Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 161 The three-year period has come, and the best friend is the boss?

Du Kang's curiosity came up.

Whether it's love counseling or Yan Chixia's call for help, if it's just one of the two, maybe Du Kang won't be so interested, but now, when these two things come together, it's hard for him not to Generate associations.

For example: Yan Chixia has always abandoned her and caused love debts, and was chased and killed by the woman?
This is a possibility that Du Kang thought of at the first time, but the problem is that according to the situation when dealing with Yan Chixia before, Yan Chixia's character is completely rigid, a classic straight man, the kind of talk that kills people without paying for their lives , I feel that it has nothing to do with love or something.To be precise, it should be a completely unsuitable style of painting!

But the problem is, now, these two things are so put together.

What is the truth?
Du Kang shook his head. Unless he started the mission directly, it would be impossible to guess based on the current known information. It can only be said that it is completely guesswork, which is meaningless.But right now he really can't start directly. Although his intuition tells Du Kang that there is nothing wrong with Ning Caicheng, and it is even a good thing, he still can't rest assured until the results of the preliminary physical examination come out.

After taking over the task, Du Kang began to speculate about the situation on Ning Caicheng's side again. He didn't know whether his best friend really awakened himself, embarked on the road of cultivation, and even mastered some spells spontaneously, or Because of being entangled by monsters, A Piao and the like, and repaying favor?
Du Kang thinks that the latter is most likely to be the latter, mainly because similar situations are quite common in various short stories in ancient times... Besides, the names and appearances are so consistent, isn't it not worthy of the name to be a "dead knight"?

Well, speaking of it, there seems to be a little problem with my name being "Du Kang" and not drinking...

Also, did I forget something again?
……

On Ning Caicheng's side, after getting the contact information and the address of the hospital, he just felt that there are still acquaintances who are easy to handle in this world, and when he was about to pack up and go out, a phone call came directly.

Ning Caicheng glanced at the phone number, but he did not recognize it, but it was not marked as a harassment call, and it was still a local one, so he connected.

"Hi, hello, what's the matter?"

"Hello, are you Mr. Ning Caicheng, right?" A calm-sounding male voice came from the phone.

"Ah, yes, you are..."

"It's like this. We have received a notice to arrange a medical examination. Are you going to come here by yourself, or will you be picked up by our special plane?"

The director of Hangzhou Anomaly Investigation Bureau sat in his office, with a serious expression on his face, and faced the call with the attitude of facing his boss.

"Um... special 'aircraft' pick-up?" Ning Caicheng was taken aback.

"Yes, we can arrange a helicopter to pick you up directly."

I don't know if it was Ning Caicheng's illusion, but the voice on the phone sounded very polite, even a little respectful, "Because it is the rush hour, if you use a special car to pick you up, you may face the risk of traffic jams, and there is a direct transfer The plane will be faster."

Ning Caicheng: "... Huh?"

What did he hear?
What does it mean that the helicopter transfer will be faster? Of course it will be faster. Your words seem to say "the damage will be much higher when there are more endless", "100 million mattresses sleep better than tens of dollars. The mattress is comfortable", "Traveling by bike is not as good as spending tens of millions to hire a special car to escort you all the way, arrange a five-star hotel and stay at any time and place"... Isn't this pure nonsense!

Putting a serious bragging on it!

"No... Even if it's a helicopter, I don't have a landing pad here." Ning Caicheng laughed, thinking that the other party seemed to be joking.

"We have already checked the terrain, you just need to go up to the roof, the driver can hover the helicopter on the edge of the building, then you can just walk up." The person on the other side of the phone said seriously, as if he was It's as easy as saying, "I had corn dumplings dipped in vinegar for dinner today."

Ning Caicheng: "..."

Dude, are you serious?
……

After hanging up the phone, the director of Hangzhou Anomaly Investigation Bureau breathed a sigh of relief and asked the assistant beside him, "Have the arrangements been made?"

"It's already been contacted, and we can start as soon as this side is confirmed." The assistant replied.

"Okay, let's go, pick up people, we have to go too." The director stood up and moved his body.

"Director, who is the other party? According to the information, he seems to be an ordinary person?" The assistant couldn't help asking, it was the first time he had seen the director so... so attentive.It's like treating some important person, but as an assistant who arranged the whole thing, he has also read Ning Caicheng's information, so it's not like that at all?
"It's true that he is an ordinary person according to the information, but he has a friend, and that person's identity is not ordinary." The director of the Hangzhou Abnormal Investigation Bureau shook his head and did not continue.

The person who called him before was Han Wei!
Nowadays, although Han Wei's status is not as high as his on the surface, in fact, it is almost at the level of the second in command of the headquarters. Of course, such changes are circulated internally. With his position, More or less able to know something.

"Who can be friends with that person, can they be ordinary people? Besides, this name is not ordinary at first glance! Maybe they just didn't want to show it before, and now they have encountered something, so they need to check... ..."

If this Ning Caicheng is really a similar person, and since he has a good relationship with him, although it is unlikely to directly reach Han Wei's status, it can definitely be said to be soaring!
With such thoughts in mind, the director of the Hangzhou Anomaly Investigation Bureau will of course be courteous.

Of course, even if there is no such level of thinking, the director will seriously do a good job in this matter. After all, Han Wei specially contacted him to arrange it, and the public channel he used was sent by his superiors. Task.If you don't finish it seriously, do you still have to be passive and perfunctory?Then it's not that you dislike having a small position, it's that you dislike having a position!
……

Ning Caicheng himself didn't know what he was thinking.

Probably because after agreeing with a mentality of trying, he packed up his things and went to the top of the building. Looking at the afterglow of the setting sun and the red glow of the sunset, he realized that he probably had a brain twitch.

Not only did other people's brains get pumped, but my own brain also got pumped, and it got even worse!
No, there is another unreliable person...

As a qualified bad friend, Ning Caicheng immediately put this matter on the "culprit".He took out his mobile phone and sent another video call to Du Kang. After Du Kang connected and asked "what's the matter", he said with a strange face: "Are you sure you didn't call me by mistake? The person told me to come Waiting for the helicopter on the roof!"

Du Kang: "..."

Well, now Du Kang finally knew where the previous feeling of forgetting something came from.

When contacting Han Wei, he just said that Ning Caicheng is his friend, and there seems to be something wrong with his body, he needs to check it out, because he has something to do and can't go there, can you please help me, and Han Wei is also very happy agreed.

After that, information such as people's contact information and addresses are arranged.

Among them, Ning Caicheng's true identity was not involved, or Du Kang did not deliberately emphasize this point, he did not think about that aspect at all, it was inertial thinking!
Du Kang knew that Ning Caicheng was just an ordinary person, but what about the official people?

That's hard to say.

It's hard not to go in the direction of Dihua.

"Well, now that the three-year period has come, I can't hide it from you anymore," Du Kang started the "Grinning Dragon King Smile" mode, "Actually, I have a lot of status in the world, and everyone respects me. "

"Why, should I welcome the Dragon King back to the throne?" Ning Caicheng stared at him with dead fish eyes.

"You don't even want to call me foster father." Du Kang looked at him, shaking his head slightly, his eyes full of "disappointment".

"I have been wandering for half my life, and I only hate that I have not met the Ming Lord. If you don't give up, I would like to worship..." Ning Caicheng laughed and immediately resorted to countermeasures.

"Hey, wait, there's no need, huh, Ni Zi'an dared to harm me!" Du Kang quickly stopped Ning Caicheng's trap card, with a serious face, "I really didn't lie to you, and the person who called to tell you probably didn't lie either." You, the helicopter should be here soon."

"Really?" Ning Caicheng was a little suspicious by Du Kang's suddenly serious face and tone.

"It's really better than UZI coming back to EDG!"

"...You might as well say that Thanos joined the Avengers!" Ning Caicheng was stunned for a moment, and complained, "Stop making trouble, how could you be a hidden boss, if so..."

Ning Caicheng's words were interrupted by a strange, rhythmic voice that came to his ears suddenly. He turned his head to take a look, and then completely froze in place.

In the last twilight, a helicopter slowly flew over. In such a scene, if you were a Wenqing, if you thought about it for a long time, you might be able to write a paragraph that seems to be elegant in terms of words at first glance and has a very high literary level.For normal people, generally speaking, there will only be one reaction in the heart, two words, in Chinese, different meanings can be expressed in different contexts according to different intonations——

"Fuck!"

The helicopter was getting closer and closer, and the target was very clear. It was obviously coming for Ning Caicheng, and Ning Caicheng finally came to his senses at this time, and held the phone in front of him.

"Haha, how's it going? Didn't you lie to me? If you say you are a boss, you are a boss!" Du Kang laughed and saved the various emoticons he just cut.

"You know what I'm thinking now?"

"What? Get a vaccination first. I'm male and I like women. I don't accept homosexuality."

"Fuck you, I also like men and women!" Ning Caicheng said angrily.

Then, watching the helicopter getting closer and closer, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "I was thinking, I saw so many small essays on Weibo that my roommates are the second generation of rich people, and they benefit the whole dormitory alone." , Thinking about it now, I really regret it."

"What do you regret? Regret that you didn't write an article back then?"

"Of course not!" Ning Caicheng shook his head, with a strange expression on his face, "I regret that I didn't tie you up and hang you to force me to ask you about your identity as a boss!

You guy, it's too good to hide it! "

……

There are special helicopters to pick up and drop off. Of course, special care will be given on a one-to-one basis for inspection.Ning Caicheng's various examination results came out and were summarized in the shortest possible time - the final doctor's conclusion was: it is rare to see such a healthy body, and all the values ​​are within the normal range.

This sounds normal, but it is not normal in practice.With Ning Caicheng's working hours and schedule, it is strange to have a healthy body. Even if there are no serious illnesses, at least some hormone secretion disorders will definitely occur. However, even in these detailed projects The inspections also came up with completely normal results.

"At present, it seems that there is a high probability that you are possessed by a good Piao or spirit, and they are still helping you exercise." Du Kang concluded.

"So... the revival of spiritual energy is real?"

"...Of course it's true, but is there something wrong with what you're paying attention to?" Du Kang blinked, "Shouldn't you be worried about the other party's purpose at a time like this?"

"Hey, didn't you say it was a good one?" Ning Caicheng was surprised.

"I just said that there is a high probability that it might be good, but I didn't say that it is certain. Who can say for sure about this kind of thing, maybe it is specially designed to help you take care of your body for the convenience of taking the house. This is also possible."

Du Kang smiled coldly: "When you wake up, you will find that it has completely occupied your body, and everything in your life has been completely inherited by it, while others can't even notice it!"

"Hiss!" Ning Caicheng took a breath, "Is there such a good thing?"

Du Kang: "???"

"It won't be because it can't bear it, and then ask me to change it back? Well, if it's a shift change, I can't accept it..." Ning Caicheng fell into obsession.

Du Kang was silent, thinking carefully about what Ning Caicheng had to do on weekdays, such work and rest, such labor intensity, such salary...

If A Piao who has seized the home has no other way, can he bear it? It seems that we really have to say something else?
……

In the end, although it seemed nothing serious, Du Kang let Ning Caicheng stay in the hospital temporarily, and he planned to go over to help him take a look at it tomorrow.As for why not just go there today?The serious reason is that Du Kang is now more interested in the new replacement task, and he wants to finish the replacement first, and the unserious reason...he wants to make Ning Caicheng feel scared for a while.

Although Ning Caicheng acted very indifferent, just like people who subconsciously don't want to go to the hospital on weekdays, once they go to the hospital, they will have a bad feeling, let alone live in the hospital.So Ning Caicheng must still feel a little flustered.

In contrast, Du Kang was completely relieved. As a bad friend, he didn't mind "adding insult to injury" when it was judged by all parties that it would not be a bad thing.There is a saying that "when there is danger, the father will block the danger like a mountain; but when there is no danger, the father is the greatest danger". This sentence can also be applied between friends. Playing tricks is normal.

At night, Du Kang lay Xiaoxuan coiled beside his bed, holding the Aye brand real voluptuous pillow in his arms, fell asleep contentedly, and began to take over.

Nonsense, isn't that what you do when you pinch it like this?How could it be possible to pretend to be a wolf with a big tail? This has already been Sima Zhao's heart, and everyone in the world knows it, okay?

Opening his eyes again, Du Kang blinked and found himself in front of a temple.

PS: Ulla!This would have been fun!

　Ulla!
　　
　
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