The Motherland Comes to the United States

Chapter 196 Falling in Love with My Friend's Mom

Made!

He shouldn't have expected the young master of the chaebol to be of any help to him, his friend is the same as him!

One said that women like a man with a "small belly" and asked him to go to the gym; the other was even more outrageous, and asked him to piss in front of women to take pictures of himself...

Eddie had to admit that what they said made sense, but it was something innate, and even if he wanted to change it the day after tomorrow, he couldn't do it at all.

"and many more!"

Eddie suddenly thought that he could transform into a symbiont form and control the size at will.

In other words, what Bai Ye and Johnny said to him was not nonsense, but just good words.

It is the most suitable path for him to rise.

Eddie's face was cloudy and uncertain, and he was thinking about the rationality of the whole idea, but Johnny put his arm around his shoulder and laughed: "Just kidding! You don't take it seriously, do you? In fact, with your current status, you want to recover As for your ex-girlfriend, as long as you put your heart into it, it should be very simple."

"Oh?"

Eddie was interrupted from thinking, and instinctively looked at Johnny.

Johnny said: "Brother, when your ex-girlfriend finds a new boyfriend, you want to rely on blind pursuit to get her back. This is a difficult thing. Why? Because following you If you leave, won't she become a flirtatious woman? When you two get back together and quarrel, if you call her a slut with this, you can instantly kill her. She doesn't even have the courage to fight back. You're going in the wrong direction Now, at this time, you should put more energy on her new boyfriend, not her. "

Eddie thought, what this guy said made sense: "Then what should I do now?"

"The primary goal is to make her ex-boyfriend smell bad! Get rid of the moral pressure on her to come back to you." Johnny said, "You are a reporter, so you don't need me to talk about how to make a man smell bad?"

Bai Ye, who was staying by the side, recalled that, if he remembered correctly, Dajiao Niu Nizhen used this trick when he pursued Zhou Huimin. At that time, Zhou Huimin had a boyfriend, but Dajiao Niu spread all kinds of rumors, what a gamble Ghosts, heart disease and other sewage were poured on people overwhelmingly, and in the end it really made Big Horn Niu NTR a success.

"No, no, no!" Eddie waved his hands again and again, and said, "It is impossible for me to wantonly slander an innocent person in order to get Annie back. There are still."

"I didn't expect you to look so smug, brother, but you are actually a man of principle?" Johnny looked at Eddie with admiration and said, "If you think so, it's not a big problem. You don't need to slander him wantonly, but You can create real black material. For example, find a beautiful woman with a gentle and considerate personality, an almost perfect woman, to seduce him..."

Eddie was speechless: "If I have such a perfect woman, I can enjoy it myself, why do I have to change one?"

"True love is priceless!" Johnny winked at Eddie, "Besides, is there really a perfect woman in this world?"

Eddie was lost in thought.

He feels that this is not impossible. This kind of method is a little immoral, but it does not exceed his principles. The key is that he still has the 10 US dollars of training fees from Bai Ye and the 3 US dollars from James, the owner of the Bugle Daily. Dollar bonus, money in pocket to manipulate this thing.

"Johnny, you are really a talent. Only a silver like you can come up with such a heartless idea." Bai Ye sighed.

"Come on less!" Johnny rolled his eyes and said, "Bai Ye, when you were going to NTR other people's girlfriends, you didn't use this trick less, but you weren't willing to spend a lot of effort to get back from you like this man." It’s just the ex-girlfriend who went away.”

Bai Ye giggled, indeed, being so inspired by Johnny, even he thought of many ways to help Eddie get back his ex-girlfriend, simple, direct, rough, but very easy to use, just look at Eddie Would you like to use it.

In this kind of thing, the comparison is whose lower limit is lower.

Bai Ye and Johnny are people who have no lower limit, but Eddie is hard to say.

"Eddie, I don't know if you know that there is a kind of love called letting go. In fact, you don't need to be so attached to your ex-girlfriend. The woman you think about so much that you can't sleep is probably already asleep with someone else. !" Bai Ye comforted: "There are so many beauties in the world, why do you have to hang yourself on a tree? You have a different identity now, you are a member of the superheroes, the famous 'deadly guardian' , Believe it or not, as soon as you release your name, some blonde female fans will come to your door to make you a fan?"

"You should eat and drink, and don't take things to heart!"

"People are already pregnant, don't you feel relieved?"

Eddie: "..."

Ma De, what virtue and ability can he have, to meet such a group of gods!

He could only lower his head depressed and pour himself a drink.

"That's all about the ex-girlfriend, Eddie, have you thought about your future?" Bai Ye asked abruptly.

Eddie was taken aback, then raised his head to look at Bai Ye: "Master Osborne, are you trying to recruit me?"

"No!" Bai Ye shook his head and said, "We've been together for a few days now, why can't I see that you're such a stubborn guy, I don't bother to spend my energy on doing things that don't please you. It's just me and Iron Man, Spider-Woman is going to form an alliance, which belongs to the Avengers Alliance of superheroes, and everyone gathers together to do something for the world, so I will ask to see if you are interested in joining the Avengers Alliance."

"The Avengers?" Eddie hesitated and asked, "Similar to the Justice League of DC Comics?"

"Yes." Bai Ye nodded: "In the alliance, everyone is equal. As long as you are determined not to do something, no one can force you to do it. When encountering a big event, it is impossible to discuss and solve the problem. Dictatorship or something."

"In principle, I don't reject joining this alliance." Eddie said, "But...you have to give me some time to think about it, right?"

"Of course." Bai Ye said, "It's just that the number of Avengers is increasing now. Besides me, Iron Man, Spider-Woman, and Lizard-Man, there are also Reserve Black Cat, Jewel Girl, Sang Whip, and War Machine." Wait... the general framework is almost complete, the later you join, the less influence you may have in the alliance."

——Tony has already compromised with the military and gave his good friend Colonel Rhodes a steel armor, and the war machine has been launched.

"May I ask, will Black Superman join the Avengers?" Eddie asked cautiously.

"..." Bai Ye looked at Eddie with an unkind expression, and said, "No. He wants to start a new Avengers alliance."

Black Superman's Watchmen Alliance Building has been purchased, but because there are not enough superheroes appearing now, there is no way to recruit enough alliance members for the time being, so it has not been activated just now, but it is coming soon. A list of heroes suitable for joining the Overwatch League, as long as the time is right, led by Black Superman, the Overwatch League against the Avengers will also turn.

"what……"

Eddie was very disappointed. If you want to say that the number one thigh on the planet today is Black Superman, the rest of Iron Man, Blue Devil, or Spider-Woman are probably not enough for Black Superman to hit with one hand.

A League of Legends without Black Superman makes Eddie very unconfident.

"Hehe, you guy, you still don't like our Avengers Alliance?" Bai Ye sneered and said, "Forget it, you might as well not join, you don't know what to praise."

Eddie quickly said: "Master, don't be angry, I didn't say I won't join..."

"Bai Ye, he's not interested in joining your Avengers, I'm interested!" Johnny approached with great interest and said, "Are there many heroines in your Avengers? Then I can join the Avengers." Is there a silver party at the alliance headquarters? In the future, when everyone gathers to hold a silver party, will the alliance have financial support?"

white night:"……"

For a person like Johnny who is full of money, if he joins the Avengers, he always feels that this is tarnishing the Avengers.

"No need!" Bai Ye glared at Johnny, and said, "Aren't you Fantastic Four already an independent super power group? Why do you still join our Avengers? If you can drag Susan together to join the Avengers If it is an alliance, Tony and I can welcome it with raised hands."

"My sister... that's too difficult, she's too stubborn, she only knows how to hang out with Reed." Johnny scratched his head: "And that guy Reed, who looks honest and honest, actually has pride in his heart, no would be willing to be subordinated to others, especially Tony Stark, who rivals him in IQ."

Bai Ye: "Then you still talk about chicken feathers!"

Johnny and Eddie looked at each other and shrugged.

"Forget it, rotten wood can't be carved, I'm too lazy to stay with you two rotten wood, I'm going to find true love." Bai Ye picked up the wine glass in front of the counter, drank it down, and said proudly: " I'm going to hit ten tonight!"

"Ten? Can your nutrition keep up?"

Johnny curled his lips, he didn't believe it, he thought that Bai Ye was bragging, something he couldn't even do...

"what?"

Bai Ye suddenly let out a surprised voice.

"what happened?"

"I seem to see an acquaintance."

"Who?"

Bai Ye: "You don't know, the mother of a friend of mine, I didn't expect her to come to the nightclub to drink away her worries?"

"what?"

Both Johnny and Eddie looked at Bai Ye in shock. How could this beast not even let go of his friend's mother?

"You two big-breasted brothers, go and play with your own, I won't accompany you."

Bai Ye chuckled and walked towards another bar in the nightclub.

The woman he saw was Lydia Marlowe. She was a beautiful mother whom he met at the gate of Midtown High School when he was looking for Harry at night. The mother of Harry's classmate Nate was a good piling. Ji.

A tight red dress fit her sexy figure perfectly, making it impossible to look away.The skirt was designed just right, exposing her slender and curvaceous neck while slightly covering up that alluring mountain.And that slender waist and plump buttocks tell her charm as a mature woman.

MILF!

In addition, if Bai Ye's memory is not mistaken, this woman looks very similar to the succubus biology teacher who drew Superman's hot gaze.

The woman that Superman can sleep, my ancestors must sleep too!
"Hey, Lydia, I didn't expect to meet you here, how are you doing recently?"

Bai Ye sat next to Lydia Marlowe very familiarly, snapped his fingers, and asked the bartender to serve the drink.

"you are?"

Lydia Marlowe looked at Bai Ye suspiciously. Obviously, she had forgotten Bai Ye who had greeted her.

"I'm your son Nate's classmate, Harry's parent."

Bai Ye smiled and said:
"We met at the gate of Midtown High when you were taking Nate to school."

Lydia Marlowe seemed to have some memory, but couldn't remember clearly.

But Bai Ye was able to name his son Nate, as well as Midtown High School, presumably the two of them should have met.

In addition, Bai Ye is still a handsome guy who looks pleasing to the eye, so of course Lydia Marlowe has no reason to chase him.

"What happened, you look a little unhappy?" Bai Ye asked with a smile, "I remember Harry said that your son Nate's grades are pretty good recently?"

——On the way here, Bai Ye had reread the information of Lydia Marlowe and Nate Marlowe, mother and son.

"It's not because of Nate that I came here to drink." Her pretty face turned crimson from drinking a lot of wine.

"What's that for?"

Lydia Marlowe took another sip of her wine and said, "It wasn't my divorced ex-husband who accidentally met today and he made a new girlfriend! My God, how long have we been divorced? I still Without getting out of the pain of divorce, he has already started to make a new girlfriend, man, there is really no good thing!"

Bai Ye understood.

This woman is not a female boxer or anything, she just thinks, after the divorce, why should you live better than my old lady?That means, of the two of us, I'm the worst one?
If she can find a boyfriend who is ten times or a hundred times better than her ex-husband after the divorce, and then go to see her ex-husband who has a new girlfriend, maybe not only can she stabilize her mentality, but she can also make a wave of condescending cynicism—yo , I haven't seen you for a few days, you just found such a thing to be your girlfriend after being so lazy?
Now she is a single dog, facing the pincer attack of her ex-husband and girlfriend, she fled, and she kept thinking about the picture of others flying together while she was alone, so it's no wonder she wasn't depressed.

"What a scumbag, he actually made a new girlfriend and came to show off in front of you. I've never seen such a scumbag man before!"

Bai Ye followed Lydia Marlowe's words, and complained about her ex-husband together with her righteous indignation.

A woman is a creature, if you make her feel good, she will make you feel better.

"Otherwise, you'll find a better boyfriend than him, and then go in front of him to make him angry?"

Lydia Marlowe laughed and said, "Why is it so easy to find a good boyfriend?"

"It's really not good, it can be fake." Bai Ye said: "What do you think of me? How about I take a day tomorrow to accompany you to play your ex-husband?"

Lydia Marlowe took a look at Bai Ye, and suddenly realized that this might be a good idea. Bai Ye was far more handsome and younger than her ex-husband, and her figure was much better than that man with a big belly. A perfect little wolf dog .

"...It's not impossible."

……

The next day.

The golden sunlight shone through the window and entered a hospital bed.

The radio in the room comes from the World War II era, playing an old dance music from the 40s.

"Red Skull, Cosmic Rubik's Cube... Crash!"

Suddenly, a blond man sitting on the hospital bed sat up, panting heavily.

His memory is still in his last battle.

"Didn't I... fall into the ocean?"

Captain America Steve Rogers stared blankly, slowly focusing, looking at everything in front of him.

The hospital bed was decorated in the 40s style he was familiar with. The white and green painted walls, the ceiling fan on the ceiling of the hospital, and the radio placed by the bed were all so familiar.

only……

Familiarity made him instinctively feel something was wrong.

"Um!?"

Steve Rogers felt his head hurt again. He felt that he could not distinguish between dreams and reality. He always felt that there was something wrong with his mind.

"Good morning, Captain Rogers."

At this time, a beautiful female nurse walked in with an elegant smile, carrying some medical supplies.

"Where am I?"

Steve Rogers glanced at the woman warily and asked.

"You are in the recovery room of a hospital in New York." The female nurse had an iconic smile on her face: "Captain, have you forgotten? You were injured in the battle and lost consciousness. We rescued you later." come back."

Steve Rogers was silent. He only remembered fighting the Red Skull and crashing into the Arctic Ocean. He couldn't remember anything else.

On the radio, the commentary of a football game was played soon.

Steve Rogers listened absently for a moment, and soon realized that something was wrong. He became fierce and looked at the woman: "Where the hell am I now?"

He now suspects that he was captured by Red Skull's men, who imprisoned him here and tried to brainwash him so that he could be used by Hydra.

Because he watched the football game explained on the radio - the super soldier serum not only strengthened his body, but also strengthened his mind, giving him a powerful memory ability.

The female nurse's expression changed all of a sudden, and she secretly scolded the guy in the information and intelligence department for cheating, and made a mistake so quickly.

"Captain Rogers, please listen to my explanation..."

The female S.H.I.E.L.D. agent disguised as a nurse, while dragging Rogers, pressed the siren and called the S.H.I.E.L.D. armed personnel.

With a "boom", two armed men with live ammunition were thrown away by Rogers.

The concrete walls have been pierced.

The first superhero in history with super-soldier enhancements, Steve Rogers, can two casual agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. be able to deal with it?

Coming out of the ward, Steve Rogers rampaged all the way, but he knocked down anyone who dared to step in his way. Finally, he ran out of the hospital and came to the street.

This is Times Square in New York.

Times Square, known as "the crossroads of the world", is one of the busiest business districts in New York City.

There are many high-rise buildings around the square, neon lights flashing, and huge electronic advertising screens display modern images; there are dozens of subway stations around the busy traffic intersection, and countless bus lines converge, making thousands of passengers here every day Shuttle here; surrounded by theaters, cinemas, hotels, shopping centers and other facilities, from the musicals of the famous Broadway theaters, to the premieres of various movies, to gourmet restaurants and shopping centers around the world...

"Watfak?"

Steve Rogers murmured.

This place looks a bit like the Times Square in his memory, but it doesn't look like it, because it's too prosperous and high-tech, and it's all things that he, an old man, can't understand at all.

Steve Rogers looked blankly at the fat middle-aged man who approached him.

"Hey, brother, aren't you the one who made the movie?" A middle-aged fat man smiled lewdly, and gave him a knowing look: "To be honest, I'm your movie fan, hehe, The movie you made is so beautiful, I really admire your courage to dedicate yourself to art, can you sign me? Please!"

——Because of Johnny's status as an artist and superhero, his popularity is very diffuse, and it is easy to find someone who knows him on the streets of New York.

Steve Rogers still didn't understand what the middle-aged fat man was talking about.

The middle-aged fat man was chattering endlessly, and he took out his mobile phone: "I'm really your fan, I have your works in my personal collection..."

The middle-aged fat man played a Johnny 3VS1 movie on his mobile phone.

Steve Rogers: "..."

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What kind of pickle is this!

Steve Rogers was greatly shocked. Is this really something that humans can make?
——Back in the United States, the atmosphere was very conservative. Even Rogers' good friend, the prodigal Bucky, couldn't shoot this kind of thing.

This has surpassed Steve Rogers' limitless imagination of human evil.

He was a little ashamed.

As a human being, I'm sorry.

It's just that he quickly realized that the male lead is indeed like him, but Steve Rogers is sure that it's definitely not him, which bastard is framing me?

Must be the inherently evil Hydra.

They want to ruin their reputation in this way!
"My wife is your hero fan. She said that you are handsome, strong, and capable, but I am different. I have been a fan of Captain America since I was a child. Your appearance is five or six points similar to Captain America. , I heard that you are still related to him by blood... So every time I make up my mind, the incarnation of justice, Captain America, isn't it... Hehehe."

"Captain America?"

Steve Rogers finally spoke.

"Yeah, didn't you announce it on TV? The Storm family you belong to has a blood relationship with Captain America, so you look very similar."

Steve Rogers was in a mess.

All of a sudden, S.H.I.E.L.D. vehicles came from all directions, with Steve Rogers at the center, one by one team members, wearing combat uniforms and holding micro-guns, surrounded him.

The people around saw that the situation was not good, so they rationally gave up chasing stars.

"Captain Rogers, I'm sorry for the poor performance just now, it's just because our psychologists think it's best for you to adapt to these changes slowly."

Braised egg Nick Fury stood up and said.

"what to prepare?"

"You have been sleeping in the Arctic Ocean for 70 years. World War II has long passed. The United States won Germany, and we won the final victory."

It took Steve Rogers a long time to digest all this.

Ultimately, he accepted a concept he had lain dormant for 70 years.

Then, the first thing he asked was:

"That junior who looks very similar to me, I want to know all his information."

……

Just when Captain America was gnashing his teeth and wanting to teach his unworthy offspring a lesson, Nate came back from a friend's house where he played video games all night. He was wearing a Bluetooth headset, humming a song, and opened the door with brisk steps.

"Wow!"

As soon as the door opened, Nate saw that in the living room, on the sofa of his home, a man with a muscular back was facing him. His mother Lydia raised her legs and placed them on the man's shoulders. superior.

The hot-eyed scene instantly made Nate scream and turn around.

"Hollyshit!!"

"Mom——!!!"

"What are you doing!?"

afterwards.

Bai Ye, Delia, and Nate sat awkwardly on the edge of the sofa.

"Mom, you..." Nate really had the urge to put his fist in his mouth and bite: "...I know you divorced your father, you also have needs, and you can find a boyfriend, but why...you Want to find my classmate's brother?"

As the young master of a big capitalist, Harry is well-known in Midtown High School, so as Harry's brother Bai Ye, Nate also knows him, but Bai Ye doesn't know him.

"Haney, I think we can explain..."

Lydia said awkwardly:

"OK, we're not dating, it's just that we drank too much last night! Yes, it's just that we drank too much."

"Oh, you drank too much last night, so now it's already the next morning, I just want to ask, you haven't woken up after a day and a night, right?"

"Come baby, this is really just a sex, it's nothing, it's normal, and don't worry, there will be no future."

"Mom, are you kidding me like a child? I don't believe it... What the hell is sticking to my ass?" He said, and took out a big cucumber from the sofa. Looking at Lydia and Bai Ye in shock: "Please tell me, are you making fruit salad?"

Listening to the quarrel between mother and son, Bai Ye sighed, reached out, took out a checkbook from the inner pocket of his clothes, signed a check, and handed it to Nate:
"Take it, the pocket money your adoptive father gave you."

"Don't think that you can buy my soul with money, let me tell you..."

Nate glanced at the check that Bai Ye handed over, the face value... $10.

He was silent for a long time, he took the check from Bai Ye, and his tone became much calmer: "Thank you foster father! Mom, because of the check from foster father, I suddenly remembered that my wallet was left at a friend's house, I have to immediately Come over! Mom, entertain my adoptive father for me, and I'll come back as soon as I go!"

(End of this chapter)