The Motherland Comes to the United States

When the Wasp Janet heard Bai Ye say this, she was stunned. Could things be like this?

After thinking about it carefully, she felt that it made sense.

I'm not pregnant, and you haven't lost anything, so why are you so angry?
You keep playing tricks on me...Is it my turn to be yours?
You are not so angry. I have cheated on you. Haha, then I will cheat on you again. Let’s see what you will do!
Janet the Wasp sputtered without hesitation.

Bai Ye put his hands on the Wasp Janet's head and exhaled: "Hank Pym, the person you called out to fall asleep has already fallen asleep with someone else."

Just as the soldier boy said, women are like fine wine, the older they get, the more fragrant and pure they become!
Janet, the Wasp, has taken her prostitution skills to the highest level.

Well, what he said to Janet the Wasp was actually just the first half of the sentence - if you don’t get pregnant it doesn’t count as cheating, and if you don’t get beaten to death it doesn’t count as domestic violence either!
After brushing teeth, we had our first kiss.

Wear it and keep your distance...

Two hours later.

Lunch break is over.

The Wasp Janet walked out of the room and stood at the door. She smiled gently, gracefully stretched out her slender fingers, and wiped the milk that overflowed from the corner of her mouth. Then, she curled up a barely perceptible sneer at the corner of her mouth, and walked slowly towards the quantum laboratory.

The high heels tapped the ground gently, making a rhythmic sound.

In the laboratory.

The atmosphere was extremely awkward.

Bruce Banner regretted why he asked everyone what they were going to eat for lunch!
So much so that even he, a scientist with the power of the Hulk, had to be cautious.

The Wasp Janet pushed the door open and walked in. The rosy color on her face was just like a rose gently moistened by the morning dew in early summer, delicate and beautiful, exuding a faint fragrance.

When Hank Pym saw this, his eyes could not help but ripple. He felt his old heart beating again.

After the Wasp Janet came in, she nodded at Scott Lang and Bruce Banner, then returned to her workstation without even looking at Hank Pym.

Hank Pym hesitated and rubbed against the Wasp Janet. "Well, I'm sorry, I was wrong just now. I was too narrow-minded and petty. Janet, I've thought about it carefully. It's been 30 years since we last met. We don't know if we will see each other again. Even if the other party has changed partners, it is normal... I am too harsh on you!"

The Wasp Janet's expression softened a little: "Then you won't bring this up again, right?"

Hank Pym raised his hand and swore, "Master, if I bring this up again, you'll give me a slap in the face. I deserve it!"

"Forget it, I'll forgive you this time!" The Wasp Janet sighed and said, "Hank, you don't have to be so jealous. You may think you are not tall and mighty enough, but in my heart... you are small and cute!"

Humph! Feiyangyang, if the master didn't like married women, I would have divorced you long ago!
You are old, have a bad temper, and have no physical strength. You don't even have the energy to think that way anymore. Why should I follow you? Because you are old or you don't take a bath?

We can only make do with what we have.

……

"Dr. Pym, look at how this happened... It's not my brother's fault, it's just that my sister-in-law is too charming!" Bai Ye lit a cigarette.

Speaking of which, Bai Ye also remembered that in the timeline where he did not exist, the Wasp Janet seemed to have had a quarrel with Hank Pym, and in a fit of anger, she slept with Tony Stark.

In the multiverse without Bai Ye, the one who replaced his ecological niche is Tony.

In addition to the Wasp Janet, there are also Star-Lord's wife Gamora, She-Hulk, Spider-Man's wife Mary Jane, Mr. Fantastic's wife Invisible Woman, the X-Men's Little Rugrats, Thor's ex-girlfriend Jane Foster, Daredevil's wife Erica...

A typical wife harvester.

Bai Ye: "Try harder, Gamora, Invisible Woman Susan... As a native of my country, I can't lose to Tony in liking married women, right?"

Tony Stark: Oh no, I'm a stand-in!

"By the way, speaking of Gamora... where are Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon, Drax the Destroyer, and Mantis from the Guardians of the Galaxy?" Bai Ye frowned. He was busy with the awakening of Scarlet Witch and the things in the quantum realm, but he neglected the Guardians of the Galaxy. He raised the Infinity Gauntlet on his right hand, and the light of the Mind Stone lit up again.

Bai Ye immediately saw that, except for Gamora who was sacrificed by Thanos, the entire Guardians of the Galaxy gathered together at the house of Star-Lord's grandfather.

Star-Lord's mother died very early because his father planted a tumor in her brain, but his grandfather is still alive.

Before, Star-Lord was wandering on an alien planet and didn't dare go home to visit his grandfather. This time, because he was fighting Thanos on Earth, and would soon face Kang the Conqueror who wanted to rule the universe, Star-Lord, with the comfort of other teammates, went home to see his grandfather with a nervous mood. Star-Lord mentioned his grandfather to other members of the Guardians of the Galaxy, but this idiot thought that the human lifespan was only 50 years, so even if he went home, his grandfather would have died long ago.

"I can also talk to the Guardians of the Galaxy." Bai Ye said to himself.

So he raised the Infinity Gauntlet again, and the light of the Space Stone lit up.

A barely detectable blue light instantly swept across the entire North American continent. The next second, a ripple appeared in the air of Tony Stark's office, and Bai Ye and the Guardians of the Galaxy appeared together - otherwise, it would be too embarrassing for Bai Ye to go to Star-Lord's grandfather's house and face Star-Lord's grandfather, an old man in his eighties or nineties. It would be easier to talk to acquaintances.

"Why are we here suddenly?" Star-Lord was holding a cup of black tea in his hand, looking puzzled.

"Is there another enemy?" Drax's face was serious. He clenched his fists and grumbled, "No matter who the enemy is, I, Drax, will fight to the end!"

Rocket Raccoon was wearing pajamas and said dissatisfiedly: "I'm still taking a nap, why did you call me over?" Groot: "I'm Groot!"

Seeing that the emotions of the Guardians of the Galaxy seemed a bit extreme, Bai Ye shrugged and pointed at Tony Stark and blamed him: "He was the one who asked me to use the Space Stone to find you!"

“Everyone, don’t get excited!” Tony Stark was stunned for a moment, took a deep look at Bai Ye, then waved his hand and said with a smile: “There are no enemies for now, but we have encountered a challenge in our research in the quantum field, and we need the help of the Guardians of the Galaxy!”

Although Tony Stark didn't know why White Night suddenly called the Guardians of the Galaxy here, he really needed Rocket Raccoon's help with something. Otherwise, he would be busy with his research in the quantum field and pay attention to the changes among the Skrulls, and he would be too busy to do both.

Rocket Raccoon's IQ is also top-notch, not inferior to him, Bruce Banner, and Hank Pym. No matter what Rocket Raccoon does, it can greatly relieve his pressure.

"Is that so? Haha, I knew that such a big thing would not work without our Guardians of the Galaxy!" Star-Lord said carelessly, with his hands on his hips, "Don't worry, we will do our best to help you solve this problem in the quantum field!"

Tony Stark looked at Star-Lord speechlessly: You really don’t have any idea at all?

Who needs your help, an idiot? Without you, Thanos can't even snap his fingers, remember?
Bai Ye also smiled and said, "In fact, besides Tony, I also have a small favor to ask for help from the Guardians of the Galaxy, who are famous throughout the galaxy!"

"what?"

Star-Lord and everyone else were very surprised. You, a guy who possesses six Infinity Stones, can do almost anything. Is there anything else you need our help with?

"Don't underestimate me because I got all six Infinity Stones by chance. In fact, I have been wandering around the Earth and haven't been to the universe much. I heard that your Guardians of the Galaxy have been to many places. I wonder if you can give me a copy of the star map you have?" Bai Ye said with a smile.

He has a good interest in Star-Lord's father Ego, the living planet that attempts to devour the entire universe, Rocket Raccoon's "father" the Supreme Evolution... and other people the Guardians of the Galaxy encounter along the way. He asked for the Guardians of the Galaxy's star map, and when he returns to his universe, he can also go and play with it when he travels in the universe.

——The main soul of the Human Emperor Banner, Bai Ye was planning to use Thanos's, but unfortunately, after Wanda awakened, she took Thanos' soul away. It was impossible for Bai Ye to quarrel with Wanda for Thanos. Instead, Star-Lord's father Ego, a god, was very suitable to be the main soul of the Human Emperor Banner.

The Guardians of the Galaxy also gave Bai Ye this face and gave him their star map. After all, they were not afraid that Bai Ye would target them. Otherwise, what obstacles would there be if Bai Ye, who possessed the six Infinity Stones, wanted to do anything to them?

Bai Ye took the star map and chuckled, saying, "Oh, by the way, if you have any enemies in the universe, you can also tell me, and then I can help you deal with them."

Star-Lord and the others said there were no more enemies.

Rocket Raccoon was stunned.

He does have a great enemy, the Supreme Evolution, the Hanged Man, who killed three of his best friends.

In the past, because the Supreme Evolutionary was too powerful, he didn't dare to lead the Guardians of the Galaxy to seek revenge on the Supreme Evolutionary. But if Bai Ye was willing to help, with the power of his six Infinity Stones, what would a mere Supreme Evolutionary matter?
Rocket Raccoon hesitated for a while and did not choose to tell the story immediately. Instead, he followed the others and went to the quantum laboratory.

"You are such a useless guy!" Tony Stark looked at Bai Ye helplessly: "I won't talk about what happened here. Hank Pym and Scott's family are really unlucky to have met you!"

You slept with someone's step-granddaughter right before you fucked her step-grandmother. You are such a slut!
Bai Ye didn't expect to be able to hide it from Tony Stark. After all, he slept in Casey's villa last night, which was bought with the help of Friday, and Stark Tower was Friday's territory.

"Big brother, not second brother, everyone is the same!" Bai Ye said with a smile: "In order to keep it a secret for you, don't talk nonsense, I can tell you a secret."

"What secret?" Tony Stark asked.

"Among the Skrulls, there is a kind of Super Skrull!" Bai Ye chuckled, "Ordinary Skrulls can perfectly disguise themselves as other people. Whether it's DNA or memory, everything is perfect. Then guess what abilities the Super Skrulls have?"

Tony Stark's mind turned and his expression changed immediately: "It can't be..."

"You guessed right!" Bai Ye nodded. "Super Skrulls can even copy superpowers as long as they get the target's blood. The Avengers have been active on Earth for so long, and the blood of most people has been collected by interested people, including but not limited to Thanos, the Hulk, Captain Marvel, Thor, Valkyrie... When you quell the Skrull rebellion, you must be careful. Don't encounter a Super Skrull. They can kill you in the blink of an eye!"

"What the fuck!?" Tony Stark cursed directly: "You're not going to tell me that I'm going to face a super Skrull with the same power as Captain Marvel next?"

A super Skrull who copied Thanos, Captain Marvel and most of the superheroes on Earth, is he even stronger than Thanos?
day!
I just finished dealing with a Thanos, but now I have to face Kang the Conqueror and Doctor Doom, and I have a Thanos in my own home...

Why is there so many disasters on Earth?

"I don't know about that!" Bai Ye said with a smile: "I'm just reminding you! If you can't handle these things, you can come to me for help. It's just a matter of snapping your fingers. You don't have to be polite to me. But, even brothers have to settle accounts clearly... You know!"

Understand!
Of course I understand!
If I ask you for help, I have to offer you appropriate compensation.

I'm almost being squeezed dry by you, how can I get the compensation you want?
Tony Stark's eyes were uncertain: "If I really meet a Super Skrull, will it be too late to come back and find you?"

"This is easy. All you have to do is shout towards the sky - Dad, save me! I'll come!" Bai Ye squinted his eyes: "You should know how the DC comic world calls for Superman, and my strength is just barely enough, surpassing the normal Superman by a little bit, so I can do it too."

"understand!"

Tony Stark nodded. If the time really came to that, he would not be afraid to speak out of spite.

In addition, it is time to call on Thor, Captain Rogers and others to return from their vacation, otherwise he really cannot handle such a big Avengers by himself.

"That's it!" Bai Ye stretched lazily: "You play by yourself, I'll go to the quantum laboratory and try to see if I can hook up with that mantis girl."

Tony Stark: "..." (End of this chapter)