What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 138 Give Jason a Little Laughing Bat Shock
"No, I'm going to kill. I'll just step on my horse and kill, kill, kill."

Jason's eyes lingered on the lower half of Batman Bruce Wayne's weather-beaten face.

At this moment, on this face that should have only a calm and resolute expression, there is a distorted smile, grinning from the corner of the mouth to the ears.

How did Batman become like this... Am I dreaming?

Taking advantage of Jason's moment of loss of consciousness, Batman snatched another gun from his waist, and then the opponent twisted around and escaped from his grasp.

Batman just held Jason's gun in his hand and laughed wildly.

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

It's endless to pretend, isn't it?

Jason took a breath, then said:
"Look, Bruce, I'm touched that you killed the Joker, but you don't have to put on this..."

But before he could finish his sentence, he saw Batman sneak out another four or five unconscious people in prison uniforms from another secret door.

"Hey, Jason! Did you see these gifts I gave you? I'm worried that two clowns are not enough for you to kill, and you can't kill people with guns, which is indeed less interesting.

So I also brought them.They are all serious criminals who have been sentenced to life without parole. Most of them are hopeless scum, and they can be killed casually with guns. "

"Stop it, Bruce."

Jason said: "Even if you kill the clown, I believe you won't become a murderer. I'm not angry anymore, you don't need to do this anymore."

"Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh—"

But Batman acted like he didn't hear him.The other party hummed a song, held a gun, walked half a circle around the prisoners in an extremely arrogant posture, and then——

boom!
Without warning, he shot one of the comatose criminals in the stomach. This shot woke him up from deep shock, and he screamed:
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Immediately after the severe pain hit, he couldn't speak a word immediately, and rolled on the ground with his stomach in his arms, screaming incessantly.

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The sudden gunshot made Jason jump up in fright. He couldn't believe his eyes: "Wardfalke, Batman, you really fucking play—"

But before he finished speaking, he saw Batman pointing the gun at the prisoner's head.

boom!
Clang!
The blade that was unsheathed in an instant narrowly hit the flames from the muzzle of the gun. Jason maintained the movement of splitting the bullet with the dagger, and cold sweat soaked his back in an instant.

He grabbed Batman by the collar.

"You're crazy! You don't know if I can split the bullet and save him! If I'm slow to react, he'll be shot in the head by you! He should be tried by the law, not abused lynching! God, what are you doing? What to do? Do you take life as a joke?"

As soon as Jason finished speaking subconsciously, he felt something was wrong, and then his face collapsed.

"Great gift Shet. Awesome, now I'm Batman."

He resentfully let go of the other party.

Then he saw Batman raise his gun again.

Gan!
Jason didn't care to speak any more, and immediately rushed up to hug him.

"Don't kill me, I'm begging you. I'm really convinced."

"Hahahahahaha, I want to eat people!"

Batman laughed wildly, and fell ill in front of Jason. Jason felt terrified after seeing it.

"Don't be like this, be normal!"

"Jesus God, what's the matter?"

The prisoner who just woke up from shock and was shot for no reason looked confused:
"What's going on with this stepping horse? Am I not in prison?!"

And then he saw Batman—he was so hurt from being shot just now, he was so busy rolling on the ground, he didn't even notice who it was that rewarded him.

With his eyes focused, two muscular transvestites hugging each other appeared in front of him.

The prisoner immediately widened his eyes.

"I'm super, Batman!"

Then he looked at Red Hood, he didn't know each other.The two stared at each other.

Jason, who was holding Batman in his arms, stepped out quickly, kicked left, and hit the prisoner's neck with his toe, and the prisoner fainted gorgeously again.

Finally, after the two of them fought hand-to-hand for a long time, Jason snatched back his gun, snapped it in two with a creak, and threw it on the ground together with the first one that Batman bent just now.

He wiped the cold sweat off his brow.

"Enough." He said, "I will hand over these serious criminals to the police, and I will not privately—"

"I didn't grab these criminals from the street, I grabbed them from prison."

"Oh, then you don't need to hand it over to the police, just...wait what did you say???"

Batman's answer immediately raised his voice an octave.

"Did you snatch these criminals directly from the prison? This, this, this... Isn't this a prison robbery?"

Jason was heartbroken: "Where is the law? Has the authority of law enforcement agencies become waste paper? How can you do such a thing? What about your integrity? What about your persistence?"

Then he saw Batman chuckle slightly.

He said, "From the day those integrity and persistence took you from my side, there's no need for them to exist, Jason."

Jason felt like he was hit hard.

He was literally on the verge of passing out.

And he did fall to the ground with a plop.

"I must be dreaming," he said.

"But it's absolutely unquestionably true."

He heard Batman say to him, "If we can agree, I think we need to talk, Jason."

Chen Tao already knew that Jason could block the bullet that was shot at the forehead of a felon.Shooting bullets with a bat dart... chopping bullets with a knife... these operations have almost become a must-have skill for everyone in the Bat family.

"mortal"

Years of training have endowed Jason with a strong body. As long as he wants to, it is almost impossible to miss. What's more, Chen Tao hit the felon's stomach with the first shot, and then deliberately raised the gun at the second shot, pausing for half a second. Shooting again was giving Jason time to react and mentally preset.

And having said that, in fact...it doesn't matter if Jason misses, these serious criminals are not good people themselves, and they die as soon as they die.

Chen Tao would not intentionally kill them, but if Jason missed, it would be an accident, and it can only be said that these serious criminals were not good.

"What are you going to talk to me about, Bruce?"

Chen Tao looked at Jason's dazed look, and felt that the other party's IQ had dropped.

Chen Tao chatted with him for a long time, and used a lot of "You are my favorite Robin" and other charm skills again.

Finally, they finally got to the point.

"Now that we've all decided to work together to take down Bane and those Superman villains, let's talk about how you can backstab, betray, betray, and thrash your teammates."

After Chen Tao finished speaking, he suddenly realized that this kind of speech sounded like a villain, so he quickly explained: "For justice!"

As soon as he heard about selling his teammates, Jason immediately felt relieved.

He simply revealed Bain's next plan:
"Bane has already found Clark Kent, who often sticks with you, through the identity of Bruce Wayne, so the identity of the other party has been confirmed.

The time was too short, he didn't find out where Clark's hometown was, but he found out that Clark had a very affectionate girlfriend, Louis Lane, so he asked me to find out about Louis's commute to and from get off work, and tied him up so that he could go to Time to threaten Superman. "

Chen Tao stroked his chin.

It's the kidnapping of hostages again... Bane really won't change after repeated lessons.

Don't you intend to give up this traditional and old-fashioned way at all?

"I could get Louis Lane to travel from the inside and tell Bain I missed it."

Jason said: "I can also find a way to get a fake Louis Lane to fool Bain, you know, the kind of face deforming mud that caused the mud face to mutate back then. And..."

"No." Chen Tao told him, "Show him the real Louis first, and then we will arrange a replacement plan."

He warned Jason: "Be careful when kidnapping Louis, don't let her scream, otherwise, no matter where Superman is on the earth, he will come to rescue his girlfriend. You have to do it quietly. Make the other party faint, so that she has no chance to shout."

"Understood." Jason said.

Together the two of them hatched a plan to kidnap Louis for a while.

After finishing speaking, Chen Tao also felt a little weird.

Despite his well-planned plans, Louis was unlikely to be injured no matter what.But helping Jason plan the plan to kidnap Louis, is this another level of selling teammates?
Chen Tao fell into deep thought.

Then immediately shook his head.

Haha, how can this count as selling teammates?He's just working on his own plan, and accusing him of selling out his teammate or something is hilarious.

"Did Bane set a time for you to kidnap Louis?"

"Yes, he..."

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呲——

Full of sci-fi feel, the iron door weighing hundreds of kilograms was opened, and Blake and his subordinates, a total of 4 people, walked in together.

This is Lex Luthor's base 50 meters underground, covered in lead coatings.

It was the first time that Blake led his team to visit here.

"This place makes my worms sick."

"Beast Girl" Pamela Ferrer said.

She is a jewel thief, but an accident made her bond with a snake-like alien, which transformed her into a beast girl.

"It's usually not always like this." Another teammate of the four, the magic hat guest, said.

He is the only magician on the team and has no faults other than his penchant for drinking.

So at this moment, without any surprise, he smelled of alcohol, raised the bottle and took another two sips, then suddenly covered his mouth.

"Ugh..."

"If you dare to spit on the ground here and let all of us embarrass yourself with you, I will control you to slap yourself 100 times."

Blake was at the head of the group, followed by the big black "Cold Pouring."This big man with electronic power is the most playable character under Black's command.In his hand was a man who was as unconscious as a dead dog. It was the shapeshifter "Snakeskin" they had caught before.

They passed through several heavily guarded checkpoints, and the magic hat guest said: "Like the few checkpoints just now, I only need to move my fingers to pass."

"Enough, I know that." Blake answered him.

After going through several doors, they finally meet Lex Luthor in the Great Hall.

The other party was sitting in front of rows of huge computers, operating five or six computers at the same time, leaving only a bald head exposed on the top of the seat.

"I brought you the snakeskin, Luther."

But in the face of Black's voice, Luther did not answer immediately, he was immersed in the ocean of knowledge.

But even if he didn't even look at each other, a cage rose from the side in a cooperative manner.

Black made a nod, and the cold cast next to him put the unconscious snakeskin in the raised cage.

Black squinted at Snakeskin, and then said, "Good deal, Luther, it's time for you to honor your promise."

"I see, Black." Then he heard Luthor's voice.He saw the other person turned his head, his eyes contained a depth that he couldn't look directly at.

This aroused Blake's curiosity. He tried to use his psychic ability to connect to the other party, but it seemed to be connected to a black hole that was constantly flipping and collapsing.

"You can leave now," he heard Luther say.

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"Clark, today we're going to learn how to pretend to be a horrible villain. You first learn my movements."

Chen Tao said so, and then began to demonstrate to Clark.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

The corners of his mouth raised, and he let out a creepy laugh, and then stopped abruptly: "Have you learned it?"

"I learned."

Superman nodded, and then practiced: "Hahahahaha..."

"But seriously, why are we practicing this weird stuff?"

"It's always kind of weird," he said.

"You just practice first." Chen Tao told him: "Didn't you always worry about the extreme ideas of the Jiying League and their more and more supporters? One day you have to teach them what to do. It’s called countering violence with violence. It’s good to practice scaring people.”

"Okay." Superman was convinced, and he continued to practice obediently: "Hahahahahaha..."

"No, no, it should be a little sharper here, and the voice should be higher, it will be even more frightening..."

Soon, Superman has mastered the basic technique of laughing maniacally.

Then Superman mentions recent events:
"Oh, yes, the bat. Recently, Louis said that he always feels like someone is watching him quietly."

Chen Tao felt a little guilty after hearing this.He tried his best to control his heartbeat without changing.It can only be said that he really deserves to be a reporter man. Even if Jason didn't leak his whereabouts, did the other party still intuitively feel the existence of the red hood?

But Superman didn't doubt his mentor at all, Chen Tao just laughed and fooled him.

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"Red Hood, you did a good job."

Bain looked at Louis Lane who was tied to the chair with satisfaction.

then……

He raised a bucket of water and poured it on the opponent's head.

Louis was drenched in water, even though his mouth was gagged, he still howled angrily.

"Um, what are you doing?" Red Hood was a little confused.

"Test whether the other party is Mudface." Bane answered him.

(End of this chapter)