What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 166 The Arrival of Brainiac

Ye Yi thought he was delusional.

He blinked, Batman's face still had the same solemn look on his face, just like he used to.

"I'm really delusional..."

This was the first thought in Ye Yi's mind after he got up from the ground holding his buzzing head.Then he immediately thought subconsciously:

"God, if I jumped up and hit my head on my head because I was so surprised, I'd be in for the funniest way to die of the year."

Nightwing stood up from the ground.

He heard the death knell sneer. Normally, this level of ridicule would not shake his mind at all, but at this time, there are other villains everywhere.How would they program him in full view?
"Oh, you're Ye Yi, the one who saw the clown almost jumped up and threw himself to death."

Gan!
Ye Yi forcibly controlled his thoughts, not to radiate into that kind of social death scene.

Saw Batman dragging the Joker.

"hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Ye Yi was thankful that the laugh was from the clown, even though he was wearing a bondage suit and being dragged on the ground by a collar like a dog, he still let out a hysterical laugh.

"Oh, what kind of wind is it, little bat, that made you fish me out of that love nest you built for me?"

"Ah, let me guess, now I'm... ah no, what we're facing is—ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"You want to ask me for help?"

It's so normal, it's totally clownish.In the midst of a host of horror villains who said "Batman is my best friend", even a psycho killer like the Joker seems to have become more friendly, at least he is still as crazy and evil as before.

Ye Yi thought silently.After a short time at the top, he already roughly guessed the current situation.

Having "cooperated" with Batman for so many years, Dick thought he knew Batman better than anyone else, let's just say, Batman pouted his ass, he knew Batman was going to...

Cough, all in all, Batman has never been a pedantic person. Over the years, under the premise of facing a greater crisis, it is not that Batman has not cooperated with villains.

The death knell, the freezing man, the bat with a human face...

This time, the crisis is just a little bit bigger, so Batman has a lot more villains to cooperate with.

Is this a thing?obviously.

totally not!

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Ye Yi heard another burst of hysterical laughter, and he continued to think:

But how can the clown help us?Ever since Jason died, Bats haven't been...

Ye Yi's thoughts froze suddenly.

and many more.

He raised his head and saw Batman squatting in front of the Joker, the mouth under the mask grinned, and let out a wild laughter that was more authentic than the Joker.

The Joker stopped smiling, and stared at Batman coldly.

Nightwing was dumbfounded, he stared blankly at Batman.

Chen Tao suppressed his smile, stood up and said, "Aren't you crazy?"

"you……"

Before the clown finished speaking, he was hit on the face by Batman's heavy punch. This punch directly broke the bridge of his nose, making his pointed nose bend to the side like a broken straw.

"I don't intend to cooperate with you, Joker." The Joker heard Batman's indifferent voice, he didn't know how the other party's 37-degree body temperature made such cold words: "I just plan to use you, scum."

Without looking back, he said, "Bain, help me lead this guy, okay? I'm a little sick."

The clown's eyes widened. He saw Bane come out from the crowd, and obediently pulled his rein.

The other party still has the image of a strong man with a hood and a cold face. If you ignore the fact that he is obeying Batman's orders at this time, he must look very intimidating.

Ye Yi watched numbly as Bane pulled away the clown who was still yelling like a Robin, and then slapped him twice with great force - the ancestral Robin style of violent law enforcement.

"You hit me! Batman hits me! Only Batman can hit me!" The Joker screamed:

"Oh, you're dead, you're absolutely dead!"

Bane led him around the bat computer and walked into the small room next to him. Beside him, Black the Zombie followed step by step.

Ye Yi knew that small room, which was dilapidated and old, full of cobwebs, hot in summer and cold in winter, with only a dilapidated and old small bed and a small table.

That was his room, or the former room, where he lived for a while—even though this Batcave is not the one below Wayne Manor, it is still the largest sub-base in Gotham City one.In his childhood, when the night patrol was over, he often slept directly in this base for one night.

But now, it seems that this place has been transformed into some kind of cage by Batman, and Ye Yi is sure that his little bed is no longer in it.

Before the weird emotions had time to ferment on Robin, who was about to get nostalgic, a sudden noise attracted his attention again.

Ye Yi saw the ventriloquist in the maid's outfit flicking after him. The appearance of the other party was too magical. Just as Ye Yi was about to say something, he felt a pair of hands on his shoulders.He turned his head, and the person in front of him was Alfred wearing a candle hood.

He leaned down and whispered into Nightwing's ear:
"Master Yeyi, please come here, let me briefly explain the situation..."

Ye Yi was a little surprised: "Ah...penny one? You..." He wanted to say something more, but Alfred dragged him away.

Those villains no longer paid attention to him, they began to gather towards Batman.

The Batman, who was both familiar and strange to Nightwing, began to speak.

"You scumbags, I bring you the amnesty issued by the President of the United States, as long as you are willing to do it for the earth..."

Nightwing, who was pulled into the corner, heard Batman say from the stage:
"We want to protect our planet. In the face of the righteousness of the planet, all problems are no longer problems..."

Alfred whispered to him: "Bruce...some changes have taken place in Bruce. I don't know how to tell you, Master Dick. But all in all, he is Bruce, our Bruce."

"What are you talking about?" Ye Yi also answered him in a low voice, his voice was slightly shrill because it was too low: "Are you crazy, Alfred?"

Alfred was silent for a while, and then said firmly: "You don't understand, Master Bruce is going to retire, this is the last journey."

"I don't see him retiring at all." Dick said: "And I don't think Bruce can retire. Hell, I was caught by you. I don't think he is Bruce."

His voice became slightly serious: "At least this Batman in front of me will not be the Bruce I know. Tell me, what happened?"

He asked:

"Has the bat been mind controlled? Someone has taken over his body? What do I need to do?"

As he spoke, he quietly tapped his body with his fingers, knocking out the password inside the Bat Family:

"If you are coerced, blink twice in a row."

"No, I'm not being coerced by anyone, Master Dick. And it's not that Bruce was possessed, but Bruce took his body back. The never-tiring Batman is gone, let Bruce rest, it's over Brainiac, he can rest!"

"So, help Bruce, Master Dick, help him defeat this last enemy, please."

Ye Yi frowned: "Alfred, to be honest, I didn't understand the situation."

His eyes fell on Batman Bruce Wayne, who seemed to be still giving his pre-battle speech to the villains.

The death knell asked him to add more money, and he kindly asked the other party how much he needed to add.

Death Knell stretched out five fingers, and Ye Yi knew that the other party asked for 500 million, which was only the starting price, and the other party would soon increase the price little by little during the mission.

He understands the death knell and understands the other party's market.Don't think that it only costs 200 million to ask Deathstroke to kill someone, so he is really a bargain.

Then he heard Batman say, "What? 5 million?"

"agreed!"

Looking at the dumbfounded death knell, Ye Yi couldn't help being speechless.

He listened to Batman explain the situation for a while, then said, "The alien collector named Brainiac? Don't worry, I'll definitely help—"

Batman is still giving a speech:
"...We are going to have a final battle in the Slaughter Swamp, pull Brainiac out of his biological shell, remove his tortoise shell, and let him face the horror and reality of the earth!"

"Superman, I, Wonder Woman, will fight side by side with you, as long as the battle begins, there will be no distinction between north and south..."

"... Brainiac is a villain with telepathic ability. In order to prevent it from controlling one of us, we specially created a potion that specifically targets Black's telepathic ability..."

The ventriloquist in a maid outfit walked among the villains carrying rows of small pink pills. He walked up to Nightwing and motioned for him to take one from the tray as well.

Ye Yi didn't want to take it, but the other party insisted, so he was forced to hold one in his hand too.

He turned his head and said to Alfred in a low voice: "Alfred, I always think that Bruce will retire, don't you think such a thought..."

Batman babbled on stage:

"...Dear villains, once you realize that you are about to be controlled by your mind, I suggest that you take this pill immediately. It can help you maintain a clear mind and not be disturbed by telepathy..."

"Our dead friend Blake will help us maintain our control over Brainiac's psychic abilities..."

"This is a defensive potion jointly produced by the government and Batman. You can take it with peace of mind. It won't have any side effects..."

"Just in case! We know a lot more about Brainiac than you do..."

"This pill is very precious, you should take it first..."

boom! ! ! !

Halfway through Chen Tao's words, an earth-shattering loud noise suddenly exploded in everyone's ears.

It was clearly not a crowd shout at all.

Chen Tao, who was still working hard to mobilize the morale of the crowd just now, suddenly felt a sinking heart.He quickly turned on the communicator on the arm armor, and received the message as expected.

……

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……

In the vast starry sky, Brainiac is carefully looking at the city in his hands. This is what he has repeated countless times. When he comes to a new planet, first of all, he will first collect the most prosperous city on the planet. In the bag, and then give this planet a set of extinction packages as appropriate, so as to ensure that the city in hand will become a unique orphan in the universe.

Of course, it will also collect many animals on this planet, and then raise them all in that city, and then remove some useless parts of civilization, such as repetitive laborers, low-end workers, They killed them all, leaving only some important characters in this civilization, such as scientists or leaders. After processing, these cities were hung on their spaceships according to the positions of the stars.

And his throne is in the center.

This is the experience he has accumulated over the years. By killing those useless characters, he can extend the time the entire race exists in his spaceship, preventing these races from inevitably falling into degeneration due to their inferior genes, and then Become a useless race, so that he is forced to clean them up.

He's been doing that for years.

But this time, he didn't do what he often did before, but placed the entire city safely in the center of his spaceship.

He connected to the communication channels of the entire planet.Those communicators made by humans were like paper in front of him, and they were hacked by him without the slightest ability to resist.

He appears on the screen.

"People of Earth, I'm Brainiac."

Metal tentacles snaked around his side, connecting his biological shell with his body.

He said:
"After the previous invasion of General Zod, I hope you have had the experience of being invaded and know what I want to do. I hope you have seen the Metropolis being attacked by me in your backward news media. The news that was in the bag was also discovered at this time that the metropolis had become a wasteland.

Please don't panic, you are lucky, this planet is special, I will not bring you destruction like in the past.I have a more important goal than you. "

Brainiac folded his arms. "Batman."

"I can spare this planet for him, as long as you give it to me."

"Nothing will happen. I'll get out of here, and you go on with your lives. If you don't think you have enough leverage to let go of this planet, then I'll add one more. If you're willing to hand me Batman, I'll Even Metropolis can be given back to you, but if you refuse..."

Brainiac adjusted a posture, but in an instant it changed into a more deterrent posture. This is the result simulated by its artificial intelligence, which can mobilize the fear of the earth people to the greatest extent.

He knew he had gone from a friendly negotiator to a terrifying menace in an instant.

This change in identity is easier to mobilize the fear of creatures like earthlings, Brainiac carefully evaluated.

Before attacking the earth, he planned to make Batman a loner. He had studied the reason why General Zod's threat failed. His technology was far superior to that of General Zod. It is impossible for Batman to invade his channel this time. up.

But in the next second, he heard someone talking behind him.

"You don't need to ask, I will come in person."

　Everyone, I am back from py trading again! (clutching his butt contentedly)

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(End of this chapter)