The Motherland Comes to the United States

"Ah ah ah ah ah--!!!"

Reed's eyes were red and he grabbed his hair hard, looking like he was going crazy.

Even though he knew that he and Susan were really doomed this time...

But which man couldn't bear to stand at the door and listen to the sound of his ex-fiancée swaying wildly in the room?
"If I had known this, why did I do it in the first place?"

Johnny sighed.

If it was Reed who had done what happened before, it could still be forgiven, but this time... it was all Reed's own fault. He actually put chicken essence in the noodles when frying them!
You did something wrong, and if you honestly admit your mistake, you could still make amends, but you just give up...you deserve it!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Reed leaned weakly against the cold wall, as if all the strength in his body had been drained away, and he slowly and uncontrollably slid down to the cold ground.

Feeling the slight vibration from the wall, he covered his face helplessly with his hands, tears silently flowed out from between his fingers, turning into sobs, and finally he couldn't help crying out loud.

This time, he really wanted to say goodbye to the person who once illuminated his world like a white moonlight.

The wonderful time that once haunted his dreams and made him think that they could spend the rest of their lives together has now only turned into memories, deeply engraved in his heart, becoming a tenderness and regret that can never be touched.

Reed's heart felt like it was being pierced by thousands of needles, and every breath he took was filled with unspeakable pain.

But he also understands that there are always too many helplessness and missed opportunities in life, and sometimes, letting go is the best fulfillment for each other.

"It's not Susan's fault! It's all my fault! It's all my fault!"

Although he was filled with reluctance, Reed forced himself to accept this reality, letting his tears wash away all his nostalgia and fantasies, preparing to embrace a future without her.

for a long time.

Bai Ye rushed out of the next room in disheveled clothes, looked at Reed who was sitting on the ground with a dead heart, and punched him: "Reed, this is all your fault! Why did you force Susan to do such a thing! "

Following behind was Susan, who had just put on her clothes and looked relaxed.

"Yes...I'm sorry! It's all my fault!"

Reed burst into tears and said to Susan and Bai Yetu, "Please take good care of Susan in the future!"

"Of course!" Bai Ye's expression softened, and he said, "I know it without you telling me! She is such a pure and kind girl, and you have hurt her time and again... You have done a great sin!"

"Okay Susan, let's go and ignore this bad guy!"

Bai Ye pretended to grab Susan's hand and take her away.

But I didn't expect...

Susan shook off Bai Ye's hand, looked at Reed who was kneeling down, snorted coldly, then put on her high heels, turned around and left.

"Uh……"

Bai Ye felt a little embarrassed about this.

snort!
You little bitch, you actually dare to give me the cold shoulder like this, it seems you still can’t let me teach you a lesson!
Just wait for me!

We are still in the adjustment period now. When you are obedient, just wait and see how I will deal with you!

I will transmit all my life's postures to you, Kouya!

After Susan left, Bai Ye and Johnny looked at Reed, then looked at each other. They didn't know what to say, so they just left side by side.

"I never thought that such a pair of infatuated men and women would end up like this."

Johnny was overwhelmed with grief.

"It's normal in life that things can't always go as planned." Bai Ye shrugged.

"But I always feel that something is wrong about this matter. How could things be so coincidental? It's like a carefully planned script..." Johnny looked at Bai Ye unconsciously.

"It really wasn't me!" Bai Ye said helplessly, "If you don't believe me, check it yourself. It has nothing to do with me. I was just too unlucky!"

Johnny looked at Bai Ye, left and right, and no matter how he looked at him, he felt that Bai Ye was very suspicious.

Even though he did investigate Bai Ye privately after the last incident, he did not find any clues.

...He simply doubted Bai Ye!
"Forget it. Whether it's you or not, things have come to this point. My sister and Reed can't live together anymore!" Johnny shook his head.

Arrived at the hotel door.

When Bai Ye saw a homeless man begging at the door, he felt pity for him and gave the beggar a $10 bill.

"Wow, you great philanthropist, Mr. Osborne Jr., you are so generous to beggars, what about me? Your dearest brother-in-law, your family is so poor that we can barely make ends meet, you have to help me a little!" Johnny's eyes lit up and he immediately came up with a smile.

Johnny’s money is never enough. He used to be a brother to Bai Ye and could only enjoy Bai Ye’s foot washing and massage. Now, he has become Bai Ye’s brother-in-law. So, isn’t his brother-in-law’s money my money?
"You want this too? Fine, here you go!"

Bai Ye raised a playful smile at the corner of his mouth, and took out a stack of brand new, slightly shiny $10 bills from his pocket and threw it to Johnny casually.

Johnny didn't mind the small size of the mosquito meat, and quickly took it:

"Thank you, brother-in-law...wait! This...isn't this a little wrong?"

He took the money, held it in front of him, and looked at it carefully, while gently rubbing the texture of the banknote with his fingers: "This dollar... is it real? Or is it a newly issued US dollar, and I am out of date and don't know it yet?"

"You don't need to look at it, this is indeed counterfeit money!" Bai Ye laughed.

"what?"

Johnny looked at Bai Ye in bewilderment: "Your family has such a huge foundation, with assets of trillions of dollars, why are you still playing with counterfeit money? Do you have nothing better to do?"

"I use these counterfeit bills to give alms to the homeless." Bai Ye explained: "Just think about it, when a beggar uses this money, he will be arrested sooner or later. If the beggar is a real beggar, he will not have to worry about food and clothing after being arrested; if the beggar is a fake beggar, then he deserves to be arrested."

Johnny's CPU almost got fried.

"Deng Yixia! Deng Yixia! Let me figure it out!" Johnny counted on his fingers for a long time.

He understood Bai Ye's logic.

There are a lot of homeless people in America, as many as millions, and it is basically impossible for them to turn their lives around.

Many homeless people actually starve to death, freeze to death, or are killed on the streets.

If Bai Ye gave them counterfeit money to use, they would be arrested and thrown into prison.

If you go to prison, you will definitely be bullied and beaten, but at least you will never starve to death or freeze to death.

To a certain extent, Bai Ye really saved their lives.

It’s just that the homeless people themselves may not be willing to go to jail… Being a homeless person may be a little harder, but they still have freedom.

For ordinary Americans, clearing out the homeless will also reduce many public security problems.

Everyone has a bright future!
All Johnny could finally say was, "You are such a good man who deserves to be struck by lightning!"

"Personally, I think that no matter what, letting people live is the most important thing. Starving to death is a small matter, but losing one's chastity is a big matter. I would never dare to have such an idea!" Bai Ye laughed and said, "It is definitely better to let those homeless people stay in prison than to let them starve to death or freeze to death on the streets, right?"

"...Aren't you afraid that people will accuse you of using counterfeit money?" Johnny scratched his head.

"I didn't use the fake money to make a profit. I just gave the beggar a small toy. How is that illegal?" Bai Ye shrugged: "It's the beggar who used the fake money to buy things, which constitutes profiteering. That's illegal, right?"

"..." Johnny looked at Bai Ye speechlessly: "Other people have Satan tattooed on their backs, but I think Satan should have a tattoo of you on his back!"

Bai Ye was not ashamed, but proud: "Just wait, one day, I will defeat all those demons and sit on Satan's throne myself!"

When he is promoted to multiple levels and leaps from a leek to the one who harvests leeks, it is not impossible for him to sit in the position of Satan.

Even that old guy Mephisto has sat on Satan's throne, so why can't I?
"Okay, this is for you!" Bai Ye threw a bank card to Johnny: "This is my supplementary gold card, you can use it yourself. We are all family from now on, don't be polite to me!"

"Wow, is this the legendary... American Express Bank Centurion Black Gold Card?" Johnny couldn't let it go. "It is said that this thing can turn planes around and stop trains... Is it true?"

Johnny is no bumpkin. Of course he has heard of the American Express Bank Centurion Black Card, which is called the "King of Cards" by industry insiders.

The holders are either rich or noble, because this black card does not accept applications and only banks can actively invite customers to join.

It is reported that American Express's black card holders are the very small 1% of top customers.

The biggest difference between black cards and ordinary credit cards is that there is no upper limit on the credit limit, so it cannot be maxed out.

The Centurion Black Card also makes a promise to customers: "As long as it is legal on earth, we will find a way to satisfy customers."

It is said that a black card holder once called the bank's customer service department in southern France, claiming that he and his car were on the same train, and he got off the train halfway, but the car remained on the train.

Later, American Express's customer service department successfully contacted the train company and stopped the train, unloaded the other cargo, found the cardholder's car, and allowed him to continue his journey.

"You will know if you try it yourself." Bai Ye said with a smile: "Instead of listening to my description here, why don't you try it yourself and know? Experiencing it yourself will be more shocking than any words."

"Some time ago, my Sun Bank acquired American Express Bank, so now this thing, to some extent, can be considered as 'my family's' thing."

"Awesome! You're so awesome, brother-in-law! Brother-in-law! Once you're my brother-in-law, you'll be my brother-in-law for life! From now on, you'll be the boss and I'll be the junior. From this day on, my life will be in your hands!" When Johnny heard this, his eyes widened and his face was full of admiration.

"Be good!" Bai Ye smiled and patted Johnny's head: "Work hard! Try to find you a sister-in-law next year!"

Johnny's face was full of excitement: "Thank you, brother-in-law!"

……

After seeing Johnny off, Bai Ye returned home.

"Wanda..."

The smile on Bai Ye’s face suddenly froze. The scene before him left him dumbfounded—there were three Wandas at home!

They each occupied a corner, and each Wanda was holding a thick magic book, reading it intently. From time to time, she would wave one hand, with a faint light flashing on her fingertips, obviously practicing some kind of spell.

Bai Ye asked tentatively: "No, Wanda, what are you doing..."

Without even looking up, Wanda said, "During the time you were away, I discovered a magic that can create a physical clone, and the memories acquired by the clone will return to the original body when they dissipate, so I created two clones to help me read the book, which will speed up the process a lot."

"Ah this..."

Bai Ye scratched his head and said, Wanda, are you sure this is not the legendary multiple shadow clone technique?
Well, magic is all-encompassing and diverse. It is normal to have the art of clones. Even Xiao Yan, the one with the golden finger, has three thousand thunder phantom bodies!
"But Wanda, are you sure your clone won't rebel?"

Bai Ye's eyes flickered back and forth between the three Wandas. Whether in appearance, expression or behavior, they were exactly the same, as if they were triplets.

Bai Ye remembered that Han Paopao had also practiced the art of clones, but the clone grew intelligence and wanted to devour the original body to achieve self-realization. This was rather troublesome.

"Of course not. These clones are like the extension of your own limbs, just like your current body has an extra arm. Will this arm harm your original arm and seek a sense of existence?" Wanda said, "And all the power is with me. The clones are just used by me to help learn magic. They don't even have one ten-thousandth of my own power! How can they rebel?"

"Well, just keep it in mind."

Bai Ye nodded.

To be honest, in the Marvel Universe, playing with clones is too normal. Which of those multidimensional beings doesn't have thousands of incarnations and countless avatars?

Even the five great gods of creation are divided into five individual gods in each universe and the five real magical entities of the multiverse… The five gods of the individual universe are as numerous as the cells of the five magical entities of the multiverse, specially separated out to manage the enormous individual universes that are as numerous as the grains of sand in the Ganges. It is impossible for them to rebel!
Dimensional demons basically have thousands of incarnations. Like Mephisto, he projects his soul clones into countless multiverses, letting his soul clones cause trouble and accumulate strength. When he needs it, the real entity will let these soul clones return to his own body and allow himself to reach a higher level.

"How about it, do you want to learn this magic? I'll teach you!" Wanda said casually.

"Let's talk about the magic later. Now I want to... try out triplets!" Bai Ye smiled evilly and pounced towards the three Wandas.

Wanda exclaimed, "Hey, Bai Ye, what are you doing? I still need to practice magic!"

Bai Ye: "Let me teach you how to practice the membrane method first!" (End of this chapter)