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Chapter 132 The Power of God, To the World (3.4k)

One person, one cat, vegetable market.

Nowadays, it cannot be said that cat owners can be seen everywhere with cats shopping, but they are often seen.

However, it is not in a "space capsule" bag, but squats firmly on the shoulders of a person. It looks pure black, but its hair has a layer of red under the rendering of the sun. Such a situation must be considered rare. .

And when this person still chats with the cat from time to time, and it seems that the chat is quite smooth, such a situation makes people feel a little wary, thinking that this may be the existence of the cat leader or senior high priest.

But, fortunately, if you look carefully, the person crouched by the black cat is also like a crown jade, imposing, handsome but not feminine, handsome but not vulgar, making people feel that such a handsome person is doing something strange There must be a reason for what you said... This world that looks at faces really can't make people happy.

Fortunately, at the vegetable market this early in the morning, you don't have to worry about meeting some girls who come up and ask for their contact information.Those who come to the vegetable market at this time must not be of this age, and most people who are of Du Kang’s age prefer to go to the supermarket to buy vegetables-mainly because they don’t know how to bargain, and they don’t bother to do so, and they don’t know if they will be slaughtered. So it's better to go directly to the supermarket to buy the clearly marked price.

Du Kang is good at bargaining, but he is usually too lazy to do so. He comes to the vegetable market to buy because he thinks there are many fresh ones here, and many of them are raised or grown by the seller himself. They are picked and sold on the same day.

"How about this fish? I think it's not bad." Du Kang stared at the tumbling fish in the pond for a while and asked, pointing at one of them.

"Grass carp has many spines, so it's not tasty." Xiaoxuan expressed his opinion.

We all know that cats eat fish, and they are very good at eating fish, but in fact, the cat’s oral structure is not special, and it is easy to get stuck by fish bones. It just depends on the level of fish eating... Although cats that eat fish can get stuck by fish bones Cats are really disgusting.

It is naturally impossible for Xiaoxuan's level to have such a thing happen, but if it can be as easy as possible, who would want to trouble it?
Of course, in the eyes and ears of outsiders, Xiaoxuan just glanced in the direction Du Kang pointed, and then meowed.This is a universal spell used by Du Kang, which makes Xiaoxuan's voice sound like a normal cat meowing to others.

If this is the case, it will inevitably make people look sideways... Such a question and an answer seem to be understandable, which is naturally quite surprising.

Du Kang didn't take this seriously. Anyway, as long as Xiaoxuan didn't speak, it would be nothing more than "a tenth-level expert in cat language and a spiritual black cat" if it was spread, and it would have no effect.

Of course, it is impossible to shoot video. Dukang can make the camera black when they want to shoot, which is also very simple.

"Then how about this one?" Du Kang asked another one after choosing it.

"It's not too fresh," Xiaoxuan said, looking at the frantically writhing fish, "it's a bit like a flashback."

"Oh," Du Kang quickly made the most sensible choice, reaching out his hand to signal Xiaoxuan to jump up, and then put it on the top of the fish pond, "Then you catch it yourself?"

Let the cat choose the fish by itself, which is of course the most reasonable thing.

Xiaoxuan had no choice but to squat on Du Kang's hand and look at it for a while, then grabbed a fish bigger than his body with a lightning-like grab with his right front paw, which looked very contrasting. One can't help but wonder if something went wrong.

"Is this fish okay, Boss?" Du Kang stretched out his hand in front of the case, and Xiaoxuan also hugged the big crucian carp with his two front paws and stretched it forward. The crucian carp that was bouncing around was not even moved at all, without any ups and downs or shaking. It was easy to ignore the fact that Du Kang's hands that supported Xiaoxuan and the crucian carp did not move at all.

"...Yes, of course you can...You cat, you are amazing!"

The boss finally came back to his senses, and took the fish carefully from the small black claws, but he almost missed it and let the fish jump to the ground. After decades of fish-killing skills, he managed to securely catch it. hold down.

"Xiaoxuan is really powerful." Du Kang nodded.

As a mountain god, the black cat can also become a tiger, and it can occupy space in fairy tales.

Because it was going to be braised in soy sauce, Du Kang didn't ask the boss to slaughter it, and prepared to take it home to handle it by himself, which means he gave up the experience of the exclusive five-star customer service for grocery shopping in the south.

There are many differences in various aspects between the north and the south, even in the point of buying vegetables. For example, in the south, you can choose the quantity of vegetables you want, and you can also provide services such as washing, peeling, cutting, and slaughtering, such as dicing meat. , Chicken claws and nails, corn cobs cut into corn kernels... even some of them have been processed before they go on sale.

In the north, it is said that these services are generally not provided. If you ask too much, it may be considered as finding fault.

"Electricity? Lightning?"

"It can be understood as another kind of 'spiritual power' mastered by ordinary people, which can be used on many things and provide energy for many things to operate. For example, the TV that is playing now, and the electric light, and even the TV you watched before. The parts inside those cars that I have come to... In short, the lives of most ordinary people are now inseparable from electricity."

While cooking, Du Kang answered endless questions for Xiaoxuan. Anyway, in terms of his ability, he can do two things and three things at once, which is basically the same as usual, so there is no burden, let alone because of Xiaoxuan. There are many questions and I find it troublesome, but I have some fun in it.

When explaining these things to Xiaoxuan, he had to convert them into spiritual power and spells to explain.In this way, there is a feeling that ordinary people have achieved things that gods could do before in another way, which is very interesting.Moreover, it can also allow Du Kang to have a deeper understanding of the relationship between the two, and it must be useful when teaching the students of the Northern Guangxi Anomaly Investigation Branch.

Killing two birds with one stone, why not do it?

"It's no wonder that the lives of ordinary people have undergone such huge changes. It turns out that the ability of gods has been spread to the world."

Xiaoxuan squatted beside the sink, wagging his tail and talking, watching Du Kang's action of gutting the fish, and giving instructions from time to time. As a cat, he must know which parts of the fish are delicious and which parts can be discarded. Lose.

"Basically, it can be understood in this way." Du Kang thought for a while, then smiled, "Telephone is a thousand-mile sound transmission, an airplane is a flying technique, and a car and a high-speed rail are also a magical movement technique for traveling thousands of miles a day... It seems to be about the same when converted in this way. "

"It's amazing..." Xiaoxuan sighed, "Can I learn it?"

"Of course. In fact, the learning tools I bought for you are almost here." Du Kang blinked, raised the fish that was being gutted in his hand, and said, "Go get it yourself, it's my gift to you .”

……

"I'll go. There's no elevator on the seventh floor. What's the matter..." the delivery runner complained, not knowing how many security checks he had just passed on the way. As soon as the lock was moved, the door opened by itself.

"Hey, hello, your errand order..." the errand runner subconsciously said, and then stopped in the middle of speaking, because he didn't see anyone when he looked forward.

So, who opened the door for him just now?

Fortunately, the sun was shining during the day instead of the darkness at night, otherwise the errand runner would have to play songs like "Good Day" in a panic before fleeing downstairs.

"Meow~" A meow brought the errand runner back to his senses, and when he looked down, he saw a black cat staring at him... the box in his hand.

To be fair, if it was really night, this black cat and those meowing just now could really scare the errand runner out of his wits.

"Ah, that's my cat, just give him your phone!" Du Kang's voice came from the kitchen, "The tail number is 2305!"

"Oh, yes, yes, good..." The errand runner swore that he had delivered so many orders, met so many customers, and it was the first time he saw his cat pick up things... The key is that the mobile phone box is so big, How do cats get it?Dogs can still bite!

Before the errand runner could react and speak, Xiaoxuan became a little impatient. He bounced slightly and hooked his paw forward, and the errand runner felt that his hand was empty. When he looked again, the box was hooked by Xiaoxuan's claw. up.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but the errand runner only felt that he vaguely saw the black cat waving its claws towards him, and before he somehow showed an impatient gesture on his face, he jumped and hooked again... ...then the door shut itself.

Runner: "???"

The hell in broad daylight?
After regaining consciousness, he boldly confirmed the address again, and the errand runner immediately ran down the stairs at the fastest speed in his life.

Xiaoxuan didn't care so much, got the phone box and jumped on the table, and began to dismantle it in front of Du Kang. Naturally, with the sharpness of cat's claws, no scissors were needed to cut through the tape and plastic film, and Du Kang It is only necessary to explain where the switch is. After playing for a while, Xiaoxuan gradually got used to how to operate it.

After all, this mobile phone can be understood as a kind of "magical instrument" that uses electricity, and it can't be directly operated with thoughts like a magic instrument. There are much more magic tools in general... In short, as long as you accept its essence, and with Xiaoxuan's knowledge, it couldn't be easier to play with this thing.

For a while, the cat was playing with the mobile phone, and the people were disembowelling the fish and cooking, which seemed quite harmonious.

As for literacy, of course, there is no need to worry. There are traditional characters in the mobile phone system, and there are many interoperability between traditional and simplified characters, and the context of the contact can basically be understood.As for writing, it is not difficult for Xiaoxuan, and there is also a voice input function, which is extremely convenient.

Of course, the phone card must still be Dukang’s. Given the current situation, it’s impossible to get an ID card for Xiaoxuan to register a phone card or something... This probably means waiting for the gods to fully recover + return and the country to introduce relevant policies. ...Maybe we can set a precedent?Du Kang was going to ask Han Wei later.

"Xiaoxuan, I'm going to take a nap, how about you help me find out what's strange later?" It was almost noon, Du Kang looked at Xiaoxuan and asked.

Finally, this point can be confirmed...Du Kang couldn't find anyone else to do this before this, but Xiaoxuan was trustworthy.

"Strange place?" Xiao Xuan was taken aback.

"It's all kinds of unusual phenomena. If there is any, please tell me when I wake up." Du Kang said.

"Okay." Although he didn't quite understand, Xiaoxuan obediently nodded and agreed.

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After stroking the cat's head and being satisfied, Du Kang lay down on the bed, picked up his mobile phone, clicked the [Continue Special Emergency Substitution] button, and fell into a deep sleep following the onset of drowsiness.

Xiao Xuan tilted his head slightly: "Fall asleep so soon?"

After looking at it for a long time, I didn't find any abnormalities other than that, but Xiaoxuan didn't continue to play with his mobile phone, but continued to squat next to the pillow, flicking his long tail.

"It's really strange..."

PS: Ulla!I did it!sleep!
　Ulla!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)