What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 141 Large Muddy Face Scam
When Superman arrives at the Batbase, he looks a bit panicked.

"Batman, I've been looking for Louis for half an hour, but..."

Superman paused, because he saw three identical Louis squatting in the Batcave, and when he saw him barging in, he turned his head to look at him in unison.

Superman:!
He turned his head mechanically, and saw a "road" monster with the head and face of Louis, but the body of a man, walking from the side with a plate of sandwiches, and uttered Louis's nice female voice as he walked: " Need something, Master Superman?"

"Alfred?"

Superman asked in a low voice.

"It's me." Then he heard the "road" leader say: "Oh, I'm sorry to appear in front of you with this face."

Then he saw that the other party put the plate in his hand and rubbed it on his face for a while, and when he put his hand down, Clark was horrified to see that the other party turned into his own face.

"What the ****?!"

"what?"

The man with Clark's head on his head looked at him in a puzzled manner, then he took out a small mirror from his chest to look at his face, then turned his head and said to the other three "Louis" standing there:
"Master Muddy Face, didn't you promise to return to normal after rubbing your face?"

"Oh, sorry, Alfred." Then Clark saw one of the three Louises replying.

He snapped his fingers, and "Alfred" rubbed his face, and soon, a lot of brownish-yellow soil was rubbed out on his cheeks. These soils seemed to be alive, crawling on the ground Jumping and crawling back into the body of that Louis, it disappeared as if mixed into a larger lump of soil.

"Oh, muddy surface, right?" Clark scratched his head.

"What experiments are you doing—" But he interrupted himself immediately, saying:

"Leave this alone, listen to me, something serious has happened! Louis was captured by the villain..."

He hurriedly flew over from the corridor, landed in front of the three Louises, and was a little dizzy: "Which of you is Batman?"

One of the three Louises was full of sweetness. Seeing Clark's stupid look, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Superman could clearly use clairvoyance to see it, but he looks like a goose, and he hasn't remembered it until now.

"Pfft!"

Superman turned his head and saw Alfred throwing the tray, he laughed, then wiped his face with his hand, and then rubbed it down on his body.

More tan dirt fell off his body, and "Alfred" turned into Batman right in front of Superman.

The big lump of mud turned into a mud-faced head stretched out some mud-turned jointed limbs from its neck, and then climbed into the palm of Batman, singing and dancing happily in his palm, cheering loudly:

"Okay! You play well, you play well, you play croak!"

Superman decisively opened his clairvoyant eyes.

The next second, he appeared next to one of the three Luis: "Louis! It's great that you're fine!"

Chen Tao came from the corridor: "We have been discussing how to deal with the current situation. Finally, we came to the conclusion that perhaps destroying the villains' sense of security is the most useful method."

As Chen Tao walked, he attached that lump of muddy face to his head.

In an instant, his head became a trash can.

Real trash cans, green and even stained, with yellow rails.

"I've always just had clay faces attached to those metal robot skeletons. It's so unimaginative."

Clarke heard him say, "We can definitely use it in more ways. You see, it's covered in my face, and it doesn't prevent it from being turned into other things, like a basketball."

Chen Tao wiped his face, and the trash can turned into a basketball.A living man with a basketball head on his head was walking up and down the hallway when he accidentally slammed into the wall.

"There's something wrong with not having eyes, but if the mud surface conjures something—"

Chen Tao patted the basketball, and a rooster grew out of the basketball.

"Eyes, oh—he's working fine."

"It can become almost anything, anyone..."

Chen Tao wiped his face again: "Volleyball, football, toy cars, even mahjong tiles..."

"Everyone you've ever met..."

As he wiped it on his face, his head kept turning into different things, and finally settled on a huge mahjong tile.

There are two large characters on it:
Red!

"The only downside is that it has to be bigger than your head, or your face will leak through it."

Chen Tao peeled off the muddy face from his own face, and said with some regret.

"Seriously, Batman, I've been in a daze until now, what on earth are you trying to do?" Superman only felt his head buzzing, and hugged his own Louis tightly in fright.

——After scanning twice with the clairvoyant eye quietly.

Well, that's right.It was his Louis, not Mudface.

What am I here for?

Oh, yes, I came to find Louis, and now Louis has been found.

Clark suddenly realized that it was Batman who kidnapped Louis.

"Lucius invented a device based on the technology of the Mad Hatter that weaves memories. Did you realize that? When we combined the two, a near-perfect dummy was born! You If you cut him, Clay can pretend to be bleeding, but if you use your psychic ability to spy on the memory of the other party, you will only find fake ones."

"It's almost impossible to see through the camouflage of the mud surface unless you pour it over with water or take a blood test."

"So you understand?"

Clark was still a little dazed: "Know what?"

He felt that he should condemn the other party's behavior of tying up his relatives and friends before the villain, but he didn't know how to speak.

Chen Tao explained to him the betting handicap planned by Bain for a while.

The other two "Louises" also changed back to their original forms, Clayface himself and Red Hood.

Then Chen Tao pressed a button on the big screen, and Clark immediately recognized that this was Louis' home.

Do Do Do Do!
There was a knock on the door on the screen.

"Ah, what a coincidence, Clark, there just happened to be a newcomer."

On the screen, Louis put down his apron, and as soon as he opened the door, several men in black rushed in. Without saying a word, he sprayed a large cloud of mist on the face of "Louis", and then quickly put it into a black sack moved away.

"This is the third mud-faced Louis captured today." Clark looked at the people on the screen dully.

"They...they are..."

"The first one who wanted to catch Louis was Bain. He had suffered from muddy faces before, so it's not easy to fool him. When the time comes, the inspection will definitely take water." Chen Tao said: "So I sent him a The real one passed, and then the civet cat was replaced by the prince and returned."

He continued: "The second one is probably Luthor. This guy was messing around again, and then grabbed a muddy surface and went back."

"The third one is like Amanda, I guess it's a protective detention."

Chen Tao said: "Seriously, Clark, you can't just let Louis take your photos all the time, it's too eye-catching."

"I was wrong." Superman admitted: "I did bring some threats to Louis, I'm sorry. There will be no next time." He turned his head and said this to Louis.

And Louis directly kissed him back: "Your photo has given me a promotion and salary increase. If possible, I would be happy to have it all to myself. This is the danger of my choice, and you don't have to blame yourself for it. "

"All in all, this bad behavior of catching superhero relatives and friends at every turn must be suppressed, so I plan to play a big one this time."

Chen Tao said: "The point is to destroy the villains' trust in what they see."

He pulled Superman to the side of the screen. "Bane will definitely guess that we will switch identities, so I'm going to play a little trick."

As soon as Chen Tao stretched out his hand, the muddy face jumped onto his arm, and quickly covered his upper body. Batman immediately turned into a superman.

"First of all, superficially, I am Superman."

Then Chen Tao grabbed the curly hair on his head.With a violent yank, a layer of mud surface was pulled off like a hood, and turned into Batman: "Actually, I am Batman."

Then he yanks off another layer and becomes Superman, and another layer and becomes Batman.

"Then, when he wanted to use Louis, the Louis who was checked repeatedly by him would definitely not be muddy..."

Chen Tao clicked his tongue.

"Essentially, it destroys his sense of trust. After repeating this twice, Bane will no longer be able to believe what he sees with his own eyes."

"Clayface is a wolf story. We were so unimaginative about him," he said.

"Think about it, from today onwards, the villains will walk into the convenience store to buy a cup of coffee, but then buy a cup of poison, lie on the ground in pain and complain of a stomachache, and then the clerk suddenly wipes his hand on his face and tells him that he is mud Face……"

"The villains found a beautiful girl, spent a lot of money on her, and finally hugged each other. Then, the beautiful girl they liked the most suddenly turned into a muddy face..."

"I made an appointment with someone to rob, and then when I got there, I found that the superhero was waiting for him, and the villain was fighting to the death, and then turned to look at his teammates, and the other party slapped and turned into a mud face..."

"Okay!" Mu Nian heard this, and was almost on the verge of an orgasm.

He himself is a severe performance addict, strictly speaking, it is a kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder and extremely serious mental illness. He gets pleasure from pretending to be others, and he never tires of it.

Every time he pretends to be someone else, the relatives and friends of the person he plays will completely regard him as that person and know nothing about him because of his superb acting skills, and he will secretly enjoy himself and fly to the sky.

In order to make it more difficult for himself, he would often do things that the original owner would not do, and then use his acting skills to convince his relatives and friends that it was really done by the original owner under the suspicious eyes of his relatives and friends. Excited.

For example, when he played Robin before, he made various actions in the city that were impossible with Robin's physical fitness, and then said something as Robin, "Lifting a car is a small meaning, which is a bit exaggerated, medium meaning! ", and then used his acting skills to convince everyone that "every generation of Robin can lift a car, it's not a big deal".

It's not that no one raised doubts during the period, but they were all fooled by his superb line skills.

After a long period of practice, people in the metropolis now regard Robin's ability to lift a car as a very common and obvious fact.

All of this is a recognition of his acting skills, which gave him a great sense of accomplishment!
But this time Batman taught him that he can be so cool.

He suddenly realized that the real recognition of his acting skills was not the time when he was cheated by him, but the unbelievable expression on the other party's face after he revealed his true identity.

This is the ultimate recognition of his acting skills!
He was almost overwhelmed by the great sense of accomplishment that he had just fooled Clark alone, let alone other people?
"Red Hood gave Black my kryptonite powered armor robot, and I secretly replaced the kryptonite in the center of the thing's heart with an iron ball coated with fluorescent powder."

Chen Tao said, "You don't have to worry at all."

He pointed to the Red Hood: "The Red Hood is one of our people, and he will guarantee that he will leave a back door on all the weapons aimed at you."

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People are always so weird.

Bane the man.

As Batman's most dangerous foe besides the Joker, he's got everyone to his feet, not just the villains.

Whether it is intelligence or force, he is fully capable of becoming a Justice League level threat, like Wanda Savage, Lex Luthor, Joker, Black Manta, Gorilla Grodd, Sinestro, etc. blah blah blah.

But like the Flash's strongest villain "Captain Cold" except Gorilla Grodd, he always confines his behavior mode and circles around in a city forever.

"Frankly speaking, Bane, I admire you very much. You have shown quite a strong ability, and some people even call this quality a genius... You have turned your name into a weapon by yourself. synonym."

Bain quietly heard Luther's voice coming into his ears:

"What's interesting is, you only want this... a Gotham?"

"Why is that all?"

"Why are you satisfied with this?"

"Why is there a contract?"

what……

Maybe someone can guess.

Although Bane has the ability to win big in any corner of the earth, capable of defeating all opponents he can find...

But... what was he never conquered?

Who brought him a failure that made him unforgettable?
Bane opened his eyes.

"You can have my help with your plans, Luther."

Bane bowed his head.

"And Batman, it's mine."

"I know, I know, you're going to break his back."

Luther said.

"Still nothing new."

(End of this chapter)