What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 104 Kill the stupidity in advance
"My God."

Lucius said:
"Have you become the God of AI?"

"of course not."

Chen Tao told him: "I seem to be able to control the equipment in front of you so easily, just because this is the Batcave, and everything here belongs to Batman.

"There is no firewall or anything for me, I have a security key. In fact, my computing power is not that strong—"

He paused, then continued:
"Unless I physically hack with nanites, or combine Kryptonian technology—"

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"Hey Clark, why would billionaire Bruce Wayne be so sexually interested in you? And dismissive of our hot and sexy Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist?"

Sports reporter Steve Lombard poked his head out of the window to see the stretched Lincoln of Gotham City's famous billionaire once again parked at the gate of the Daily Planet.

"If you're free, Lombard,"

Louis Lane was sorting out the files on his desk with a calm and indifferent look:
"I suggest you go back to your own office and finish your donuts and lie down on the recliner for a good night's sleep instead of making noise here and interrupting my work. Bruce Wayne runs to the Daily Planet every day, Haven't you seen enough excitement?"

"Hahaha, don't rush forward and try to interview the other party? Let me count what you have interviewed these days."

Sports reporter Steve Lombard threw the donut into his mouth with his muscular arms. He picked up a scrap of paper next to him, coughed feignedly, and began to pretend that he was reading the transcript of the interview:
"Day 1, Ask: What does Mr. Bruce Wayne think of Gotham's Vigilante, Batman? Answer: Batman is awesome, because I am Batman!"

"On the second day, I asked: Is Mr. Wayne coming to Metropolis to cooperate with Lex Technology? Answer: Yes! So I asked again: What is the specific content of the cooperation? Answer: I don't know, the idea of ​​​​cooperating with Lex Technology is I generated it last second."

"Pfft——" the sports reporter covered his mouth, then continued to be serious, and read: "Question: Why did you tease me like this? Answer: Because I am Batman!"

"Hahahaha!"

The muscular man let out a laugh: "Day 3..."

"enough!"

The shrewd and capable female reporter grabbed the coffee next to her with trembling hands and poured it all into her mouth

She turned her head and said to Clark Kent next to her, "Clark, don't care about any stupid billionaires. We are leaving for the North Pole tomorrow. We must not let the bastards of the US Northern Command cover up the truth!"

The female reporter said: "This is the meaningful thing, what a journalist should do."

"That huge unidentified object found under the ice?"

Without Clark's consent, Lombard took a look at the document in his hand, and then threw it back to the frantic farm boy, saying: "What is there to discover? It can't be an oversized foreign document." Starship!"

Louis rolled his eyes and was so angry that he didn't want to talk to him.

"Hey, Clark!"

Someone called Clark outside: "Can you help me? They have replaced us with a brand new coffee machine, but this thing is too heavy!"

"Oh, okay." Clark hurried out of the room.

"As soon as they plug the machine in, bring me two cups of coffee." Editor-in-Chief White just entered the room at this time, and he said to Clark, "Put two candies!"

He was flanked by Kate Grant, column editor in charge of the entertainment gossip section.

The other party was wearing a v-neck and low cut, and greeted Louis coquettishly.

Editor-in-chief White turned to Louis again and said:
"Louis, give me that photo from yesterday too! Yes, it's the close-up of Superman standing there with his hands crossed!"

"I'm going to typeset that with Kate's The Most Powerful Bachelor in Metropolis!"

"Bachelor? Are you serious? Editor, you must be crazy—"

"Louis!"

Louis turned his head suddenly and saw the person behind her.

"It seems that you received the flowers from me."

Editor-in-Chief White looked at the two of them left and right, his eyes resting on each other's epaulettes.

He said:
"I'll see you later, Louis."

Louis Lane is not in the mood to talk to editor-in-chief White at the moment.

Her face darkened: "John Cobain. It's you again."

"How did the flowers end up in the trash?"

John Cobain is a strong man with a height of 1 meters, wearing a military uniform.

"I don't have room on my desk. And I told you, don't send me flowers, 4 times."

John Cobain looked at her fixedly, and then suddenly smiled.

Louis walked around him and went to his desk to get something.

"Okay, okay, let's not bother with the flowers. It's been a long time, and you don't want to hug and say hello to me? Louis, I know we're all broken up, but—"

"Enough!" Louis turned his head sharply and stretched out a finger.

"That's not a breakup at all, John. We've only dated once, once! We've known each other at best, like my relationship with my father."

"But your father's right, we're a good match, Louis. A family and a couple of kids. Maybe that'll clear your mind of those crazy thoughts, or at least ease your absurd truth-telling spiel— —one reporter can’t change the world.”

Chen Tao silently observed the quarrel between the two.

He quietly took out the small book and opened it, then glanced at it.

John Cobain.Future Metal Man, a villain with a metal body and a kryptonite heart, is one of Superman's main antagonists.

"I'm busy, John—"

"Don't shut me up."

There seems to be some escalation in their brawling cards.

"John, you pinched me—"

Chen Tao shook his head, put the notebook back into his pocket, and walked forward: "I hope I didn't disturb you."

John Cobain turned his head to look at the person in front of him. He looked up and down at Chen Tao's exaggerated attire.

"Who are you fucking with?"

He looked at Alfred who was standing silently behind Chen Tao again: "What is this?"

Chen Tao held out his hand:
"Bruce Wayne. Nice to meet you, Mr. Cobain."

People stopped what they were doing and whispered to each other.It was the first time they met Mr. Bruce Wayne and they didn't use money to clear the way.

John Cobain noticed the whispers around him.

Bruce Wayne.He felt that the name was somewhat familiar, but he didn't know where he had heard it.

In fact, for the past six months, he has spent almost all of his time at the military base, rarely using his cell phone or any other device to communicate with the outside world.

"It's Sergeant Cobain." He suppressed the displeasure in his heart, then stretched out his hand and pinched the other's palm, exerting a little force——

He thought that soon he would be able to see the other party screaming in pain.

But there was no reaction, he just felt that he had pinched a piece of rubber tire of the car.

"Sergeant Cobain, right?"

Then he heard the other say, "I'll just call you that. Let's cut to the chase—"

"If you dare to make me feel uncomfortable again, I will make you feel uncomfortable for the rest of your life."

John Cobain froze suddenly.Before he wanted to get angry, he heard the other party say faster: "I'm Bruce Wayne."

The other side put an emphasis on the last name "Wayne", and then John Cobain finally realized what he was dealing with.

"You..." He took two steps back, his lips twitched twice, but he didn't say anything in the end.

coward.

Chen Tao thought silently.

Only those who dare to be weaker than themselves are arrogant, and when faced with a stronger opponent, they immediately shy away, and they don't even dare to say a serious word.

Such obvious character weaknesses have always been the hallmark of a DC villain.

He saw the other party backing away slowly, and said to Louis Lane, "I will say hello to your father on your behalf." Then he turned his head and saw Clark Kent standing behind him.

"Hello, Mr. Cobain." Clark Kent stretched out his hand and squeezed John Cobain's palm before he could react: "Nice to meet..."

Before he could finish his sentence, he heard a rattling sound, and John let out a cry of pain, and then tried to leave Chen Tao's sight while covering his hands without saying a word.

"Don't be so anxious, Mr. Cobain." Chen Tao stopped the other party: "Are you going to the little party between Mr. Luthor and General Lane?"

Chen Tao got an affirmative answer.

Soon, John Cobain disappeared at the gate of the Daily Planet, and Chen Tao himself disappeared with him.Lewis and Clark looked at each other.

"He didn't rush forward today to persuade you to go on with your debut. How can you be a movie star playing Superman Man of Steel?" Louis said.

"This is not a good thing." Clark scratched his head and said, "Will you have lunch at noon, Louis?"

"Okay." Louis took his arm: "Accept the invitation, farm boy."

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In a military base on the outskirts of the metropolis.

"So, didn't you say it was two pieces of kryptonite?"

Lex Luthor said, "What are you kidding?"

"Watch your attitude, Lex." General Sam Lane said.

Then his tone became a little dull: "I don't know who bought the other small piece."

"Bought it?" Luther almost laughed angrily at this excuse: "Who else can bribe you?"

"No, he bribed the agent in charge of buying kryptonite."

General Lane said: "Before we found out he was paid, he was gone."

Luther sighed heavily in front of General Lane, as if he was really distressed.

If this incident was not concocted by him alone.

That's right, no matter where the stolen kryptonite is, Luthor firmly believes that it will eventually flow into Batman's hands.

Ever since his subordinates in Gotham helped him find out that "Batman left Gotham to go to Metropolis to work, and now Gotham is protected by the Arkham League." After this incident, he planned a confrontation in his mind. Batman's exploit—"

"Luther, Luther! Are you listening to me?"

Luther said, "I'm here."

"Can you stop Superman?" Then General Lane heard Luthor say, "Not just stop, General Lane, I believe I can kill him—if need be."

"Every one of our report series has pointed out that it not only has a range of superhuman abilities, but it is also invulnerable."

General Lane said, "How can you be sure that this energy-this rock can defeat what you say?"

"Not a superhuman, but a superalien, Your Excellency the General."

Luther corrected him, and then said, "I've experimented with kryptonite back in the days when you weren't allowed into the United States."

"I found a way to get a little kryptonite sample, and then used some fine kryptonite powder to place next to Superman. When he passed by, he was exposed to the radiation, and the isotopes of his body..." Then Luther Suddenly realizing that no one present could understand what he was talking about, he stopped talking.

"In short, according to the absolute authority in the field of science—that is, my judgment, his superpowers come from our world and can be suppressed, and even turned against him, if he is affected by these radiations."

He looked at the set of exoskeleton armor being assembled on the high platform in front of him:

"This is the largest piece of kryptonite we have ever found. It is enough to be a dangerous enough kryptonite reactor to make this suit a deadly killer."

Luthor said, "We'll be able to use it to kill Superman! Of course, we'll have to find someone to manipulate him."

"General Lane, it was an honor to pilot the Metal Man."

As soon as Luther's words fell, John Cobain immediately said: "I will use this to remove Superman's head."

"There is no one more worthy of my trust than you, child." General Lane said:
"But we prioritize capture."

"Unless it is absolutely necessary, don't kill Superman. Judging from the current situation, Superman is still on our side."

"From the current situation? Dude, come on." Luther said, "Let's tell a little story."

"Once upon a time there was a little boy named Superman who found an ant nest called the Earth at his door."

"The little boy liked this nest of ants very much, so he took care of him with all his heart."

"But if one day, the little boy suddenly gets bored..."

Luther said:

"We have to plan ahead."

"Yes, I do have to plan ahead."

"Indeed, we're going to—"

Then Luther suddenly realized that it wasn't his voice or anyone else's voice.

"who are you?"

General Ryan gave a look, and the soldiers immediately protected them in the middle.

"How did you sneak into this military base?"

"How did you sneak into the military base? Let me tell you a story—no, it should be a joke."

Then they heard the voice say, "Once upon a time there was a sheepfold called the Earth, full of lambs, guarded only by a shepherd dog."

"Suddenly one day, a group of wolves came outside the sheepfold. They were all ready to eat, but the sheep in the sheepfold were still struggling to kill the only shepherd dog."

"Tell me, is this funny?"

No one can laugh.

"Where are you? Hidden guy?"

General Ryan was protected by a large number of American soldiers in the center. He roared in a low voice: "Come out if you have the ability! Who are you?"

While pretending to be excited, he yelled to induce the other party to talk to him, and at the same time quickly made a few tactical gestures, trying to leave the room under the heavy protection of the soldiers.

Then he felt someone blowing on the back of his neck.

"Who are you asking me?"

"I am a mortal, just like you, an ordinary human, a pure lamb."

"But I wouldn't be so stupid as to try to murder a collie."

"I'm Batman, and I'm here to stop your stupidity."

(End of this chapter)