Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 187 The Three Realms Patrol Envoy, Guankou Erlang God

That exclamation was of course from Erlang Shen.

Here I need to insert a paragraph about the origin of the Erlang God Yang Jian.

In fact, the name Yang Jian was obtained in "Fengshen Yanyi". At the beginning, it was called Erlang God and Guankou God in various classics, and there was no such name as Yang Jian.

The root cause is actually that Li Erlang assisted his father Li Bing in water control, and was deified by later generations as the god of Erlang.

Later, due to various evolutions, Erlang Shen Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun of the Erwang Temple became a mythical figure with multiple identities-one is the king conferred by the emperor (the second son of Li Bing); Zhao Erlang (Zhao Yu)'s god title, called Erlang God Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun; the third is the introduction of the statue of Erlang God, which is "Erlang God Yang Jian is the god of the upper world with three eyes... Li Bing's spirit of water control moved God, and the Jade Emperor sent Yang Jian went down to the world and turned into 'Erlang' to cut demons and control water"...

There is also the roaring dog, which is actually the name in "Fengshen Yanyi". At first, it was "dog" and "fine dog" in other novels or paintings, but obviously this name is more majestic and domineering. It's just wider.

A long history, a vast area, different people, even if the things handed down are recorded in the same kind, there are actually many differences.Whether it is food culture or myths and legends, this is the case. One cannot say which one is completely right, nor can one be said to be completely wrong. It is such a complex system and various theories that can in turn prove the prosperity and diversity of culture.

Having said that, the Erlang God Yang Jian first let out an exclamation, and then strode up to beat Du Kang seriously, then as if he had confirmed something, he handed the three-pointed double-edged blade aside, and saluted with Du Kang : "Reunion after a long absence, Mr. Du is still so unrestrained!"

"Don't you look free and easy when you have nothing to do?" Du Kang smiled, stood up and returned the salute, and the atmosphere of the scene suddenly became harmonious and lively.

This result was not beyond Du Kang's expectation. In fact, thinking about it now, the gods who have been in contact with him before, whether it is Guan Yu, Shi Yuye, or Yunxiao, are actually very friendly towards him... If this friendship is established On the basis of knowing and having a good relationship because of some things before, it seems reasonable.

"As for why they didn't directly show that they knew me before like now... probably because I arranged some details before, such as not showing it until I don't have relevant guesses and confirmations, otherwise it may affect people. The recovery of memory? This is barely explainable...

In other words, the three games of chess might have been deliberately let off by Guan Yu, and that special exercise might have been arranged by myself, but it was only lent to Guan Gong, and I will have to do it specially in the future. One thing, so as to achieve a logical closed loop? "

"Be free and have nothing to do, this is something we all ask for, Mr. Du, what you said is too irritating." Yang Jian couldn't help shaking his head and smiling wryly at Du Kang's words.

To change the way of thinking, it is like a person saying in front of a civil servant that although he is free, he is just unemployed... The problem is that Du Kang's situation is more like wealth freedom does not require work!Of course it's annoying to say that.

"Why did you say that?" Du Kang was a little puzzled, and asked back, "If I remember correctly, Erlang, shouldn't you be in a state of listening to the tune and not listening to the announcement? Shouldn't it be relatively easy?"

"Although that's what I said, but listening to the tune and not listening to the announcement means that you still have to listen to the tune. This occasional thing seems very troublesome."

Probably because he ran into an old acquaintance, Yang Jian couldn't help complaining about some things at work: "For example, recently, I was asked to be the patrol envoy of the Three Realms, in charge of inspecting all kinds of good deeds of immortals in the upper, middle and lower three realms. For evil deeds and demerits, please reward and punish them separately..."

"Hiss... Good guy, this is indeed an errand that sounds extremely troublesome." Du Kang said after taking a breath.

In other words, Erlang Shen is going to be the Chief Discipline Inspection Officer of the Three Realms soon!Especially this "inspection of good and evil merits and demerits", without specifying which item it is, the scope involved will be ridiculously large.

For example, if this immortal is greedy for money in his position, is it considered a crime?Of course it counts; for example, using power for personal gain, letting one's relatives replace one's position, and a person with achievements should take the position, is it considered evil?Of course it counts; such as bullying others, forcing a young woman to die when she was young, and her soul came to marry him...

These can all be summed up in "good and evil merits and demerits"!

Even the current investigation team generally conducts special investigations on one thing and does not involve others, but Yang Jian is different. This is all inclusive, whether it is life style or work performance Or the source of property and personnel transfer... He can check all these, all of them!
Immortals are not saying that they have no selfish desires or selfishness at all.On the contrary, immortals are people who have extraordinary power. Once they break the bottom line, the harm they can cause is much greater than that of ordinary people.Just like the city god of northern Guizhou that Du Kang had met before, even if it was a mere county, it was still at the level of the local emperor. Later, Du Kang found out and handed it over to the city god of Guicheng.

And Yang Jian's inspection range is the Three Realms, that's not a city and a state, it's the realm of the fairy world and the human world!

Coupled with Yang Jian's upright and upright personality, it's fine if he doesn't take it. Once it's done, he will definitely finish it seriously. ...Wait, kill Yang Jian?

Thinking of this, Du Kang suddenly came to his senses, and looked at Yang Jian with a strange expression: "I see, although this matter is troublesome, only you, Erlang, can handle it."

"Exactly." Yang Jian sighed.

It is so simple, so obvious, that the Jade Emperor and others cannot ignore the possible situation, so what is the solution to this problem?

It's useless to have a high status and a big background. When a person is in the top position, he can do anything, and it's the same with gods. Dogs jump over the wall when they are in a hurry. At that time, they will not estimate how big the background of the Three Realms Patrollers is. .

Then there is only one way to solve the problem from another direction - hard fist!

Within the Three Realms, how many immortal fists can be harder than Erlang Shen Yang Jian's fist?
There must be, but there is no need to check those few, it is normal to have some privileges at that level-the rules are set by them, hey!
In short, for the remaining ones, unless they all go together, Yang Jian doesn't need to be a little cowardly at all, maybe standing there and letting them fight can't break the defense.

Dog anxiously jumping over the wall, yes, there is indeed such a situation, but Yang Jian is like a huge skyscraper wall... Can you jump on this wall for me?
Fighting is impossible, and the status is definitely not as high as that of the Jade Emperor's nephew. The only thing those gods can do is to pray that there is no serious problem if they are found out!
After this analysis, the most suitable candidate is of course Yang Jian.In addition, he is in Guanjiangkou on weekdays, and he has no other official duties. He does not need to find someone to replace his original job when he is temporarily seconded to be the patrol envoy of the Three Realms... He is simply the god of choice!

"But if it's just this matter, you shouldn't be so troubled and anxious, Erlang, there are other things that affect you." Du Kang said suddenly.

There is such a sentence not because Du Kang knows Yang Jian so well, and concluded that with Yang Jian's character, it is impossible to behave like this because of this kind of thing, but because he has never forgotten one thing, his substitute task-walking the dog member!

Come here, chatted so much, what about the dog, why didn't I see it at a glance?
What to go for a walk when the dog is gone? Is it possible to just walk the dog leash?

"That's right..." Yang Jian just wanted to say, but suddenly realized something, looked around, and the others left the place quite consciously, leaving only Du Kang and Yang Jian.

"Speaking of it, I'm not afraid of Mr. Du's jokes. For me, the patrolling of the Three Realms is not much different from a public-funded travel vacation. I can take this opportunity to meet some friends I haven't seen for a long time, chat, drink and so on. , is not a problem at all.”

No one else was there, Yang Jian immediately relaxed and said, "I just packed up my things and was ready to go, but suddenly found that my dog ​​was missing."

"It's gone, where did it go?" Du Kang asked.

"That's the problem, I don't know where he went, but I guess Sifan went to the lower realm, and I don't know what troubles will be caused in the mortal world, but my job as the patrol envoy of the Three Realms has been rushing again and again. Hurry up, I'm going to Tianting Dianmao to take office soon, and I can't leave him for a while, and others may not be able to find him, and maybe they won't be able to call him back..." Yang Jian's tone contained obvious helplessness.

"So that's it." Du Kang nodded, and he knew one more thing about Yang Jian—this is a member of the Dog Cult, ranked according to his strength, at least he is at the Pope level!
If the relationship is not good, if it is only used as a tool hound, obviously there will be no such tolerance. After all, he will soon be the patrol envoy of the Three Realms, and Yang Jian's every move can be a reason for others to attack him.

At this time, if Xiao Tiangou caused any irreversible chaos in the mortal world, Yang Jian's reputation and reputation might be hit, and he would even have to deal with it by himself... Yang Jian could not have imagined such a consequence, but it is still This kind of attitude, instead of being furious, obviously has deep feelings.

Of course, as the pope of Maomao Sect, Du Kang would not come up with such things as "differences in ways and no conspiracy".In fact, while being the Pope of Mao Maojiao, he doesn't change his face and avoid dogs. On the contrary, if he encounters a particularly cute dog, he can also start to masturbate... It's just a comparison. Yan prefers cats and cats.

"I have a question...why did he suddenly think of mortals and go to the lower realm? Erlang, isn't there usually mortals living in Guanjiangkou?" Du Kang asked.

"Although I said that, I will get tired of staying in the same place for a long time. He probably has become familiar with the nearby hunting grounds to the point where he can remember clearly where every grass and flower is. It's not easy for me to leave on weekdays. I didn't move around here with him." Yang Jian explained.

"But can't the Three Realms inspectors also go around?" Du Kang asked again.

"That's true, but there are some obvious things that need to be dealt with. I guess he just can't stand this." Yang Jian sighed, "The dog yearns for a carefree and unrestrained life, but After I became a god, I have no scruples about these things."

"If you have what you want, you will get what you want. Take it easy. Although your dog has lost a certain degree of freedom, he has also gained a long lifespan and a high enough status. How can you get it for nothing in the world? What about the good things that don’t require any sacrifices?” Du Kang comforted Yang Jian.

"As for this matter this time, you don't have to worry too much. It happens that I have nothing to do, so just leave it to me."

Du Kang took this matter on himself as a matter of course.

"If it can be like this, it would be great!" Yang Jian immediately looked surprised, and it could be seen that he was indeed in a hurry, otherwise he would have to be polite, and then Du Kang insisted.

For example, say something like "We are reunited after a long absence, I have to trouble Mr. Du to handle such a matter for me, I am really sorry", and then Du Kang replied "It's okay, we are old acquaintances, just a little busy", and then Yang Jian agreed with embarrassment... Normally, this is the process. People in Huaguo like to be polite, and the same is true among immortals.

Of course, sometimes it is easy to have a misunderstanding of "I was just being polite, why did you really agree"... It depends on the level of the person's emotional intelligence. What exactly do you want to express.

"Haha, it's just a trivial matter!" Du Kang waved his hand and said with a smile.

"Be sure to invite Mr. Du to drink later!" Seeing that the problem was about to be resolved, Yang Jian felt relieved and then remembered how he should express his position next.

Du Kang was about to say "I don't really like drinking", when Yang Jian reacted, winked, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, Mr. Du, this time it's absolutely good wine! One of the rewards of envoys!"

Hearing what Yang Jian said, Du Kang couldn't utter the words of refusal immediately. Think about it carefully, whose idea could it be for Yang Jian to become the patrol envoy of the Three Realms?Needless to say, of course it is the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor can give his nephew wine as a reward, can it be bad?

Du Kang really doesn't like to drink, but that's because the wine he drank before was relatively bad. Now that the wine is so big, Du Kang really wants to try it, to see if it's the problem of the bad wine before, or his own fault. question!

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