Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 170 Don't rush, stop rushing!
"Ah, it's still comfortable at home."

Du Kang lay on the sofa with a relaxed expression on his face.

"The knee pillow is obviously comfortable, right?"

Xiaoxuan swayed his long tail lazily, obviously looking like a kitten enjoying the sunshine leisurely, but what he said was like a sharp knife, directly tearing Du Kang's disguise.

"It's too fast, Xiaoxuan." Du Kang opened his eyes slightly, and found that his vision was blocked, and then closed his eyes with satisfaction, "A few days ago, you were just an ordinary kitten with little experience in the world. In human society, you already know what a knee pillow means... What have you learned these days?"

"First of all, Xiaoxuan is very smart." Xiaoxuan shook his tail, opened his mouth and yawned, "Secondly, Xiaoxuan has learned a lot, so he is not a strange cat who only picks up this aspect of learning."

"Then please repeat Ohm's law for me?" Du Kang did not hesitate to ask this question that junior high school students can easily answer but college students may not be able to answer.

As expected, Xiaoxuan's eyes became confused.

"Xiaoye, explain to Xiaoxuan." Du Kang said.

"Ohm's law means that in the same circuit..." Xiaoye's gentle answer came from above Du Kang, which was naturally accurate.

"She can connect to the Internet, I don't accept it!" Xiaoxuan said that the other party has a cheating function.

Attunement is really a very magical spell. Strictly speaking, this wave of attunement operation by Du Kang is equivalent to transforming silicon-based structure objects into carbon-based life, but it is better than that described in "Transformers". The source of fire that blows extraordinarily mysterious is much more powerful,

The so-called "artifact" level thing is just the transformation of electronic equipment into silicon-based life. The only outrageous thing is that it can also carry its own energy after transformation. I haven't seen much about the link that needs to be supplemented.

But this point is actually basically solved by enlightenment.Touching means transforming form, transforming form means stepping into practice, you can directly use spiritual power to replace energy, similar to A Piao in this point, but you can also supplement energy by eating, which can be said to be thorough Transformed into a normal "person"...but under such a premise, it still maintains the functions before being enlightened, for example, Xiaoye can still connect to the Internet.

Immortals, turning decay into magic, are beyond the reach of ordinary people, reflected in all aspects.

"Besides, I'm just a cat. A cat only needs to eat, drink and be petted every day. Why do I need to learn knowledge that I don't need?" Just lying down, it is hard to say whether it is a sequela caused by hundreds of years of mountain gods working and living, or it is just like this.

"As a cat with enlightened wisdom, you should be ashamed of it!" Du Kang said with emotion, "I think back then you were a hardworking little Xuan who was willing to help the old man plant trees to drive away insects and rats for the sake of incense. How can you now? That's it?"

"People can... oh, cats can change." Xiaoxuan defended and quickly counterattacked, "Besides, Mr. Du, you were not a womanizer back then, and now the little maid enjoys knee pillows, Shouldn't you be ashamed of that?"

"Ang?" Du Kang was taken aback, turned his head on Xiaoye's soft and elastic plump thigh, turned sideways, and looked at Xiaoxuan, "When did I stop being sexual?"

"Empress Yuye and Empress Yunxiao are both beautiful, and I didn't see Mr. Du back then, do you have any strange thoughts?" Xiaoxuan's eyes flashed dangerously, and it sounded a bit malicious, "Or do you think they are not enough? pretty?"

"Huh?" Du Kang sensed the danger and narrowed his eyes, "You can't talk nonsense, it will be troublesome if you are overheard..."

Among the gods, as long as they don't care about their appearance, they will definitely not look bad. After all, their temperament and spells that can change their appearance are there. Naturally, Shi Yuye and Yunxiao don't need to say more, but Du Kang really didn't have that kind of thought at the time.

If you think about it carefully, it may be because of your mentality.At that time, although Du Kang had some guesses about his identity, he was not sure, and he still looked at those great gods with or without surnames with the mentality of an ordinary person... The change in mentality was a matter of basically confirming the guess with various clues later. up.

"Miss Yuye and Mistress Yunxiao, are they Mistress Taishan and Mistress Sanxiao?" Xiaoye asked in surprise, "They are all famous gods, do they really exist?"

"There are legendary gods, and they generally exist." Du Kang replied.

"So that's it...then when I'm in charge of writing the novel, should I write all these things?" Xiaoye asked again.

As the original intention is based on "You are already a mature keyboard, it's time to learn to code by yourself", to "You are already a mature computer, it's time to learn to be a Jerusalem and learn to code by yourself". Yeah, of course I have to take on this heavy responsibility.

Although theoretically speaking, Du Kang can operate this matter much faster than Xiao Ye, but once a person becomes lazy, he really doesn't even want to use his brain...

"Of course not!" Du Kang came to his senses and stopped immediately. Isn't this kind of writing about what he experienced is a legendary biography?Either don't die or just play Boda?You don't have to.

"Then how should I write it?" Xiaoye tilted her head and leaned down to ask.

"Well..." Du Kang struggled to free himself from the oppression, ignored Xiaoxuan's contemptuous gaze, and said with a serious face, "I think this book only needs to reflect the basic conditions of immortals and the precautions for cultivation. Well, the purpose of the official asking me to write this novel is to allow the public to subtly adapt to the upcoming environment of spiritual recovery through the form of novels, so there is no need to insist on details.

As for the various rules and regulations and welfare measures that have been changed after the recovery of the spiritual energy, these details need to be sent to me by Han Wei to further explain which ones need to be highlighted and which key facilities need to be concealed... Maybe it can also play a role in war. . "

This novel, which will be vigorously promoted at that time, will be unprecedentedly powerful. By then, anyone with a little IQ will probably be able to understand what it means behind it... In other words, this is equivalent to a novel version. The Reiki Resuscitation Essentials Manual.

If a serious manual is compiled, many people may not be able to read it even if they know it is important... After all, the vocabulary and idioms used in official documents are understood by everyone, and not everyone can understand them. down.

But if it is reflected in the novel, it will be different. Few people have the patience to read the official official documents, but most people can calm down and read a story... The only difficulty is in In this story, it does not seem to violate all the rules and regulations and precautions.

In short, the effect will definitely be better.

As for the sudden effect of war that Du Kang said, there is also a basis. Obviously, it is impossible to hide the overwhelming power of this scale from foreign people. Therefore, this book will also be used by foreign forces to judge Huaxia. One of the important reasons for the country's recovery of aura... If you exaggerate something in it, it will increase the confidence of the people in the country and make outsiders fearful; if you hide something in it, it will be an important backhand!
No matter how you do it, the advantages far outweigh the disadvantages.

"Hmm...but we need to talk to Han Wei about it..."

Du Kang was thinking about it, when Xiao Ye suddenly said, "Minister Han Wei Han sent a request for a video call."

As a "computer expert", Xiaoye has naturally logged into Dukang's QQ, WeChat and other social software, so he can notify Dukang of news immediately, which can be regarded as preventing Dukang, the "all silent and vibration-free" party, from being unable to respond immediately. To the safeguards of other people's news.

Prior to this, in order to solve this problem, Du Kang bought a smart watch, which would vibrate once important information or calls were received.

As a result, Du Kang later discovered that the watch cannot work normally if he does not wear it on his hand, but if he wears it on his hand, he will not be able to code normally and will be caught... So the watch became ashamed and became a "buyer". It is one of the products of consumer impulse that I thought it was very useful before, but after I got it, I didn't use it a few times and it was dusty.

"Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here." Du Kang clicked his tongue twice, picked up his phone and connected to the video.

After connecting, it was Han Wei on the opposite side of the video call.

"Mr. Du, may I ask, do you want the official staff to contact your good friend? And, do you have any special requirements for the cooperation model after the contact?" Han Wei cut to the chase and expressed his intentions.

"What happened?" Du Kang frowned.

"It's not that something bad happened. The main reason is that the director of the Anomaly Investigation Bureau in Zhejiang Province is contacting your friend. His attitude is very enthusiastic, and the specific measures are also in place." Han Wei first vaccinated, and then explained , "I'm worried about some problems in the future, so I'm going to ask you to see if it can be avoided in advance.

Because, according to the relevant information we have at present, Mr. Ning was just an ordinary person before that, and the results of the physical examination were quite healthy, but it is impossible to directly give special high-standard special treatment because of this, so I am worried about what happens later. Because the information is wrong, something went wrong..."

"There is no need to take special care of him. He was just an ordinary person in his previous life...well, an ordinary person." Du Kang understood that the official was worried that Ning Caicheng existed just like him, but it was impossible just because there was no actual evidence. Guessing will be given high-standard treatment, so if you have to prove that you don't have that strength later, will you cut the privileges or not?
After tasting the taste of power, it is difficult to let it go, unless you already have the strength to transcend the need for others to give you power... And if you give it first and then cut it, it can almost be said that it will offend people, it is better than this No, but what if the other party does have the strength to match it?
If this is the first time I have encountered such a situation, then the higher-ups will not be entangled at all, and it will be over if I don't care, but now it is the second time that the higher-ups have met, and they are still good friends with the person from the first time!
You know, before Du Kang performed that knife in Wusheng Palace, the officials always thought that Du Kang was just an ordinary person, and he hadn't even entered the field of vision at all. Even the investigation after that knife... couldn't find anything strange.

Coupled with Ning Caicheng's rather special name, it would be strange if you don't think about it, it has to be something that people with no brains can see.

In short, under the entanglement, Han Wei chose to be honest.

Sincerity is always a nirvana, of course, the premise is that when facing people with conscience, otherwise they will be used... Obviously, Du Kang's previous performances and contributions have proved it, as long as there is no trouble on the upper side Disgusting man, he will be a reliable golden thigh.

In order to avoid this possibility as much as possible, Han Wei, in addition to arranging various things, also spent a lot of time and energy on various novels, especially the ones where the protagonist and the official have to confront each other because of "there are evil pens on it". , It can be said to be an extreme effort.

"I don't need to take special care of you..." Han Wei showed a look of embarrassment. This kind of vague words like "you can figure it out" is the last thing the person in charge wants to hear.

What do you mean don't need special care?Is it necessary to take special care or not, and to what extent?
This is the same as Party A’s request to Party B that “I want more artistic conception, but not too artistic”, “be more beautiful, but not too good-looking”, and “moderate the color tone, but not too moderate”. It's the same as what I didn't say... If it's not that I can't type, I want to copy the keyboard!
"Oh, it's fine as a normal cultivator. As for exercises and practice resources, he won't occupy them. Someone around him will help him." Du Kang obviously understood the loopholes in his words, and explained.

Han Wei was silent for a while, Du Kang's words obviously did not mean that Du Kang himself came to help, but someone else, especially it meant that he had known Du Kang in his previous life!
Can ordinary people know a big shot like Du Kang and still become friends in this world?Anyone else help?
Even if he is an ordinary person, he is also an ordinary person with great luck, not to mention there is still a chance... Han Wei finally realized that it seems to be sincere to ask Du Kang about this kind of thing, but it seems meaningless. In the eyes of the characters, probably, as long as they are not those gods who are so powerful that they are famous and well-known, the rest can only be classified into the ordinary category, right?

"Okay, I understand." Han Wei, who had figured it out, said. As for the relevant privilege level, it must not be calculated according to ordinary practitioners, at least a few grades higher. , attitude is one thing.

"There is one more thing. Regarding the relevant materials of the novel I talked about before, I have reorganized it several times here, and now I will send you a copy... You can see if there is anything that is not clearly written, and you can write it down in the follow-up process. Ask me..." Han Wei talked about the manuscript again.

"Don't rush, don't rush, I'm coding..." Du Kang subconsciously said the pigeon language, and suddenly realized that he didn't need to do it himself, so he changed his words immediately.

"Okay, up to three days, and the manuscript must be delivered!"

Xiaoye: "???"

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