What bad thoughts can Batman have?
Chapter 143 Unlucky, it's all muddy noodles
Chapter 143 Unlucky, it's all muddy noodles
Superman was beaten by countless bat-type villains with kryptonite and fell to the ground.
Bombshell scratched his head, looking at Bane standing on the top of the distant rooftop in a little bewilderment.
He originally brought his own dry food to participate in this gamble for the honor of the bat-type villain, but Bane told them about Black before they started the gamble, and asked them to catch Black as well.
He agreed. After all, Black, a superhero who is more extreme than Superman, is also a threat to them. If it can be solved, it is equivalent to being better than the villains of the Superman series. It is definitely a point worth bragging about.
But he never expected that Superman would already kneel down before the fake match was completed.
Is the opponent really that weak?
Although Bane asked them to play a fake match to induce Black, he didn't ask them to surrender after killing him.
At least at this time they have the upper hand and beat Superman.It's all done like this, isn't it a bit too insulting to IQ to fall to the ground now?
But then again.
Superman's reaction to kryptonite is beyond their imagination...
If Superman can be dealt with at this point—
Then he looked around again.
Without Blake, the world was silent.
Has the other party not been drawn out yet?But that's all right, they've beaten Superman, not even hard.
The continuous sound of beatings gradually subsided, and several bat-type villains equipped with various kryptonite weapons looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Why did you stop?" Bombshell, who was still thinking, turned his head: "Beat Superman unconscious before—"
Then they saw Superman standing up from the ground.
Bombshell stared blankly at the kryptonite in his hand.He held it up and shone a green light on Superman's head.
"Superman is afraid of kryptonite, you should..."
Then he saw Superman walking in front of him, and in a blink of his eyes, Kryptonite was in Superman's hands.
"Kryptonite?" He saw Superman weigh the Kryptonite in his hand, and then sighed: "Well, I have to admit a fact."
Bombshell is a bit sluggish.
"Actually, I'm not afraid of kryptonite."
what?
what are you saying?
Then he saw Superman weighed the kryptonite twice in his hand, then put it into his mouth, like biting a cake, he bit off a piece with a bang, and spit it out on the ground with a puff.
"Joke, kryptonite is just the most common stone on my planet. Are you afraid of a stone on the side of the road?"
"you you……"
"Oh, it's all pretend, you know." Bombshell saw Superman pat his head: "You know, they are all afraid of me, and giving them a false weakness will help harmony."
He spread his hands: "But to be honest, I feel a little tired recently. You guys, one by one, ran up and jumped in front of me with kryptonite, as if you could beat me if you got this thing."
The other party's eyes lit up red:
"So...are you ready to be beaten up by me?"
Bombshell looked at the kryptonite that had been bitten into two on the ground, and immediately believed what the other party said.
He heaved a sigh of relief for no reason: things have finally developed in the direction Bain explained.He should have surrendered right away, then waited for Black to come on stage, then sat and watched the two of them fight, and then waited for work like Bane said.
But then his face froze. The reason why these characters can fight Superman evenly is because of that small green stone.
If kryptonite doesn't work against Superman, how are they going to do it against Superman?
Bane's eyes dropped.
You can be sure, this is Batman, just dressed as Superman.
You see, from just now until now, at most he only had red lights in his eyes, but he never used his thermal vision once.
He pressed his finger to the headset, and Red Hood's voice came from inside: "Bane, Mr. Bones and our shock chick have been defeated by Batman. It didn't even take a single effort."
On the other end of the phone, Red Hood threw another liquid bomb at the live wire that had already collapsed on the ground.
Just now, he used the props he prepared in advance to attack his teammates.It was so easy that even Jason was a little excited.
God knows why - maybe the blood of attacking teammates runs in the blood of the Bat-family.
The live wire suddenly twitched.
On the other side, the Atomic Skeleton hand was glued to the center of a huge metal cube behind a stripped-off exoskeleton armor.
The energy in his body was continuously absorbed like water flowing from a high place to a low place, making him howl.
With a bang, our skeleton Mr. Collapsed to the ground with a look of exhaustion.All his energy was drained, his inspiration, his wisdom, his courage, and he lay on the ground like a shriveled salted fish.
Red Hood looked aside.The silver banshee was stunned by her howling, and the criminal nicknamed the prisoner was tied up with her own chains.
As for Shark King—frankly speaking, Red Hood doesn’t think he’s the villain of Superman at all, but Nanawi, who had a good chat with Red Hood in the bar, still followed him loyally, just to help his friends.
So now he accidentally drank the bat shark repellant spray given to him by his good friend Red Hood, and he lay on the ground and slept like a big baby.
"That's right, Bain, I didn't make a move, and I survived now. What, you asked Ms. Siwa how?"
Jason looked at Siwa who was tied up and gagged next to him with a guilty conscience.
"It's over, Bane. He's not Batman's all-in-one enemy at all. The other party is too terrifying. I don't think he's Batman at all!"
Siwa struggled on the ground twice, but Batman with quick eyes and quick hands covered her mouth, and Pei Ran squeezed her jaw and throat violently, so that she didn't even utter a muffled groan.
"I'll try, I'll definitely find a way to save them, no problem, I think I can do it. Let me try... ok, Bane. Black isn't here. Hmm. Mmm. Don't worry, say Maybe I can bring Superman's villains to help you!"
"Uh, uh, bye."
Jason hung up the phone, and he removed the cloth from Ms. Siwa's mouth.
"You are severing yourself from the dark world, my stupid disciple." Siwa said with a gloomy expression, "From today onwards, no one will believe you anymore, and you will be hunted down by the entire dark world... as a traitor !"
Jason was silent.
Teacher Xiwa is right. Today he backstabs almost every teammate. Unless he kills all the people here, the reputation of the red hood will be spread. 【Red Hood】This Identity can no longer be used in the dark world.
But... this is normal.
Jason and Siwa looked at each other.
Ms. Shiva's eyes were cold.
Then she saw the "Red Hood" on the opposite side suddenly burst out laughing.
He clapped his hands happily like a three-year-old child, jumping up and down around himself who was tied like a rice dumpling.
"Hey! She believed it, she believed it!"
"I laughed so hard, she really believed it!"
Ms. Shiva was confused by the other's epileptic behavior: "Are you...are you crazy?"
Then in the next second, she saw the opponent wipe his hand on his face and swipe his head, and it turned into a mahjong tile!
Gan!
Looking at this strange scene, the hairs on the body of the martial arts master who has experienced many battles stand on end.
She saw that the other party wiped her face again, and then swiped it to become Luthor, Batman, and Superman again. The speed of change was so fast that it switched repeatedly like a lantern until it became a blur The afterimage finally turned into the brown-yellow replying face of the clay-faced man.
The other side clapped their hands and laughed.
"Wrong, it's clay noodles!"
Ms. Shiva immediately understood the situation.She gasped. It turned out that the red hood had been replaced by the clay-faced man before the battle started.
When exactly was this...how exactly was this done?
Then he saw Red Hood clap his hands, and one muddy face after another came out of the corner.
As they walked, they were changing their bodies.The Silver Banshee, King Shark, the Atomic Skull, the Living Wire, and her Lady Shiva herself...
When they stood in front of Ms. Siwa, they had become exactly the same as those villains lying on the ground.
Ms. Shiva even saw the muddy face that turned into a living wire raised its hand and released a wave of electric waves toward the ground——Damn it, this should be a unique ability of the live wire. Can this be imitated?
"Guys, let's capture them all and keep them company with the real Red Hood," Jason said.
For some reason, Jason felt great about calling himself Mudface and cheating.
Great!
Heck, he might even feel a little addicted.
Under the help of all the "people", one villain after another was quickly carried into the invisible bat-plane that appeared from the corner.
Every villain likes to mention a pair of silver handcuffs, which are put into a special transparent cage.
When Ms. Shiva saw the "Red Hood" opposite her, she immediately became more certain of her opinion.
She heard the "fake" red hood outside say to the clay-faced villains, "Okay, we're going to help Bane then."
"Everyone must help our boss sincerely!"
Ms. Shiva shook her head.
She silently mourned for Bane.
……
……
……
"Oh, busy day, isn't it?"
Luther picked up a cup of coffee and sat in front of various large and small monitors.
"A long day filled with familiar old foes and unfamiliar foes from other cities."
"But you know, Snakeskin. Superman always takes everybody down. Everyone. One, two, three."
"And Batman, Batman knows everything. He's always ready for anything, he never seems to miss, doesn't he?"
"They joined forces to save all those innocent, unsuspecting, living targets."
"I'm not interested in that, Luther."
On the screen, "Louis Lane" folded his arms: "I know what you guys behind the scenes are looking for me to do. But I must warn you that if you screw things up, it's not my fault."
"I told you I don't have the ability to change my DNA anymore, that's why I've been a shape-shifting villain for so many years, but my business is far inferior to Mudface, and most people don't even know me."
"Even if you find such a place that looks like Batman's secret base, and then turn me into Louis Lane to attract Superman, but he can see that my DNA is different from Louis Lane, you know, He's clairvoyant. The scam has no chance of success."
"Tsk, that innocent boy doesn't know anything about the real world, doesn't he? Unlike you and me."
But Luther didn't seem to hear what Snakeskin was saying at all, he was completely immersed in his own world.
"I intend to show Superman the truth of the world. Superman hinders the development of mankind and thinks he is a safety net, he thinks he is the patriarch of all mankind. What a hypocrite, let a body that is envied by a completely different race—" He seemed a little excited .
"He reads words, and whenever he thinks a hero should cry, he will shed artificial tears. He smiles just like us, and frowns like us, but now, I want him to feel the daily life of human beings. Everything that goes through—feeling human pain—even if it’s fake pain.”
"And this will ultimately prove—"
Luther raised his arm: "Superman is not human!"
He said: "I have to admit that Batman's hat-trick was very effective, so I couldn't find the real position of Louis Lane at all. Frankly speaking, it would be better if today's big drama was starring the real Louis. OK, but if she can't be found, I can find a replacement just as well."
"I said Luther, I can't change the DNA, so Superman can see me at a glance-heck, if it weren't for the money you gave me, I wouldn't risk being killed by Superman -"
"Do not talk."
Then he heard Luther say to him:
"Can't you just be quiet?"
For the sake of money, Shepi closed his mouth.
"You are a deformable villain, I know. You distort your body and muscles through mimicry, but you are powerless at the genetic level. But why do you think I have to do so many experiments on you?"
"Your experiments have no effect at all, and I still can't change my DNA. Your experiments failed Luther, but you still threw me here." Shepi said.
"No, no, my experiment did not fail. You made a mistake, Snakeskin. I don't need you to have the ability to change DNA. I just need you to have the ability to change your DNA to be exactly the same as Louis Lane ability will do.”
"Actually, if time permits, I would prefer to use Louis Lane's clone, but the time is too tight and the embryo cannot fully develop, so I can only reluctantly use you."
Snakepi didn't understand.
"Come on, Luther, you've said all that and I still can't... wait, what did you do to me?"
He suddenly clutched his neck and fell to the ground weakly.Struggling for air like a drowning fish.
Usually when he loses the ability to resist, his shape-shifting ability will fail, but it doesn't at this moment.
He still maintains the shape of Louis Lane.
"All I need is the body of Louis Lane. You see, my friend, it's much simpler now, isn't it?"
"My genetic modification of you, so that your DNA can completely become Luis's appearance, maybe this is an enhancement of your superpowers, but obviously, this enhancement will kill you. But this is not true for me. never mind."
Luther took a sip of his coffee, quietly watching the snakeskin on the screen lose his breath.
"Anyway, all I need is a fake corpse good enough to fool Superman."
"You came at the right moment, Snakeskin."
(End of this chapter)
Superman was beaten by countless bat-type villains with kryptonite and fell to the ground.
Bombshell scratched his head, looking at Bane standing on the top of the distant rooftop in a little bewilderment.
He originally brought his own dry food to participate in this gamble for the honor of the bat-type villain, but Bane told them about Black before they started the gamble, and asked them to catch Black as well.
He agreed. After all, Black, a superhero who is more extreme than Superman, is also a threat to them. If it can be solved, it is equivalent to being better than the villains of the Superman series. It is definitely a point worth bragging about.
But he never expected that Superman would already kneel down before the fake match was completed.
Is the opponent really that weak?
Although Bane asked them to play a fake match to induce Black, he didn't ask them to surrender after killing him.
At least at this time they have the upper hand and beat Superman.It's all done like this, isn't it a bit too insulting to IQ to fall to the ground now?
But then again.
Superman's reaction to kryptonite is beyond their imagination...
If Superman can be dealt with at this point—
Then he looked around again.
Without Blake, the world was silent.
Has the other party not been drawn out yet?But that's all right, they've beaten Superman, not even hard.
The continuous sound of beatings gradually subsided, and several bat-type villains equipped with various kryptonite weapons looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Why did you stop?" Bombshell, who was still thinking, turned his head: "Beat Superman unconscious before—"
Then they saw Superman standing up from the ground.
Bombshell stared blankly at the kryptonite in his hand.He held it up and shone a green light on Superman's head.
"Superman is afraid of kryptonite, you should..."
Then he saw Superman walking in front of him, and in a blink of his eyes, Kryptonite was in Superman's hands.
"Kryptonite?" He saw Superman weigh the Kryptonite in his hand, and then sighed: "Well, I have to admit a fact."
Bombshell is a bit sluggish.
"Actually, I'm not afraid of kryptonite."
what?
what are you saying?
Then he saw Superman weighed the kryptonite twice in his hand, then put it into his mouth, like biting a cake, he bit off a piece with a bang, and spit it out on the ground with a puff.
"Joke, kryptonite is just the most common stone on my planet. Are you afraid of a stone on the side of the road?"
"you you……"
"Oh, it's all pretend, you know." Bombshell saw Superman pat his head: "You know, they are all afraid of me, and giving them a false weakness will help harmony."
He spread his hands: "But to be honest, I feel a little tired recently. You guys, one by one, ran up and jumped in front of me with kryptonite, as if you could beat me if you got this thing."
The other party's eyes lit up red:
"So...are you ready to be beaten up by me?"
Bombshell looked at the kryptonite that had been bitten into two on the ground, and immediately believed what the other party said.
He heaved a sigh of relief for no reason: things have finally developed in the direction Bain explained.He should have surrendered right away, then waited for Black to come on stage, then sat and watched the two of them fight, and then waited for work like Bane said.
But then his face froze. The reason why these characters can fight Superman evenly is because of that small green stone.
If kryptonite doesn't work against Superman, how are they going to do it against Superman?
Bane's eyes dropped.
You can be sure, this is Batman, just dressed as Superman.
You see, from just now until now, at most he only had red lights in his eyes, but he never used his thermal vision once.
He pressed his finger to the headset, and Red Hood's voice came from inside: "Bane, Mr. Bones and our shock chick have been defeated by Batman. It didn't even take a single effort."
On the other end of the phone, Red Hood threw another liquid bomb at the live wire that had already collapsed on the ground.
Just now, he used the props he prepared in advance to attack his teammates.It was so easy that even Jason was a little excited.
God knows why - maybe the blood of attacking teammates runs in the blood of the Bat-family.
The live wire suddenly twitched.
On the other side, the Atomic Skeleton hand was glued to the center of a huge metal cube behind a stripped-off exoskeleton armor.
The energy in his body was continuously absorbed like water flowing from a high place to a low place, making him howl.
With a bang, our skeleton Mr. Collapsed to the ground with a look of exhaustion.All his energy was drained, his inspiration, his wisdom, his courage, and he lay on the ground like a shriveled salted fish.
Red Hood looked aside.The silver banshee was stunned by her howling, and the criminal nicknamed the prisoner was tied up with her own chains.
As for Shark King—frankly speaking, Red Hood doesn’t think he’s the villain of Superman at all, but Nanawi, who had a good chat with Red Hood in the bar, still followed him loyally, just to help his friends.
So now he accidentally drank the bat shark repellant spray given to him by his good friend Red Hood, and he lay on the ground and slept like a big baby.
"That's right, Bain, I didn't make a move, and I survived now. What, you asked Ms. Siwa how?"
Jason looked at Siwa who was tied up and gagged next to him with a guilty conscience.
"It's over, Bane. He's not Batman's all-in-one enemy at all. The other party is too terrifying. I don't think he's Batman at all!"
Siwa struggled on the ground twice, but Batman with quick eyes and quick hands covered her mouth, and Pei Ran squeezed her jaw and throat violently, so that she didn't even utter a muffled groan.
"I'll try, I'll definitely find a way to save them, no problem, I think I can do it. Let me try... ok, Bane. Black isn't here. Hmm. Mmm. Don't worry, say Maybe I can bring Superman's villains to help you!"
"Uh, uh, bye."
Jason hung up the phone, and he removed the cloth from Ms. Siwa's mouth.
"You are severing yourself from the dark world, my stupid disciple." Siwa said with a gloomy expression, "From today onwards, no one will believe you anymore, and you will be hunted down by the entire dark world... as a traitor !"
Jason was silent.
Teacher Xiwa is right. Today he backstabs almost every teammate. Unless he kills all the people here, the reputation of the red hood will be spread. 【Red Hood】This Identity can no longer be used in the dark world.
But... this is normal.
Jason and Siwa looked at each other.
Ms. Shiva's eyes were cold.
Then she saw the "Red Hood" on the opposite side suddenly burst out laughing.
He clapped his hands happily like a three-year-old child, jumping up and down around himself who was tied like a rice dumpling.
"Hey! She believed it, she believed it!"
"I laughed so hard, she really believed it!"
Ms. Shiva was confused by the other's epileptic behavior: "Are you...are you crazy?"
Then in the next second, she saw the opponent wipe his hand on his face and swipe his head, and it turned into a mahjong tile!
Gan!
Looking at this strange scene, the hairs on the body of the martial arts master who has experienced many battles stand on end.
She saw that the other party wiped her face again, and then swiped it to become Luthor, Batman, and Superman again. The speed of change was so fast that it switched repeatedly like a lantern until it became a blur The afterimage finally turned into the brown-yellow replying face of the clay-faced man.
The other side clapped their hands and laughed.
"Wrong, it's clay noodles!"
Ms. Shiva immediately understood the situation.She gasped. It turned out that the red hood had been replaced by the clay-faced man before the battle started.
When exactly was this...how exactly was this done?
Then he saw Red Hood clap his hands, and one muddy face after another came out of the corner.
As they walked, they were changing their bodies.The Silver Banshee, King Shark, the Atomic Skull, the Living Wire, and her Lady Shiva herself...
When they stood in front of Ms. Siwa, they had become exactly the same as those villains lying on the ground.
Ms. Shiva even saw the muddy face that turned into a living wire raised its hand and released a wave of electric waves toward the ground——Damn it, this should be a unique ability of the live wire. Can this be imitated?
"Guys, let's capture them all and keep them company with the real Red Hood," Jason said.
For some reason, Jason felt great about calling himself Mudface and cheating.
Great!
Heck, he might even feel a little addicted.
Under the help of all the "people", one villain after another was quickly carried into the invisible bat-plane that appeared from the corner.
Every villain likes to mention a pair of silver handcuffs, which are put into a special transparent cage.
When Ms. Shiva saw the "Red Hood" opposite her, she immediately became more certain of her opinion.
She heard the "fake" red hood outside say to the clay-faced villains, "Okay, we're going to help Bane then."
"Everyone must help our boss sincerely!"
Ms. Shiva shook her head.
She silently mourned for Bane.
……
……
……
"Oh, busy day, isn't it?"
Luther picked up a cup of coffee and sat in front of various large and small monitors.
"A long day filled with familiar old foes and unfamiliar foes from other cities."
"But you know, Snakeskin. Superman always takes everybody down. Everyone. One, two, three."
"And Batman, Batman knows everything. He's always ready for anything, he never seems to miss, doesn't he?"
"They joined forces to save all those innocent, unsuspecting, living targets."
"I'm not interested in that, Luther."
On the screen, "Louis Lane" folded his arms: "I know what you guys behind the scenes are looking for me to do. But I must warn you that if you screw things up, it's not my fault."
"I told you I don't have the ability to change my DNA anymore, that's why I've been a shape-shifting villain for so many years, but my business is far inferior to Mudface, and most people don't even know me."
"Even if you find such a place that looks like Batman's secret base, and then turn me into Louis Lane to attract Superman, but he can see that my DNA is different from Louis Lane, you know, He's clairvoyant. The scam has no chance of success."
"Tsk, that innocent boy doesn't know anything about the real world, doesn't he? Unlike you and me."
But Luther didn't seem to hear what Snakeskin was saying at all, he was completely immersed in his own world.
"I intend to show Superman the truth of the world. Superman hinders the development of mankind and thinks he is a safety net, he thinks he is the patriarch of all mankind. What a hypocrite, let a body that is envied by a completely different race—" He seemed a little excited .
"He reads words, and whenever he thinks a hero should cry, he will shed artificial tears. He smiles just like us, and frowns like us, but now, I want him to feel the daily life of human beings. Everything that goes through—feeling human pain—even if it’s fake pain.”
"And this will ultimately prove—"
Luther raised his arm: "Superman is not human!"
He said: "I have to admit that Batman's hat-trick was very effective, so I couldn't find the real position of Louis Lane at all. Frankly speaking, it would be better if today's big drama was starring the real Louis. OK, but if she can't be found, I can find a replacement just as well."
"I said Luther, I can't change the DNA, so Superman can see me at a glance-heck, if it weren't for the money you gave me, I wouldn't risk being killed by Superman -"
"Do not talk."
Then he heard Luther say to him:
"Can't you just be quiet?"
For the sake of money, Shepi closed his mouth.
"You are a deformable villain, I know. You distort your body and muscles through mimicry, but you are powerless at the genetic level. But why do you think I have to do so many experiments on you?"
"Your experiments have no effect at all, and I still can't change my DNA. Your experiments failed Luther, but you still threw me here." Shepi said.
"No, no, my experiment did not fail. You made a mistake, Snakeskin. I don't need you to have the ability to change DNA. I just need you to have the ability to change your DNA to be exactly the same as Louis Lane ability will do.”
"Actually, if time permits, I would prefer to use Louis Lane's clone, but the time is too tight and the embryo cannot fully develop, so I can only reluctantly use you."
Snakepi didn't understand.
"Come on, Luther, you've said all that and I still can't... wait, what did you do to me?"
He suddenly clutched his neck and fell to the ground weakly.Struggling for air like a drowning fish.
Usually when he loses the ability to resist, his shape-shifting ability will fail, but it doesn't at this moment.
He still maintains the shape of Louis Lane.
"All I need is the body of Louis Lane. You see, my friend, it's much simpler now, isn't it?"
"My genetic modification of you, so that your DNA can completely become Luis's appearance, maybe this is an enhancement of your superpowers, but obviously, this enhancement will kill you. But this is not true for me. never mind."
Luther took a sip of his coffee, quietly watching the snakeskin on the screen lose his breath.
"Anyway, all I need is a fake corpse good enough to fool Superman."
"You came at the right moment, Snakeskin."
(End of this chapter)
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