The Motherland Comes to the United States

on the plane.

Thor and Loki were tied up together with tortoise shells, kneeling on the ground, facing the cabin wall, with their buttocks raised high, like two lonely peaks waiting to be baptized by wind and rain, eager to be favored.

"It's done!"

Bai Ye clapped his hands happily.

Well, although Bai Ye is now almost equivalent to Thor's brother-in-law, it does not mean that Bai Ye cannot cheat Thor, his brother-in-law.

Besides, he only sides with the right, and this incident itself was Thor's fault. Who told him to come over and hit Tony with a hammer without saying a word, and then act like a hero to save Gay?
The misunderstanding occurred because he was too reckless and impatient.

Bai Ye was also teaching this guy a lesson on behalf of his father and making him change his bad temper!

"Uh... Bai Ye, I think you'd better find an opportunity to get rid of them. Otherwise, I'm afraid they will join forces to tear you into pieces." Tony shook his head and sighed.

There is an old Chinese saying: You can kill me, but you can't fuck me.

What's the difference between the current look of Thor and Loki and being fucked?
"Impossible!" Bai Ye said confidently, "They are just two defeated generals. How can they be called brave?"

suddenly.

Bai Ye's cell phone rang.

"Andy?"

In just a moment, the smile on Bai Ye's face froze: "Okay, I got it, I'll be back soon."

"What's wrong?" Tony asked curiously, "You look very unhappy."

"Old Deng is robbing my house!" Bai Ye said with a sullen face, "Tony, Captain, just take these two guys back to S.H.I.E.L.D. I have to go back to New York first."

Captain America opened his mouth to speak.

Bai Ye stretched out his hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm not abandoning things here, but I'm going to take some time to deal with some urgent matters. When you need me, give me a call and I'll come over."

Captain America sighed. This was truly the worst batch of soldiers he had ever led. They actually ran back home in the middle of a battle...

However, considering that Bai Ye and Tony were not soldier boys but rich young men who changed their careers to become rich, he endured it.

"What's going on?" Tony asked, "If it's serious, do you need my help?"

"Okay!" Bai Ye pointed at Thor and Loki and said, "Go and kill them both."

"???"

What does it have to do with them?

"Or are you going to kill their father?"

"what???"

Tony looked confused.

If he remembered correctly, the father of Thor and Loki was Odin, the king of gods.

Asking him to kill Odin... Is there any difference between this and asking Benboerba to kill Tang Seng and his disciples?

No matter how confident and arrogant Tony was, he could not possibly think that he was more powerful than Odin now.

"This... you should do it yourself!"

"Useless thing!" Bai Ye glared at Tony unhappily, then activated his armor, left the plane in an instant, and headed towards the Galaxy Group Building in New York.

Andy just called him and told him that a woman named Hela came here to find him, and she was very powerful. Many desperate warriors were knocked down by this woman named Hela with a slap.

Said he was here to find him!

At this point, Bai Ye had no idea what had happened - Hela had been "exiled" to Earth by that shameless old bitch.

Grass!
Hela is such a crazy woman. Even Lao Bideng is afraid of her. Bai Ye is afraid of her too. She is so difficult to tame.

If he wanted Hela to come to Earth, would he still need that old bitch's help?
The old bitch is going too far!

The hit he gave me last time was too light. Next time I’ll go to Asgard and break his three legs!

"One or two of them are really good at causing trouble for me!" Bai Ye sighed.

Hela was in New York. If he didn't hurry back, who knew if she would go crazy and tear the entire Galaxy Group headquarters building, and even Andy, to pieces?

Now on this earth, besides him, only Ancient One can check and balance Hela.

Unfortunately, unless the earth explodes, Ancient One will not care about these mundane matters.

Galaxy Building.

Bai Ye drove a mecha and walked in from the terrace on the top floor of the building.

Those nanoworms, so tiny that they were almost invisible, retreated quickly and orderly into their built-in nano cores like a tide awakened by the morning light.

The door of the chairman's office automatically slid open to both sides.

He saw Andy, who was busy working in his office, and on the other side, an uninvited guest, Hela, who was drinking coffee!
Andy heard the noise, stopped what he was doing, looked up at Bai Ye, and said calmly, "Is this the trouble you caused outside again?"

"What the hell..."

Bai Ye was very angry. It was clearly Lao Bideng who framed him. How could he be blamed?

“Forget it, just think of it as something I did!” Bai Ye pinched his brows and said to Hila helplessly, “How come you have time to come and play with me?”

"I don't know either!" Hela watched the interaction between Bai Ye and Andy with great interest, and said, "I was sleeping in Niflheim last night, but when I woke up, I found myself at the door! So I came in to take a look." "But I can tell you that when I came to my senses, I seemed to see a rainbow in the sky."

Grass!
It turned out to be the old bitch’s doing.

"Since you came out of that hellhole, it's a good thing. Do you have any plans next?" Bai Ye forced a smile and said.

“Of course!” Hila’s eyes suddenly became deep. “I have been imprisoned for more than a thousand years. During those endless days and nights, I endured the torment of loneliness and despair. There were only cold stone walls and the never-ending cold wind around me. They reminded me all the time that I was a forgotten and abandoned existence. I wanted to give up countless times and let my heart sink into darkness, but I couldn’t! I will never give up on this revenge!”

Andy looked at Hela in surprise.

When Hela easily defeated the Galaxy Group's security forces, she knew that this woman was no ordinary person, but she didn't expect...

“Why don’t we attack Asgard together?” Hela’s eyes sparkled with an unprecedented light, a complex emotion mixed with ambition, the flame of revenge, and the desire for freedom. She raised her lips with a charming smile: “After conquering Asgard, I can grant you land and territory. The territory of the Nine Realms will be divided 50-50 between you and me. Our cooperation will be equal!”

"Well... thank you for your kindness, but I... let it go. I don't have such big ambitions. I can only support you spiritually." Bai Ye smiled bitterly.

Hela: "Oh? You refused? I'm really surprised. I thought you would be attracted by this tempting proposal. After all, you are not a person who is content with what you have to offer."

"The main thing is the things on Earth. I haven't even figured them out yet. How can I bother with Asgard? It's too big a step. It's easy to get stuck!" Bai Ye thought for a moment and said, "How about I send you back to Asgard right now and let you start your revenge plan right away?"

“No!” Hela lazily lay down on the sofa.

"Why?" Bai Ye was anxious: "When it comes to revenge, it's better to do it sooner rather than later. Otherwise, what's the point of waiting until all the enemies are dead before taking revenge?"

If you don't go to Asgard, how can I pass the blame?
"Of course, I also understand that your revenge plan must be carefully planned and prepared, and you can't rush it. Otherwise, I will send you back to the Nine Realms to recruit soldiers and summon your old subordinates. By the way, use this time to plan carefully, and wait until the time is right to take action and take down Asgard in one fell swoop. Wouldn't it be better?"

Hela still shook her head and refused: "I have waited too long. The flame of revenge has burned in my heart for thousands of years. I will not let anyone or anything stop me. Asgard, I must go, but not now."

"Why?" Bai Ye was very upset.

Hela said confidently: "Because I can't beat that old guy!"

Well, she may be crazy, but she is not stupid. Odin's combat power at this time is at the peak and limit of his life. Not to mention her, even if a group of gods ran over, they would probably be dragged down and killed together with the old man.

So if she ran to Asgard at this time, she would definitely be walking into a trap and asking to be beaten!

She is not an idiot and has a masochistic hobby. Why should she wait to be beaten?

"If you are willing to join forces with me and fight him together, I can attack Asgard right now. But if you are not willing, I will have to think long-term!" Hela urged, "Why don't we give it a try? At worst...at worst, I can let you be the new king of Asgard, and I will be the queen?"

white night:"……"

He looked at Hela sideways and asked, "Do you think I look like an idiot?"

Bai Ye estimated that even if he and Hela joined forces to fight Odin, this old bastard might have the ability to drag someone down with him. After all, Hela was his daughter. Who would he choose to die with him then?
As far as Lao Bideng's moral integrity is concerned, it is very likely that Hela, the mastermind, is fine, but he, the accomplice, is taken away instead.

After all, no matter how brutally Hela ruled, it did not meet his expectations. That was his bloodline, and the meat was rotten in the pot. Let him be the king of Asgard? It would be strange if the old man would be willing!

"I don't have the blessing to be the king of Asgard, so you should come!"

Bai Ye rolled his eyes. Anyone who wanted to sit in this shabby seat could do so. He didn't want to sit there anyway.

"So, what are you planning to do now?"

"I'm just going to enjoy life for now!"

Hela stretched lazily. Dressed as the Elf Queen, her slender waist drew a soft curve like a water snake in the air, showing her amazing flexibility.

"For so many years, I have been imprisoned in that dark place and missed a lot of beautiful things. I want to taste the world's delicacies, listen to the most moving music, and appreciate the most magnificent scenery. I want to feel the warmth of the sun, the coolness of the rain, the gentleness of the wind, and the purity of the snow... In short, I have to adjust my mentality. I don't intend to be a crazy woman who is hated by everyone!"

She emphasized: "Of course, enjoying life does not mean that I will give up revenge. This is just a small rest period I set for myself. When I am ready... Asgard will be doomed to fall under my feet!"

In fact, Hela's main purpose was to find ways to tie Bai Ye to her chariot. After all, without Bai Ye's help, she really had no hope of defeating Odin. That old guy was a bug. Unless she could outlast him, she felt that she would be beaten by him if she confronted him head-on.

Bai Ye could vaguely sense Hela's thoughts, but he was not a fool. How much brain power would he have to have to fight a life-and-death battle with the dying Odin?
How long has Lao Bi Deng lived? More than 5,000 years! He has lived long enough!

And how long had he lived? Two lives combined were less than a hundred years!

If someone wanted him to gamble his life with him, not to mention Hela, even if death used her favor as a bet, Bai Ye would not waver in the slightest.

Women...are just the scenery in his life.

He is fascinated, but never obsessed.

There are so many beauties in this world, too many to count. Even if their qualities vary, when their numbers accumulate, quantitative changes will lead to qualitative changes.

Goodbye, bye, the next one will be better!
"Okay, since you want to stay here, you can do it because you helped me repel Sithorn last time!" Bai Ye said, "In the whole New York City, whatever you see, as long as it is something you like, whether it is luxury goods, food, or anything that can make you happy, feel free to take it, and I will bear all the expenses!"

"But let's make three rules. You are not allowed to take action before I allow you to. Is that a problem?"

Hela was very unhappy: "Others come to bully me, and I can't fight back?"

"Oh my God, who dares to bully you? I don't dare!" Bai Ye said, "There will be female guards around you to protect you. You can order them to do whatever you want, murder, robbery, arson, you can do whatever you want, but you are not allowed to take action!"

At least if the female guards take action, it is foreseeable. They all have chips in their bodies, and Queen Bai will collect their data. If they really want to do something earth-shattering, Queen Bai will tell Bai Ye and let Bai Ye solve the problem. But Hela is unpredictable!
Otherwise, if we let this woman run around on the street, what if she happens to meet the foul-mouthed Johnny, who will say things that make her unhappy like a machine gun... She must make Johnny suffer some minor injuries, what should we do?
Bai Ye didn't want to see Johnny go down the same old path of being skinned and dismembered by a woman.

"If you don't want to agree, then I may have to forcibly exile you to Asgard. You know, I have the ability to do so." Bai Ye threatened vaguely.

Hela thought for a long time and knew that she couldn't push Bai Ye into a corner, so she raised her hand and high-fived Bai Ye as a pledge: "Deal!"

Bai Ye breathed a sigh of relief, as long as they could talk.

As for Lao Bi Deng...

Never mind. He has gotten used to it over the years. The essence of this world is just a huge rookie post station. Some people are big goods, some are small goods, and some don't even have a code! (End of this chapter)