The Motherland Comes to the United States
Chapter 227 What, are you still not convinced?
Chapter 227 What, are you still not convinced?
Rogers clenched his fists and realized that he was wrong. The man in front of him was indeed on the same level as Johnny and Howard's son, and he belonged to the type of person who would celebrate his death.
If he hadn't restrained himself enough, he really wanted to punch that man in the face.
"Okay, brother Jie, I'm just kidding. As for scaring me with your sandbag-sized fist?" Bai Ye shrugged, smiled and snapped her fingers, and called Natasha: "Take Brother Jie, let's go through the entry process."
"Don't give me any nicknames. My name is Steve Rogers. You can call me Steve or you can call me Rogers."
"Okay Jack."
Rogers: "..."
After Rogers left with Natasha, Nick Fury also left.
Tony looked at Bai Ye and asked curiously: "You really just let that old Arctic popsicle join the Avengers. Aren't you afraid that people like Nick Fury will take advantage of it?"
"People who do things are afraid of this and that, and look forward and backward, can they still do things?" Bai Ye smiled slightly and said, "I still say the same thing, first try to make the cake bigger, and then talk about the distribution of the cake."
"What you said makes sense, but I'm afraid it will be hard to get back..." Tony watched coldly: "Perhaps you thought so as the founder of the United States back then, but... what about now?"
"Tsk tsk, Tony, you are becoming more enlightened now, and you can actually understand this level?" Bai Ye looked at Tony with admiration, and said with a smile: "I still think, this kind of thing depends on everyone's ability, Nick Fury We want to give Rogers a yellow robe, but we can also close the door and beat the dog. Eat the sugar-coated bullets they throw at us and return the bulletproof bullets. This world has always been about the weak and the strong, and the winner is king. If we can If we win, the power controlled by the Avengers will only become stronger; if we lose, the Avengers will be transformed into what they want, isn't it natural?"
"Or, do you think the two of us can't beat Nick Fury? With us two crouching dragon and phoenix chicks, are you still afraid of Sima Yi?"
Tony thought about it and felt the same way.
He didn't feel that his ability would lose to a nigger.
It's nothing more than paying more attention to the ideological construction within the Avengers in the future.
"Also, Tony, haven't you always had some thoughts like that? I think Captain Rogers, who is known for his noble character, cannot completely become a puppet in the hands of a nigger. On the contrary, he is very suitable to be the target of your flames. "
Bai Ye gave Tony a look.
Tony understood immediately.
When Bai Ye talked about this topic, it stirred up Tony's mood. He couldn't help but talk about his recent insights: "Bai Ye, tell me, why is it that the United States is always able to export its ideology, but other countries cannot export its ideology?" ?Is it really because the United States is God’s chosen country and its system is superior to all other countries?”
"It's small, Tony, your structure is small." Bai Ye shook his head: "The United States is indeed like this after the end of the Cold War. It has established many universal values that are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. The Cold War was a strategic victory for the United States. But during World War I and World War II , The Soviet Union and Germany have succeeded to a certain extent and created many cases, etc., but why not in the end? The core mistake is to regard the United States as a country.”
"America has never been a country, it is an environment, the best sojourn shell for the growth of transnational capital. It is not the so-called ideology that determines the direction of its superstructure, but how it is convenient for transnational capital to come. Cohesion is what makes a country successful The point is, for example, Germany uses evolutionary humanism to be powerful, claiming that the country belongs to the German nation and the Germans; But the United States does not rely on the country as a source of cohesion. It may have been a country at first, but after the third president, it began to become a transnational capital distribution center, and the supremacy of the United States has not changed again.”
"American politicians have been blurring concepts such as ethnicity, culture, and history. What they essentially implement is the logic of intersecting interests. As long as you have enough votes, you can come in. The United States is not afraid of the collapse of the U.S. dollar hegemony system. What it is essentially afraid of is the inability of transnational capital to Hiding everywhere. Therefore, the United States is basically a paradise for the rich in the world. Rich people from all countries go to the United States. Of course, it naturally has the cohesion of the rich. As for the poor... Haha, the poor have no say. Why would America care about this stuff?"
Tony nodded thoughtfully: "Then you said, how can a country belonging to the poor defeat the United States?"
"Of course it is to divide it!" Bai Ye said: "Countries of the poor can also do some things that transnational capital can do, such as forming a unified domestic market to attract transnational capital..."
Listening to Bai Yeyi's high-level answer, Tony couldn't help nodding.
He hadn't figured out these things before, not because he was stupid, but because he had never thought about these things before, and Bai Ye provided him with a new perspective of thinking, of course he figured it out right away.
As for Bai Ye's previous life, he was a qualified keyboard politician, keyboard historian, keyboard economist, keyboard biologist, keyboard folklorist... He knew a little bit about everything. Since Tony asked, he could give Tony the answer. Talk non-stop.
When he was thirsty, Bai Ye poured himself a glass of water to moisten his throat.
Tony mentioned another thing: "Bai Ye, I'm a little bit thinking about getting married recently."
"Pfft!"
Bai Ye spouted out a mouthful of salt soda, and he looked at Tony in disbelief:
"Your brain is flooded?"
"I'm not kidding," Tony stressed.
"I think you should go see a doctor. There must be something wrong with your brain." Bai Ye said firmly: "Tony, it is said that marriage is the grave of love. You may have heard of it, but do you know the specific meaning?"
"I saw an American man on Twitter news. After he married a wife named Chen Yao, he was not allowed to watch TV, play with mobile phones, or even play with friends. The relationship between several cousins and brothers was broken. After less than 9 months of marriage, he drove him crazy and hanged himself in the wedding room. After he died, everyone sorted out his belongings and found that there were only less than 3 yuan in his 15 bank cards. !"
"The wife was the first person to discover that his husband was dead. After discovering that her husband was dead, she acted very calmly and frighteningly. She took her husband's body off the cabinet and walked back and forth six times in the corridor outside the home without calling the police. , without shouting, and then she was very calm, packed her things alone, and went back to her parents’ home.”
"That's just an example. Pepper is not that kind of person! Besides, you didn't hesitate to talk about such a big matter before. How can you be persuaded by such a small matter now?"
Tony dissatisfied.
"Yeah, be wary of a large number of cases!" Bai Ye rolled his eyes: "Because we were talking about ideals before, but now we are talking about reality. Men, aren't they all rational types who can quickly switch states between ideals and reality?" Biological? If I had 100 million, I would definitely donate it, because I don’t have 100 million, but if I had a cow, I would definitely not donate it, because I do have a cow!”
"Tony, you should listen to me. Even if you love Pepper, you can cut off contact with other women and concentrate on keeping her alone, but getting married...or not!"
"You may have misunderstood the marriage laws of the United States—1. After marriage, your wife has the right not to sleep with you, but to sleep with anyone; 2. After marriage, your wife is completely free to not have children with you. Have a child with anyone; 3. Infidelity cannot be used as a necessary reason for divorce, and infidelity does not affect the division of property in divorce. You spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to marry a woman home, and that marriage certificate is just a piece of paper. There is no guarantee for you, not even for you to sleep with her. The only meaning of the marriage law in the United States is to guarantee that your wife can share half of your property."
"Is it that scary?"
Tony was a little scared when Bai Ye said that.
"It may be even scarier than what I said." Bai Ye shrugged and said, "It seems that Pepper is really good now, so don't give Pepper a chance to change. Women are creatures that like to be able to control The man who lives with them, maybe after the change of Little Pepper's status, will her mentality change accordingly?"
"Then I... think about it again."
Tony discovered his immaturity. He took marriage too easily and temporarily buried this idea in his heart.
It's not that he doesn't understand the current situation in the United States. Most of the millions of homeless people in the United States are after giving birth, their wives go to the gym to work out, and then cheat with a black ghost fitness trainer. They divorced logically and paid alimony, so they just To watch niggas spend their hard earned money living in your house, sleeping with your wife, beating your kids...
pain!
It hurts so much!
……
After Tony left the Avengers Tower, it was impossible for Bai Ye to go home and continue making sandwiches with Wen Wen and Nalan. Instead, he thought that there was clearly a little white tiger in the Avengers, so he got up and prepared to attack the big cat. Cat.
White Tiger, Superman Luke Cage, and Rising Star Sam are all training in the training ground.
And Gwen, Parker, and Jessica Jones, the jewel girl, all have their own things to do, and they are not staying in the Avengers for the time being.
After Natasha went through the entry procedures for Rogers, arranged the room, key card and other things, she took him to the training ground to see the situation. After all, Captain Rogers will be the instructor of the Avengers in the future, responsible for training newcomers use.
By the way, he can also meet with these non-staff members of the Avengers.
——Rodgers didn’t know that the three White Tigers were also secret agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and the three White Tigers didn’t even know that Captain America, the number one superhero in history, led the United States to defeat the Red Skull and Germany’s national hero, actually The resurrection is back.
By the time White Night came, Rodgers was already fighting Luke Cage.
When Rogers arrived just now, he was surrounded by the three White Tigers to sign. After introducing each other later, as the instructor of the Avengers, he proposed to test the strength of the three White Tiger students, and the two sides went to the field to try their hands.
White Tiger Ayala, Luke Cage, and Rising Star Sam discovered that this man should really be Captain America. He has too much combat experience. When fighting, he can always perform all kinds of miraculous moves, which puts them at a disadvantage. , this person seems to be born for fighting - in fact, Captain America's fighting talent is really extraordinary, he can hold Thor's Hammer in his hand, and he can immediately hold down Thanos' hammer to explode... It is impossible that he is actually Have you been secretly contacting the move of using Thor's Hammer?
"Brother Jie, just now Tony was arguing with me in the office, so I just said, it must be the right thing to let you join the Avengers." Bai Ye smiled: "Look, how popular you are! I I think that other superheroes who will appear in the future will definitely choose to join the Avengers and fight side by side with you when they hear your name."
Don't call me Jackie, bastard!
Rogers rolled his eyes, because he knew that he would not listen to Bai Ye, so he didn't bother to waste his words.
He and Luke Cage stopped.
"Little Mr. Osborne, is the captain really resurrected? This is really unbelievable!"
Luke Cage was surprised.
Bai Ye said solemnly: "No, he is actually Johnny the Human Torch among the Fantastic Four. Today he just put on the Captain America suit and came to us to play a prank."
"..."
"Haha, just kidding, in fact, he is really Captain America, and now he has joined our Avengers Alliance and became an instructor." Bai Ye said with a smile: "In the future, you can learn fighting skills from him, he is a life-and-death fighter from World War II Yes, there are countless actual combat experiences, and it must be a piece of cake to teach you."
Rogers looked at Bai Ye speechlessly, and he realized that this person was really... cheap.
I want to hit him!
Rather than...
"Since the Avengers hired me as a trainee instructor, at least I have to show my skills first?" Rogers looked at Bai Ye: "Little Mr. Osborne, I heard that you are also a super-enhanced person, why don't you two play, for These rookie students have gained knowledge?" "Me? Forget it, how can I beat you, captain!" Bai Ye quickly waved his hand and said, "I'm just a pampered rich second generation, but I have a few bad money in my family. That's all, how could it be better than Brother Jie, you have experienced so many bullets?"
"Mr. Bai Ye, you are too modest!" Bai Hu Ayala also wanted to see Bai Ye being beaten, and immediately encouraged him: "I have heard that you are wearing a blue devil mecha, and you have defeated countless super villains , is somewhat stronger than Iron Man, I think it is impossible for you to lose to the captain in strength."
Bai Ye still didn't go up: "You said it all, it's because I'm wearing a mecha, and I'm not very powerful when I take off the mecha."
Rogers was angry: "Little Mr. Osborne, are you afraid that I will lose face if I lose to you? Haha, then you can rest assured that I am not such a stingy person!"
White Tiger Ayala continued to fight: "Captain, although I am your fan, I don't allow you to be so connotative Mr. Bai Ye. He can't be afraid of losing to you."
Rogers and Baihu Ayala, you said something to each other, and directly put Bai Ye on the shelf.
Even Luke Cage and Nova are joining in the fun.
Fight, fight!
"You guys have all used provoking techniques, right?" Bai Ye counted them with his fingers and said with a smile: "You really want to see my jokes? Okay, it's okay if you want to see me make a fool of myself, but I have hundreds of millions every minute. Aren’t there any chances for rich people up and down to play this kind of game with you?”
White Tiger Ayala asked: "What prize do you want?"
"How about this, I can play a game with Brother Jie. If I lose, then I won't say anything, but if I win... all of you present, including Brother Jie, promise me one condition, A condition that does not violate justice and morality, okay?" Bai Ye laughed.
Rogers, White Tiger Ayala and others looked at each other and exchanged information with their eyes.
They all felt that this bet could be played.
One is the rich second generation who has taken off the most powerful mecha, and the other is Captain America, the hero of World War II. Who has a better chance of winning? Needless to say?
"Okay! We agreed!"
The three white tiger Ayala who watched the battle agreed.
And Rogers hesitated for a moment, and agreed.
He is not such a rigid person, Bai Ye has already said that, if the condition does not include doing things that violate justice and immorality, then he has no worries.
then.
Bai Ye rolled onto the ring and blinked his eyes: "Brother Jie, if I lose to you, I have to be gentler, I'm afraid of pain."
"no problem!"
Rogers smiled brightly at Bai Ye.
As soon as I came in, I wanted to make fun of me, and gave me a nickname of "Brother Jie". Seeing that the labor and management don't beat you up today, do you really think I have a good temper?
For this kind of morally corrupt person who likes to hold silver parties, Rogers feels that he has to strike hard!
"Brother Jie, I suddenly feel that it's better to forget it. It's hurtful to fight and kill."
"They're all on their own. They fight and train with each other to make up for their weaknesses. It's a very normal thing. Only narrow-minded people will hurt their peace because of this. Little Mr. Osborne, you must not be narrow-minded!"
"you're right."
Rogers stretched his body and began to prepare.
"Brother Jie, I think we might as well play video games. I live alone, and my house is quite big. You are welcome to come to my house to play. If you are tired from playing, just go to sleep, no problem."
"Why do you talk so much nonsense?"
Rogers rolled his eyes and slammed his fist towards Bai Ye's face.
In addition to the physical strengthening brought by the super soldier serum, he also has super martial arts fighting skills. He often uses Western boxing that incorporates street fighting skills, including French kickboxing, taekwondo and other genres of legwork, and various Military martial arts, such as karate, Sanda, etc., as well as Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Aikido, Judo...
Even Rogers has the same ability as Qiao Feng, that is, when he encounters the strong, he becomes stronger. He often encounters enemies with much stronger numbers than him, but in the end he is helplessly defeated by him.
The white tiger Ayala and the others were so excited that their eyes lit up. It's great. Today, I can see this stinky rich second generation being beaten into a pig's head.
But there is a flash of light and flint.
Facing Rogers' sandbag-sized fist, Bai Ye reacted with astonishing speed. He grabbed Rogers' fist and twisted Rogers' arm backwards, causing him to frown in pain.
"Wow, Brother Jie, you are so strong, I almost couldn't handle it, you are indeed the first superhero in history."
Rogers looked at Bai Ye in shock, just like the Winter Soldier saw Spider-Man and casually caught his mechanical arm fist.
How is this possible?
If Bai Ye's power is superior to his, he can completely accept it, but his move is just a false move. It is just to test Bai Ye's ability. He can change his moves at any time based on Bai Ye's reaction. How is it possible... ...He grabbed his fist?
What happened at that moment?
Rogers, who has an incomparable fighting intuition, is full of confusion in his eyes at this moment.
But his movements didn't stop, he clenched his fists tightly, and turned his exposed wrist bone sideways to Bai Ye's tiger's mouth, trying to squeeze Bai Ye's pain and let go.
His movements are as smooth as flowing clouds and flowing water.
Completely textbook-level manipulation.
such a pity.
He encountered a bug!
With a smile on his face, Bai Ye was not in a hurry, and easily dodged Rogers' attack with an extraordinary reaction speed.
then!
One punch!
It brought out the crisp sound of the air suddenly exploding!
"Boom-!!!"
Rogers seemed to be hit head-on by a heavy truck, his body was sent flying like a cannonball, he rolled a few times in the air, and then slammed into a distant wall hard.
The whole person stuck to the wall, and after two or three seconds, it slowly slid down like a painting.
After he fell, his pupils were dilated and his mouth opened wide, like a fish out of water, breathing desperately.
"Oh, Brother Jie, I'm sorry." Bai Ye hurriedly came to check on Brother Jie and asked, "Are you okay? Did I use too much strength? I thought you were super strong, so I didn't dare Reserve...I'm sorry, I didn't know you were so inexperienced. Next time we fight, I will definitely not use such strength again."
Rogers: "..."
……
"I have the courage and I am not afraid, regardless of the cold winter and hot summer, I am very strong, striding forward, I can't stand it..."
Bai Ye sang a ditty, feeling happy, and arrived at Andy's house.
When I arrived, I found Andy wearing a black silk pajamas and painting his toenail polish on the sofa.
The black silk pajamas had a deep V, revealing a piece of greasy whiteness.
Those round and slender beautiful legs were clearly placed in Bai Ye's line of sight, making Bai Ye's foot-controlling heart want to move.
Long hair flowing like a waterfall, full chest, upturned buttocks, delicate nose, moist red lips, bright eyes, full of the unique charm of mature women, coupled with Andy's body, that unique Teacher Bai's charm of a young woman, although not a wife, is better than a wife.
So tempting.
No wonder this woman is Teacher Bai's No. 1 choice, because besides her, which woman can play that charm?
When Bai Ye walked in, he could still smell Andy's fragrance after bathing, which was refreshing.
Andy turned his head and took a look, and when he found Bai Ye's arrival, he nodded:
"coming?"
Seeing that Bai Ye was very angry, he came to Andy, touched Andy's face, and said to her fiercely:
"Steam, don't you still hold up your weapon?"
Andy: "..."
(End of this chapter)
Rogers clenched his fists and realized that he was wrong. The man in front of him was indeed on the same level as Johnny and Howard's son, and he belonged to the type of person who would celebrate his death.
If he hadn't restrained himself enough, he really wanted to punch that man in the face.
"Okay, brother Jie, I'm just kidding. As for scaring me with your sandbag-sized fist?" Bai Ye shrugged, smiled and snapped her fingers, and called Natasha: "Take Brother Jie, let's go through the entry process."
"Don't give me any nicknames. My name is Steve Rogers. You can call me Steve or you can call me Rogers."
"Okay Jack."
Rogers: "..."
After Rogers left with Natasha, Nick Fury also left.
Tony looked at Bai Ye and asked curiously: "You really just let that old Arctic popsicle join the Avengers. Aren't you afraid that people like Nick Fury will take advantage of it?"
"People who do things are afraid of this and that, and look forward and backward, can they still do things?" Bai Ye smiled slightly and said, "I still say the same thing, first try to make the cake bigger, and then talk about the distribution of the cake."
"What you said makes sense, but I'm afraid it will be hard to get back..." Tony watched coldly: "Perhaps you thought so as the founder of the United States back then, but... what about now?"
"Tsk tsk, Tony, you are becoming more enlightened now, and you can actually understand this level?" Bai Ye looked at Tony with admiration, and said with a smile: "I still think, this kind of thing depends on everyone's ability, Nick Fury We want to give Rogers a yellow robe, but we can also close the door and beat the dog. Eat the sugar-coated bullets they throw at us and return the bulletproof bullets. This world has always been about the weak and the strong, and the winner is king. If we can If we win, the power controlled by the Avengers will only become stronger; if we lose, the Avengers will be transformed into what they want, isn't it natural?"
"Or, do you think the two of us can't beat Nick Fury? With us two crouching dragon and phoenix chicks, are you still afraid of Sima Yi?"
Tony thought about it and felt the same way.
He didn't feel that his ability would lose to a nigger.
It's nothing more than paying more attention to the ideological construction within the Avengers in the future.
"Also, Tony, haven't you always had some thoughts like that? I think Captain Rogers, who is known for his noble character, cannot completely become a puppet in the hands of a nigger. On the contrary, he is very suitable to be the target of your flames. "
Bai Ye gave Tony a look.
Tony understood immediately.
When Bai Ye talked about this topic, it stirred up Tony's mood. He couldn't help but talk about his recent insights: "Bai Ye, tell me, why is it that the United States is always able to export its ideology, but other countries cannot export its ideology?" ?Is it really because the United States is God’s chosen country and its system is superior to all other countries?”
"It's small, Tony, your structure is small." Bai Ye shook his head: "The United States is indeed like this after the end of the Cold War. It has established many universal values that are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. The Cold War was a strategic victory for the United States. But during World War I and World War II , The Soviet Union and Germany have succeeded to a certain extent and created many cases, etc., but why not in the end? The core mistake is to regard the United States as a country.”
"America has never been a country, it is an environment, the best sojourn shell for the growth of transnational capital. It is not the so-called ideology that determines the direction of its superstructure, but how it is convenient for transnational capital to come. Cohesion is what makes a country successful The point is, for example, Germany uses evolutionary humanism to be powerful, claiming that the country belongs to the German nation and the Germans; But the United States does not rely on the country as a source of cohesion. It may have been a country at first, but after the third president, it began to become a transnational capital distribution center, and the supremacy of the United States has not changed again.”
"American politicians have been blurring concepts such as ethnicity, culture, and history. What they essentially implement is the logic of intersecting interests. As long as you have enough votes, you can come in. The United States is not afraid of the collapse of the U.S. dollar hegemony system. What it is essentially afraid of is the inability of transnational capital to Hiding everywhere. Therefore, the United States is basically a paradise for the rich in the world. Rich people from all countries go to the United States. Of course, it naturally has the cohesion of the rich. As for the poor... Haha, the poor have no say. Why would America care about this stuff?"
Tony nodded thoughtfully: "Then you said, how can a country belonging to the poor defeat the United States?"
"Of course it is to divide it!" Bai Ye said: "Countries of the poor can also do some things that transnational capital can do, such as forming a unified domestic market to attract transnational capital..."
Listening to Bai Yeyi's high-level answer, Tony couldn't help nodding.
He hadn't figured out these things before, not because he was stupid, but because he had never thought about these things before, and Bai Ye provided him with a new perspective of thinking, of course he figured it out right away.
As for Bai Ye's previous life, he was a qualified keyboard politician, keyboard historian, keyboard economist, keyboard biologist, keyboard folklorist... He knew a little bit about everything. Since Tony asked, he could give Tony the answer. Talk non-stop.
When he was thirsty, Bai Ye poured himself a glass of water to moisten his throat.
Tony mentioned another thing: "Bai Ye, I'm a little bit thinking about getting married recently."
"Pfft!"
Bai Ye spouted out a mouthful of salt soda, and he looked at Tony in disbelief:
"Your brain is flooded?"
"I'm not kidding," Tony stressed.
"I think you should go see a doctor. There must be something wrong with your brain." Bai Ye said firmly: "Tony, it is said that marriage is the grave of love. You may have heard of it, but do you know the specific meaning?"
"I saw an American man on Twitter news. After he married a wife named Chen Yao, he was not allowed to watch TV, play with mobile phones, or even play with friends. The relationship between several cousins and brothers was broken. After less than 9 months of marriage, he drove him crazy and hanged himself in the wedding room. After he died, everyone sorted out his belongings and found that there were only less than 3 yuan in his 15 bank cards. !"
"The wife was the first person to discover that his husband was dead. After discovering that her husband was dead, she acted very calmly and frighteningly. She took her husband's body off the cabinet and walked back and forth six times in the corridor outside the home without calling the police. , without shouting, and then she was very calm, packed her things alone, and went back to her parents’ home.”
"That's just an example. Pepper is not that kind of person! Besides, you didn't hesitate to talk about such a big matter before. How can you be persuaded by such a small matter now?"
Tony dissatisfied.
"Yeah, be wary of a large number of cases!" Bai Ye rolled his eyes: "Because we were talking about ideals before, but now we are talking about reality. Men, aren't they all rational types who can quickly switch states between ideals and reality?" Biological? If I had 100 million, I would definitely donate it, because I don’t have 100 million, but if I had a cow, I would definitely not donate it, because I do have a cow!”
"Tony, you should listen to me. Even if you love Pepper, you can cut off contact with other women and concentrate on keeping her alone, but getting married...or not!"
"You may have misunderstood the marriage laws of the United States—1. After marriage, your wife has the right not to sleep with you, but to sleep with anyone; 2. After marriage, your wife is completely free to not have children with you. Have a child with anyone; 3. Infidelity cannot be used as a necessary reason for divorce, and infidelity does not affect the division of property in divorce. You spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to marry a woman home, and that marriage certificate is just a piece of paper. There is no guarantee for you, not even for you to sleep with her. The only meaning of the marriage law in the United States is to guarantee that your wife can share half of your property."
"Is it that scary?"
Tony was a little scared when Bai Ye said that.
"It may be even scarier than what I said." Bai Ye shrugged and said, "It seems that Pepper is really good now, so don't give Pepper a chance to change. Women are creatures that like to be able to control The man who lives with them, maybe after the change of Little Pepper's status, will her mentality change accordingly?"
"Then I... think about it again."
Tony discovered his immaturity. He took marriage too easily and temporarily buried this idea in his heart.
It's not that he doesn't understand the current situation in the United States. Most of the millions of homeless people in the United States are after giving birth, their wives go to the gym to work out, and then cheat with a black ghost fitness trainer. They divorced logically and paid alimony, so they just To watch niggas spend their hard earned money living in your house, sleeping with your wife, beating your kids...
pain!
It hurts so much!
……
After Tony left the Avengers Tower, it was impossible for Bai Ye to go home and continue making sandwiches with Wen Wen and Nalan. Instead, he thought that there was clearly a little white tiger in the Avengers, so he got up and prepared to attack the big cat. Cat.
White Tiger, Superman Luke Cage, and Rising Star Sam are all training in the training ground.
And Gwen, Parker, and Jessica Jones, the jewel girl, all have their own things to do, and they are not staying in the Avengers for the time being.
After Natasha went through the entry procedures for Rogers, arranged the room, key card and other things, she took him to the training ground to see the situation. After all, Captain Rogers will be the instructor of the Avengers in the future, responsible for training newcomers use.
By the way, he can also meet with these non-staff members of the Avengers.
——Rodgers didn’t know that the three White Tigers were also secret agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and the three White Tigers didn’t even know that Captain America, the number one superhero in history, led the United States to defeat the Red Skull and Germany’s national hero, actually The resurrection is back.
By the time White Night came, Rodgers was already fighting Luke Cage.
When Rogers arrived just now, he was surrounded by the three White Tigers to sign. After introducing each other later, as the instructor of the Avengers, he proposed to test the strength of the three White Tiger students, and the two sides went to the field to try their hands.
White Tiger Ayala, Luke Cage, and Rising Star Sam discovered that this man should really be Captain America. He has too much combat experience. When fighting, he can always perform all kinds of miraculous moves, which puts them at a disadvantage. , this person seems to be born for fighting - in fact, Captain America's fighting talent is really extraordinary, he can hold Thor's Hammer in his hand, and he can immediately hold down Thanos' hammer to explode... It is impossible that he is actually Have you been secretly contacting the move of using Thor's Hammer?
"Brother Jie, just now Tony was arguing with me in the office, so I just said, it must be the right thing to let you join the Avengers." Bai Ye smiled: "Look, how popular you are! I I think that other superheroes who will appear in the future will definitely choose to join the Avengers and fight side by side with you when they hear your name."
Don't call me Jackie, bastard!
Rogers rolled his eyes, because he knew that he would not listen to Bai Ye, so he didn't bother to waste his words.
He and Luke Cage stopped.
"Little Mr. Osborne, is the captain really resurrected? This is really unbelievable!"
Luke Cage was surprised.
Bai Ye said solemnly: "No, he is actually Johnny the Human Torch among the Fantastic Four. Today he just put on the Captain America suit and came to us to play a prank."
"..."
"Haha, just kidding, in fact, he is really Captain America, and now he has joined our Avengers Alliance and became an instructor." Bai Ye said with a smile: "In the future, you can learn fighting skills from him, he is a life-and-death fighter from World War II Yes, there are countless actual combat experiences, and it must be a piece of cake to teach you."
Rogers looked at Bai Ye speechlessly, and he realized that this person was really... cheap.
I want to hit him!
Rather than...
"Since the Avengers hired me as a trainee instructor, at least I have to show my skills first?" Rogers looked at Bai Ye: "Little Mr. Osborne, I heard that you are also a super-enhanced person, why don't you two play, for These rookie students have gained knowledge?" "Me? Forget it, how can I beat you, captain!" Bai Ye quickly waved his hand and said, "I'm just a pampered rich second generation, but I have a few bad money in my family. That's all, how could it be better than Brother Jie, you have experienced so many bullets?"
"Mr. Bai Ye, you are too modest!" Bai Hu Ayala also wanted to see Bai Ye being beaten, and immediately encouraged him: "I have heard that you are wearing a blue devil mecha, and you have defeated countless super villains , is somewhat stronger than Iron Man, I think it is impossible for you to lose to the captain in strength."
Bai Ye still didn't go up: "You said it all, it's because I'm wearing a mecha, and I'm not very powerful when I take off the mecha."
Rogers was angry: "Little Mr. Osborne, are you afraid that I will lose face if I lose to you? Haha, then you can rest assured that I am not such a stingy person!"
White Tiger Ayala continued to fight: "Captain, although I am your fan, I don't allow you to be so connotative Mr. Bai Ye. He can't be afraid of losing to you."
Rogers and Baihu Ayala, you said something to each other, and directly put Bai Ye on the shelf.
Even Luke Cage and Nova are joining in the fun.
Fight, fight!
"You guys have all used provoking techniques, right?" Bai Ye counted them with his fingers and said with a smile: "You really want to see my jokes? Okay, it's okay if you want to see me make a fool of myself, but I have hundreds of millions every minute. Aren’t there any chances for rich people up and down to play this kind of game with you?”
White Tiger Ayala asked: "What prize do you want?"
"How about this, I can play a game with Brother Jie. If I lose, then I won't say anything, but if I win... all of you present, including Brother Jie, promise me one condition, A condition that does not violate justice and morality, okay?" Bai Ye laughed.
Rogers, White Tiger Ayala and others looked at each other and exchanged information with their eyes.
They all felt that this bet could be played.
One is the rich second generation who has taken off the most powerful mecha, and the other is Captain America, the hero of World War II. Who has a better chance of winning? Needless to say?
"Okay! We agreed!"
The three white tiger Ayala who watched the battle agreed.
And Rogers hesitated for a moment, and agreed.
He is not such a rigid person, Bai Ye has already said that, if the condition does not include doing things that violate justice and immorality, then he has no worries.
then.
Bai Ye rolled onto the ring and blinked his eyes: "Brother Jie, if I lose to you, I have to be gentler, I'm afraid of pain."
"no problem!"
Rogers smiled brightly at Bai Ye.
As soon as I came in, I wanted to make fun of me, and gave me a nickname of "Brother Jie". Seeing that the labor and management don't beat you up today, do you really think I have a good temper?
For this kind of morally corrupt person who likes to hold silver parties, Rogers feels that he has to strike hard!
"Brother Jie, I suddenly feel that it's better to forget it. It's hurtful to fight and kill."
"They're all on their own. They fight and train with each other to make up for their weaknesses. It's a very normal thing. Only narrow-minded people will hurt their peace because of this. Little Mr. Osborne, you must not be narrow-minded!"
"you're right."
Rogers stretched his body and began to prepare.
"Brother Jie, I think we might as well play video games. I live alone, and my house is quite big. You are welcome to come to my house to play. If you are tired from playing, just go to sleep, no problem."
"Why do you talk so much nonsense?"
Rogers rolled his eyes and slammed his fist towards Bai Ye's face.
In addition to the physical strengthening brought by the super soldier serum, he also has super martial arts fighting skills. He often uses Western boxing that incorporates street fighting skills, including French kickboxing, taekwondo and other genres of legwork, and various Military martial arts, such as karate, Sanda, etc., as well as Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Aikido, Judo...
Even Rogers has the same ability as Qiao Feng, that is, when he encounters the strong, he becomes stronger. He often encounters enemies with much stronger numbers than him, but in the end he is helplessly defeated by him.
The white tiger Ayala and the others were so excited that their eyes lit up. It's great. Today, I can see this stinky rich second generation being beaten into a pig's head.
But there is a flash of light and flint.
Facing Rogers' sandbag-sized fist, Bai Ye reacted with astonishing speed. He grabbed Rogers' fist and twisted Rogers' arm backwards, causing him to frown in pain.
"Wow, Brother Jie, you are so strong, I almost couldn't handle it, you are indeed the first superhero in history."
Rogers looked at Bai Ye in shock, just like the Winter Soldier saw Spider-Man and casually caught his mechanical arm fist.
How is this possible?
If Bai Ye's power is superior to his, he can completely accept it, but his move is just a false move. It is just to test Bai Ye's ability. He can change his moves at any time based on Bai Ye's reaction. How is it possible... ...He grabbed his fist?
What happened at that moment?
Rogers, who has an incomparable fighting intuition, is full of confusion in his eyes at this moment.
But his movements didn't stop, he clenched his fists tightly, and turned his exposed wrist bone sideways to Bai Ye's tiger's mouth, trying to squeeze Bai Ye's pain and let go.
His movements are as smooth as flowing clouds and flowing water.
Completely textbook-level manipulation.
such a pity.
He encountered a bug!
With a smile on his face, Bai Ye was not in a hurry, and easily dodged Rogers' attack with an extraordinary reaction speed.
then!
One punch!
It brought out the crisp sound of the air suddenly exploding!
"Boom-!!!"
Rogers seemed to be hit head-on by a heavy truck, his body was sent flying like a cannonball, he rolled a few times in the air, and then slammed into a distant wall hard.
The whole person stuck to the wall, and after two or three seconds, it slowly slid down like a painting.
After he fell, his pupils were dilated and his mouth opened wide, like a fish out of water, breathing desperately.
"Oh, Brother Jie, I'm sorry." Bai Ye hurriedly came to check on Brother Jie and asked, "Are you okay? Did I use too much strength? I thought you were super strong, so I didn't dare Reserve...I'm sorry, I didn't know you were so inexperienced. Next time we fight, I will definitely not use such strength again."
Rogers: "..."
……
"I have the courage and I am not afraid, regardless of the cold winter and hot summer, I am very strong, striding forward, I can't stand it..."
Bai Ye sang a ditty, feeling happy, and arrived at Andy's house.
When I arrived, I found Andy wearing a black silk pajamas and painting his toenail polish on the sofa.
The black silk pajamas had a deep V, revealing a piece of greasy whiteness.
Those round and slender beautiful legs were clearly placed in Bai Ye's line of sight, making Bai Ye's foot-controlling heart want to move.
Long hair flowing like a waterfall, full chest, upturned buttocks, delicate nose, moist red lips, bright eyes, full of the unique charm of mature women, coupled with Andy's body, that unique Teacher Bai's charm of a young woman, although not a wife, is better than a wife.
So tempting.
No wonder this woman is Teacher Bai's No. 1 choice, because besides her, which woman can play that charm?
When Bai Ye walked in, he could still smell Andy's fragrance after bathing, which was refreshing.
Andy turned his head and took a look, and when he found Bai Ye's arrival, he nodded:
"coming?"
Seeing that Bai Ye was very angry, he came to Andy, touched Andy's face, and said to her fiercely:
"Steam, don't you still hold up your weapon?"
Andy: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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