Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 163 CPU Master Ning Caichen?
Nie Xiaoqian was a little stunned, not knowing what to do.

In her relatively short "career" compared to other ghosts, this is the first time she has encountered such a client... The previous clients basically rushed forward after hearing it, and at most there were a few who were a little polite. Sentences, or even because I was stunned for the first time, I still have to teach them.

This is something that can’t be helped, let’s not say that although the real Nie Xiaoqian does not look like the Nie Xiaoqian in "A Chinese Ghost Story", she is also a beautiful woman with almost the same level of appearance and body, even if it is a slightly worse one... In ancient times How can people's spiritual life be so rich in modern times?
Especially when it comes to shrew, it is estimated that young people today have seen more shrew pictures than their ancestors’ [-] generations combined. If they see too much, their resistance will naturally increase. Maybe they can comment on what Nie Xiaoqian should do What improvements should be made in terms of clothing, such as adding special offensive weapons such as black silk and leggings, as well as details in posture and expression.

Therefore, Ning Caichen, who didn't follow the routine, made Nie Xiaoqian wonder how to react for a while, and it was only natural.

But a professional is a professional after all, Nie Xiaoqian calmed down quickly, thought about Ning Caichen's words carefully, then smiled, then blushed slightly, and lowered her eyes: "How could it be? You are so handsome, I am just shy ...so I just need to find an excuse~"

The voice is mellow and ambiguous, coupled with the fact that the appearance is already beautiful, and the words are full of love. It can be said that under such circumstances, normal people are easily attracted to a state where they can hardly find their way.

But is Ning Caichen a normal person?Of course not, whether it is the undead knight Ning Caichen recorded in the original book, or the Ning Caichen who feels something is wrong in front of him!

I saw that Ning Caichen did not appear to be seduced when he heard the words, but instead put away his straight face, and scanned Nie Xiaoqian's body up and down with his scrutinizing eyes: "So, you are attracted by my appearance. Attracted, so you fall in love with me?"

"Exactly~" Nie Xiaoqian is still using her abundant capital. According to past experience, she vaguely feels that she is about to succeed.

"Sigh... It's a very happy thing for a girl to fall in love with me because of my appearance, but the problem now is that I don't like you very much." Ning Caichen suddenly sighed, feeling a little embarrassed say.

Nie Xiaoqian: "???"

Du Kang, who was watching through several walls: "???"

What is this development?
One thing to say, when he realized that this might be the script of "Nie Xiaoqian", Du Kang's mood was actually a bit complicated. After all, he prefers to get in touch with those plots that he has never seen before, and re-experience it again. The plots of many works have even been remakes and adaptations, but they don't really mean much.

According to the plot of the original novel, it is nothing more than the fact that the righteous and good scholar successfully obtained the beautiful and considerate wife of A Piao; Yan Chixia only relied on a quiver and a flying sword to show her incredible strength as a sword fairy; coercing lonely souls and wild ghosts The monster who killed people and practiced was beheaded... It belongs to the rare plot of happy reunion.

And if it is an adaptation of a derivative drama, it means adding some private goods from the demons of the family and country, as well as "I don't go to hell, who goes to hell" and some scenes such as difficult comebacks... The ups and downs of the plot are naturally good, but look again That's it all over again.

So Du Kang actually expected some new things to appear, but he really didn't expect the new things to be shown here. He originally thought it was something like "[-] things about Yan Chixia, a straight man of steel, who fell in love"... ...After all, it makes sense that you need "love psychological counseling"!

Who knew that the change actually appeared on Ning Caichen?
Du Kang shook his head, continued to watch the play, and even used a spiritual barrier to shield himself directly in order to gain a better viewing experience, faking the illusion that he was still asleep, while the real person began to eat with a correct posture. Melon watching a show.

It's a pity that I didn't buy melon seeds when I went shopping, but it's because I didn't expect such a thing...

In Ning Caichen's room, Nie Xiaoqian was stunned once again.

This is the first time she has encountered such a reaction, the first time someone has expressed dislike for her so clearly, and it seems that she is not lying at all!
"You... If you have any reason, you can just say it, please don't humiliate my family like this..." Nie Xiaoqian's eyes drooped, tears glistened, she was so wronged that she wanted to cry.

"No, no, it's not intentional humiliation, but... well, I'd better not say anything." Ning Caichen shook his head.

Even though Du Kang, who is a melon eater, clearly knew that Ning Caichen's words must have a later meaning, he still felt a little uncomfortable.

There are two kinds of people that I hate the most in my life, one is talking, only half-talking, and the other is!

"Please make it clear that if there is anything wrong with my family, I will try my best to correct it." Nie Xiaoqian's teary eyes blinked, and she looked particularly pitiful.

"Then... I just said it?" Ning Caichen still hesitated.

"Please speak up."

"Well, that's... you're actually not very good-looking..." Ning Caichen tried to speak in a tactful tone, but the content of the words was a little blunt, well, it was just a straight punch.

A punch to Nie Xiaoqian shut down again.

No...not good-looking?

After recovering, Nie Xiaoqian was subconsciously angry.

In her not-so-long career, this was the first time someone said she was not good-looking!

Why does the man in front of him say that he is not good-looking?
This anger is not xxn's self-confidence, after all, Nie Xiaoqian's figure and appearance are indeed top-notch, and based on her various performances and actions after entering the room——

Everyone can think about it differently, in the middle of the night, a girl of high level will come to confess to you and want to spend the spring evening with you... In this case, if it is not a special group of people, such as a high-ranking person or a guy with XP problems, generally It is absolutely impossible to refuse, even if it is possible to know that there is a problem...

But Ning Caichen refused, not only refused, but also bluntly said that she was ugly!

As we all know, no matter men or women, generally speaking, you can't directly say that others are not good-looking in front of others... Among them, women's reactions to this point are generally more intense, let alone those who are really good-looking. Said she was ugly.

"You...you...even if you don't want to spend the night with me, you shouldn't insult me ​​by saying such things!"

Nie Xiaoqian almost couldn't hold back and rushed forward to give Ning Caichen two slaps, but she didn't know whether it was good professional ethics or poor military value. The gauze clothes were wet, making her graceful figure more visible.

"Oh, I knew the girl would react like this after I said this, so I didn't want to say it at first."

Ning Caichen shook his head, first threw the blame on Nie Xiaoqian, and then still didn't have any intention of pity, and even directly started to attack personally.

"But what I'm saying is indeed the truth. Although the girl's face looks very soft and charming, it's just Xiaojiabiyu's pettiness after all. It lacks the atmosphere of a lady like a lady. Then there is this figure, which is naturally charming, but the curve is still a little lacking. Got some fullness..."

Then, from an extremely professional angle, Ning Caichen went up to the face, hairstyle, head shape and even the length of the neck, even the upturn of the nose, the shape of the eyebrows, as well as the lips and makeup, etc. A series of details, ranging from medium to large in size And straight, elastic, down to the length of the long legs, the skin feel and even the shape of the legs, and a series of other aspects have made merciless criticism!

It's fine if it's just lip service, but the problem is that Ning Caichen has shown an unbelievably professional skills.

When Nie Xiaoqian finally couldn't bear the anger in his heart to refute him, he also said, "Faithful words are harsh, I have already known that the girl would have such a reaction, so please let me show it to the girl", and then took it out of the box he carried. Professional equipment such as brushes, drawing paper, and paints can create a picture of a beautiful woman with a wave of his hand. He even told Nie Xiaoqian how her eyes would look better if she was painting, and then drew it...

Ning Caichen's painting skills are very good, and the beauty picture looks lifelike. At first glance, it can be seen that it is somewhat similar to Nie Xiaoqian, but it is indeed more beautiful.

Even though Nie Xiaoqian is indeed beautiful, there is no perfect person in this world, so naturally there is always room for improvement.

However, it's just a little more beautiful.

That's right, just some, at least, in Du Kang's view.

However, for Nie Xiaoqian, that is much more beautiful.

The authorities are fascinated, but the bystanders are clear. With the help of Ning Caichen's direct attack, even Nie Xiaoqian was really satisfied with her appearance at first, but at this time she will feel dissatisfied no matter how she looks at it... The most important thing is that Ning Caichen is really happy. Draw a comparison chart!Such an intuitive performance made it impossible for Nie Xiaoqian to deny it!
"..." Nie Xiaoqian's whole Ah Piao was overwhelmed by the blow, she didn't know what to say, she was in a daze, and she seemed to have no spirituality at all at the beginning.

Such a "fact" is a big blow to Ah Piao, who has never experienced anything in the world, died here at a young age, was forced to leave for a year, and didn't see many people.

Even Nie Xiaoqian was in a trance and was told by Ning Caichen that those who were attracted by her before were just not seeing really beautiful ones, and they just wanted to enjoy themselves so they were flattering...

"But..." Ning Caichen spoke again at this time, "If you want to become more beautiful, girl, I can't help you."

"Sir...Sir, please tell me?" Nie Xiaoqian, with blank eyes and a pale face, grabbed Ning Caichen's hand like a drowning man grabbing a life-saving straw.

"Huh? Girl, what do you mean by this? Although I have a way, this way of making people more beautiful is also very precious. How many women in the world want to make themselves look better? What's more I really don't like you girl very much..." Ning Caichen shook his head and was about to pull his hand away.

"Sir... Young Master, please help me, please help Xiaoqian!" Nie Xiaoqian broke down in tears, tightly hugging Ning Caichen's hand and refused to let go.

"hiss!"

Du Kang, who was watching, gasped.

At this moment, Du Kang finally saw a general idea.

He just witnessed a superb CPU live demo!

That's right, CPU... well, PUA, the full name is Pick-up Artist, translated as pick-up artist, from the beginning it refers to a group of men who have received systematic study, practice and continuous self-improvement of emotional intelligence, and later refers to some social skills and Self-packaging to attract women, with the development of such routines, has become a set of theories to control and play with others by means of deceit, disguise, coaxing and even framing to get more spoils.

Please note that although the target at the beginning was women, but now, the target has changed to others... In other words, there are quite a few men and women, victims of this theory!
Moreover, PUA techniques are not only used in love, but also widely used in the workplace. It is called PUA in the workplace. Let the target think that he is not worth mentioning and has insufficient ability, so he is restricted by others everywhere.

Basically, it can be said that when you feel that you have become humble in a relationship, you want to please others, and you feel that you are not yourself, no matter whether the relationship is a relationship, a subordinate or a friend, there is no need to doubt , You are already one of the victims of pua, no matter whether the other party is intentional or unintentional.

There are so many such phenomena that it is impossible to list them one by one. Here are a few, for example:

Men who don’t need to apply for pocket money after marriage, or women who can only sacrifice themselves to be full-time housewives at home while their husbands don’t care about anything;
A man who is treated like a dog in love, or a woman who humbly seeks favor in various ways;
In the workplace, employees who feel that they have no personal ability at all, who have been scolded and accused all the time, and feel that they can't do anything well...

Of course, specific things should be analyzed in detail, but it can be clearly said that there are many trends on the Internet, such as men must hand over all financial rights after marriage, or women must be full-time housewives at home. These are very problematic. As for Who exactly is promoting this kind of atmosphere... maybe no one knows, but their purpose is definitely not a good thing.

Cough cough, let's go too far, let's talk about it.

What Ning Caichen did to Nie Xiaoqian just now was an extremely skilled and perfect PUA.

At the beginning, Nie Xiaoqian lost confidence through various blows, and then cited evidence to make Nie Xiaoqian confirm that he was not lying, and finally gave a little hope to make Nie Xiaoqian subconsciously think that he was the only reliance, the only solution, and thus Completely obey!
Of course, there must be flaws in it.For example, Nie Xiaoqian is actually very beautiful, and those listed by Ning Caichen are just another style based on her. You must know that Yanhuan has its own advantages and disadvantages, and each has a different style. Individuals will also have different opinions... It seems that the most beautiful female star in everyone's heart is different, a thousand people have the former Hamlet in their hearts!
But can Nie Xiaoqian see through it?No, because people will have the mentality of "loving the new and loathing the old", so no matter how satisfied they are with their appearance, it will be the same after a long time. If they suddenly change their style, they will naturally like it more, and then under the guidance of Ning Caichen Under the circumstances, you will think "I am not beautiful enough".

Another point is that the attention has been shifted. Ning Caichen has completely focused Nie Xiaoqian's attention on the matter of appearance through a set of words and practical operations that are not sloppy... She has completely forgotten that she originally wanted to Things to do!

I also completely forgot that even if my appearance is a little bit worse, it won't affect anything, and I don't need to ask others for this...

It can be seen that Ning Caichen is a CPU master with a very high rank!

Looking at Ning Caichen who was still trying to strengthen his position and influence in Nie Xiaoqian's mind, Du Kang confirmed one thing.

Nie Xiaoqian has become Ning Caichen's captive!
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