I don't know how many Zeng Taoist grandfathers passed them down?"

"I told you that it's not magic, it's magic! Why don't you believe it? I just started practicing, so I can only do some basic skills!"

"Okay, okay, you're right, anyway, I don't know if it's true or not..."

"It's right to believe me anyway. It is said in the classics that there is a mountain god in Mao'er Mountain. If we find the location of the mountain god..."

"I see, the classic plot, the mountain god here once owed your family's great-great... great-grandfather, and then kept it until now when you need it, you can go to him and ask him to help you? Hey, Then what are you going to ask him to help you, find a girlfriend?"

"How is it possible! Since I can cultivate, what kind of girlfriend do I need?" The white-faced young man took it for granted.

"...Hiss!" The black-faced young man gasped, put his hands on his chest, and jumped back, "I knew you were uneasy and kind!"

"Keep your voice down! Don't be joking at this time, what if someone finds out? Didn't you see that the officials have put Maoershan under control? We took a long way around to find a place to sneak in. They It is very likely that the existence of the mountain god has been discovered!"

The white youth lowered his voice and said: "Then they are forcing the mountain god to conduct experiments and so on. If we find an opportunity to rescue the mountain god..."

At the same time, Han Wei, who was standing in the distance, couldn't help but twitch his eyes slightly when he heard the words.

"What's in the minds of today's young people? Are they all so imaginative? This should be a proper persecution paranoia?"

Since the ownership of Maoershan was handed over to Du Kang, the control measures on Maoershan have been carried out, not to prevent Dukang, but to prevent ordinary people from accidentally breaking in.

In addition to the control of the official entrance, there are other monitoring installations on the path. After all, Maoershan is very big. In theory, it is also possible to go from the mountain to Maoershan through other mountains. It's hard to explain what the problem is.

After knowing that Du Kang still has such things, and that there are so many and so important things, the intensity of this monitoring suddenly doubled on the Internet several times.

It is impossible to surround people in a circle, but it is completely possible to install several circles of monitoring, a circle of fences and warning signs, and all the monitoring has been installed in a concealed manner, with no dead ends. It's hard to find out, and it's even more difficult to get over it.

Not to mention the two young men, one white and one black, had already attracted attention when they tried to enter Maoershan, and it would not be too easy to be discovered if they made a detour to enter elsewhere.

If it weren't for hearing their conversation, these two people should have been stopped immediately, and they would probably have to investigate their biographical history and even their relationship with relatives and friends. What browser history and chat records must be include...

If that was the case, Han Wei would not have come in person.

But this opening is about practice, classics, genealogy, mountain gods... Han Wei naturally had to come. Not only did he come by himself, he also sent a message to Du Kang, explaining what happened here, and considering whether It was late at night, so I didn't call.

Du Kang is not his superior, so it is not advisable to call and harass him in the middle of the night... The main reason is that the current situation is completely within the controllable range.

"Han Bu, I can't hear their conversation..." the assistant at the side said weakly.

"Don't call it Han Bu, it should be Han Bureau now...or Han Branch?" Han Wei joked, retelling the conversation between the two young people.

With his cultivation base, he was naturally able to easily monitor the conversation between the two without being discovered from such a distance.

"This is a typical result of cultural invasion. This is what the United States likes to play the most. What military government captures aliens is just a slice of research, and then it is logically extended to our side."

The assistant said with emotion: "What kind of mountain god is caught, save the mountain god, and get rewards... Typical American popcorn blockbuster thinking, but it is true in their culture, but it is not suitable for us."

"What you're talking about here is that we have to be courteous before fighting. Unless the other party doesn't cooperate, how can we just use swords and guns as soon as they come up?" Han Wei shook his head.

"If you really want to do it, it must be someone else's problem first. How can someone who comes up indiscriminately put aside this saver, and don't look at yourself, how crazy is your brain?"

"It's probably just that I didn't think so comprehensively, but I can't rule out the possibility." The assistant nodded and asked again, "Does the mountain god they mentioned... really exist?"

"That's why they are allowed to continue to advance here. Judging from the news so far, it can be inferred that gods do exist, but they have not yet recovered. In a place like Mao'er Mountain, it is really normal to have mountain gods."

Han Wei said: "It would be best if there is an accidental discovery, it doesn't matter if there is no, anyway, we can stop their actions at any time."

……

"But there is one thing you guessed wrong. My ancestors have nothing to do with this mountain god... If I have to say, my ancestors owed others, and it is even said that it is a life-saving grace." The black youth chatted.

This Maoer Mountain, from the bottom of the mountain to the top of the mountain, has more than 30 kilometers of paved roads. In order to avoid "possible monitoring", they dare not walk on the concrete road, and they are worried that there is no professional equipment in the pure mountain road. I got lost, so I only dared to walk along the concrete road... It was a difficult walk, and it would be too boring if I didn't chat for a few days in this situation.

"What the hell, dare you pull me here to repay the favor? Are you sure that others need your favor?" The black youth was taken aback.

"Wrong, I brought you here to strengthen my courage, I dare not come up alone..." Xianbai young man rolled his eyes, and then said, "Anyway, let's take a step and see, I don't know if I can see the mountain god or not. I don't know what kind of character and state that mountain god is. What if we happen to need us? Wouldn't that be luck?
Randomly giving something from the hands of the gods will be enough for us for a while, maybe it will allow us all to step into the practice, and come to the east for 30 years and the west for 30 years..."

"What the hell, you want to be a reckless hero..." The black youth complained, and then asked, "What if you don't need it?"

"That's considered to have seen a god. It's a worthwhile trip to see a real god in these years!" The young man seemed very optimistic.

"Then what if the mountain god wants to attack us? What about sucking blood to resuscitate!" The black youth continued to ask.

"You think the mountain god is a vampire, but others are righteous gods! And the mountain god is not a tiger!" The white boy rolled his eyes, obviously he had done some homework before this.

After a long time, when Han Wei was a little impatient and the sky was about to light up, the two finally arrived at their destination.

"It's right in front! According to the records in the classics... Although the map has changed slightly, the general location is the same. It's right in front... the cat rock!"

The white-faced young man spoke enthusiastically, and he, who was about to see the dawn of success, mustered up the strength in his body and continued to walk forward, while the black-faced young man was speechless, he could only grunt, and followed.

There is a saying that "mountains and rivers are full of doubts and there is no way out, and the willows are dark and the flowers are bright and there is another village". Although the scene faced by the two young people did not have the sudden reversal of the desperate situation, after a night of fatigue and exhaustion, the goal is imminent The longing in front of me is not much different from the relaxation that is finally coming soon.

Finally, they walked around a corner and came to the Cat Rock.

Cat Rock is a big stone. The stone looks a bit like a crouching cat. In the past, ordinary people may see it, and they would not connect the two, because it seems a bit abstract, but today it is different. .

The footsteps of the two youths stopped and stopped in place.

The dark-faced young man rubbed his eyes, and then rubbed them again, to make sure that he wasn't dazzled because of exhaustion, but no matter how much he rubbed, the scene in front of him didn't change at all.

"Cheng Xiao, that stone...is it my eyesight? Why do I feel like it's glowing?" The dark-faced young man lowered his voice subconsciously and asked.

"If neither of us is dazzled at the same time, then we should be shining..." Cheng Xiao murmured.

As they can see, the cat's stone is indeed glowing, and it's not like the faint light of a white moonlight like before, but a fluorescence that can be clearly distinguished by the naked eye from the inside to the outside. !

Fluorescence radiates from the surface of the cat's stone to the surroundings. It is obviously just a kind of light, but it gives people a feeling of peace and comfort. It is so pure that there is no flaw at all. Even the whole cat's stone looks like it has turned into jade. .

Such a spectacle is difficult to describe in words, and as a person who sees this scene, his feelings are not easy to describe.

"Fuck..." The black youth couldn't help but sigh, "What you said is actually true?"

"Cao Ze, why can't you be more educated? You're so stupid all day long. You can't write a poem at a time like this? After all, you're still a graduate student!" Cheng Xiao pretended to be calm and contemptuous, "Return to me The 'actually' is true... When have I ever lied to someone?"

"Then you come up with a poem for me? Graduate students can't lie? Let me tell you, 'fuck' is the most intuitive emotional reaction!" Cao Ze said angrily.

"Just think about one sentence! I am dignified..."

Cheng Xiao then moved his eyes back to the cat rock, and then moved back again, which did not improve his acceptance, but was immersed in the first time he saw such a supernatural scene. In the shock that should be expected at the time, his lips murmured for a long time, but he still spit out two words sincerely, "Damn..."

Cao Ze didn't bother to laugh at him, and was still caught in this "spectacular" scene for them.

In comparison, he has already seen many similar situations. For example, Han Wei, who was Du Kang Guandao and killed Deng Lizhi, would not be so ignorant. For him, facing this situation, he immediately thought of What is-

"Fuck!"

"I have to call Du Kang quickly! There really is a mountain god here! It's almost morning, so you shouldn't be angry at this time?"

With this in mind, Han Wei was taking out his mobile phone, and at the same time, he was on guard against Cheng Xiao and Cao Ze who came back to their senses and approached further, and when they were about to stop at any time, the sudden change attracted everyone's attention.

It was a light from the sky.

This light spanned a long distance and projected on the cat stone.

In an instant, the cat's stone, which was already emitting fluorescence, began to change...it became more radiant!
There was also a voice that Han Wei swore he had heard absolutely right.

"Crack!"

Shared diary ↓

　There are still a few months until the lease term ends, but we have not yet decided on the next location for the shared residence.

　　Originally, our plan was to go to Changsha, but later we came to Xi’an because we knew a lot of author friends in Xi’an, planning to go to Changsha next time…

　　I have to say that this change saved Ah Xing and Ah Xue. With their ability to eat spicy food, going to Changsha might mean squatting in the toilet every day, or both.

　　But now the problem is coming, Changsha probably can't go, so where should I go next?
　　I discussed it with A Xing and A Xue, and got into a tangle.

　　Probably this is the trouble of choosing difficulties.

　　If it doesn't work, there is actually a solution, that is to buy a map and throw darts with your eyes closed.

　　As for the places you don't want to go, let A Xing and A Xue lie on it and cover them up, and I'll be in charge of throwing darts... Well, this is in the Ganges!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)