What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 117 Bizarro Batman
Jason Todd really wanted to rub his eyes to see if there was something wrong with his brain.

Maybe the resurrection effect of Lazarus Pool really has any sequelae?
He has been dead for only a few years. In a few years, has things changed to this point?
Batman = car?

Jason calculated the conversion formula between Batman and cars in just a few seconds.

He imagined a little miniature Batman in his mind, the other party took the wheel and gestured to his lap, then got down on his body, and with a bang, it turned into a toy Batkart.

What's the mess?

Is there any logical chain between these two?
Stop and go, regardless of whether Batman can turn into a car - but are you sure cars are useful for Kryptonians?
Jason said anxiously: "It's useless, this guy—"

"It would be foolish to challenge me."

Fiora looked indifferently at the galloping Batmobile.

At this time, Krypton's female adjutant was in a bad mood. It was never a good experience to see a martial arts master who was enough to teach him die in front of him.

At this time, she was very angry.

She stretched out one hand to face the speeding car, put on a boxing pose, and took the initiative to meet it.

It’s over.

Jason's heart sank. Those planes were torn in half by the opponent just now, how could Batman...

Her figure is as fast as fire!

Her posture is as elegant as the wind!
She posed a heroic pose, and the cloak fluttered behind her handsome armor!
woo-

Then he saw that with the sound of a car horn, the Kryptonian who was still invincible just now was spun and flew backwards. The green spikes on the front of the car pierced into the opponent's body, and the blood spilled into the sky.

!!!

Are those green stones?The second-generation Robin keenly discovered the point. He was about to say something when he numbly looked at the Batmobile that had just stopped Fiora Chuangfei, and a burst of silver-white particles flickered on it, and then half a second later , The rear wheels of that car actually turned into the hind legs of two green dinosaurs. The entire Autobot stood up, jumped up in a spiral on the spot, and completed a 270-degree change of direction that a normal car could not do.

Jason was speechless, unable to utter a word.

He watched the venom tube appear at the back of the car under the entanglement of silver-white particles. Two huge muscular arms mixed with a little dinosaur green replaced the closed doors and protruded from the left and right ends of the car.

The monster propped up on the ground with its two arms, and then the whole thing that only had a head that looked like a car flew up into the air like a pole vault, and changed back to the car form in the air, once again turning the thing from just now Fiora Chuangfei got up from the ground.

"I will kill you!"

Jason gasped, his mind was in turmoil, but no matter what he said, now was obviously not the best time to meet Batman face to face.He suppressed the idea of ​​figuring out how Batman became what he is now, turned around and ran away with Ms. Shiva's body on his back.

Things here are no longer at a level that he can get involved in.

He took one last look at Batman as he fought Fiora.

The other party turned into a dump truck and repeatedly bumped into the Kryptonian female adjutant who was getting more and more injured. The whole scene was like playing with bumper cars...

It's not that Jason didn't imagine the scene where Batman came to save him. In other words, over the years, when he dreamed back at midnight, he had thought countless times, if Batman hadn't been dragged back at that time, what would happen to him? The way of the descendant, reversing the outcome of that night, saving him from fire and water under the crowbar.

He had imagined the scene of Batman saving people countless times, but now such a scene gradually overlapped with that huge dump truck.

There is no going back.

Chen Tao also noticed Jason's departure, and he didn't stop him either.He hasn't figured out how to get along with this second-generation Robin yet, so he can't just go up and say, "Cub, come back, dad is going to retire soon."

Well, that's weird, forget it, let's finish the matter at hand first, anyway, the Red Hood is right under the nose, no matter when it needs to be solved, there will be no problem.

He turned his gaze to the present.

Fiora was too big at the beginning, and was directly pierced by the kryptonite on the car. This is why she didn't understand kryptonite. To a certain extent, this can be regarded as the first kill.

Chen Tao's car lights flickered, and the kryptonite spikes in front of the car were stained with blood.

This is the biggest difference after loading: when transforming through silver particles before, although it can also be used like a finger, it is more like logging in to someone else's account, no matter what changes Chen Tao makes to the transformed form , after transforming again, it will still return to its previous appearance.

It's as if they were all solidified and frozen at a certain point in time. Except for synchronizing the damage they received to Chen Tao, no matter what transformation they made, it seemed that they would not be recognized as "a part of this Batman." member"

And after loading...they are more like a part of Chen Tao, his flesh and blood transforms into the body of the car in a quantum reconstruction way-Chen Tao knows that quantum mechanics seems nonsense, but this is just Lu Hughes' personal explanation.

He doesn't understand scientific research, maybe there are other explanations from the level of magic?

All in all, under the continuous accumulation of injuries and continuous bleeding, Fiora finally couldn't hold on.

When she was hit by the dump truck that staggered toward her again and flew backwards, Fiora, who rolled on the ground like a broken sack several times, finally fell down and did not move.

But Chen Tao's attention was attracted by another thing.

A line of silver-white characters quickly jumped out on Chen Tao's retina:

【warn!warn!Anchored item detected! 】

[Obtained: Fiora's Rotten Cloak]

[Introduction: The legacy left by the confident female Kryptonian after being hit by a dump truck represents the rapid reversal of her newly established cognition in a short period of time.Together with the reversal, there is also the confidence she has just built up.You might be able to use it to summon some alternate universe Batman. 】

[However, the existence that was called because of the reversed thinking, could it be something orthodox? 】

【"Dump truck Ju He Slash? What kind of martial art is this? Why was I hit and flew? Could it be that my random masturbation before was fake?"】

[Transformed crisis energy: 159]

[The crisis energy unit you hold now: 347]

[Warning, downloading targetable Batman files. 】

【Bissaro Batman】

[Dangerous level: B+]

【Earth 29 (Earth 29), this world is also known as the Bizarro universe, a universe with broken physical laws.

Bizarro Superman takes his un-American Injustice League on aimless, inexplicable and futile adventures. 】

Chen Tao knows Bizarro.In the main universe, Bizarro, also known as the Superman, is Lex Luthor's failed clone of Superman, and everything about him is the opposite of Superman.

Superman has heat vision and frozen breath, while Bizarro has ice vision and flame breath, Superman will be weakened by green kryptonite, and Bizarro will be strengthened by green kryptonite.

And his biggest characteristic is that, for Bizarro, all languages ​​are opposite.

"Build" means "destroy" to Bizarro, and "hate" means "like".

[Do you want to consume 239 crisis energy synchronization immediately? 】

【warn!warn!The Batman in this parallel universe is too powerful, which will seriously damage Batman's morality and reduce Batman's sanity to the extreme! 】

[Warning warning, the danger level of Batman is detected: F]

[With the current level of Batman, there is no ability to withstand the pollution of Batman with a B+ dangerous level! 】

[Opening the protocol mandatory protection strategy: overcharge protection]

【No. 52 Batman, the agreement will automatically protect your sanity from damage.At your current Danger Level, you can only sync Bizarro Batman for 3 minutes at most. 】

Chen Tao pondered for a while.

It's not a big problem, anyway, he never thought about facing others head-on by himself.Superman is here, and starting today he's going to be a dog, and if the Red Hood hadn't suddenly appeared here, he wouldn't even come to fight Fiora. "Penny One, what's going on with Superman?"

"Not very well," Alfred replied into the microphone.On the screen, Superman was punched and punched by the hot eyes of two Kryptonians, and gradually began to fall into a disadvantage. The two Kryptonians who were genetically programmed as fighters showed extremely terrifying adaptability.

"It's fine," Chen Tao said, "Clark will be fine."

"Superman got a nosebleed." Alfred synchronized the situation on the screen with the three-dimensional image projected on Chen Tao's arm armor.He was grabbed by the cloak by two Kryptonians and hit the ground hard.

"no need to worry."

Chen Tao said.

Superman on the screen punched back even faster.

See, I just said Superman is okay.

Eat, drink, play, wait for Superman to solve everything, at most come up with ideas, don’t have to do it yourself, that’s his ideal in life~

Then Chen Tao tried to synchronize Bizarro Batman.

Anyway, it was only 3 minutes, so he really wanted to try the power of the Kryptonians.

[Synchronizing: Bizarro Batman]

【succeeded】

A gust of wind blew by, and the weird-looking Batman Auto disappeared in place.

Instead, a Bizarro Superman in a Batman suit with a smiley face on his chest.

His eyes shone with wisdom.

"Bissaro, get angry!"

(Everything Bizarro said was the opposite of normal people, he said "angry" actually means "happy")
Chen Tao, who synchronized with Bizarro's Batman, jumped three feet high in a foolish way: "Bizaro doesn't want friends at all!"

Then his super vision and hearing allowed him to see the three people who were still fighting each other in the distance.

Chen Tao immediately slapped his head.

"Bad, I don't even want to hug the good guys!" (Good, I want to beat the bad guys!)
Chen Tao, who synchronized with Bizarro's Batman, completely forgot the choice he made a few minutes ago to live for the rest of his life.

He kicked his feet on the ground, and with a bang, he flew crookedly towards the battlefield!

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"Good day, Your Excellency the General."

General Sam Lane walked into the conference room and saw the holograms of the others already in place.

Lex Luthor was sitting on his own sofa, waving at him.

"Hi, I'm Donald Wilson." Your Excellency the President is a rather thin middle-aged man, he sat on the main seat: "Sam, let's make a long story short. I want to find out what happened now."

Sam wanted to say something, but was interrupted by the other party directly waving: "Let me ask a question first. Can nuclear bombs solve them?"

Luther tried not to sneer.

"I think it's almost impossible." Sam answered the question very seriously, with a serious expression on his face: "Even if it can be done, it must not be done."

"Ha, that's ridiculous." Then he heard someone from the holographic projection next to him say, "Don't you know about Gotham?"

"This nuclear bomb, a civilian vigilante like Batman can touch it, but we can't touch it?"

Sam frowned, and didn't refute the other party immediately, but the other party became more energetic instead.

His Excellency Wilson raised his hands and signaled the other party to continue with his eyes.

"I heard that a nuclear weapon was sent out of outer space by Batman to explode. In this day and age, nuclear weapons are as common as firecrackers. But our intelligence agencies are like blind and deaf people who don't know what to ask."

The congressman spoke and pointed the finger at Colonel Steve Trevor and Amanda Waller who stood there as door gods.

"You two—"

Colonel Steve Trevor didn't speak, but Amanda Waller rolled her eyes:
"Please pay attention to your words, Mr. Robertson. If you dislike this, you can also dislike it. You can come up and try yourself. I guarantee that Batman will appear at your door at night."

"You are talking..."

"Ahem..." His Excellency Wilson coughed twice, and brought the topic back on track: "We are not talking about Batman now, at least he will help the security of Gotham..."

He spread his hands and said: "If the state government can tolerate him, then we will have no objection. What we are going to talk about now is aliens and interstellar things. Don't digress."

As soon as Wilson, who was sitting on the main seat, opened his mouth, the members of the assembly immediately died down.He said: "No matter how you say it, we are facing a completely new and unknown civilization. If you can destroy them directly from the body, why not?"

Everyone present was silent.Senator Robertson said very well, but he has been avoiding one of the most critical questions:
What if it can't be destroyed?
"Mr. Lex Luthor made us a brand new kryptonite armor." General Sam said: "John Cobain can drive it and practice the will of the country."

He said:
"According to experiments, green kryptonite can weaken the power of Kryptonians, and we have already..."

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted again.

"So that's all?" A member of parliament said: "What about those parasitic demons? Since you want to do something, why don't you use all your strength?"

Sam frowned, and he replied directly: "Those monsters called parasites are a group of monsters that cannot control themselves. They are endlessly pursuing appetite. We can't control them at all, although their lifespan It's only been 30 minutes, but I still don't think unleashing something beyond our control is something that a sane person would do."

"...We can evacuate the surrounding residents, and then throw these beasts out, let them consume the Kryptonians..."

"...We can't control their behavior at all..."

"I object, haven't you read the materials sent to you?! What's the difference between releasing these monsters and directly detonating nuclear bombs in the city..."

"Okay, be quiet, everyone." Finally, Wilson, who was sitting in the main seat, came out to smooth things over. He turned his head and looked at Lex Luthor, who had never been involved in the discussion since just now:

"Mr. Luther, our excellent inventor, frankly speaking, I am more inclined to adopt your opinion."

Luther looked hesitant.

"Well, although I fully agree with this congressman regarding the threat of aliens, I always have reservations about the use of parasitic demons."

"I'm a law-abiding citizen and I don't release what I can't control," Luther said.

Luther said righteously, "After all, I'm a good person."

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"Put me down!"

Jason Todd watched Ms. Shiva who had just died open her eyes and quickly got off his back, feeling her brain stop spinning.

"Fake...fake death?"

"Yeah! That's right!" Ms. Siwa said, "This is a victory in martial arts!"

(End of this chapter)