The Motherland Comes to the United States

Chapter 175 Can You Eat Oil Cakes?
"Why are you yelling?"

Tony stretched his head over and looked at Bai Ye's phone screen.

"shit!"

He was also shocked:
"Isn't the leading actor in it Johnny? When did he become so short of money that he wanted to make a small movie?"

"No, is there something wrong with his brain? He is guarding a beautiful sister like Susan, and if he needs money, tell me..."

"Uh... do you want to buy Susan's original black silk?" Bai Ye also looked at Tony in shock: "I didn't expect you to have such a hobby?"

"Fart!" Tony blushed and said, "I'm talking about selling information, helping me with assists and so on!"

"Hehe." Bai Ye smiled, let's believe it, and continued: "This is not a small movie, but a leaked video. Johnny invited us to 3VS1 at the banquet before. We didn't go, he I found someone else to play with, and even took a video. Before he left, he sent it to me."

"What? Didn't even send it to me, that guy, it's too much!"

Tony quickly took out his mobile phone, logged on to Twitter, looked for Johnny's movie, and began to watch it critically.

The scale of Twitter is really large, and you can post all kinds of small movies, but the duration is limited, and it doesn’t matter. You can jump to a third-party website by clicking on a URL at will, and watch the original video in its entirety—no wonder it’s The Holy Land of Fuli Ji.

Kim Kardashian, as Paris Hilton's little follower, is also well-known in the media. With the help of Paris's relationship, she also staged some film and television dramas, and the Paris movie was leaked before. Her matter is considered Borrowing the east wind, it became an instant hit.

Of course, Bai Ye wouldn't believe this without all the hype that Kim Kardashian created herself. Even the movie should have been leaked by her on the website. Otherwise, even though Johnny is a jerk, But he is not a fool, how could he casually pass on his movies to untrustworthy people!

"Tsk tsk, what a beautiful shot."

Tony criticized it and said with a smile:
"It's very artistic! Johnny has really become a top American superstar this time. I bet that at least 1 million Americans and 20 billion people in the world will watch this movie shot by Johnny."

Kim Kardashian has the aura of a celebrity, and the film is shot with great depth and breadth. It is a high-quality film in itself.

"Yeah, rare things are precious! Those female stars in the Sacred Valley are working hard to make movies. Even if they have the highest income among them, it is estimated that their net worth is not as good as that of Kim Kardashian in the end, because they shoot too much. It’s not worth the money if it doesn’t increase your self-aura. For example, if you have the status of the president’s ex-wife, you should make quite a lot of money.”

Bai Ye nodded.

Now Bai Ye is worried about Captain America. When he wakes up and shows his face in front of the public, everyone will see, 'Hey, isn't this the kid who made a movie? I've seen pictures of your naked butt. Is it Captain America?It turns out that Captain America also has this habit? ’, this is so embarrassing.

Haha.

Captain America's 70-year-old reputation was wiped out by his younger brother Johnny, who looked a little like him, in one movie.

"Fuck! Fuck!" Tony yelled again: "This Kim Kardashian actually held a press conference to apologize to the public?"

Bai Ye also followed in Tony's footsteps, and found Kim Kardashian's live broadcast of the press conference on the hot search.

How should I put it, this woman seems to be apologizing, but in fact she is telling herself, yes, the movie was made by my mother, and she just waited for her friends to shoot it for fun, but she didn't expect it to be leaked by the wicked, she begged the public not to spread it any more These indecent movies, and websites such as P Station, without her consent, put her movies on the shelves without her consent, which had a great impact on her, and she was about to suffer from depression. If these websites did not delete the videos immediately, she would take The weapon of the law protects the interests of a weak woman.

"It's stupid." Bai Ye shook his head and smiled: "In terms of public relations, the Kardashian family has figured it out. The public has private desires, and the more things they are not allowed to see, the more they want to see them. She seems to be Wanting to block my own video is actually reminding the old perverts, hurry up and watch my mother’s video, if you don’t watch it, it will be taken off the shelves at any time, so there is no point in watching it.”

"Yeah, if this woman is not hammered to death and blocked, she will definitely be able to get ahead in the future. She is too ruthless to herself, and her methods are also powerful." Tony agreed: "If she wants to participate in a film and television drama at this time, I think many directors and producers would happily accept her as a supporting actress, after all, it would at least save them millions of dollars in publicity expenses."

"I don't think it's possible for her to monetize her traffic in this way." Bai Ye smiled slightly and said, "You are too small, Tony! You said that at this time, her family took advantage of this popularity to shoot a movie Large-scale variety show, creating a personal IP, wouldn't it make a lot of money?"

"Uh, it may be able to make money at the beginning, but the public only has the memory of fish. After a long time, what should I do if the enthusiasm dissipates?"

"Then look for a new traffic portal! For example, find a famous star to stir up scandals and become a boyfriend. In addition to Hollywood stars, there are also NBA stars, rugby stars and other sports stars. In short, whoever is famous, go find it. Whoever plays it. As long as the value of personal IP is fired up, it will be a waste of money."

The atmosphere in the United States is different from that in China. Some of them are extremely open. Women like Kim Kardashian can still go to the White House to give speeches. From the perspective of Chinese people, it is really out of line.

……

"Mr. Stark!! Mr. Stark!! This is a very serious matter, don't whisper casually!"

Bai Ye and Tony happily discussed about Johnny, but Senator Stern was so angry that he slammed the hammer:

"Please answer my question seriously."

These two bastards didn't seem to take him seriously at all.

"Mr. Congressman!" Tony said bluntly: "Let's put it this way, this boring game should be over! Iron Man is very useful, we are safe, and America is safe. You want my armor? What a wishful thinking ! But I have done you a big favor, I can maintain the world's nuclear balance by myself!"

"I tried to cooperate with the clown, but found that they are just a bunch of Xiangxiang, there is no common language at all."

"Fuck you! Mr. Stark!"

Senator Stern couldn't help but swear directly at Tony.

Nima, Tony Stark is too arrogant, but labor and capital are senators, senators, and they call me a clown!
It's shit!Too much shit!

You are such a cutie!

Tony walked out of the hearing venue, came to the reporter, compared the two "V" scissors hands, and said arrogantly:
"Listen guys, I'm all for the people, I'm honored to serve my country, and if I've proven anything to the world, it's that you can absolutely trust me!"

"We should go too."

Bai Ye stood up and smiled at Lan.

"Is that the end?" Na Lan said dreamily, "Such a serious hearing ended with scolding the senator for a while, and Tony Stark left the venue straight away?"

It's ridiculous, right?
"Then what else do you want?" Bai Ye shrugged and said, "To put it bluntly, the authorities have actually given up on the idea of ​​nationalizing Stark Group and Venus Energy, and now they are just thinking about giving it a try. What if we can compromise? Now that the attitude of the two of us is stronger than the other, why is there any need to continue? It’s nothing more than wasting everyone’s time. Why don’t we continue to think of other ways..."

"any solution?"

"What do you think?" Bai Ye smiled without saying a word, and said, "Actually, it is the technology of the Ark reactor, which unfortunately fell into the hands of the two chaebols Osborn and Stark. Officially speaking, it is too easy to get things into your own hands."

Sitting in the car on the way back, Bai Yeshang looked at the sand sculpture netizens and their follow-up reactions about the incident with Johnnies.

I have to say that the wisdom of the masses is infinite, and just reading the comments is enough to have fun for a while.

"I'm really looking forward to the day when Johnny returns to Earth." Bai Ye said with a smile: "He survived the solar storm in space, but he died on Earth."

In addition to serious websites such as P Station, Bai Ye suddenly discovered that even the killer website and other unscrupulous websites were spreading Johnny's great achievements.

Gee.

"and many more!"

Browsing the killer's website, Bai Ye's eyes were fixed, but he discovered that Jin He had placed a reward on the website for Spider-Woman, killing 500 million US dollars and capturing 1000 million US dollars alive.

A person whose registration ID is "Thriller" has accepted Jin Bing's reward.

[Detection of a super power crime in progress...]

【Ding!Detected that the super villain thriller is planning to murder New York guardian spider woman and destroy the peace of New York. 】

【Ding!In view of the urgency of the situation, the host has the following five options, please choose carefully. 】

[Option 500: Help Thriller kill Spider-Woman, get a bounty of [-] million US dollars, and become the world's leading killer king. 】

[Option 1000: Help Thriller capture Spider-Woman alive, get [-] million US dollars, get gold and research super-powered serums, build a super-powered army, and riot in New York. 】

[Option [-]: Call NYPD and ask NYPD to protect Spider-Woman. 】

[Option [-]: Help Spider-Woman defeat Horror. 】

[Option [-]: As if you don’t know anything, stay away from New York. 】

"Pineapple head horror?"

Bai Ye rubbed his chin. He was no stranger to Thriller. He was a member of the Sinister Six. However, among super villains, Thriller had a good reputation. Like Sandman, he had his own principles and never killed anyone.

Thrilling this person, he didn't even receive complete compulsory education, but he is quite talented. Relying on his patchwork knowledge, he designed a set of combat uniforms, which can pass through a set of iron gloves, and can shoot The ultra-high frequency causes strong vibrations in the air, and when the power is turned on to the maximum, it can even directly destroy a building!
He puts his interests first in everything, and he will not be frustrated because he loses to Spider-Man, and takes revenge on Spider-Man as his lifelong goal.

Compared with other Spider-Man enemies, Thriller has another decisive difference-that is, his spirit has always been in a stable state, and he is quite smart. He will change the strength of his gloves and the strength of his costume according to the situation, so that the burden of the body can be reduced. lighten.

"It's interesting."

……

Night, New York, Brooklyn.

Under the moonlight, the world seems to become more quiet and peaceful.The silver light, like a clear spring, slowly flowed down from the sky and sprinkled the earth.

Gwen, who was wearing a white ghost spider suit, was wandering by the spider silk.

"I really don't know why. There was no such thing as a super crime before. Since the appearance of the black superman, all kinds of monsters and ghosts have come out."

Gwen grumbled.

During this period of time, she had to deal with a super criminal incident every now and then. Those super criminals were like crucian carp crossing the river, and they kept coming and going.

Of course, there are more super villains, but in fact, Gwen, the Spider-Woman, handles most of the cases of ordinary people, such as car accident scenes, fire scenes, gang murders, washing powder transactions, etc. With her limit, she can almost The power to wrestle with the normal Hulk, as well as the miraculous spider sense, these things are handled with ease.

And because her father is the police chief of New York City, after the matter is over, she calls NYPD, and a police officer will come to help wash the floor.

Perhaps because of the influence of the Black Superman, Gwen does not kill people under non-extreme circumstances, but she will also strike hard at those who attack her deadly. It is common for her to break her tendons and bones.

According to Hei Superman, when a criminal dares to shoot at you, then he will definitely shoot at other people. What if it is a civilian?

Such a vicious killer should not be tied up with spider webs and handed over to the NYPD.

Sudden.

Gwen looked into a small alley with keen eyes.

A thin man was surrounded and beaten by seven or eight black ghosts, who still had knives and guns in their hands.

"Hey, guys, it's not a man's style to be bullied by many people, or how about I fight with you?"

Gwen landed on the streetlight at the intersection of the alley, looked at the niggers below, and said with a smile.

"Go away, Spider-Woman, this is none of your business!"

The niggers yelled, and the leader raised his hand and shot Gwen.

"Oh!"

Gwen dodged the bullet, and a cold light shot out from his eyes.

With a "snap", she kicked the shooter like an upside-down kite, and crashed into the big trash can beside the alley.

"Let me remind everyone again that in my city, it is forbidden to attack others with guns at will. Anyone who violates the law will be killed without mercy!"

The next few little Karami were all hung up by Gwen launching spider webs.

"It's a good job again!"

Gwen left contentedly. On the way, she sent a coordinate to NYPD to ask someone to wash the floor.

"Call Spider-Woman! Call Spider-Woman!"

Not long after she left, someone from the NYPD called Gwen for support.

There are robbers robbing the bank.

"The gang of robbers chose the wrong time and place, and they robbed near me!"

Gwen confidently used spider silk to chase two bank robbers in a green sedan.

"Great, that guy caught up with us. Don't drive too fast now, if she loses track, we won't get the final payment."

"Forget about the money, I just want revenge now! Do you know how many times that guy caught me?"

Two bank robbers drive a green sedan into a junkyard.

When they arrived at the predetermined location, they immediately got out of the car, took their weapons, and stood ready for battle.

And Gwen didn't rush up at all, but turned around and entered from the back of the garbage dump. From her perspective, the galaxy robbers with weapons turned their backs to her, defenseless.

Gwen directly shot out the spider silk, tied a pair of hands wearing green and black stripes, and pulled him hard, throwing him aside, Gwen supported his forehead and said:
"Marco? How many times do I have to beat you before you can serve your sentence in prison? Also, where is your charming partner, O'Xion?"

Well, these two people, Marco and O'Xion, are already habitual bank robbers. Gwen remembers that he has caught them several times, and they are all acquaintances. However, they can still run out of prison again and again to continue to rob banks. .

Gwen doesn't know what to say, is the security situation in American prisons that bad?
While speaking, O'Xion swung the steel pipe from behind Gwen, attacking Gwen.

And Gwen has a spider sense, how could she be attacked so easily?

With one leap, he left his original position, turned his head, and immediately shot spider silk, which helped Oxion's legs, and pulled him hard, tripping him to the ground.

"Look, I don't think we can go on like this anymore."

Gwen fired spider webs and tied the two people into caterpillars. Although these two people robbed banks, they belonged to the kind of more principled robbers. Looking at the two of Marco, they were about to give a lecture.

Suddenly.

The spider sensed frantic vibrations.

It came too suddenly, before Gwen had time to react, a super shock wave burst from the opposite side of a wall, shattered the wall, and the force directly penetrated her body, knocked her out, and hit a garbage truck In the car, fell off.

Immediately, Gwen felt her whole body trembling, lying on the ground, unable to get up for a while.

"Are you scared? Little bug!"

A strong figure, wearing his pineapple suit, appeared on the stage.

It's the pineapple horror.

It was not by chance that Gwen met the two bank robbers Marco and O'Xion today, but a trap set up by Jin Bing and Brother Pineapple to catch Gwen.

"How's the taste? Do you want to do it again? Please remember the person who caught you - horror!"

Brother Pineapple pointed his hand at Gwen in horror.

Shock wave energy is gathering.

Fortunately, Gwen regained her mobility in time and avoided the terrifying shock wave.

And the big garbage truck behind Gwen was directly blown away by the terrifying shock wave and was destroyed.

"It's unlucky! Unlucky! Unlucky!" Gwen couldn't help complaining: "Why do I encounter super villains so frequently? And this horror, you have IQ and money to develop this high-tech battle suit, Why don't you go to work in a technology company, but join the ranks of crime? Are you born with a crime addiction, or are you simply mentally ill, didn't you think about it?"

——In fact, Brother Pineapple used to be the best safe-breaking expert and professional robber. After committing crimes many times, he was finally arrested. However, he escaped from prison soon after he escaped. He made this set of pineapple In battle clothes, there is no chance to work in a technology company.

Under the attack of Pineapple Brother Horror, Gwen dodged around, and let Horror use shock waves to demolish a house in the garbage dump, causing gunpowder and smoke everywhere, and the garbage trucks that had been placed were scattered everywhere, and the smell in the air changed accordingly. .

"Don't move around, kid! Just be my $1000 million bounty!"

Horror bombarded Gwen indiscriminately.

"$1000 million? My God, is it that I'm worth so much? Please, can you tell me where to get the money? If I can, I want to take $1000 million to build a prison and arrest me All the bad guys living there are locked in, and they are absolutely not allowed to escape." Gwen said: "Also, why is your nickname Thriller? I think your nickname is Pineapple Head!"

"Don't just call people nicknames, you bastard girl!"

Horror angrily increased the power.

"Oh." Gwen quickly dodged: "It seems that you don't like the nickname Pineapple Head, so how about calling it Pineapple Man?"

While Gwen distracted Thriller with his mouth, he gradually approached Thriller, trying to engage in a sneak attack.

She kicked Horror from behind.

Unexpectedly, a powerful concussion force came from the frightening pineapple battle suit, which made her fly out directly, almost as if she had been hit by a shock wave of frightening face to face.

"Haha, you naughty bastard girl, didn't you expect that?" Jing Ji laughed loudly: "My suit can not only prevent me from hurting myself!"

Thriller's main technology lies in his gloves that can release shock waves, and because the shock wave is too powerful, he designed the pineapple suit to prevent the force of the shock. Gwen's attack touched the pineapple suit, which seemed to be being consumed by the suit The force of counter-shock arrived.

After suffering two terrifying shock waves, Gwen couldn't bear it anymore, and felt weak all over.

She's a little dizzy now.

Watching horror has double images.

"Haha, it seems that the 1000 million dollars in gold is mine!"

Horror stood in front of Gwen, the shock wave was aimed at Gwen, and was about to launch again, ready to knock Gwen unconscious and take him away.

"is it?"

A sudden sound came from above the garbage dump, and Thriller suddenly realized that Bai Ye, who was riding on a Blue Devils skateboard and wearing a Blue Devils battle suit, swooped down from a high altitude, and two miniature loiter bombs were fired at Thriller.

Thriller was startled, he didn't care about Gwen, and immediately dodged to avoid it.

"Are you okay?"

Bai Ye held Gwen up by the waist.

"It's okay, just a little dizzy." Gwen rubbed her head and said, "That shock wave is too high."

"I'm talking about you..." Bai Ye said bitterly: "When you attack him, use more strength and just break his battle suit, okay? I've said it all, facing the super villain , don't keep your hands too much, they are not as fragile as you think."

On weekdays, Gwen uses her strength to attack criminals. Even if it is a super villain, only when Gwen is extremely angry can she see the limit of her strength. At that time, she can break up with Hulk. Wrist up.

"Boom! Boom!"

The two loitering bombs fired by Bai Ye exploded, but neither of them hurt Pineapple's head. Thriller, his battle suit is still of some value.

"Osborn? So he was with Spider-Woman?"

Horror glanced at Gwen in Bai Ye's arms, unwilling to let the 1000 million dollars slip away from his hands:

"Even Osborn is nothing special, you come and give me a trick..."

Before he could finish his scary words, his eyes widened, and he saw more than a dozen loitering bombs fired from the Blue Devils armor and the Blue Devils skateboard at the same time.

"Fuck!"

With a cry of horror, he ran away with his head in his arms.

Bai Ye chuckled.

You are just a poor guy, you dare to challenge me with a shock-resistant pineapple suit?Do you know what is a soft sister coin player?Tactical back!

Without a worth of 1000 billion U.S. dollars, what do you use to compete with me?

Bai Ye stood still, and just fired the expensive mini loitering bombs from the battle armor, which was directly taken down by Jing Ji. He was blown up by a mini loitering bomb and his suit burst, and he passed out on the side.

【Ding!You defeated the super villain Thriller, stopped his fight against Spider-Woman and kept the peace in New York. 】

【Reward settlement in progress...】

[Reward: 500 points. 】

white night:"……"

Knock Nima!I knock Nima ah!
Bai Ye almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

What's going on here?Either you don't give me points, what's the matter with giving me 500 points?Not enough for me to fly all the way from Washington to New York for fuel!
Also, is my pineapple head thriller just so useless?After all, he's also a veteran member of the Sinister Six, right?Super powerful, super fierce, one of the few powerful villains who made Spider-Man deflated when he appeared on the stage, and you just gave me 500 points?

Bai Ye felt like he was going to explode right now, Lizhi?What do you call me lychee?

Let me ask you, do you eat pancakes?

(End of this chapter)