The Motherland Comes to the United States

Chapter 4 Timid and introverted, afraid of cyberbullying

early morning.

A purple-red morning glow appeared in the sky, like a blooming red rose, extremely magnificent.

On the ground, on the buds that are about to bloom, the crystal clear dewdrops are shining, and they are full of life.

Bai Ye tossed and turned several times on the boat, but couldn't fall asleep.

He looked down.

"Ugh--!"

Bai Ye sighed.

In his previous life, he also underwent special training. Although he couldn't use it to turn the wheel, it was by no means comparable to ordinary people.

But now, after the blessing of the template of the motherland, even Lai Ai may have to kneel on the ground and call him bully.

Even if it is used to smash iron walnuts, there is no problem.

It's just too strong and uncomfortable!
set sail.

After taking a cold shower in the bathroom, Bai Ye barely calmed down.

After washing up, Bai Ye had a simple breakfast, and then began to think about what to do next.

Go find a woman again?
Forget it, after pushing the San Fernando Valley horizontally, his body could bear it, but his spirit couldn't bear it either!

Now that he has entered the Great Sage Time, within a short time, he doesn't want to touch women at all.

Even Cindy Crawford, he just gritted his teeth and swallowed it in order to upgrade his biological force field as soon as possible...

Well, this is a bit pretentious.

Cindy Crawford still smells great.

In short, Bai Ye now wants to broaden the channels for obtaining points.

"You can get points for being close to the people of the motherland..." Bai Ye thought for a while: "What is the core characteristic of the people of the motherland?"

False superman: no affinity, alone, not loved by the masses; dignified expression, inner struggle, no leadership; afraid of green stones, weak chicken, defeated by earthlings in bat suits.

The real superman: Gentle and close to the people, taking photos with fans, approachable, widely loved by the masses; confident in smile, firm in heart, showing charisma of personality; no fatal weakness, strong and invincible, just afraid of cyberbullying.

"fan!"

Bai Ye quickly grasped the point.

The native of the motherland is essentially a child who lacks love, so he longs for attention and the admiration and love of fans.

If his true colors are discovered by others, causing him to lose fans, no one will love him. That's why he, as the strongest man on earth, is actually afraid of cyberbullying.

"The question is, how to get fans?"

Think about it.

Bai Ye took out his mobile phone and started searching:

"Let me see, who is the person with the most followers in the world?"

"Michael Jackson? 20 billion fans? This is too much water, there are only more than 60 billion people in the world!"

"Well, it seems that relying on pop culture to gain fans... is also a path!"

Bai Ye touched his chin:

"Anyway, you can try it first."

He is not very good at singing and dancing, and the cycle of movies and TV series is too long.

Think again.

"novel!"

This is the most effective way to face the public at any time with low cost of time.

A cup of tea, a pack of cigarettes, and a computer code for a day.

In the previous life, Bai Ye also tried to write web articles, spent a day... and then gave up, it was so fucking torturous.

Now, I can be a copywriter!
Before Bai Ye was hit to death, he had seen it before. The fan circle of online literature was so crazy that it didn't have to be as bad as the entertainment industry.

"Whether it works or not, try it first and then talk."

Bai Ye came to the computer desk, turned on the computer, found the website, and started to register an account under the pen name of "ancestor".

After everything is done.

Bai Ye began to mobilize his [Super Brain lv2] ability, and began to recall the classic web articles he had read.

At this moment, Bai Ye's brain is like a USB flash drive, and the memory hidden deep in the brain is quickly brought out.

"I have to say that this ability is almost as buggy as the biological force field. It's a pity that Superman just doesn't use it."

Bai Ye slightly shook his head.

Does Superman have a brain?
Of course!
Except he never uses it.

Relying on his super brain and body of steel, Superman will not get tired, which means that Superman can keep his brain running 24 hours a day without sleeping.

Then, his nerve reaction speed can be concluded from the daily comparison with Xiao Shan's speed, his brain should be similar to Xiao Shan's.

In the end, his accumulation of knowledge, the knowledge of more than a dozen galaxies obtained by Krypton, and the knowledge of countless civilizations are all in his mind.

Therefore, if someone fights Superman, the process should be like this - first use physical strength to ride a flying dragon on the face, if you can't beat it, then within a microsecond, search the information in your mind to see if there is a way to defeat the opponent and plan There are hundreds of plans, if not, then spend another microsecond to escape, but in reality, Superman always uses his fists to go straight up.

"Clap clap clap!"

Bai Ye didn't need to think about the plot at all, he just pasted and copied it from his mind, and then [Super Speed] came into play, typing quickly on the keyboard.

In one hour, Bai Ye wrote [-] words.

This is also the result of Bai Ye having to adjust the speed due to the overheating of the keyboard friction.

Otherwise, it is not impossible to write [-] words in an hour.

"Upload!"

Bai Ye twisted his neck, stood up and moved his body, went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator door, took out a can of beer, opened it with his fingers, took a big gulp, then returned to the computer desktop, waiting for the result.

10 minutes, half an hour, an hour...

"What the hell? This is a classic cool article that has withstood the test of time. It's impossible not to generate fans!"

Bai Ye wondered:
"Could it be that this way doesn't work?"

Grass!
Waste of labor time!
If I knew it would be impossible, I would use this time to find supermodels and actresses.

Bai Ye kicked the computer desk depressedly.

I just wanted to turn off the computer, go out and play with some young ladies for a while.

"what?"

Bai Ye suddenly saw that the page had turned into an informal web site.

It should have been kicked, accidentally moved the mouse and keyboard.

"Well……"

Bai Ye pondered for a moment, but decided to go in and investigate first.

Well, this is watching with a critical eye.

If this website is too informal, then he will report it to prevent these dirty things from polluting the hearts of children.

After watching for a while...

"What, the writing of these things is too low. There is no beginning and end, no real feelings, and it's all open and closed. Youdao is the details that determine success or failure. What about the details here?"

Bai Ye repeatedly shook his head.

"It seems that I have to open your eyes!"

Bai Ye Xingzhi came, rolled up his sleeves, and re-registered a pseudonym of "No Umbrella After the Rain" on this website.

The next step is to create the work.

At this point, Bai Ye was hesitating again, there were many classic works in his mind, what should he write?
The direct copy of Da La La is also not good, and some localization transformation is needed.

Bai Ye lit a cigarette, thought for a long time, and finally wrote:
"Tom's grades in high school weren't great..."

(End of this chapter)